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Joke apart, this cloth is beautiful.
Hating aside, it is useful and beautiful.

I like Peter Obi but I will not vote him. I will vote that old hag called Tinubu. He can transform Nigeria.

Family business.

But this Benue boy is a nice guy though.
No wonder women just keep opening their legs for him.

No body around me watch this show.
I can literally unfriend my friend for watching this pornography.

Marry fat woman and see fatai after 2 children.

With women:
If you don't have hands, no problem.
You don't have height, no problem.
You're not handsome, no problem.
If you don't have legs, no problem.
If you don't have eyes, no problem.
Even if you don't have ears, no problem.
But you see pen!s, get am. What did I say? GET FUNCTIONAL PEN!S and little money to feed her. Gbam! You have her.
Don't ever underestimate the power of Pen!s when it comes to women matter.

I get hope. Thank you Jesus!

Yankeeboy02:
Jeromestarks call me 09074071253

Why would I do that?
I need to see the picture of the phone first.

Crimpsy:
what of Indians that marry their family relations such as Cousins, uncle e.t.c

There children are medically okay

No they are not. Deformity and hernia is highest in India.

Ebymyk:
these things happen in real life but please just have some sympathy for the poor lady... A word of advice and encouragement isn't too difficult..

Word of encouragement?
Oh! You want me to tell her Well done?
Or I should lie to her that she did a good thing and it doesn't matter?
I simply told her the truth. It is wrong to "encourage" evil deeds.

I heard games damage PC processor. Is this true?

Like for Republican. Share for Democrats.

Aduke23:
I'm an undergraduate who's been home for months due to the strike. Although, I've been keeping my self busy with petty things, but I'm in dire need on an online job I could be doing even while at sch to be less dependent on my parents. Pls, if anybody have any online job I could do for them to earn, I would really appreciate.

I'm confused here. Don't you have pvssy

Selling iphone 6 in 2022? Who does that?
Op, I give you 25k. Take it or leave it.

This girl na good girl; not under though.

What is this Op saying?
Phone of 30k is no mate of phone of 260k.
Like it or not, price determines the quality of phones.

The devil is on his way and he will visit the church first.

Am I the only one who thinks Peter Obi will not win this election?

Big booby na wahala.
This is why I don't fancy big bobby and big yansh.
Moderacy is key.

But people dey mad o. Something you can prepare at home but you just wan to claim big woman.

You still get money to buy catfish. You should be investigated.

Once your pen!s is functional, don't worry about money; be genuine, be dependable and have an unwavering heart, you will find a woman who truly loves you.
If you're dating a girl and she bills you, my brother, you're dating yourself.


Oh, I forgot, women just want to have a crown over their heads.
It's a shame for them to be single.

Las las, marry a virgin. E get why.

officialwdhtv:
Looks good

For those who drink.
I don't drink. And I will never drink!

Thank God say jona no run for presidency.
I like you Jona.
Jona jona, my big boy Jona

Brendababy:
My Cousin Brother is 3 years older than me. We grew up being used to seeing each other naked. When we hit our teens and puberty we began to do stuff. We would masturbate together when our parents go out for certain activities, then that moved on to doing it to each other. Next step was we began giving each other MouthAction. Then of course the big step of anal sex. We probably started anal when we were 14/15 years old. Everything became a regular thing with us, even in to our late teens we still did stuff with each other. his is married now and whenever i see him i feel terrible.

He's the one that disflowered me, and this guy despited being married still wants to bleep me

I fear my boyfriend might find out, i don't want to end up like this

You don cast!
That guilt you feel is a sign that you documents are with the gate keeper of hell; nothing for you on heaven.

For the record, he will bleep you again and again. You will get pregnant and you foolish boyfriend will be held responsible. This is how he will train children who aren't his just like most Nigeria husbands are doing today.

okomile:
Yoruba

Can you teach me?

fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, is it normal that I don't find any of these pictures funny? Like, I don't/can't see anything funny that will make one to laugh in any of them. I'm just here wondering what it is that's making people laugh in these pictures. Just one or two was able to make me let out a mild smile, but not to the extent of laughing visibly. The rest are just there. Seeing nothing funny in them, not even a little funny. Please, is this normal? Is there anyone here that felt same way?

Either you're to daft to understand the jokes or your problem is greater than you and your helpers combined.

Prettygirl200:
Cam someone teach me how to post pictures on nairaland, I don do tire it's not working!!!

Get a mobile phone.