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Zonefree:
Stay away from her. You're too young to settle for less.

Thanks bro.
May thunder of blessing strike you.
May the truck of favour jam you.
As you step into the new month, may the fire of prosperity burn you to ashes.
For today, you're my gee ( we may fight tomorrow ooo. But that's life 😁).

DonroxyII:
You be Lizard 🦎... He ain't on Point kankan!

Gist us wetin happen laslas!

Shut top. Read waitin hin post well well jorrr.

Zonefree:
How far, she come?

She come o. But I no fit fvck her. I just loose interest somehow. We talked, ate, watched one stupid Nollywood movie like that and she left saying she has to get back to her kids.

@Donroxyll
Come see the gist.
Nothing really happened. My peniis no just rise for her again. Una don spoil my mind.

Somebody talk say she want make her father her third child. Another person said he has problem if not, her husband wouldn't have left her. Imagine that kind talk.

@Loverboi2cute
Here's the updated you seek.

Go on Israel. God is with you and I am with you.


After this war, wherever Israel is mentioned, the entire Islamic (terrorist) nations will run away in fear.

No Islamic nation will dare to kill a single Israeli for thousand of years.
They will even be afraid to harm an Israeli dog.

If muslims kill one of you, kill one thousand of them and they will leave you in peace - this is the way.
I urge people in Kaduna, plateau and other Islamic terrorized states to rise up and kill their enemies. If you fear, your are dead.
Muslims want to instill fear in the heart of the people of God. Do not fear them. Kill them and they will flee.

The bible says " rebuke the devil and he will flee from you"
Rebuke not fear. If you fear, he won't flee. He will continue to torment you.

Rebuke terrorists today!

God bless Israel.
Hit like if you stand with God.

Uptheante:
If she is as good as you seem to portray, why did her baby daddy leave her?
After one or 2 rounds with her, your eyes go clear

You have a solid point bro.

People still write jamb?
No wonder children are so much on nairaland.
Tueh.

Uptheante:
She doesn't need money yet she allowed you pay for her shopping?
Is that not indirect need for money?
Did you even directly offer her money & she rejected?

She doesn't demand. That's what I am saying.
I give out of free will.
Who dey reject money for Nigeria?

meum:
The school you wanted to attend but couldn’t make it.

Illegal1:
omoh.........honestly bro,nah u we suppose ask dis question...bcus i no see any reason why u no understand wetin the guy write.

Babbyad:
You don't grab what he wrote?
Guess you are dull!

Una well so?

Dyfynezz12:
Like someone said up there,u 're still a kid.
A quick glance at ur posts here nd one will be convinced

Na slap you go chop. Don't worry. Keep posting nonsense.
I'm watching you silently.

meum:
This your story get K-leg. Anyway, be careful of these:
1. Fathering her 3rd child
2. The father(s) of those two children
3. Her

I don't even understand what you're trying to say here.
Which school did you go to?

Zonefree:
She'll not come, trust me.

Tomorrow is here already. Let's wait and see.

Wesha:
You don't need a soothsayer to detect a child. Nairaland, here is one! 👆👆👆

I will slap you.
How old are you that you're calling me a child?

Bintabisiriyu2:
Hope you never send transport ooo?

As a matter of fact ehhh, she doesn't appear to need my money.
I asked her what she would like to eat and she said anything I wish to offer.

We met at the market. I paid for the goods she bought and I told her upfront that I only wanted sex. She agreed and asked if I live alone.
She has two children aged 4 and 7
She's a single mother.
She promised to come have sex with me tomorrow.

I have never straffed a single mother before.
Pros in the house, what should I expect?

She wore ring. She's married. Let her husband look for her.

Uchenna10:
Na long story

There's time.
Narrate mok we learn ahbeg.

superCleanworks:
Very informative

I know what you're trying to do.

epainos:
I hope you read everything in this thread cos people are offering solutions while you both are being discouraged.

People make money during booming economies and recessive periods. The choice is yours. No matter how bad it is, people will still produce these food items.

You also can tap into the wealth of solutions in this thread and feed yourselves instead of being discouraged. If you buy some noilers or even local fowls, you may actually enjoy poultry meat and eggs. You can do it also. You don't need to always produce to sell... but to feed yourself too.

Who is this one?
Or wait. The better question is, what is this one?

Emmabyte:
So what do you want to do now, do you want to ask the girl about it

I will sound petty if I asked her.
Let me try to manipulate her and get into her head. When she finally fall in love with me, then I will talk about it.

Emmabyte:
Lol since they can't kill you even with there gun enjoy your dream

But it's terrifying.

You go happy say people dey chase you for dream even if them no kill you?

Uchenna10:
I've come across that kinda girl before

Her name is olive

My own, her name is Jessica.

Share your experience ahbeg.

DonroxyII:
Lol, ... Na she dey wire you with those Thugs na!

You well so?

Squirrel1:
mumu

I will slap you

Dem go shout "haram" when you want to arrest them but will not shout haram when they commit crime.
What a shame.

Ochyes:
Draw close to God, live a righteous life and be prayerful.

Heaven is the goal but we must fvck pvssies first 😁.
Thanks for the advice though.

qtguru:
Bro you doing it wrong trust me, unless it's not distracting you from hustling. Then that's different

I work from home so I have a lot of time to chase pvssies.
So, no distractions 😁

Very soon, people will start eating pigeons.

service44:
It is a sign that you are with the rigth person, the nigthmare you ar seeing are circumstances that wants to stop the relationship, those boys trying to snash your phone are forces trying to stop the relationship while the phone represent your girl, if u miss dat girl you will regret it.

Hmmmm.
You're the only one with a different point of view.
I like the way you interpreted the dream. I never thought of that ooo.
Thanks man.

jmoore:
You need 5 sessions of deliverance.

The first session comes with 50 strokes of cane.

You be full fledged werey.

imagrg:
I don't believe you've not fvcked her.

But if you have not actually penetrated her toto, then you are lucky! She would have caged your destiny too.

You don enter witch one-chance!

But I still dey wonder how una dey date girl without knacking her first oh!

Omo, sometimes ehhh, you go see some girls and knacking no go come your mind.
You're right though. There are times that konji push me to approach girls. In such cases, I fvck them first. If them no gree, I Waka.

DonroxyII:
Lol, Pray & Sleep ... she go comot !

No be she I dey see for dream ooo

dkidd:
When ur not spiritually strong enough u dey run things with that kind girl. Be like u never understand when witchcraft mirror u back 10 years and break that mirror. U will run from pillar to post no solution till u nearly commit suicide. Dey play with ur life. When u know say time no dey u want still knowingly repeat and repeat class? I think say u get sense before or I'm mistaken u for another more enlightened moniker

You're probably mistaken.