₦airaland Forum

solid3:
Guy u dey vex o.

U no dey Vex ?
Out of 10 Nigerians; 9 will be angry at Jonathan while only 1 will support dis incompetent president

DelGardo:
Thanks for sharing @OP.
Some people are so stupid that they are fun to be with. GEJ looks that type of person to me... looks and acts so dumb that one might feel comfortable in his company. The problem with that is there is no room for incompetent leadership anywhere except in Nigeria. It would even appear that one of the requirements for PDP presidency is incompetence and lack of ambition.

OBJ was swept fom prison and rigged in... he was woeful.
Unwilling Yar'Adua was foisted on the country from nowhere... he was a better man than OBJ but his physical frailties prevailed
Many of us stood on the streets to wrestle power from Turai for GEJ, who was too weak to fight for his right. Using a mixture of sentiments, public support / apathy, political engineering and manipulation of votes he and Sambo were herded into office to a disastrous outcome.
Now he wants another shot at the presidency because of (not despite) his incompetence, which favours his associates.

But as they say one day monkey go go market e no go return. That day is nigh.

That's it oo ... He is starting his open campaign ..What n what will he use to campaign
Will it still be I don't have a shoe or I don't have a bag?
That stupid story won't work this time...
Or will he still say
I will create jobs
I will fix the power sector
All will be I WILL ..

Instead of I have done this
I have done that


Nigerians deserve Better than Ebele

Qsscruz:

I can't understand what you guys are talking because i schooled in France.. The thunder is sleeping ohh..

Mr.man pls don't be bias .. What has GEJ done?
What accomplishment has he done?
Other than committee dis committee dat and nothing to show for it

pweetixandy:
Dunno why,but this thread is just funny

that's d point ..don't mind d coloquaz guy up der

JEITO:
Who's this one trying to impress with that thing up there

Does it look like am trying to impress anyone?
I dnt blame u ..its d 1K u were paid to be a saTANist that is shacking u

I always like seeing this .
IMO I think there sud be Technical college where Practical things can be done.
For instance Some university will only give out theories and not show d student what It entails ..I studied Comp.sci but all I knw abt computer I didn't learn it from my sch ..dts hw bad it is .
If there were Technical colleges like before the issue of Entrepreneurship would be more easier ..

My pastor added me on
facebook and I innocently
accepted.
.
2mins later, His message came
in. .
PASTOR-: How are you?
ME-: Am fine daddy
.
PASTOR-: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on
your head.
ME-: (No_reply)
PASTOR-: May the thunder of
blessing strike you and your
family.
ME-: (No_reply)
.
PASTOR-: Are you there?
ME-: Yes daddy.
PASTOR-: You should be typing
"AMEN" to claim the blessings. .
ME-: OK, May the
bulldozer of divine favour
crush and cripple you and your
household.
PASTOR-: Thunder fire you!
PLS DID I DO ANYTHING BAD??

Qsscruz:
Well i kept seeing pray, pray, pray.. Unconsciously i was adding go and die, go and die..
Meanwhile it's still GEJ till 2019..A man once said that people win elections chiefly because others were voted against rather than because they were voted for..

And that makes sense to you ?
Looks like u schooled in France !

