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Ballzproblem2:
why is difficult to find these qualities in a woman:



independent


virgin.


accept that men are polygamous in nature.



beautiful.



have front and back.


is too much to ask?

You like violence.

This is the kinda pvssy I like to fvck. Matured, fresh and warm.
This pvssy is like spaghetti: it has streamer a little longer. It is better the next day.
Nice clean and think pvssy.

EponObi:
Lmaoooooo. This is unb ofelievable, but then it's Jagaban. The grandmaster of modern politics in Africa.

Wike and the G5 spoke through Ortom - an ex PDP governor and current member of the PDP - explicitly declared support for Tinubu before that PDP NEC meeting. Not an ordinary declaration - he said people should support Tinubu for second term - when he's still running his first term 😂; that even Buhari did two terms and Tinubu is even a greater public administrator. It's why Dino attacked him at the NEC meeting.

Aside their anti-party activities in 2023, that public statement alone is enough to suspend Ortom from the party.

Then, Wike's henchman Damagum remained acting chairman after the meeting. In three months, a new chairman will emerge from the North Central and I can bet my balls, one of Wike's stooge will emerge victor.

Atiku has lost total influence and control of PDP. He's dead politically. In 2027, he will emerge as the presidential candidate of the PDP - if I'm Tinubu - I will ensure he's their candidate and let Wike and the G5 govs run him street the second time. There is also Bala Mohamed - the chairman of the PDP govs - who is also there to do the bidding of Tinubu.

Through Wike, Tinubu has control of the PDP. I don't think people understand how insane that is. 2027 is a done deal before the 25% completion of his first term.

Is that the man Obi and his !diotic Obidients think they can wrestle power from? Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dey play!

There's currently zero opposition in this country as it stands. Mf Wike even parked his official FCT minister car in the VVIP section of the Wadata Plaza, right beside Bala Mohamed's car. O por! It's plenty. 🤣

After how the NEC went, I'm sure this merry dance is the tip of the iceberg of what went down yesterday. Wike and G5 goons would have partied overnight with booze, hard drugs, and oloshos. 😂😂😂

Atiku!!!!!! 😂 Who did you offend?

Anyways, has anyone recently heard from EponObi? It's been long I saw him sew one of his useless threads? Abi him sewing machine get fault? Asiwaju should please donate a new one to him. You know an idle man is a devil's kinikan kinikan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No more bad news and deaths in the country, the Agulu fraud automatically lost his job 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You're a Daemon

Gbadugbakun:
Oga it's love if you don't believe, I won't bother explaining.

You want to use that woman to japa ahbi?

Don't worry, you can tell us the truth here. We won't cast your update. Na we we.

SweetDipBenny:
How old are you?🤔

I'm old enough to marry. However, I am not financially ready.

Etimemy:
Why wasting my time to read this rubbish

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who glue your face to your phone screen?

bluefilm:
But 27 is not even old na

For that particular gender, Oldness starts from 30

So you think I should go for her?

Blackdisciple:
Only small boys that are still squatting with Friends will do what you just typed here...

Ohh I see you want small girl wey you go just dey play with her heart up and down, she should thank God god that you ran away

You're right. I actually want small girls that I will just be whining and fvcking.

Truvelisback:
You lost interest because she is older than you are.

Sharap. I'm way older than her.
You will not read something well, you will be saying rubbish. Do you know my age?

Honestly, I like tight toto. I like fresh toto. Fresh toto is gratifying. Tight toto is pleasurable. Fresh toto on a little soft assss is a blessing to the penniiss holder.
But!
I will never fvck a girl below 18 for the fear of that watery beans in prison yards.

Do not let your priniss lead you. Be the one to let it.

babajero:
My observations is that you are a child, and you are not matured enough to be in a relationship.

Relationship isn't about age bro. At least, not for men.

Blitzking:
Very wrong to say this...let her say her real age if u would stay fine...na your type go Marry lady con dey say she don old..know wat u are paying for...do u prefer lies.

I will slap you

blackgold2018:
shut tha hell up..

27 is not bad. I know it might be she would ve had a higher sexual experiences. But they're still ladies with decency at that age. You would ve gone deeper with your investigation.

Unless you're still a younger man or perhaps you re not mentally matured enough to detect decent ladies at that age because ladies at that age to you are old cargoes with lots cabbages abi

Why would you start with " shut up."? Am I your mate?

dalass:
OP how old are you

If not that Nairaland may ban me, I for tell you something. Radarada

Don't worry, say it. I will ask the modsenot to ban you.

Anyway, I'm older than her.

LagosFirstSon:
Untop N50k

Nonsense

Less than $50 o

Smh

If you get am, credit me.

Gbadugbakun:
Yes she's from LA. And we're planning to get married virtually so that I'll go and join her over there.

He age didn't make me feel insecure because I love and care about her.

