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PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Reacts To Jolly Nyame's Jail Sentence After Defecting To APC by Jesusworks(m): 6:31pm On May 31, 2018
can't take this seriously until tinubu, obasanjo, and babagida joins the jail crew
Dating And Meet-up ZoneHello I Need A Serious Hook Up by Jesusworks(op): 3:09pm On Apr 30, 2018
hello am a nice guy and I need a serious lady from any tribe who is ready for marriage this year or next year, age from 30 upwards, what's app me on 0 7 0 8 0 0 0 8 6 3 0, Pls I have seen testimonies like this and I want to give it a try, don't be shy because you never know what's waiting for you next door, just chat me up and say hi
Music/RadioRe: Check Out A Nairalander's COVER To Burna Boy's Hit Song; HEAVENS GATE by Jesusworks(m): 8:12am On Apr 30, 2018
listend to the song and it's dope, the guy try I swear, we have talents in this country , I like the fact he was playing with the mic and flowing like a pro, guy you will go places, am happy I don't waste my Mb if not you for run vomit for this thread, nice one
EducationRe: Despite 'N74M' Allocation, Students Sit On The Floor To Take Classes In Kaduna by Jesusworks(m): 7:46am On Apr 29, 2018
they invest more on cows than humans remember , instead of building schools they are busy building ranch for cattle,
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Unfollows Nina, Deletes Her Photos After Toyin Lawani Styled Her by Jesusworks(m): 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2018
wow the battle is hot
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Carrying Plantain On His Head & Riding His Bicycle In Aba While Hawking (Pho by Jesusworks(m): 12:13pm On Apr 28, 2018
and that guy does not know he is on nairaland front page, he might have told his people he is in China or UK as usual
CelebritiesRe: Update: Avicii Cause Of Death Confirmed As Suicide In Family Statement by Jesusworks(m): 11:11pm On Apr 26, 2018
dope things
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Warns Against HIV (Hilarious Video!) by Jesusworks(m): 5:32pm On Apr 25, 2018
its like lots of people have finished their data for BBN
HealthRe: African Doctor Performs Successful Foot Reimplantation Surgery(pics) by Jesusworks(m): 5:29pm On Apr 25, 2018
wow
CrimeRe: Notorious Twitter Fraudster Pablo Ayodeji Lands In Fresh Scandal by Jesusworks(m): 7:43am On Apr 24, 2018
Good
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Tobi’s Girlfriend, Regina, Reacts After He Emerged As 2nd Runner Up by Jesusworks(m): 10:54am On Apr 23, 2018
Certificate of occupancy Noted
PoliticsRe: Troops Storm Boko Haram Training Camp, Engage Terrorists In Shootout. Photos by Jesusworks(m): 10:30am On Apr 23, 2018
Nigeria issa joke
PoliticsRe: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Akure (Photos, Video) by Jesusworks(m): 10:26am On Apr 23, 2018
pre election violence
Christianity EtcRe: Prophetess Faith Aigbe Of Christ Restoration Bible Church Heals A Man by Jesusworks(m): 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2018
God is good
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija: Don Jazzy reacts as Miracle Emerges Winner by Jesusworks(m): 10:13pm On Apr 22, 2018
Good
TV/MoviesRe: UNILAG Female Students Set For BBNaija Finale Tonight At Moremi Hall by Jesusworks(m): 6:38pm On Apr 22, 2018
Wow i need a serious girl in my life to talk to, age 34 above that is ready to marry this yr or next yr, whatsapp me on 0 7 0 8000 8630 lets be friends
PoliticsRe: Funny Headlines And Pictures From A Biafran News Paper by Jesusworks(op): 2:18pm On Apr 22, 2018
cheesy

PoliticsRe: Funny Headlines And Pictures From A Biafran News Paper by Jesusworks(op):
grin

PoliticsRe: Funny Headlines And Pictures From A Biafran News Paper by Jesusworks(op):
cheesy

PoliticsFunny Headlines And Pictures From A Biafran News Paper by Jesusworks(op): 2:15pm On Apr 22, 2018
cheesy Nigeria is a funny place when it comes to political entertainment and even the military and civilians are not left out no wonder the Afro beat legend fela said we are suffering and smiling, I came across this pictures from a news paper in Onitsha Anambra state that made me to understand that the people over here are really enjoying the drama going on in the nation and they seam not to be any good news about the country in its papers and its a total comic relive and they seam to enjoy the drama going on in the country which they always refer to zoo. So laughing or crying over Nigerian predicament which is better health wise huh

CrimeRe: Notorious Robber Nabbed By 1am During Operation In Bayelsa State. Photos by Jesusworks(m): 4:45pm On Apr 21, 2018
Good

PoliticsRe: Orumba Constituency Reform; Osinbajo Receives Hon Ben Nwankwo Led Delegation. by Jesusworks(m): 8:57am On Apr 21, 2018
Wow plotting against the lazy youth
PoliticsRe: Benue APC Zonal Caucus Meetings Turns Bloody, Many Feared Dead, Injured (photos) by Jesusworks(m): 8:50am On Apr 21, 2018
cheesy
FashionRe: Trendy Suits For Men About To Make A Bold Move by Jesusworks(m): 6:09pm On Apr 20, 2018
Oh sorry we only wear coat here in warri
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Ebuka And Efe As Winner Of BBNaija 2017 by Jesusworks(m): 10:35am On Apr 20, 2018
are they gays
IslamRe: Some Good Manners That We Can Learn From The Glorious Quran by Jesusworks(m): 10:33am On Apr 20, 2018
"I believe that there is no god/God but jehovah and Jesus our saviour ."
IslamRe: Some Good Manners That We Can Learn From The Glorious Quran by Jesusworks(m): 10:27am On Apr 20, 2018
no wonder shocked
Don't harm believers (33.58) now i see where the madness comes from
PoliticsRe: Buhari: "Nigerian Youths Are Uneducated, Lazy & Not Ready To Work" (Video) by Jesusworks(m): 11:04am On Apr 19, 2018
cheesy
Music/RadioRe: Billboard Music Awards 2018 [full List Of Nominees] by Jesusworks(m): 6:17pm On Apr 17, 2018
Fake list
BusinessRe: Chibuike Okechukwu Paschal Shows Off The Money He Sprayed On His Boss (photo) by Jesusworks(m): 4:52pm On Apr 16, 2018
cheesy Money making idiots , am i the only one seeing that gayish look with the leg chain ,
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: I’m Ready To Date Alex – Tobi by Jesusworks(m): 4:48pm On Apr 16, 2018
*Couldn't stop laughing*

_FEEL THIS JOKE!_

``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges�� fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....

He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................

"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......

They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?" Let's get them .........

You should see the marathon..����

The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".

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