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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2021 Batch B Corp Members Thread by Jessepaid(m): 12:24pm On Aug 19, 2021
ugobent:
Please someone should explain what nysc means by this information on my dashboard.
check it again now...


They have changed it...

If it's still showing what it was showing before, then you are not in this stream
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:09am On Aug 19, 2021
Ronnnie:
One of the girl to avoid are those girls who constantly post on Facebook,WhatsApp and. Other social media always seeking constant gratification and validation...Those girls are only good short term fun and sex and not for long term commitment...
Dating such girl is just like Buying a product but the seller keeps on Advertising the same product.

Let's be wise
hehehe....


When I get a friend request from a girl on face book that I don't know...



I check her likes...



I check her number of friends...


Then I leave her page..


I go back a day later...



If her number of friends were 200 on the first day and now it's 300 or 400...



I decline the friend request...



Trust me she's also randomly adding other people just to beef up her friends list for likes....


Also be careful of the girls you know on face book that are always changing names...


Today Nwa oma...



Tomorrow God's pride...



A name is an identity and for someone to change it often shows lack of it..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:05am On Aug 19, 2021
Hehehe....


Be cautious of women who like to do nothing but chill...


And then expect equal or a greater share of the harvest

Always give them the burnt part of the soup or nothing at all because it's all they deserve...


I have seen where boys go hustle greet customer, use sweet words for the customer to release small change after he is done eating ...


Then the man go drop like 2k...



The girls wey dey the shift go dey ginger say the money must be shared equally...



Some mumu boys go still carry body do am...

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2021 Batch B Corp Members Thread by Jessepaid(m): 8:21am On Aug 19, 2021
ugobent:
Please someone should explain what nysc means by this information on my dashboard.
wait till Saturday...


That's when the call up letter will be out for printing...


If it's still showing this after Saturday, Sunday and not your call up letter, then you are truly on the next batch
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 7:22am On Aug 19, 2021
Hehehe...


One of my exes was bothering me...



Sometime last month...


Saying she misses me, she loves me etc...


Na so I wear my redpill glass look am...


Tell am say I want nothing other than sex from you if I need it, I'll call you...


She laughed...


She has never bothered me again...


Turns out the hoe was just shit testing to see if I could still be manipulated by the same pvssy that I've probably had about a hundred times..


Dumb bitches..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 7:20pm On Aug 17, 2021
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SOZINN:
Honestly, after spending many months on this thread, I can asseverate that the golden rule of disregarding these troublesome monikers and spurning their viewpoints is effective. They do fade away after some time. Just ignore them to make their exit faster. grin
grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 9:16am On Aug 15, 2021
aygbolly2:
Good morning guys. I need your view on this. I met this girl X sometimes last month, it was the first time we would be meeting. I was actually attracted to her because of her fine face, height, etc. So I approached her, got her digits and chatted her up. Without wasting time, I told her about my intention, I could sense that she was reluctant to reply at first but after attempts to spice up the chats, I was successful to make her open up and she told me she wasn't interested in a relationship but only marriage. She actually said she could date for 2/3months then marriage. She further said there's no benefit in relationship and she's not in for such again. Marriage keh, me that I'm still trying to get my feet in life. I tried convincing her but she said she had made up her mind since childhood. We later turned into friends, assist her in some school assignments and ever since she has been telling me that she like me as a friend as I'm jovial and fun to be with. Worthy of adding is that anytime I ask that we meet, this girl is always reluctant looking for one excuse or the other. Now despite that I am still attracted to her, I am actually thinking of cutting all ties with her and deleting her contact because I think this girl only wants to turn me to an assignment-doing simp which I will never be.
You already have your answer....

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Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael Celebrates His New House And Car With Kanayo O Kanayo & Others by Jessepaid(m): 9:15am On Aug 15, 2021
krebdawise:
Buying house pays than building house ..
I prefer buying house....





Hit me up for your Graphic design.... I'll give you the best design
why do you think so bro?

Tell me

Make I learn something...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 12:39pm On Aug 14, 2021
KiNg0G:



Jessepaid why do I always have to be the bad guy gee

I mean you drop a pic, I made an opinion, still treated like I got H.i. v

Sorted out from all others, who also contributed.


I mean the bad mind you all got towards a mere moniker, must be the funniest shîtxx have ever seen.


My bad...am sorry Mami.

Caveadulam am sorry boss, I repeat I too am search of a good tight pucsy....

bro....


Up until Martinez came online you were cool...


And you would have been super cooler if you didn't bash him for saying something that didn't suit you...


Nobody is dragging any bone here..


Don't bash any Niggarr whose opinion you don't like...


Try to respectfully differ or just remove your mouth from the matter totally even if you were mentioned directly or indirectly...


I say this all the time....


You be cool cat bro...


I like you OG...


but you and Martinez matter must end this instant...


You don't need to apologize to him or him to you...

Shalom!


Cheers to more pvssy!!

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 12:20pm On Aug 14, 2021
CaveAdullam:


I don't even think if male strippers or gigolos really hit it big like their female counterpart. I believe clients and cash flow is less on their side.

The brotherhood like you've suggested is the way for men, men must see the need for helping other men. However, that's same cunning and wits will be an albatross because brothers will like to play on each other, rather than help. Money and power will become a necessity and thing of utmost focus. Remember Brutus and Cassius to Caesar; Talleyrand to Napoleon; Wragner to Nietzsche etc. Most times this spirit of camaraderie get poisoned at the middle.

Nevertheless, the brotherhood is key to bringing back masculinity and progress.

I love you. Winks!
grin grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:55am On Aug 14, 2021
KiNg0G:



bros even me self as a retired brolosho, de find kpekus when them never use at all, even finger self never enter with toutchligt and candle

I hear say one girl advertise her own online for one amount like that.

Team virgin
grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:42am On Aug 14, 2021
KiNg0G:
If you wanna fûck okpo, my guy go arshawol quarter remove #500 from your wallet and empty your sack.

go house, baff, cook good food chop, like #2500, it doesn't make you a lesser man.


With the way am seeing it no disrespect though cheesy men with thinking like Caveadullam in their quest to search for girls with unbroken hymen, before they get married, when they finally find one and break it...that girl inturn with definitely buy their mind fully with the sealed hymen... then they go extra mine in worshiping that pucsy because they met it SEALED

you see some men buying houses for their acclaimed wife, all because they met her a virgin, so they thought her full heart is with them.

I think that's the better way to simp grin grin grin hahahaha .
hehehe...


On a more serious note...


Personally e no go work for me...


Lady tells me she's a virgin and I must wait till we married is a no no for me...


I'll be thinking she tryna scam me...


The relationship no go work sef...


She finally let's her guard down..


I go in for the taking and find out she's really a virgin....


I get turned off...


Relationship over...


I don't like virgins..


But the body count must not be above 2...


First one for love...


Second one for mistake....


Wait...



Who am I kidding?


there is no other way to be sure of the actual body count unless she's a virgin....


Arrrgh....



Fvck it......



Team virgin....

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:32am On Aug 14, 2021
KiNg0G:
If you wanna fûck okpo, my guy go arshawol quarter remove #500 from your wallet and empty your sack.

go house, baff, cook good food chop, like #2500, it doesn't make you a lesser man.


With the way am seeing it no disrespect though cheesy men with thinking like Caveadullam in their quest to search for girls with unbroken hymen, before they get married, when they finally find one and break it...that girl inturn with definitely buy their mind fully with the sealed hymen... then they go extra mine in worshiping that pucsy because they met it SEALED

you see some men buying houses for their acclaimed wife, all because they met her a virgin, so they thought her full heart is with them.

I think that's the better way to simp grin grin grin hahahaha .
grin grin grin


Ashawo #500 still dey for this country?


Toto don add money ooo...


Abi na those 40 year old big belly, double chinned, moustache having, bleached skin ladies you talking about

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:17am On Aug 14, 2021
CaveAdullam:


Somewhere, I heard clitocurrency.

Instead of drinking Chelsea gin and discussing about women all day, I think we should mine our own currency. Because it seems men are far behind in this reproductive organ financial organisation. What do you think?
hehehe...


Sadly we are men...


We have no bargaining power other than our cunning and wits which we use for survival and sustainability...


It is this price we pay for being men... In a man's life all he gets is what he takes...



Women were born with pussies...


That's their bargaining chip...



When all options fail, they sell pvssy...


Then they get rich and keep selling pvssy..


Some retire, some don't... that's their life...


Gigolos and male strippers cash out on a daily..


But most men will rather beg than sell themselves...


I think the best currency men need is brotherhood...


Not necessarily in arms..



But in success, wealth, progress and prosperity...


Carrying their fellow men along in what they do and making sure their fellow men have food to eat...


This I think will be the best...


But its just a fantasy....


Because it was never meant to be like that...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 10:52am On Aug 14, 2021
CaveAdullam:


When women want sex they always get it regardless of the place or time. D!ck is too cheap for them to afford. The story might be fake but the existence of prostitutes in brothels and social media so much validates this claim.

Some might not fvck up to 300 men to buy a Lexus, with good connection and a stupid politician, businessman or fraudster they will buy Lexus. This one that fvcked 300 men is really hardworking, patient and diligent. She's is the true example of an independent woman who fought her way to the top.

Today is Saturday, and idiot grooms are shedding tears of joy for finding the true love of their lives. So disheartening and weird, spending their lots on used h0es. Sad!

Imma die not married than marry above zero body count. Hymen must be a prerequisite for marriage! She can't be fvcking Paul and moaning Peter, James, John etc from her mouth.

This niggarr...

Destiny etiko and others are also perfect examples of hardworking women...

Hardwork pays

Expecially when you know what you are working on... grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 8:26am On Aug 14, 2021
Hehehe

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 6:03pm On Aug 13, 2021
chikasnight:


Mehn what’s the jail terms if he don’t pay up??
hehehe.....

Probably huge fines and jail time

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 1:24pm On Aug 12, 2021
Martinez39s:
I hate a situation where my happiness and peace of mind depends on someone's mood. That's a miserable way to live. Clearly, they are walking in their wives' frame. grin
That's marriage for you oo...

Apologizing even when you not wrong just for peace to reign

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 12:21pm On Aug 12, 2021
KiNg0G:


What's so special in opening your legs?

You piss through that hole remember.

You menstruate through that hole..

You should be happy someone is asking to make use of it.

Even though pucsi is good for an OG when the dîck is in.... nothing really special about it.
Boss....

Rozcol is an itch...


If you scratch her by giving her attention..


She itches you more...


Stop scratching...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 12:19pm On Aug 12, 2021
Saviolamemphix:
He said right girl lmfao grin cheesy
hehehe...

Two of my married friends once told me...

As long as she's happy, your home will be peaceful and loving..

No matter what you do, don't make her angry if not you will realize that you have been living with a demon without realizing it...

I didn't like that ideology...


But they told me that's how they stay married for so long..


Combining simping and alpha traits at different times to evoke different emotions in their wives that they can manipulate without losing frame...



There is no right woman mate...


She's just happy..


Happy wife, happy life somebody said..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 9:02am On Aug 12, 2021
Dabronze:
DID YOU KNOW ?
Women arrange date @ restaurant to guy that they sees a beta-provider in order to get what she want frm u
if you really make her wet she will cum direct to ur room?
100%
no long thing..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 4:02pm On Aug 11, 2021
Peaceyw:

I don't even try hard to talk to women anymore , I just say what it on my mind as long as I am not making more enemies. Then all is good to me.
Hehehe grin grin


I swear....


The straight to the point part dey off me

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:54am On Aug 11, 2021
Peaceyw:

The redpill requires sacrifice, you have to be ready to lose the comforts afforded to you by gynocentrism. Redpill makes you realise how much you were suffering and also you realise what you were enjoying before. The redpill is another round of suffering if you understand.
By suffering do you mean why most women these days just look unattractive to me?

And why I can't help myself evaluating every woman I see

No wonder they say if you love women don't understand them...


If you understand them, you can't love them..


Yh.. m feeling it

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:09am On Aug 11, 2021
Hehehe....


My father once told me...


My boy, nobody gets pregnant by accident you only just subconsciously made a choice to by having unprotected, unwarranted and unprofitable sex...


This shit has happened to me before...


In my case I already knew the girl was a hoe...


So when she started telling me she's pregnant I told her

"Look you and i both know I am not the only one you fucking...
And you know you ain't fucking me alone...
Go and look for your period wherever you kept it..
and go meet who is really responsible for you"..

She called later to say she has done abortion but she needs money.. i didn't answer her till date..


That was 5 years ago...


M not saying this to look boastful or not...


M saying what if DarkCaesar knew she was a hoe too and just swiftly avoiding entrapment?


Mind you that was the day I vowed to myself to avoid unprotected sex at all costs..

All my girlfriends know that no condoms no sex

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 9:00pm On Aug 08, 2021
DarkCaesar:
A simp would become a father to a child he never gave birth to next year……I still get like 6 pussy lined up wey dey bug me for attention and big dick
Hehehe....


You and that bitch are the reason why I pull out even though m wearing a condom when fucking a bitch...


I no wan hear story... grin grin grin


I no get advice for you...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 11:24am On Aug 07, 2021
Hehehe

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 8:06am On Aug 07, 2021
Hehehe...

I am not concerned with the men in the LGBTQ movement or the amount of people claiming to discover their abnormal sexual orientations...


What is alarming is the rate of men going under the knife for both sexual and gender change...


That's my worry...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 7:48pm On Aug 06, 2021
Kingray10:


What even surprised me most is that, Man is rational, how come despite how rational some of these law maker are, they could not reason before passing these rubbish into laws ?
Hehehe....

so the woman was not punished for trying to desperately manipulate a 17 year old kid into a marital contract?


The boy na guy man sha cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 7:44pm On Aug 06, 2021
Martinez39s:
A dark feminist fantasy.
which shall never see the light grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 6:10pm On Aug 06, 2021
Dabronze:
How on this earth can that happen?
hehehe....

Not sure if it's happened before..


If the myths are correct, there's is almost no chance of it happening again...

Women need men...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 3:19pm On Aug 06, 2021
Hehehe....


Quick riddle...


What do you call a country of women, led by a woman..


Hate men because they say men are evil..


Backwards in technology and infrastructure..


And reject male babies and accept only female babies because they believe females are more worthy than males...


Yes! you guessed right...


They are the Amazons


Which is exactly what will happen if feminists had a country without men..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Jessepaid(m): 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2021
howfarbros:
For Beginners and those aspiring to take up fitness here are things you must consider before starting out.

1. Fitness is a life long journey of no end. Please read that again and again till you understand the statement.
2. Treat fitness and working out as a lifestyle. Just as you cannot do without eating and brushing your teeth, you must own your fitness journey.
3. No pain no gain. I know that statement has been said a million times but acknowledge it's significance.
4. You would feel pain initially but it never ends. After a very good workout your muscles would feel sore even if you have been working out for ten years. You only adapt to the pain and trust me it gets better with time.
5. The only difference between those guys with six packs and bulging muscles you envy at the gym is TIME and HARDWORK. The gym is the only place you must put in the work to get the results. No SHORTCUTS...
6. Getting your dream body is hard but maintaining your dream body is even harder. If in doubt Google Serge Nubret
7. The six packs and the great body is just a fragment of what you gain from working out. Most people stop at this level. Think confidence, mental alertness, discipline, friendships, emotional balance, punctuality these are but a few levels you unlock as you train harder. If in doubt Google Dwayne Johnson
8. There would be dark days you don't feel like training or even lifting weights it's only normal don't force yourself there's always a tomorrow. But don't stay too long on this trajectory.
9. Set goals and have a timetable. Just as your taste changes from time to time so also should your fitness goals and timetable also change. This helps you monitor your progress and also improve on muscles you feel require more work.
10. REST REST REST !!! Your muscles do not grow at the gym. Spend 1 million hours at the gym if you do not rest and I mean quality rest not cat naps your growth would be slow and annoying. Your muscles grow while you are sleeping
11. Nutrition is very important. Please read that again. Nutrition is very very very important. What you take in is what you give out. Eat well and eat right but do not deny yourself of cheat meals.
12. Please work your lower body. As much as big biceps and puffed pectorals are nice, as you get older your lower body requires all the strength it would need to carry your upper body.
13. Take cardio seriously. I know a lot of guys hate cardio but you need it. How else do you test your endurance and strength?? In a XS tshirt? Bro run that treadmill, put those gloves on and punch that bag, take up a sport or simply do crosslifts. Test your strength and endurance you never know your limit.
Finally have fun while working out and like Nike says "Just Do It".

Side Note: Anyone interested in fitness and helping others can create a thread for fitness people and tag me so as not to derail this space. I can offer advice to newbies and also tips...

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