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Politics / Oyo Deputy Governor, Olaniyan Impeached by Jetwld(m): 5:46am On Jun 16, 2022
JUST IN: Oyo Deputy Governor, Olaniyan Impeached

The lawmakers of the Oyo State House of Assembly have reportedly impeached Engr. Rauf Olaniyan, the Deputy Governor to Governor Seyi Makinde.

/ZkmBieVICA

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Health / Re: Help My Girlfriend Is Epileptic. by Jetwld(m): 5:51pm On Sep 28, 2020
God's ur strength, but truth be told issues like this aren't cured medically
it can only be cured by herbs/shrubs (Authodox Dr.)
I'm one myself but I don't treat such
But I know a gud Ortodox Dr who does
Culture / Foreign Idol Thrown Inside Eleyele Lake Ibadan by Jetwld(m): 10:47am On Aug 30, 2020
Foreign Idol Thrown Inside Eleyele Lake in Ibadan Oyo state.
Pls this is the main water that is being supplied to Ibadan for drinking
Plus the fact that there're three Communities crossing this water/lake
All appropriate authorities should plz do something about this
Moderators plz help push to the front page
Thanks

Literature / Re: My Life Our Lives by Jetwld(m): 7:07pm On Dec 02, 2019
Very good & interesting storylines, you rock.
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry (tokunbo) 2013 by Jetwld(m): 9:18pm On Sep 04, 2019
Very neat, buy & Drive

Autos / Toyota Camry (tokunbo) 2013 by Jetwld(m): 9:14pm On Sep 04, 2019
Toyota Camry(Tokunbo) 2013 , Extremely clean.
Physical Inspection's allowed

WhatsApp Contact : 08050745593

Romance / Re: I Am Impotent & Frustrated by Jetwld(m): 3:58pm On Mar 19, 2017
Your story is so pathetic
But nonetheless every problem comes with a solutions
Halla me on jetwld007 at Yahoo dot com
Or you can as well call my line 07038223084
So we can talk in length & I'll give you things to use then you'll be back to normal
Events / Re: Bride Wears Boobs-Popping Wedding Gown: Is This Fashion Or Madness? by Jetwld(m): 8:01pm On Aug 17, 2016
STUPIDITY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

I pity the man na Olosho she marry no be wife
See tattoo all over her body
Shiooooorrr
Agriculture / Re: How To Start Pig Farm Business In Nigeria by Jetwld(m): 8:46pm On Aug 01, 2016
I've done it b4 & still willing to do it again it has a lot of gain even compared to chicken its only that pigs are generally dirty in nature & if hungry catch am it can do & undo
& d gud part of the thn is u can easily sauce for their food in the market
those selling vegetables, fruits e.t.c
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by Jetwld(m): 7:27pm On Jul 26, 2016
grin shocked shocked

Phones / Re: The USB Power Adapter Charger I Bought In Gombe Today(pics) Advice pls! by Jetwld(m): 4:39pm On Jul 14, 2016
The charger is good I've bought it b4 & its still charging very well uptill date
There are two conditions attached to it from ur write up
*** stop using the fake socket plug the charger directly to the electric box

*** always try to use the original cable the inferior cables causes more harm to devices to its cheaper rate





********* I deal in it very well I know the difference
Romance / Re: Would U 'toast' A Guy Or Girl In The Church? by Jetwld(m): 3:05pm On Jul 12, 2016
Literarily I don't practice it & I've not for once done that,
But deep down inside me I no there's nothing bad in it
As long as you meant well for her not just for use & dump

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Romance / Range Rover Sports Gift From Your Ex Some Days Prior To Your Wedding by Jetwld(m): 8:51am On Jul 08, 2016
RANGE ROVER SPORTS GIFT FROM YOUR EX SOME DAYS PRIOR TO YOUR WEDDING
& YOUR PARTNER INSIST ON YOU RETURNING IT OR NO WEDDING
WHAT DO U DO

Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Jetwld(m): 2:01pm On Jun 25, 2016
I vote

IVVY



Cc:NLjega

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Literature / Re: why my blood is black. extremely 18+ by Jetwld(m): 10:06am On Apr 16, 2016
If I fail to appreciate this incredible art of nature then I'm an ingrate.
Thumps up
* * * * * * *
May the Lord bless all that ever concerns U.
. . . ( Aaaaaamen )

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Literature / Life Lyrics by Jetwld(m): 6:09am On Apr 12, 2016
While I was pondering about life, I discovered that:
Sometimes, to succeed in life you need ENEMIES! Yes!

