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Religion / Re: God Does Not Answer Prayers, You Only Think He Does by jerflakes(m): 8:49pm On Dec 28, 2018
HappyPagan:
Let's put God to a test
Can you put your money where your God is?

Don't be scared. God won't do anything. Jesus died that you may sin, and sin abundantly. God's love is endless.

Anyways, going into the new year, I'd like all who believe in a personal God to keep a prayer book, an online prayer book.

It's simple. Post three prayer points (aka wishes) on this thread, that you'd love God to answer before this time next year.

This time, next year, we come back to review... if God has not struck me dead by then...


so, which God's up for the challenge?

God does exist

But not the Christan or Muslim way

Those religions are useless

I worship arusi

And it's very much alive and listening

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Romance / Re: Know Your Penis Size by jerflakes(m): 1:18am On Dec 26, 2018
SmellySperm:
So me wey be mini no get hope b dat na

grin

grin

This guy
grin

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Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Man Murdered On Christmas Day (Graphic Photos) by jerflakes(m): 10:40pm On Dec 25, 2018
peteruuu:
I hope he 'knows' Jesus Christ before he passed away.


Who the 4k is this Jesus guy everyone keeps talking about?

You no dey shame

Black man dey worship white man

Later village people go do small jazz, and e go enter once

Better start worshipping the God's assigned to protect Nigeria and Nigerians, and not the God's assigned to protect Americans

They have no effect in Nigeria

Join omenala ndigbo now

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Sports / Re: Olarenwaju Kayode And Zinny Olanrewaju White Wedding Pictures by jerflakes(m): 10:57pm On Dec 24, 2018
JessetariahMD:
cute couple

Thank you don't mention

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Romance / Re: Pictures Vaseline Crew Legends Can Relate To (pics) by jerflakes(m): 11:41am On Dec 24, 2018
kingxsamz:
No...

It's a g@ng b@ng.

shocked

Please don't spoil me

I'm a good boy

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Romance / Re: Pictures Vaseline Crew Legends Can Relate To (pics) by jerflakes(m): 3:45pm On Dec 23, 2018
kingxsamz:
If you understand this one, you've gone deep bruh.

Pen1s, ballz and 5 fingers

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Rolls-Royce Cullinan 2019 Worth 350M Naira To His Fleet Of Cars by jerflakes(m): 3:19pm On Dec 16, 2018
LuciferGospel:
The official purchase receipt or... you know the rest.


Showing us pictures means shiit.
Any frog can download pictures & type trash online.

This is exactly how he lied about purchasing a private jet before he[b] was exposed [/b]as a fraudster.



*spits angry

Hater

He wasn't exposed

He confessed himself

Don't go and make money... Keep hating

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido's FALL Is Now The Most Viewed Nigerian Music Video On Youtube by jerflakes(m): 9:08pm On Dec 06, 2018
SPOILT9JAOLOSHO:

Please view any Lady Gaga or Katy Perry video and confess yourself

But Dave is a nice guy, I like Him

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Phones / Re: [BOUGHT!! ] Buy Oukitel K10000 Pro In Enugu Or Anambra by jerflakes(m): 11:40am On Dec 01, 2018
shogsman:



You're puerile and very traditional

Confused antelope

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Car Talk / Re: Are These The 5 Worst Trends In Modern Cars? by jerflakes(m): 7:38am On Nov 30, 2018
SmartToyota:
No 3 is a big scam.

The quieter the better

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Literature / Re: Nora Roberts Replies Accusation Of Plagiarism By Tomi Adeyemi In Style by jerflakes(m): 7:30am On Nov 30, 2018
Ftc

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Family / Re: Thomas Ereyitomi Pays Bride Price On Corpse Of Caroline Okorodudu His Dead Wife by jerflakes(m): 9:45am On Nov 29, 2018
Double wahala for dead body... And the owner of the body

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Politics / Re: 'Saraki Must Go!' - Adams Oshiomhole by jerflakes(m): 8:15am On Nov 14, 2018
Na today?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Moves To Prosecute Babachir Lawal, Drafts Charges by jerflakes(m): 9:04am On Nov 11, 2018
Election eye service

2019 Don reach, everybody dey act like saint

They no know say they suppose prosecute am since?

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Phones / Re: [BOUGHT!! ] Buy Oukitel K10000 Pro In Enugu Or Anambra by jerflakes(m): 6:12pm On Oct 31, 2018
WILLIAMSKECH:

Please do you know I can buy oukitel C8?

Nah brother

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Crime / Re: Father And Daughter Charged With Incest After Baby Born. See Pics by jerflakes(m): 8:12am On Oct 30, 2018
falcon01:
is incest a crime?

Ask them o...

Unless the girl is underage

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Religion / Re: Painting Of Jesus Remains Untouched As First Baptist Church Burns Down In US by jerflakes(m): 4:06pm On Oct 29, 2018
akphrat:
the same lie that will send you to hell.

