₦airaland Forum

dontrulee:
Yes you're right.
Which app do you use to read your manga? Or you read it online?

Brother, I read online

Truvelisback:
I can bet u with my balls that she wasn't a Virgin b4 she met this guy. Forget her nice Gospel songs.

Music industry shinanigans no easy o.
One pastor or director go don chike her somehow.
Make I just keep quiet.

Truvelisback:
How did u know? Dem dey write am for face? Does she look like a Virgin to u?

Im just saying that to make unmarried girls jealous. We both know the truth na.

SugarGirl44:
Says an obidient serial failure.
If you're too bitter to type 'congrats' just move on.

Sweetheart, I am with Tinubu.

myami:
have you met any decent girl yet?

Yes o. And she's very difficult to get. I've been on this girl matter for over 1 year now.
I made sure I confirmed from everyone around her; people she knows and those she doesn't. All of them attested that she's a decent girl.
Dressing, she's decent.
Speech, she's decent.
Beauty, she's even decent (joking though. But she's very cute).
Do you know the best thing about this girl?
SHE'S NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA! (She told me she's not interested in any social media and I confirmed it.)
She's not these holy pretenders. She is just perfect and contented.

myami:
how many inches is yours?

I am so not going to answer that.

See this one. When did you join nairaland?

Heathrow44:
sharrap there! who told u she didn't LovePeddler around, how do u knw she hasn't aborted three times, girls like Mercy chinwo is an example of a really good con artist,

Calm down na, I was just saying what I know. I never said it's the fact.
Y una dey vex today na? Haba!

Prudoh:
Mumu!

Be taking things easy na. Why are you always angry?
Life is beautiful if you try to be happy.

VladimirPutiin:
Many are hoeing around today. It’s not also good for the man to be a notorious womanizer.

Mr. President, you're very correct sir.

aribisala0:
Tribe of Judah ko Tribe of Ekiti ni
Oyinbo done nack us sometin for Africa

Foolish is a man who says there is no God.

BRATISLAVA:
Didn't naira land boys say that women over 30 are undesirable and will die unmarried because they are choosy feminists? Didn't they also say that such women have destroyed their wombs and are good for nothing? That they will go for "fresh 20 year olds", that a woman like Mercy is expired and that millions of men have slept with them and aborted away their destinies?

Isn't this an evening promiscuous newspaper anymore? Is she no longer over 30?

Are all the misogynists and women abusers on the forum dead today?

Or will they twist their mouths to the back of their heads to come up with something stale to say?

Mercy got into singing ministry at 18. She has been under the canopy of God since then.
How many girls have the money and the resources to stay holy?
One guy told me today( here on NL) that he has slept with 18 girls this year and one came to sex him because of shoe worth 6k.
Even you that is talking, didn't you lose your virginity for much less than 6k?

Pls shift!
Out of 1000 nija girls, you can only find one worth marrying. One like mercy chinwo.

This doesn't not me he will change the world for the better.
It does not mean he will become a billionaire.
It does not mean he will live longer.
It does not mean he will bring development to Nigeria.
He's just another kid from a rich school who had all the help he needed.
People with three C's and four D7s will still employ him.

This is not good.

That's the Areona kankanfo in the 7th pix. ( No sure though).

Beautiful.
Yorubas are the best in terms of everything in Nigeria; even in terms of witchcraft .
Their girls are something else; big ass and succulent boobs.
Fear those Taiye and Kehinde; what they do sexually no be here.
If you want to enjoy life, Fvck Yoruba young girls of 19 or 20. You pen!s will forever get joy.

Get it together and get out if your shell if you want to achieve anything tangible in life.
You can't even serve God if you're shy.

walosky:
Hope not from watching of Bluefilms (porn) tha this baby was gotten o

You're not serious.

Mystic comes to mind.
In the end, man and "aliens"will live happily together.

God! I need this thing.

She loves me because I give her money and I protect her.
I love her because she allows me mount her, which relaxes me.

800k.

I disagree. Our God is not somebody; He is the King of kings, the Lord of lords, the Beginning and the end, the Lion of the Tribe of Judah, the Most High, The Almighty God!

Can't believe Mercy is in her 30s. This girl didn't hoe around.
She's a woman indeed.
Like for Atiku. Share for Tinubu.
(Obi people, I know say una plenty, so just pass).

Can't believe Mercy is in her 30s. This girl didn't hoe around.
She's a woman indeed.

Dear Bishop, obedient is better than sacrifice sir.
If you're not obedient, how then can you serve God?

Toktee:
Good morning virgin advocate...
I pray God give you a virgin so you come here after ten yrs of marriage for your testimony.



As for me I love already made hole but not borehole, I do not have strength to beg liking to open legs.

Somebody don give me name o.
Mods, how do I change my name to this Abeg?

My space. Please write nothing here.
Thanks.

Obi, the black Panther!
He actually can do it.

What is nabda?

PericomaNwankwo:
Lol � girls will resort to cockshaming when you bare their irrational manipulation. It's cheap and lowly, penis size is genetic so you can't blame a man for the size of their penis. It's like shaming someone for their height or shaming a woman for having a big vagina (even though vagina is naturally meant to be bigger than penis).

Anyway, why do girls try to cockshame a man even when the subject is not sexual? Do they think that the value or worth of a man is determined by his cocksize??

Now, it got me wondering the size of the penis that impregnated their mother?

I was bathing in my compound one day when this girl walked in without knocking at the gate. She saw me and turned away. I confidently continued bathing while I asked her what's up.
She said she came looking for phone charger. I told I don't have and she walked away.
Days later, we met on the street and she told me that she was sorry for seeing my pen!s. I said no problem. Then she told her friend that it was big. (I actually have average size d!ck). The friend smiled and gave me a sweet look.
As a Sharp guy who doesn't want random sex, I quickly told her " no o. My D is actually small, she's lying"
To my greatest surprise, the friend said " small is even better. Those big ones are problem".

I would have sexed strange girls countless times in Abuja but God kept saving me.
Sleep with women isn't something to be proud of, it's actually a curse.