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2dice01:yh... He knew 1 Like |
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Hehehe.. Rich guy.. Provides for his family and all.. Wife's gets bored and wants a separation.. Gets kidnapped on the way.. Rich guy goes out of his way, commits kidnapping, assault and murder to get her back. She finally realizes his value and suddenly wants him back.. Tueh! Tufvcking eh... 18 Likes 2 Shares
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Wahala full this life... Person go drink beer to relax and chill.. Problem come jam am for there |
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Hehehe... The look on the lawyer's face be like... So glad m not this dude... ![]() ![]() ![]() 13 Likes 1 Share
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Eric247:Hehehe... Thank you for having the balls to own up to your problems.. We need more of this kind of attitude here.. Having a high sex drive is a healthy thing, but remember you own your penis and not the other way around.. Porn addiction, masturbation and prostitutes all do the same thing to your brain.. Little or no mental work but high reward and pleasure.. It's a quick fix, you don't pull off any body's panties but your own, the rush of having to see what the girl you've been gaming looks like underneath.. The joy of conquering her etc... It's all gone, no pent up energy or pressure, just jerk off, slide in and go all the way.. It's addictive but also very damaging to your psyche .. The first thing I want you to do is to stop pornography and masturbation.. If you live alone, get a roommate.. If you sleep alone, find a bedmate.. Go out and socialize, if you keep being indoors you will always keep masturbating. Instead of being at home always, find one bet naija shop and sit there if you have nothing doing.. Secondly.... Your confidence level is low.. Keep on cold approaching.. And for the ladies that you are struggling to spin, don't propose anything sexual to them for now.. Until you have mastered yourself, then you will able to understand their urges and know when to strike without getting rejected.. You are expecting them to be as hornny as you and you are failing because they see the desperation in your loins.. Instead of making them wet you are making them laugh and make mockery of you.. They keep letting you try cuz it's amusing to them but they will never let you fvck.. Thirdly.. Change your social circle If your friends no fit look you for eye tell you say you dey fvck up, change them they are not your friends.. Lastly... Grooming. Hair.. Nails... Shoes.. Manner of approach.. Voice tone.. Words.. How to flirt.. Throw jokes around etc.. Remember there's nothing more pathetic than a god who begs for anything.. Never beg. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
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Hehehe... Who's noticed that these trolls actually sound collected and sensible in other threads excepts this one.. The troll energy in this thread is overwhelming.. Like energized stoned, drooling vultures rushing to sieze off the flesh of a lion that is not dead... If only no one paid heed to these saggy breasted, stretch marked pussied set of individuals.. We would see them wear their own hands out with blisters from clapping all by themselves for themselves for a performance that has no audience 11 Likes 1 Share |
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Hehehe No oestrogen energy pls.... Only testosterone... 5 Likes |
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They wanted freedom.. They were given the LGTBQ community.. Now transgender men are winning all the medals in female sports.. They have begun to wail again.. They wanted equality and independence... They were given feminism.. Now most men want separate bills on dates.. They have begun to wail again.. They enjoyed hypergamy for centuries.. It helped them secure the best men providers.. Now most woke men now deal with only high value women.. They have begun to wail about body shaming and others again... They wanted to be married and privileged.. They were given rigged advantage in the courts.. Now men have refused to get married and are turning them to baby mamas.. They have begun to wail again.. They wanted equal pay in the labor market despite statistics showing that they dominate the market and earn more than most men.. Yet they refuse to work as lumber jacks or plumbers or construction workers etc.. Could it be that the freedom they seek is nothing but a fantasy? Could it be that they are throwing the boomerang of freedom and expecting it not to come hit them back in the face with the realistic consequences of the freedom? Maybe they will just never learn! 22 Likes 4 Shares |
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heartofcity12:true... They both work... 4 Likes 1 Share |
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RAGGA40:hehehe... The curse of being a man is responsibility.. Responsibility for all there is.. Past present and future.. Fighting wars we did not start.. To be ready to protect and serve at all times.. The beasts of burdens.. We are genetically wired this way.. It has always been this way.. It will always be this way.. 11 Likes |
