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Could it be Karma?

Moral Lesson: The consequences of the evil you do in life not only affects you, but goes down to your generations.

RIP to them though.

odinese:
YouTube stuff

Fellow youtube fan

I hate it when people ask for likes in their comments. Like if you agree.

Mcbussy:
As a graduate, if u have ever fallen, or u eventually fall for any of the above listed plots, then ur degree certificate ought to be seized.

Who agrees with me?

I strongly agree with you

sonofananimal1:
BROS!!

WERE THEM DEY SEE CLEAVAGE FOR WOMEN SELF!!

ALL I KNOW IS THAT CLEAVAGE IS THE WEAK PART OF A ROCK

Lol!

No mind them. Dem don turn women to geology specimen.

So what are we to gain from seeing someone's cleavage?

Mtcheeew!

Youths of these days. When are we in this country going to learn to be innovative

SAI BABA!

Continue to disappoint your haters.

The wind of CHANGE is even affecting other nations.

Sassybae:
Sorry...adding what to your list

That Ladies shouldn't edit their pics and post online.

We when order for our goods, we want it as it was advertised online . Ya digg?

Sassybae:
Hmmm alright.

Buh I see no diff. If I edit,since its still me in the picture

Haha. So you've given an excuse to edit. There's no problem with that though.

But I was even thinking of adding it to my lists but somehow forgot.

Sassybae:
I don't edit oo lol

Boredom? You don't work Or?

It's very good you don't edit.

You can get bored at times at work. Can't you. some times sef, some ppl go dey vex you for work.

Sassybae:
Lol, am laughing oo, , when am ready I will

Okay then, you can put it up after you've finished editing your pics

No mind me O abeg!

It's boredom that's causing all these things.

Sassybae:
Lol,what's it with the both of us

Hmmmm,lemme ask google

I just helped you check google. It says Sassybae has got natural beauty. Hmmmmm.

Okay put up a Pic of your natural beauty na.

Sassybae:
I should take that as a compliment?

Anyways thanx

Lol. The two of you ehn.

Sassybae are you beautiful? I want to know o. Let me assess myself.

Sassybae:
I've got foresight, I got male friends too,I've learnt from them,got lil experience with guys...so I can tell when he's serious, even if he tries to fake,I can still tell

Alright then... Miss foresight. No go follow wrong guy o.

Sassybae:
Lol ...that one with time nd hardwork I can,people wey buy no gt 2heads......ermm those ones I mentiond lol...when I see a serious guy I'll exhibit all those

Na wa o! So until then, you will choose to behave otherwise. How will you even know a serious guy when you see one So after the marriage, I am sure you will stop exhibiting those good traits.

I mean a serious guy might be talking to you now. And you can never know.

truthman2012:
Muslims are carnal and cannot understand the things of the Spirit. It is a pity.

Abeg, don't waste your time answering these people.

Even Jesus did not reason out logic to people to try to convert them. Instead He depended on His Father.

Sassybae:
Hey,that's not true....I wanted to, I dint even take wah u said serious, cause that's the new name guys call girls this days....don't even think its you

So Sassy, are you all those qualities you mentioned earlier on? (Emotionally stable, hardworking e.t.c.).

Or your just afraid you won't be able to afford a Lamborghini

Sassybae:
Lol nd ure sure?

Why do you like to "Lol" every time.

E be lyk say you no too get wahala.

Still waiting for the new pics tho.

Dygeasy:
You goofed with your first point. Why on earth would you think all men want to marry a lady who talks about the latest technology and all that? How will that make her a good wife/mother? A lady can be intelligent in other ways without necessarily knowing all about technology, politics or art. You really need not have too high expectations of your dream woman. Even ladies are human beings too.

Those where just examples and they are not limited to just what was listed.

BTW what other areas of intelligence are you talking about?

Sassybae:
Lol, I've wanted to.would upload soon

Abeg. Upload O! We want to see the new you.

Sassybae:
SMH....

Sassybae, you removed your PIC why?. I hope it's not because of what someone said o.

Answer is IT.

I am A genius.

@Tonylyte.. Come give me my prize o.

Loool!

Na wa o

Due to most Naija folks uncivilised mentality. If you try that here...the abuse you will get on the road that day, you won't try it again.

It's supposed to be a normal thing as it is in places like Australia, U.K, France e.t.c.

But the local people are trying to form what they are not. Mtcheew.

Johnnoah1st:
@OP, see dis one, she's consoling herself, by there profile pics u shall knw dem.

Hehe. You dey find her trouble o.

Sassybae:
Oh really? That's boring?

Yea it is. Why don't you ask the guys around you.

Welrez:
OP, despite all this coaching, the truth is that some girls can't be married. This advice would be like water off a duck's back to them.

Then they have chosen their own path in life.

If only some girls will not allow their emotions to becloud their sense of reasoning.

Sassybae:
And @the end OP, choice matters, I think what men wants this days in a woman are....Emotional stability, loving and understanding,hardworking, be there for her husband and take care of her home

Not all this Lambhorgini, and the rest virginity stuff you talking about

Mhen if that's your criteria for you to marry a woman I take it you not ready yet

Haha.

