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Politics / Re: Chris Ngige Shows Off His Dance Skills At Akanu Ibiam Airport, Enugu (video) by JesusJesus: 1:19pm On Aug 31, 2020
Waw
Religion / Re: How You Can Know For Sure That You Will Go To Heaven When You Die by JesusJesus: 9:15am On Aug 30, 2020
Live a righteous and truthful life. With that heaven is guaranteed.

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Politics / Re: No Governor Has Denied Collecting Money From NDDC’ by JesusJesus: 2:10pm On Aug 29, 2020
Easy way to embezzle
Politics / Re: Odi Okojie Holds Road Show In Uromi To Drum Up Support For Ize-Iyamu by JesusJesus: 7:26am On Aug 29, 2020
Goid
Sports / Ronaldo Or Messi In Your Club? Give Reasons Why by JesusJesus: 7:05am On Aug 29, 2020
Messi has won more titles since he plays for a better team, not because he is a better player than Ronaldo. Throughout his entire career, Messi played for arguably the best side to ever play the game. ... Ronaldo is great, but just not as great as Messi's.
Which player will you love to play in your team and why?

TV/Movies / Re: Terry Waya Plans A Big Wedding For Kiddwaya And Erica by JesusJesus: 11:10am On Aug 28, 2020
Black Diamond. She's cute
omocalabar:
Meet mine own too...isnt she lovely? Am on serious planning too
Crime / Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 12:11am On Aug 27, 2020
pmoye:
Are you even serious about the easily aspect? Abeg dying too difficult, and too wasteful, living is easier... You fit kill yourself now and still go there go meet poverty in the great beyond. But at least here, you fit take tiny patient, plus hardwork mek am big.... Just picture yourself balling...dude.

Baba, I believe you I swear. Thanks man

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Crime / Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 1:05pm On Aug 26, 2020
DemonInvoker:

I can no longer remember the email to this account.Drop your email and I will reach out to you and let you know it's me.
udmgok@gmail.com
Crime / Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 7:12am On Aug 26, 2020
okay i will check right away
fafambo:
I just sent u a pm.can u kindly send me ur number let's talk
Celebrities / Re: The Voice Nigeria Returns Bigger With ₦100m Rewards, See How To Participate by JesusJesus: 7:06am On Aug 26, 2020
I always wished I had a good voice to sing
Crime / Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 6:40am On Aug 26, 2020
DemonInvoker:

My guy,the Bridge clinic for Ikeja is one and Subol and westland.Infact all those fertility clinics for Ikeja need Sperm donor but you had use your head in approaching them.
Package yourself carry your CV go there ask to see the Lab scientist in charge.If you dey lucky enough to see am present yourself to am as donor and tell am say you don do screening before but them no cum call you.Just scope,if everything goes well them go give you form then screen you again.
The truth be say if you dey very healthy and your active semen count dey very high and them call you,na you go run oooo.You fit bargain with them Sef to increase your pay.
Never ever for ones think you are worthless again no matter what.
Na how you meet Life you go follow am ooo.
I swear,Just like me...You can still make it against all odds.
And if you're interested I can teach you how to make money online through forest trade for free but na money them dey take find money so you go need your own money to take invest, try make small and start to invest Online.
waw. Boss, Lemme mail u immediately
Crime / Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 7:56pm On Aug 25, 2020
DemonInvoker:
Which kind mumu thing wey you won do?
Instead of killing yourself for nothing,In Lagos you can sell one of your kidneys for as high as 1million,You can donate your blood to blood bank for as high as 5k and you can donate your sperm semen for as high as 60k.It only depends on how healthy and physically fit you are.
Guy,no waste yourself for nothing ooo.
Life get many opportunities if you look am well.
Me don do all the above mentions na to sell kidney remain.
But You can still make it without Selling your kidney though. cry cry
Boss, where can I sell my sperm. Abeg Yan me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 331,003 Job Losers Withdraw ₦116.87 Billion From Pension Accounts by JesusJesus: 7:54pm On Aug 25, 2020
Stricklybidness:

Why not Lagos?
Boss I don't mind Lagos buy cost of living and all the stress is a big issue
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 331,003 Job Losers Withdraw ₦116.87 Billion From Pension Accounts by JesusJesus: 7:54pm On Aug 25, 2020
ProfAmaben:


Oh, no problem, you would definitely get something soon. Keep posting this till you get a job. Use indeed.com and create a very good and catching CV. Make sure you use graphics in your CV and don't put irrelevant working experience on it. Lie if you have to about experience because nobody needs a novice and don't forget to keep learning.