CC:
Sweetlemon
barcanista
berem

AHAAAAAA.... MR PRESIDENT!
The comedian we call president is saying we
should pray for Nigeria. Na ludo he go play for
Israel? See, just open a Ministry for Prayers and
appoint Oritsejafor as Minister. This guy will
take us to just one place and that is NOWHERE.
India is worshipping idols but they already
have their spacecraft on Mars. What of China?
What of Germany? What of France? Their
leaders use their brains to work and don't talk
bullshit all the time. Pray, pray, pray, when are
you going to ever do anything reasonable?
Pray, stealing is not corruption. Pray,
corruption is the order of the day. Pray,
electricity is worse than what it was in 1999.
Pray, over 100,000 barrels of crude oil are
stolen under your black hat every single day.
Pray, Nigerian soldiers have turned to
frightened rabbits defecating in their camo.
Pray, the air force is a huge joke. Navy, what
navy? Pray, hundreds of girls have gone
missing for 200 days +, it will soon be a year
and you will still be telling us pray. Can't you
just see your own incompetence? Pray,
hospitals are bad. Pray, there is no single
government paediatric centre. Not even ONE.
Pray, frustrated & jobless youths die at
recruitment tests & you cannot fire that
bullshit-talking interior minister. The defence
HQ is still studying that Shekau video ba? The
downed fighter jet nko? The beheaded pilot?
You expect his family to be clapping or praying
for you, right? The $15 million was for which
arms? Voicemail.
Pray, where is your Stella Oduah & the BMWs?
Pray, where is Maina & the embezzled pension
funds? Pray, old soldiers are protesting in
Abuja for their money. Pray, parts of Nigeria
are now insurgents enclaves. Can't you just
look within you, summon your innermost
powers & inspire the entire nation? Is that not
what Alexander the Great would have done?
NO. YOU CANNOT OFFER WHAT YOU DON'T
HAVE. Pray, your wife is staying in Abuja & was
collecting salary from Bayelsa for work she
never did. Pray, your party has plunged the
nation into more darkness. Pray, you keep
fumbling every day. Pray, pray, pray. You are so
monotonous, uninspiring, uncreative,
unimaginative and boring. I don't hate you but
I totally detest your incompetence & like
millions of Nigerians, we cannot tolerate you a
day extra as the pilot of this country once your
tenure expires like Cowbell meulk without
NAFDAC number.
You do not have the courage of a Thomas
Sankara. We all know you cannot die for this
nation. You said it yourself that if you go to
Chibok, they will just kill you. So Nigerians
living there nko? Who will protect them? A
whole commander-in-chief of Africa's fourth
largest armed forces. That was a big disgrace
on TV. You lack the vision of a Kwame
Nkrumah. You do not possess the cerebration
of Julius Nyerere. You lack the selflessness of
Nelson Mandela who was just 44 when he
gladly went to jail for his people. Or you want
to tell me you can stay locked up in Kirikiri for
27 years just for Nigerians? I pray Even your
Oga DSP Alamieyeseigha had to jump bail in
London. And yet, your sycophants want us to
believe you are Mandela.
You are not a Man not to talk of a Dela.
You just can't pretend to be a Patrice
Lumumba. You do not have the burning
passion of leaders who die for their countries.
You cannot lead a war to save your own people
or rouse your own armies to glory but you can
eat with billions and splash gold on weddings
or coat your jets with it. Your wife even had the
audacity to spend N500million on a
thanksgiving after she returned from Germany
for treatment although you said you
revolutionized the health sector in Nigeria. Who
are you deceiving? You do not have the
seductive warmth of a Gamal Nasser. The
oratory powers of Tafawa Balewa or Samora
Machel you cannot summon. The boldness of
Ahmadu Bello you don't have & the resilience
of an Awolowo or the sagacity of an Azikiwe is
not just in your nature. Seretse Khama Ian
Khama is the president of Botswana but Good
Lord, that's a LEADER! ROCK-SOLID LEADER.
You might want to call him for some lessons.
You are holding this nation back and we will
not allow that continue. Even the monkeys of
Idanre are now smart, they use their own
mobile phones.
You think you can bobo us with all this
religious blackmail? It will not work. Or is
Oritsejafor sleeping or what? Aso Rock chaplain
nko? All those clerics you carry around all the
time are not close to God enough or what? If I
will pray any prayer, it is for this great country
to get rid of thoroughly incompetent & divisive
leaders like you & never witness this kind of
disaster in leadership EVER again. You were
totally not ready for this kind of job & we will
not allow you to continue gambling with our
own future and destinies. Let your supporters
keep crying & screaming, we will not be
deterred until you go back to your village (you
are even lucky because your defence chief has
no village to even return to) or exile, whichever
you so choose. I will not mention the third
option which I know you are very afraid of. Our
destinies are far more important that your
personal ambition. We have had enough of your
manipulations, deceit, lies & outright mischief &
an even greater crime of trying to use religion
to cover it up. Your trick will not work this
time. We are waiting for the story you will tell
us on November 11 when you will open
your mouth and tell us to give you four more
years so you can ruin us completely, maybe you
still don't have shoes, you will tell us.
Alaininkanshetinkulojosuna.

vizkiz:
Nobody even likes you to start with

Won't even care !!! Homo-Onions control Delete urself

Do not fall in love with
people like me.
I will take you to museums,
and parks, and monuments,
and kiss you in every
beautiful place, so that you
can never go back to them
without tasting me like
blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the
most beautiful way possible.
And when I leave you will
finally understand, why
storms are named after
people.

And So ..
We knw
You Never Joined But u Supported it ...U govern with the Rigging Party Until u had problems with them ..

Like I said No Political post sud be 4 yrs .. Let it be Reduced ..
2Years 6months for First Term.. We wud knw if u re Competent or Jonathan...
I comment my Reserve !!

Is that the best thing now....these Nigerian military giving us fake news ... what if they re real boko harams ??
just how they couldnt investigate properly that shekau is dead or alive.
how did they arrive at this..


i comment my reserve ..........................................

McOsheBaba:
Okay! I will report to the gourds on this mata!

McOsheBaba:
Okay! I will report to the gourds on this mata!

Lets pray they hear u...

charix:
REPOST. Stale topic.

might be to you but not to others

Comparison between entertainment reality shows and educational shows:

Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).

Maltina Dance: N10 million.

MTN Project Fame: N7.5million and an SUV.

Etisalat's Nigerian Idol: N5m and a multi-million naira contract.

Glo Naija Sings: N5million and an SUV.