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Hehehe... On the left side are the women who left Ukraine.. They are now in new countries opening tinder accounts looking for dates and potential providers to sell pussy to.. On the right are the men who were forced to stay, fight and defend Ukraine.. See how they dying like fowls.. And one dumb nipple headed entitled women will still be ranting gender inequality and female oppression.. 30 Likes 6 Shares
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heartofcity12:hehehe... I saw a video of a lady with snails today on Twitter... 9 Likes |
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Hehehe 9 Likes 1 Share
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Hehehe ![]() ![]() They have run out of things.. Now they have entered transport 9 Likes 2 Shares
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Hehehe.. Be evasive asf.. No full disclosure.. Once the pussy is In love with you, the heart will convince itself that you are the one. And no.. She not married 7 Likes 1 Share
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heartofcity12:hehehe... Bro their lack of accountability makes it worse.. I was hitting on a shawty but she didn't wanna go pass friends level.. Her roommate however was down for some serious dicking.. When we got caught.. The roomie was saying I seduced her... I was laughing off my head that day.. 6 Likes |
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heartofcity12:hehehe.. Girl is broke... She needs money.. Then she wants men to give her money for free for doing nothing other then being a chat companion.. She wants to be paid to be spoken to.. The fvck!!! Go work the corner girl.. Life's give and take 12 Likes |
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Hehehe... She always seek out the better man.. She wants to be like the children with the silver spoon.. Those who were born with it enjoy it, those who were born without seek it. When she's at any ceremony she seeks out the very important people by watching whose table is attended to the most or the guest who the host exalts with the most deference. She notices who looks better Smells better Acts better And screws better. She will punish you for not being the best by cheating with the better. In the case where she can't, she just holds resentment for you still wishing her life was better. Women gist and gossip about each other's relationship and lifestyle to simply know who's doing better than them.. If one of their friends is doing better, she gets envious and if the friends is doing worse she says to herself "at least my own better" 11 Likes |
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Hehehe.. Who say money no dey important... Who be dat person wey carry poverty use as deodorant.. Who are you? Where did you come from? How did you manifest? Use your head ooo.. 11 Likes |
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Hehehe.. Due to the irregular supply of electricity in my area, I resorted to charging my phone at a bet naija shop daily.. The shop being crammed always put on movies on their cable tv to entertain us and pass time while we recharge our gadgets.. One certain day, a movie had just finished almost immediately one of the female workers changed the channel to WWE.. I can manage all the Randy Orton and Roman reigns acting even though I don't like wrestling, but this time there were four female wrestlers in the ring. Out of annoyance I stood up to leave rather then sit and watch that trash.. By the time I had reached the exit, three other men were behind me muttering the exact same thing that was on my mind "what nonsense". While most remained behind their eyes glued to the screen. 4 Likes |
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HARDESTNIGGAINT:run am for me bro 1 Like |
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Illuminatiship:hehehe... From my perspective... The guy that called her mum to alert her is her boyfriend... How he got her mum's number? The girl has probably used it to call him before to gist... He was smart tho.. 1 Like |
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sajmark:no bro.. Apart from the awkward feeling of someone poking their fingers into your mouth while wearing nosemasks and rubber gloves.. Nothing else to say. Oh... Choose the white filling and not the black one.. Composite and amalgam respectively.. 4 Likes 1 Share |
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azammi:hehehe... I went to extract my a tooth once in a general hospital.. While I was there waiting for my appointment, a girl who has previously extracted her tooth two weeks before came in to lay serious complain.. She said when she drinks water it comes out from her nose and it has never happened to her since she was born, she only noticed it after the extraction. She showed me a demo, she drank water and boy! It really did come out through her nose. I stood up and left the hospital, I never looked back.. Other issues can include broken extracted tooth that is the tooth breaks while they are extracting it and the other half remains lodged in your jaw, another serious wahala. Again there is usually a long line at public hospitals, so there usually rush the extractions to attend too many people as possible. They are stingy with the anesthesia, which means its more painful, they only give one shot no matter body size. But in private hospitals, they are more relaxed and attend to people more humanely, when I did mine I was given anaesthetic shots over three times to make the pain bearable. And no I no be dentist just say me and teeth don fight before 12 Likes 2 Shares |
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