Because you are God?

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Religion / Re: Painting Of Jesus Remains Untouched As First Baptist Church Burns Down In US by jerflakes(m): 4:02pm On Oct 29, 2018
Na lie

Rubbish

Where is the burning building?

kitaatita:
That's not the painting of Jesus. Jesus was never photographed nor sat for painting

themonk:
At the same time the painting is found, children are being killed in Yemen. Praise the Lord for saving his painting, Hallelujah.

Malakh:
Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear...which kain yeye jesus(Ceasar Borgaria fargot) picture no go burn, no be paper?

You dey mind them?

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jerflakes(m): 2:34pm On Oct 29, 2018
Abeg which Xiaomi phone I go buy?

I stay in enugu, anambra or delta

I want to inspect before I pay

Cc:

protein0

Macbeyland

Noobody
Science/Technology / Re: Why Cant Man Go Back To The Moon by jerflakes(m): 7:00pm On Oct 22, 2018
falcon01:
the moons surface is about 100°C.

How you take know?

People have tried to go there and have seen that it's not what you think

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Religion / Re: Do Spirits Wear Cloths Or They Walk Naked? by jerflakes(m): 6:56pm On Oct 22, 2018
You fit enter spirit world and tell us

Maybe some dey wear aba made, while some dey wear original, who knows

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Computers / Re: How Do I Retrieve Files From Hard Drive Infected With Shortcut Virus? by jerflakes(m): 6:55pm On Oct 22, 2018
cliqtips:
Hello NL,
Good morning.

Please can anyone assist me on how to retrieve my files on a hard drive infected with the shortcut virus on it.
This virus turned all the files on the hard drive to shortcut.

Thank you in advance.

Click on the shortcuts, your files are inside them

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Science/Technology / Re: Why Cant Man Go Back To The Moon by jerflakes(m): 6:48pm On Oct 22, 2018
falcon01:
Its been over a decade since man went to the moon. Since then, there have been many conspiracy theories about the moon landing there are also videos debunking the journey about Man going to the Moon.
My question here is why cant Nasa go back to the moon now that we have extraordinary technologies and suffisticated gadgets? Why cant they go back to the moon to put an end to all the flat earthers?.

You have to go first before you can talk about going back

Man never went to the moon, do you know how hot that shît is?

I hope you know the moon is very hot

The spacecraft will melt, miles before it gets there

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Education / Re: I Am Currently In My Final Year And I Have Lost All Motivation To Study by jerflakes(m): 8:00am On Oct 22, 2018
Modo9:
i am currently in my final year and i have lost all motivation to study. what can i do

It happened to me too

So it's normal

By the time you're done with the first semester exams, and you see that it's only one semester left in that goddamed school, your motivation will come back immediately

No fear

just do your thing

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Computers / Re: Windows 10 (OS) Update, A Nightmare To PC & Microsoft Users, Worst Is Cortana by jerflakes(m): 1:47pm On Oct 21, 2018
Switch to Ubuntu

"apt-get" dey sweet

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Food / Re: 2018 Nigeria Beer Festival Kicks-off In October by jerflakes(m): 6:49am On Oct 21, 2018
Shayo lords

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Celebrities / Re: Fan To Anita Joseph: 'Lose Weight To Increase Your Chances Of Getting Married' by jerflakes(m): 3:14pm On Oct 18, 2018
GBOKASINCHA:
that smell turns me on tongue

MAH nigga

That smell is an aphrodisiac

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Celebrities / Re: Fan To Anita Joseph: 'Lose Weight To Increase Your Chances Of Getting Married' by jerflakes(m): 3:13pm On Oct 18, 2018
Igbo men love their ladies BBW

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Celebrities / Re: Dakore Egbuson Akande Celebrates 40th Birthday (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 2:36pm On Oct 14, 2018
This one Don reach 50 years na

haba?

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Crime / Re: Rufus Kehinde Daramola Who Raped His Daughter, Arrested. Photos by jerflakes(m): 11:28am On Oct 14, 2018
Ziel20:


Hahaha... U no dey serious.

grin

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Crime / Re: Rufus Kehinde Daramola Who Raped His Daughter, Arrested. Photos by jerflakes(m): 10:51am On Oct 14, 2018
bloomstar:
People still rap people? When there always a place to get ride of konji? And girls are even more looking for who to drill em

No sir, people don't rap people

Musicians do

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Religion / Re: Will This Biblical Quote On UN Wall Ever Come To Pass?(photo) by jerflakes(m): 10:49am On Oct 14, 2018
uniqueboi:
All indicators point to global peace. The leaders around now, are chicken hearted none of them wants war.

You don ever witness war before?

No just World War, any kind of war?

In fact, simple beef?

You'll know why no one wants war

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