You be full werey. Which love do you have for a 70 yr old woman?
Tell us the truth, na dollars you dey love jorrrr

pocohantas:
You will pass what? The one you posted here, was meat inside? And by the way, na everyday you dey meat new babe? What od the 19y/o virgin that gave you tuwo with eggs?

You no dey forget things neh?

Gbadugbakun:
Don't mind him. The oyibo woman I'm dating online is 78 years old and I'm just 30 and am not complaining. I don't know why men feel so insecure these days.

Are you for real?

JONSYN7154:
oya, kom eat rice. But no meat dey o.

Chineke!
No meat?
I will pass.

spencekat:
27 years old female is not an evening newspaper naa. 😂

Yeah. I know. But, I felt she would like something serious. Like a relationship that should lead to marriage and I don't think I want that for now.


Girls in that age range are looking for husband straight.

JONSYN7154:
am guilty as charged. Hahahahaha

Good.
Oya, do the right thing so that the gods of the land will be pleased with you.

pretydiva:
🙄🙄

You and this your tiny tiny eyes. What do you want to say?

MrCork:
U ask questions like woman so tHatsx why we thought u was gay. How long u been gay & why are u gay sir??

I have functioning prickk. I love to fvck pvssies. I love to lick pvssies. I love to hold girls as$. I love to release my sperm inside a wet pvssy. And I love to father children.

Now tell me, am I gay?

Sonnobax15:

So age is now an instant disqualification of someone from a relationship, right?

Op,you no try at all...... Besides,27 isn't that bad.........If she have got the other qualities just like you mentioned,then I think the '27' isn't really a big deal here, unless you aren't up to that yet......

Well, everyone has got his/her choice tho..

The age just shock me ooo.
I felt she must have sucked many diicks, rode many pennies etc.

JONSYN7154:
I understand. How u dey?
Come eat rice and plantain.

You dey share rice for my community and you no invite me?
You dey ment nii?

Highestpromoton:
When most men in Nigeria want to marry they look for girls between the age of 18 - 25 years, ladies this is your peak year.

From 26 - 29 as a lady you should be working or have a good business for men to find you attractive for marriage

From 30 + as a woman, if you have a boyfriend you were dating in your 20s he probably would marry you if he loves you,
if you are still single it would be hard to find a husband, the chances of you Marrying is 50 : 50 but you can decide to have children for a man who doesn’t mind having you as a baby mama maybe he might marry you or make you he’s 2nd, 3rd, 4th… or 12th wife

Ladies are like milk, they have expiry date.

Gbamsolutely

EreluRoz:
You are just insecure that's all.

I get pissed whenever I see a man typing hardworking to describe a lady. Men of these days are just after women to drain, if not for the harsh society a woman is naturally not created to work.

Modern men are just after women that will take up their role, it's the mentality for me, so disgusting.

If a woman chooses to work, it's to take care of herself and not for any man to come leech on. Mtcheww

I agree with you 💯

MrCork:
Brother...when u use to be female..u dint tell men yor name?(no oofencsece)

I shaa know that one day, I go slap you for this nairaland. Just continue.

AngelicDamsel:
You expect a graduate, working in Nigeria to be 18?

While reading I was expecting an evening newspaper but when I saw 27, I knew this post was a joke!

You don't know what I'm talking about.

I met this beautiful, hardworking and godloving lady somewhere at work. She's very nice and accommodating. She's also a graduate.
Let me quickly say that this lady is a decent lady - yeah, I went FBI on her; searched her socials: Facebook, insta, X etc and sincerely, all the pictures she took were done in her home (she stays with her mother).

As I interacted with her, I discovered she's a homely person. She doesn't club, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. She's just all about stability.

I fell in love with her personality until I asked one last question.
"Sorry, I don't mean to pry. Please, how old are you?"

Without hesitation, this lady answered "I am 27"

Immediately I heard 27, I lost every single ounce of interest I had in her.
I didn't show it to her. I just said " Wow! You look so pretty, one would think you're 18. Thank God I asked."
She laughed and I could see her blush.

We discussed about other things, exchanged numbers and she left.
I have made up my mind never to call her. The age put me off and I don't even know why.


So dear ladies, do not tell men your age until the both of you are in a serious relationship. Never tell a man your age on the first date. Never!
Wait until you see some level of commitment or at least, until he got used to you a little.

Villa12:
go and make money first before talking about who and who not to marry. When you make money then you can marry your choice.

Exactly.
Imagine you suffering to make your money only to pay the bride price and sponsor the wedding with a woman who has been fvcked and mounted with just two eggs and indomie. You will even use your hard-earned money to take care of her family (in laws) while the men who fvcked her brains out only gave her two eggs and indomie.

Is that the life you wish for your self?

(If you say no, may thunder fire you into sixteen pieces)