Don't give up!
Thanks i am so greatful
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 331,003 Job Losers Withdraw ₦116.87 Billion From Pension Accounts by JesusJesus: 10:18am On Aug 25, 2020
AYORICH:

You said u substantial experience in web dev. Then visit enye.tech and wait for next cohort but be ready
okay. Thanks sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 331,003 Job Losers Withdraw ₦116.87 Billion From Pension Accounts by JesusJesus: 10:17am On Aug 25, 2020
dingbang:
let us do business together
Boss, talk to me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 331,003 Job Losers Withdraw ₦116.87 Billion From Pension Accounts by JesusJesus: 10:16am On Aug 25, 2020
ProfAmaben:


Are you very good with backend development using Node.js and Express js? Can you pass an enterprise grade coding interview? We are looking for someone that's very good, if you fit the bill, reply my comment.
I specialise mainly in Front-end development and PHP sir
Religion / Re: Primate Ayodele: No President, No Governor, Nobody Can Take Over My Church by JesusJesus: 10:14am On Aug 25, 2020
Ride on Pastor

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 331,003 Job Losers Withdraw ₦116.87 Billion From Pension Accounts by JesusJesus: 9:37am On Aug 25, 2020
Olarewaju89:


God will do it for you my brother. Just believe in Jesus.
AMEN OOO. THANKS SO MUCH
Politics / Re: Seven Remanded For Edo Assembly Invasion by JesusJesus: 9:37am On Aug 25, 2020
Nawa o
Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In Ibadan After Withdrawing N446,000 by JesusJesus: 9:35am On Aug 25, 2020
Nawa ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 331,003 Job Losers Withdraw ₦116.87 Billion From Pension Accounts by JesusJesus: 9:28am On Aug 25, 2020
I need a job in any part of the country other than Lagos. I have a degree in Agronomy from a Federal University and I also have substantial experience in Web development. HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript.
God bless anyone reading this. I believe there are wonderful Nigerians out there that have a very kind heart.
My contact is on my signature.

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Crime / Re: How Can I Kill Myself Quickly Easily by JesusJesus: 8:35am On Aug 25, 2020
Neddstark:


You're 50 times better than those in prison without freedom or vision. Today is a whole brand new day to fight again. Find a hustle, forget your pride. You will rise again
Amen ooo. Thanks so much oo
Sports / Re: Antonio Conte Battling To Recover $27 Million He Lost To A Scammer by JesusJesus: 7:32am On Aug 25, 2020
My dear Conté. I have found the scammers that took your money. See them oo

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Travel / Re: 11 Units Of Locomotives Meant For Nigeria Departs China (Pictures) by JesusJesus: 5:45am On Aug 25, 2020
Nice

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Politics / Re: CBN Direct Banks To Take Over Collection Of Electricity Bills From Discos by JesusJesus: 5:43am On Aug 25, 2020
Waw. Nice
Health / Re: 321 New COVID-19 Cases, 312 Discharged And 2 Deaths On August 24 -(3588 Tested) by JesusJesus: 3:33am On Aug 25, 2020
Baybii:


Chairman, we dey try our best for this side. How your side be?
Boss, the hustle tight but laslas, God no go shame us.
Health / Re: 321 New COVID-19 Cases, 312 Discharged And 2 Deaths On August 24 -(3588 Tested) by JesusJesus: 12:44am On Aug 25, 2020
Emmypure:
dammmm nigarrrrrr iss alrightttt


with the way this league is going like say na Lagos go win league o, see as my state anambra the battle relegation


wtf clout
Norwich you are grin grin
Health / Re: 321 New COVID-19 Cases, 312 Discharged And 2 Deaths On August 24 -(3588 Tested) by JesusJesus: 12:39am On Aug 25, 2020
Baybii:



Okay o. I been fear
boss, no shaking. How the hustle dey go?
Health / Re: 321 New COVID-19 Cases, 312 Discharged And 2 Deaths On August 24 -(3588 Tested) by JesusJesus: 12:35am On Aug 25, 2020
Baybii:


What do you mean by "good"?
Boss Calm down I am booking space

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