Gulder ultimate search: N10m plus endorsements and an SUV.

BUT FOR EDUCATIONAL SHOWS

COWBELL Mathematics competition: N100k

Lagos State Spelling Bee: N50k

School Scrabble: N25k.

Cool-FM Spelling Game: A goodie bag filled with Amila drink.

UNN BEST Graduating Student: 50k

And someone is asking and wondering why there is so much failure in WAEC and JAMB?

Soon, there will be a time parents will say, "Read your lyrics and make a hit song! Not read your books."

Lets know your thoughts in the comment box below...

ajoskele: Prospective corps members would be posted to their areas of discipline.

Thanks ..

ajoskele: With this new directive from NYSC DG though, you may be posted to a media house.

Pls what's the New Directive ?...just graduated last month ..going to serve by Nov ..

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Rooted Device
Any MTK6589 Device(since the recovery image
supports such devices)
....
Download this Recovery image(boot(12).img)
http://www.4shared.com/file/crb0eOIg/
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.
move the file to the root of Ur sdcard
I.e SDcard/boot(12).Img
....
Run mobile Uncle.apk
click on "Flash recovery from SDcard"
.
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click OK to proceed..allow process to run
.
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PLEASE GUYS I HAVE DOWNLOADED IT BUT PLS WILL IT WORK HAS ANYONE TRIED THIS ... AND PLS CAN SOME1 EXPLAIN FLASH CWM ..CUS I DIDNT C D OPTION IN MOBILE UNCLE URGENT PLS

Over-
exercising
especially
in a short
span of
time can
have an
adverse
effect on
our bodies.
In a bid to lose weight quickly, we tend to
overtrain which could affect the health
negatively. So, it is important to recognise the
signs of the negative effects of exercise.
Dr. Rohit Malhotra, Physiotherapist with the
Delhi based Sri Balaji Action Medical Institute
explains how over-exercising or overtraining
can cause health problems.
Here they are:
More Prone To Injuries: When you exercise
excessively your body becomes more prone to
injuries. Muscle soreness is very common when
exercising a lot. Your body needs to rest. If you
exercise a lot, it can lead to strained ligaments
and tendons. These put your bones at risk for
fractures. Too much exercise can also harm
your body tissues.
Muscle Mass: You tend to lose muscle mass and
your body suffers from nutritional deficiency.
You curb your body’s need for nutrition by
excessive exercise and dieting, which can have
an adverse effect on your overall health.
Weakened Immune System: When you exercise a lot
your body's immune system weakens. You get
more prone to viruses and colds. Exercise
affects your body and leaves it exhausted.
Furthermore, your weakened immune system
is not efficient enough to kill bacteria or other
illnesses.
Eating Disorders : People who are addicted to over
exercising and have just weight loss in mind
are prone to developing various eating
disorders. Disorders like bulimia and anorexia
can affect these people because the main cause
for these disorders is compulsive exercising.
Sleeping Disorders : People face this problem
because their body feels very tired, lethargic
and drained out. They have difficulties in
sitting still. Everything seems heightened and
the body aches because of excessive exercise.
Cessation of Menstrual Cycle: Many studies show
that female athletes who face extensive
training suffer from bone loss. This state is
called amenorrhea and if it persists for a long
time, then it is difficult to cure. Other factors
like changes in diet, excessive weight loss and
stress can also cause amenorrhea.

venous: u think so? he goes to the pot when I go to bed cos he knows my kitchen standard... so i do not bother when he refuses to eat

lolzz
funny man indeed ... is he akpos

pls guys can u ever go to d salon n have these hair cut .... ?
ladies can u allow Ur man desecrate his hair like this ??
this is scattertically ...

Jerry24kay: pls I want to sub for the #1500 2gig .. I just bought the airtel line ... please is it still working for android ... I don't want to waste Money ... urgent reply pls ..

please ans me pls
. I v bought the card $1600 ... should I go ahead ...

pls I want to sub for the #1500 2gig .. I just bought the airtel line ... please is it still working for android ... I don't want to waste Money ... urgent reply pls ..

A flying car from Massachusetts-based firm Chas made its
first public flight, soaring for 20 minutes in front of
aviation enthusiasts in Wisconsin.
The Transition vehicle is part-sedan, part-private jet and
is due to go on sale as early as 2015.
It was driven around the EAA AirVenture Oshkosh air
show in July before transitioning into the jet and
taking off on two 20-minute flight demonstrations.
It was also Learnt that this product will Goes on Sale
2015 for N48 Million!!

A new element has been discovered & added to the
PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded
clothes and other expensive items.
NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
OCCURENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

thank you .. town crier

pls I need urgent reply ...is it advisable to use shear butter (ori) to my face
n can i administer aspirin tropically too??

HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
>05. Don't bother him about
his movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about
that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To
make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a
decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a
psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of
space,never
worrying about where she
goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: > > *
birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes