hehehe...


I did that once...


police on patrol saw me...


them search me tire that night...


it works tho...

if you walking down a scary road and you have a flash light...

turn it on...


and hold it at your chest level...


it will make you look taller from afar..

also don't walk fast.

TheDarkGamer:

send me pm

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TheDarkGamer:

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please send to me also

Bencoco13:

I recognize this quote, it's from the 50th law]

you damn right!

hehehe...

the inmates that refused to go, have nothing to go back to...

hehehe...


what of king of boys...

in that movie we see the fall of a king just because he got entangled with an over ambitious woman...

hehehe...


who else thinks the coming to America 2 movie

is totally blue pilled...


I think they were trying to depict a modern day African King...

by making him (Eddie Murphy) monogamous..
they tried to subtly conceal this by adding a baby mama into the script making it seem like he is polygamous..

and also allowing a female to sit on the throne..
thus silently promoting gender equality against tradition..

with both he and his bastard son pursuing love over ambition..

truth be told western influence in african tradition is breeding weak men everyday.

I think the scene that made me mad was when (Eddie) asked his wife for sex and she turned him down just cus she knew that he couldn't get it elsewhere..
he was lacking the abundance mindset

I know they were trying to make it all fun and hilarious..

but the movie was just bleh bleh bleh..

another point I hated was the mc Donald's and mc dowells saga which proves the point that the typical black man is imitating the white man..

it sucks tho..

Regex:


She needed an excuse to LovePeddler around, unfortunately and unknowingly (something you can't control) you gave her that.


She just wants to say, "Ever since I lost my job, things have been difficult and I couldn't get another". Then she turns around and point you. This is the guy that made me lose my job.


Tbh, she just want to be a LovePeddler

hehehe...

not my business bro...


she started following clients home like a month into the job...


she brought her makeup bag to work and sprayed perfume three to six times daily...


one mumu Nscdc officer even use to cook and bring for her..

one married man would go to the market to buy her fruits including airtime...


some gave cash too...

Regex:


Funny how she wants to blame you for sleeping with a military man. Lol

It's even funnier how the military man would have confronted you because he's sleeping with her.

now she jobless for over a year now...

fucking all our clients...


I know about two that's had her..

hehehe....

that girl no like you....

don't sell yourself short just cus you wanna hit it..

let the 3k go....

no give her any subscription money....

infact just do as if you no hear wetin she talk..

hehehe..
Op....

if you want wife that girl later....

just deduct it from her bride price...

or....

refuse giving her any money or taking her out till further notice

hehehe..

I remember having a female colleague once whose attitude to work was zero...


our duties were tied so her ineptitude was becoming a drag on my productivity....


anytime she messed up I would confront her and shout her at to get her shit together...


one day she said that there is a military officer that is disturbing her for relationship...

that if I ever lay my hands on her, she would sleep with him and make him come after me...

till today I still look back and think to myself such a stupid bitch...

she resigned without telling anyone too...

her threats didn't still stop me from calling her to order too...

ThiagoKid:





Few days ago, a struggling man opened the book of lamentation 4 vs 9 about his wife. He opened a saloon shop for her and, equipped them with top-notch accoutrements. She was performing excellently well and, business booming.

She informed her husband that she will be going to her home town to pay a short visit to her parents and he had no issue with that, even, saying he will be going with her but to his chagrin, she objected.

He was shocked to the bone-marrow.
She left for her village and, the her husband followed her, unknown to her.

Now, we are getting to the crux of the matter

The moment she sighted him in her village, she became tensed and rebuked him. Blah blah theidksjgdhsjjdsj...

What he noticed was that, he wasn't allowed to go out by his wife parents. He was perturbed.
On Sunday, They all went to church, leaving him behind. He went to locate a beer parlor, settled down, ordered drinks for everyone there.

Fortunately for him, a guy recognised him there. The guy greeted him and, congratulated him on the house he was building. He was lost, but played along. He bought more drinks for the particular guy and the guy started talking non-stop

The guy talked about how his wife is building a house nearby and lots more. The man was shocked and he bought more drinks for the said guy. The guy talked, talked, and talked. The guy took the man to the site where the his said wife was building a house.
He inspected it, gave the guy some few bucks, and went back to his "prison".

The man played along as if he had heard and, seen nothing.
He went back to the city the following mornin. when his wife came back from her village, he sent her packing straight up!

... And she said alotta things.

hehehe...


women and their ways...

Gucci mane didn't kneel to propose to his girlfriend...

the lyrics of Gyalchester by Drake
he said "she wants to get married tonight but I can't take a knee because am wearing all white"...


Travis scott sicko mode lyrics..
she thought it was an ocean it's just a pool..
means you should probably just lead her on thinking shes in your world but she's just in a pond...

Migos All Ass lyrics

"If she don't get dick, she gon' have a fit
Her daddy the plug....

She Bleep with the bricks, she with the shit...

He buy a salon to clean the money, he feed the bitch....

Now he on the run, they seized the house, they seized the whips....

Now she on the run, she took the money, he need the bitch"....


self explanatory innit..




Rick Ross Same goes lyrics...

”Rich niggas always Bleep the same hoes"

so long as you can afford it you will get high class hoes...

and since rich niggas can all afford it...

they get the same hoes....



Nasty c that's hard lyrics..


"How much you wanna bet about a year ago, I was not her type?

How much you wanna bet two commas'll make a bitch pause for real?

Yeah, yeah I got 'em in awe for real....

Make a bitch blush like Saw for real....

That's hard....



D'banj feel the Niggar lyrics..

So I take her to Lagos...

I open my mansion....

I show her the coco...

She show me the loco...

We started the nacking....

I took her shopping.....

I took her to polo...

We started the spending...

We started the balling...

She got addicted....



there's a lot more....

Emmynator:


Well, I would only voluntarily give my sit to elderly people.
And heavily pregnant women.

I will have to grow out of my non-confrontational attitude, I try to avoid troubles and stress as much as possible.

hehehe...

The wisdom here is to know when to be confrontational...


And to know when to keep calm....


Simple....



You for back that nigga up...


Popular opinion shows support and when a group of people support a particular school of thought....


Well....



You know the rest....

Hehehe...


and this is how ladies move forward eh..


you can see that it's not rape..


it's with consent....


sex for a job...


she don calculate how much she go dey make for street if she has sex six times a day...


check her salary... see say e no balance....


she's now feeling cheated....


so she voices out to have sympathy and find a way to punish the boss for over browsing

davidant:







Mad oh

Hehehe...


A man once told me....


If you want to get married to a lady...
And you want to know the whole truths about her origin and family



Go to her village without informing her....



Pick any beer parlour....




Buy the men there drinks....



Get the conversation going with them...


Then randomly ask about the girl and her family....



They will say everything good or bad...



About the beer parlour being a place for men to drown their sorrows...


I always say remove beer parlours, bars and brothels from the equation and most men will either commit suicide and the rates of domestic violence will increase..

benzene00:
please guy, how do you make use of that Airtel bonus that says

(Airtel);25583 ,in ur balance

The thing is just accumulating in my balance and I don't know how to use it

hehehe....


It works on..



only Airtel to Airtel calls...


Just call any Airtel number it will go through....

mecussey:


Very close mark...but if she told her friends or room mate or parents where she was going, e go help too

we wait then....

Hopefully someone on the Internet can recognize the corpse...

It all depends on how long this happened sha...


If she has been missed by her friends and parents for more than 24 hour's only then might they think it reasonable to file a missing person's report with the police...



The internet is faster tho...

cococandy:
How is it logical if you don’t know the dead person?

Typical misogyny. The man is logical and the woman is being emotional.

But .... the logic is based on no atom of fact. Logic is usually based on fact. What’s your fact in this case? Do you know the dead person? If not , How can you conclude what led to her death?

So stupid and audacious .

hehehe...



there is a clear distinction between deduction and assumption...



and I'm doing both...


as much I am tempted to write an epistle for you to understand what I said...


I also know that it is common sense to end the discussion here..


we are finished....


enjoy your evening...

cococandy:
You don’t have the IQ for this conversation.

Hehehe....


he has chosen logic over emotions...


In this case he has the higher IQ...


what happened to this lady is unfortunate....



I sincerely do not wish this end for anybody...



but the foundation of this end lies in hoeing...


and meeting up with strange men to exchange pleasure or currency..

mecussey:
Look like use and dump case.. autopsy could determine if she died by rape or. Some kind of orgasms can kill sha, or may be was drugged. A good detective can trace who dumped her here, must be hand work of a guy. Very sad indeed, I wonder how the parents will see this picture like this

hehehe no bro...

Look again....


Her make up is still on....


One of her lashes is missing...



Her hair is still packed Intact...


See how she was placed carefully in the gutter not thrown or her arms flayed by her side...

The body posture is coordinated...


The gutter is clean..




She died very quick as far as I can tell....



Drug overdose possibly...



It's just mere speculation...


But I think whoever murdered this girl did it unintentionally...

And tried to respect the body as decently has he thought possible

She has no personal effects on her too... So no way to track her last movement or phone calls..


It's not sex...
Or orgasm as you said

The bra is the most uncomfortable thing a girl can wear during sex...


And it's still on....



Or she might just be a runs girl someone contracted for the night, slept with her and she refused to wake...


Iono sha...

Tickles001:


I've not tried. But I think TubeMate can do the job. That thing can rip videos from anywhere on the internet

Snaptube works perfectly too

nwaezeemmanuel:
Expecting privacy in a gender neutral bathroom, where is the logic?!

hehehe...

these bitches all wanna be the victim...

because the victim gets all the attention and sentiments...


attention is a drug for women..


in a gender neutral bathroom you still feel someone violated you...


at times I wonder how ladies are ok with displaying insane nuclear radiation levels of stupidity just for attention...

hehehe...


on your wedding day...


expecially if you are not getting married to a virgin....


your guests will consist of people both familiar and unfamiliar to you....


watch those men who come to spray you money as you and your new bride dance...


expecially the unfamiliar faces..
they mostly don't eat or drink, once they have sprayed their money, they leave....


if 10 guys came to spray you and your bride money, there is a 45% chance that 3 out of them have played the put your beef in my taco game with her before...


na normal levels...

my exes keep trying to invite me to their weddings

Rinoxy:
Morning real men, a lady chatted me up out of the blues yesterday like she's just checking up on me. Later she said 'pls do u do transfer?' I read it n ignored. After about 3hrs I replied with 'sure', then she started explaining how she doesn't make transfers bla bla bla, that she'd send an account for me to transfer 2k to. I read am again, I blank am. Now she chatted me saying 'sorry I disturbed you yesterday bla bla bla'. Guess what?! I read am come blank am again.

Hehehe...

you be real gee bro

Naijahops:
Just saw a Facebook story where some American women were asked which one they'd choose;
A rich man who is very poor in bed.
Or
A poor man who is very good in bed.
To my surprise, all the American women both white and black said they'd rather be with a poor man who is good when it comes to sex.
One said money is not all that matters. That other things do too.
One said she has a law degree, meaning she can take care of herself. She doesn't need a rich man.
Their candid responses got me thinking because we naturally assume that women will choose money anytime any day.
But thinking about it again and deeply I realized that I was surprised only because we are hypocrites in this part of the world.
Westerners are more sincere and honest about their feelings.
For example, a Nigerian woman will never say she will prefer a poor man who is good in bed to a rich man who isn't.
She will try to be clever.
She will choose the rich man and then plan to cheat on him with a poor man who satisfies her in bed.
Like it or not that is the default thinking of an average Nigerian woman.
But the truth is that sex matters to them a lot, but so does money.
Their plan will be to HAVE BOTH.
Have their cake and eat it.
You can deny this if you like, but hardly will you find a Nigerian woman who publicly says she will marry a poor man because of sex and leave a rich man.
Money rules us in this country.
~Chi Cal

hehehe..

Nwanne...


Women are all the same....



For them to choose sex over money......



It means they are financially capable of taking care of themselves and the man included..

Brayss:
my bonus account on my mtn now nah #800+ i don check all number wey dy my contact,maybe i go see person i can call before the thing go expire,but most of them no worth am,if now be my betpawa account,i dy found with my mtn sim,maybe nah 1h card i go dy buy for 1 month

here's mine

assinozick042:
omugwo (in igbo language) hahaha

hehehe....

I no fit spell am na why....


Make some people no chop me

hehehe....


you clearly ignored the writings on the wall...


how am I sure you no go ignore wetin we go write here....