Well what's your definition of a hardworking lady? There are girls that fulfill all the is stuffs you talked about but are still single. Actually the point I was tryna make is that guys want something more. Not the everyday boring stuff.

fanficgirl:
Why not?
Don't mention Mortal Kombat O!

Because these games have better fight scenes. Do you play Mortal Kombat?

SeverusSnape:
This to Me is the most important.
That is why I'm going to marry a VIRGIN. As for me, It's a virgin or nothing. I've seen things that made me take this decision, Don't have time to explain in details.

For those of you about to ask, "Are you a virgin yourself? ". Yes, I'm a virgin.

If you're truly a virgin, then your a sure guy.

BTW. Ishilove we go fight o.

I know some of you ladies out there are already getting old and are wondering when you will get married. So out of concern I have decided to help you out. At the same time also, most of you have often wondered what do men really want in a woman.

Well, your breakthrough has come.

Note: This is not for the Olosho's/Runs girls but for those serious about marriage.

1. Get yourself some brains

All sane men are strongly attracted to intelligent females. If you know you're not in the "Intelligent" category and all you can can talk about is Brazilian hairs, and using "KK" in your Whatsapp conversations, then why don't you do yourself a favor and stop wasting your brain function watching Telemundo and African Magic for crying out loud. Go buy yourself some books and read (Not those silly romantic Novels).
Wow your guy with talks about latest technologies and theories of dark matter and quantum physics.

2. Take your guy out

I really don't know why it is hard for a Naija girl to take a guy out. Can't you spend on your man? Must he spend on you everytime? Mtchewww. I mean seriously your local Naija mentality is really killing you. I had a girl visit from the States once who actually gave me almost about N12000 to spend on her and her friends. I mean, she didn't even want me to spend my money. Now that's what I call a Bae.

3. Be extremely adventurous

Instead of sitting at home lazying about and doing as if you can't afford to even kill an ant. Why don't you go engage yourself in some extreme stunts like Skydiving, Mountain Hiking, Scuba diving, Bull fighting, Horse back racing and also end up volunteering yourself to go into outer space. Take pictures and put on Instagram. We prefer that to you pouting your lips all over the place.

And don't tell me you can't do all these things in Nigeria because you can (Except for the Skydiving and Outer Space part). Just go do something extreme.

4. Don't open your legs

SMH for some girls sef. So just because a guy buys you N70 Doughnut and Fanyogo on the first day, the next thing you do is to open your legs. The truth is even though most of these guys out there lack self control and say things like "Body no be firewood". The truth is that deep down, they want a girl who can say no until the wedding night. No guy wants to even find out that his wife's V is as wide as the Grand Canyon. Keeping yourself makes you much more valued in our eyes. Don't listen to those small kids on Nairaland that will tell you otherwise, they are just full of youthful exuberance. (Please remember I said this post is for those willing to get married and not the Olosho's).

5. Stop that stripper style dressing

Get some decency in you dressing for crying out loud. The way you dress determines the kind of guys that approach you (Most times anyway). If all you do is expose your cleavage ( because you feel it's the in thing now), then prepare to be used and dumped. And when you get dumped don't say it's witches from your village.

6. Be independent

If you don't want to be seen as a gold-digger, then please Stop disturbing your guy every time for recharge cards. Infact you should surprise him once in a while by sending him a recharge card ( And I am not talking of N100 card). Send him N5000 and watch how your guy treats you. Most of you are working so spend your own money and stop being selfish.

7. Play football video games

Most Naija girls and even some guys in their uncivilized mentality (they think they are civilized when they do this) think playing video games is for babies bla bla bla.....(The candy crush you're playing is it not for babies). Why don't you all leave the stone age and come over into the 21st century. If you don't like the video games force yourself. No be you wan marry.

8. Be classy

We don't want touts (Stay off the Streets). Talk classy, dress classy and walk classy. Stop walking on the road like a crab. The more "Kate Middleton" like you can be the better for us.

9. Drive a Lamborghini

Yea... you read that right. Why don't you Go buy yourself a Lamborghini. And watch how very fast you can get married. You might say "But where will I get money to buy one"- Go and work hard you lazy thing. Is Kylie Jenner not your mate even your junior sef.

P.S:Don't worry about it chasing men away. It only helps you in chasing away the "Pomo" men. But men like myself of timber and calibre, it draws us closer.

Please guys, feel free to add yours.

dorox:
@cold:
The premise of your argument is so silly that I really don't know where to start from. While most of the points that I have come across by critic/sceptics of God in this forum have been very helpful in furthering the debate about God, this op is just silly and simlistic to even debate.
Perhaps you should be asking why the earth is not made up of cheese, or why God did not design the earth so that we perpetually travel down hill.

Bro I feel u mehn.

I thought I was the only one that saw how silly the OP is. And some people are even wasting their time answering him. SMH.