You need people who will mock you, so that you can run to God.
You need people who will try to intimidate you, so that you can be courageous.
You need people who will say "NO" so that you can learn how to be independent...I mean how to do it yourself.

You need people who will disappoint you so that you can put all your trust in God alone.
You need people who will work towards you loosing that job, so that you can start your own big business.

You need people who will sell your 'Joseph' so that 'you' can get to Egypt and be a Prime Minister in a strange land of captivity
You need a cruel landlord, so that you won't be too comfortable in someone else's house, then you can build your own house on time.
But sometimes, when we are disappointed, we feel very bad and we tend to remain on that spot. Not knowing that the end-point of disappointment is the beginning of your accomplishments.

Understand this, "that every disappointment you once had came with a blessing!" However, it is not everyone that partakes in this blessing that I'm talking about.

You cannot see a new OPEN door while you are still putting all your attention, time and energy in trying to force the closed one to open.
And again I say, "No disappointment can ever come without an attached blessing!" So, when the disappointment come, thank God for it and tell "HIM" to open your eyes to see the new blessing that HE has for you!

Disappointment is PHASE1 while accomplishment is PHASE2. I doubt if one can jump the protocols. That is why it is called BREAKTHROUGH Something must BREAK so that you can go THROUGH!
Business / Hifi Bluetooth Mp3{radio} Speakers by Jetwld(m): 4:14am On Feb 21, 2016
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Family / Ancient Wisdom Tips For Singles On Marriage by Jetwld(m): 11:32am On Feb 01, 2016
39 ANCIENT WISDOM TIPS FOR SINGLES ON MARRIAGE
By D.K. Olukoya

1. Wedding is a day but marriage is a lifetime .
2. A stingy man who is single will still be stingy when married.
3. Silence can never be misquoted.
4. If you want what no one has had, you must do what no one has done.
5. When God wants to bless you, He puts a person in your life. When Satan wants to destroy you, he puts a person in your life.
6. It is better to be single and alone than to be married to the wrong person.
7. Avoid a contentious woman.
8. 3 men to avoid:
a. A hot tempered man.
b. A womanizer.
c. A drunkard.
9. Marrying a comedian does not guarantee a happy marriage.
10. Never be yoked to anyone who will not be yoked to Christ.
11. 3 words that echo peace in a marriage:
a. I love you .
b. I am sorry .
c. Thank you.
12. Don't waste your time meditating or dwelling on your singleness.
13. Cohabitation is a recipe for marital failure .
14. Deal with anti marriage dreams.
15. Masturbation is destruction.
16. Marriage without friendship is like a sky without the sun.
17. If you rush into marriage, you may end up with someone who will bury your destiny.
18. A successful marriage is always a triangle : God, A man and a woman.
19. Why you marry is as important as who you marry.
20. Much happiness in life depends on your marital choice.
21. A man needs divine wisdom from God in choosing who to marry.
22. Do not place your priority on good looks ; no woman is ugly, she just needs rebranding.
23. 3 major characteristics to look for in a woman :
a. Fear of God.
b. Wisdom.
c. Discretion (beauty is vanity ).
24. The best way to enslave a woman is to show her love excessively - as a rule, women don't run away from where they're pampered.
25. Love is not blind ; infatuation and lust are blind.
26. Love puts God first, lust puts sex first.
27. Test every love with your peace of mind, if it is absent, God is not there.
28. If you are a true friend, you will attract true friends.
29. Caring hearts never lack caring hands.
30. Desperation leads to frustration.
31. Bad marriages can be avoided before they begin.
32. Keep your self pure and your bed undefiled.
33. It is spiritual insanity to plan to convert someone so you can marry the person.
34. Wage war against the devil that fought your parents' marriage.
35. Marriage is a covenant, always look before you leap.
36. It is better to be single and believing God to be married than to be married and believing in God to be single.
37. A broken courtship is better than a failed marriage.
38. Do not marry money or property, marry a person.
39. Be presentable. Pls forward it to d singles in ur contact.

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Autos / Re: Very Clean Reg 2002 Baby Boy For 550k Call 08189989354 by Jetwld(m): 2:57pm On Jan 20, 2016
How much last






Bring am down na dat 1 too high

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Autos / Re: Nissan Altima 1999 For Sale by Jetwld(m): 9:16am On Jan 19, 2016
Asking price
Autos / Re: Super Sound Clean Reg 2013 Toyota Camry Available For Sale. by Jetwld(m): 1:35pm On Jan 18, 2016
Price?
Autos / Re: Manual Transmission Toyota Corolla by Jetwld(m): 1:19pm On Jan 18, 2016
350K CASH ?
Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by Jetwld(m): 6:03pm On Jan 15, 2016
IF WE CAN COMMUNICATE DIRECTLY I MEAN " U & HI "ONE ON ONE I'M VERY SURE BY GOD GRACE THAT IT WILL STOP
Quote me anywhere
I mean my word's
Romance / Re: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by Jetwld(m): 8:15pm On Jul 24, 2015
D best thing U can everly do to please my @ is exactly that U'v done grin cheesy grin









Wa gbayi

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Nairaland / General / He Arranged A Birthday Surprise She'll Never Forget. by Jetwld(m): 12:40pm On Jul 18, 2015
Came across this on fb page & decided to share it here with my fellow pps

This guy suspected his wife was cheating. When he learned the truth, he decided to teach her a lesson. What he does is priceless, read below:

"So I had a feeling my wife was cheating as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every night after work. When I'd call in her co-workers said she left hours ago. When I asked her what was going on she'd laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time.

The last straw to where I knew something was definitely up was when she went out "to get milk" at 11:30 at night and didn't come back until 2 in the morning. Now if there is any words of wisdom I can pass on to others in all my years of experience, it's if you think your significant other is cheating, hire a private investigator. They're good at what they do and they will get some evidence that really helps in the later divorce.

Fast track to her birthday, several months down the road. Now I know what you're thinking, why the hell did I wait months before I confronted her and did it really need to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is I wanted as much evidence as possible to hand off to my lawyer as well as make arrangements to find a new place to live, etc. Answer to your second question is of course it had to be on her birthday. You see after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather insisted on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn't want to be reminded she was aging.

So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closet something in me snaps. So I do what any sensible man would have done. I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun right?! Well, boy was it.

I had everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake and I'm reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be. I put my key in and unlock the door; we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear.

Well as I throw open the door, we all yell surprise!

But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, butt-naked with her lover staring at us wide eyed. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I'm horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place.

Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given."

Did you enjoy this guy's revenge scheme?
Family / Re: Men Can You Do This For Your Wife Or Girlfriend? Photo by Jetwld(m): 9:15am On Jul 04, 2015
CONTINUE...
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Slept With Another Man. by Jetwld(m): 8:18am On Jul 01, 2015
The first question I will ask you is that, did you still love her? The second is that, can you also boast of not sleeping with a lady too! If you does then you'll have to let the past go with the past even if you didn't and build courage, trust & confidence in her. Do not be far from her even if you left her for months. The book of Amos:3-3 says can two walk together except they agreed? You'll have to trust God for everything. Believe that God will help you through your relationship & when eventually resulted into marriage. My prayer for you is that, God will be your helper all through this journey in Jesus' name. Amen

But sincerely speaking I doubt the continuity security f d relationship if it were be me

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