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Kenny4smart:
Thank you brother, your link did really helped.

Kenny4smart:
Bro, getting back to the page now is the problem. It's not opening at all.

KunSegzy100:
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Daresmart:
pls I need the parent/guardian consent

Alochigozie:
I am just confused, my name is on the list but I have not signed any of the forms, anyone from Ebonyi should please help

Akby:
Hi guys,

I can't even login again to my account. Please who has the link that redirects to login page? The homepage is now scanty.

Thanks

olaide1260:
Okay let’s chat privately or u dm ur email

qwertyboss:
E tier me oh! Something wey be say na uniform format e be, guys no won ep

olaide1260:
I was shortlisted too but what are the documents needed to take along for the screening please. Am unable to print my form out after the registration also, any solution to this please. Anyone going from Lagos to Portharcourt Also shud indicate. Urgent reply ��

enesi009:
To all members I quote :Victory is from God Alone, but you need to Willing,Able and Ready for you to move Onward Together

Terryonye:
Thanks very much.

Please can NSCDC officers sign my forms as military officers?

Terryonye:
Good morning oga Tenderlaw and everyone.

*I URGENTLY NEED REPLIES GUYS* �

1.) Please can NSCDC officers sign my forms as military officers?

2.) On the Parent/Guardian form: must is be signed in court? or must the witness be a lawyer??

pls its urgent. I need answers. Thanks in anticipation.

pijay:
Print out the screen shot and go with it incase they ask u. If they didnt ask u then dont sorry yaself..

woswobi:
Your state of origin

woswobi:
50 English
30 Current affairs
20 Maths

Your competition is your village people
You can score higher than other village people and they’ll make the list and you won’t cause your bothers scores higher than you

zhirkov:
Baggers have started showing emotions and insulting senior officers even before ordinary aptitude test.

I can assure u, u will feel it wen u come for training!


Oga Tenderlaw and Pijay...I greet una.

Woswobi good work u r doing right here...

Thanks for una help so far.

M almost dere...

ELJC:
send forth ur email address

okonta1111:
Re: Nigerian Navy DSSC Shortlisted Candidates Is Out by okonta1111: 5:44pm
I was shortlist but I don't have the parents and guardian consent form. Please if you have a sample please email me @ ifeanyi.okontalovely@gmail.com

StrongandMighty:
How can u get SS when there is only one S? Common sense

Guyman02:
Try this with a Yoruba guy and he will keep shouting ah ah ah mogbe O ah ah, modaran ah ah. He will threaten to fight by pulling off his shirt and trousers.
He will start telling you the name of his street, me Tunde living at 55 Awolowo street, ah ah you spoil my mutor, ah ah, give him a dirty slap and he will Start asking passersby, you all can bear me witness that he slapped me, ah ah, If you people don't stop me I will kill somebody here today ah ah

Try it with a Hausa guy and he will bring out dagger and start cursing himself, me I dey craze ko, I spoil am for za mota ko, my pather is a mad man, I will kill me for you,

Try it with an Igbo guy and he will first act cool to ensure that what he is seeing is real, then pack up his balls under his trousers and tell you, nwanna you don buy market o, my N50 mirrion naila car, dilect tokumbo,
if you don't go and rook for N100 mirrion naila to replace my car, either me or you will go to heaven from here light now

csteve:
Well, Just buy latest GMAT and read the English and Maths very well. cram it before the exam if possible.
it's about N1900.

Then buy current affairs and read it's about N300.

don't worry about past questions. just read those things.
if I get a past question I will send it to you.

csteve:
If you wish to join the Nigerian Navy through the Direct short service commission, here are few things I wish to let you know from my personal experience.

Last year 2017, I applied for Dssc course 25 towards the end of my NYSC and from my state I was among the last 10 that made the final Interview, unfortunately I was not short listed on the final list. *painful shaa* *but I was satisfied I didn't even know I would go far*

The Mindset:
Now you need to believe that you have a chance when applying.

Applying:
To Apply, just get the form filled at www.joinnigeriannavy.com .. No special thing about filling the form, the referee doesn't matter. Anyone without criminal record is OK.
Print Your form, it must not be coloured, don't waste your money.

Filling The Form:
Fill all the required information in the form, get the police certification and L.G A certification. For the Guarantors form, don't waste your time waiting for the area commander to sign or a senior military officer, it doesn't matter, Any Civil servant upto level 16 in state service can sign it. A school principal can sign it.

After filling the form, photocopy it and keep, just in case of anything.

Preparing For The Exam:
OK, to even go for the physical screening and further screening at lagos you need to pass the first exam.

you have to read current affairs, read as much as you can, know about recent political affairs around the world, just read current affairs generally.

Then For the maths and English, someone told me what to read and it worked like magic, I hope it works again. Get the latest or the latest two versions of GMAT and Read. Read it well well, in fact cram it!

Then pray that God see you through.

Going To the Exam:
Just dress well, A Jean and polo is OK, Go early but be assured you won't start till its afternoon.

the exam will last maybe 1hr or less, obey their instructions. Go with writing materials.

They will verify your documents before the exam, if your result is less than 2:1(second class upper) don't waste your time going, they won't let you in.

When shading the answers, be as fast as you can.

GoodLuck

Next Stage!
If you passed the exam, your name will be short listed in a list of 20-30 names per state, inviting you for further screening at lagos.

Congratulations!

Going For The Screening :
Now you are closer! get ready to feel like you will get the job *lol*

In the short list on their website, you will see requirements, if possible buy the things you need before going, if you can't, don't worry much, everything is sold at the Gate there.

Go with your bed sheet, toiletries, cutlery and Money.

You will stay in students hostel, Go with a bag you can lock if possible.

Early Days:
On arrival they will first get your data.

Followed by certificate and documents verification.

*Dont worry, the will feed you morning, Afternoon and Night, but it won't be your normal dose, but you can always buy more from sellers in the camp*

Intermediate days:
After the verification comes medicals.
During medicals, a lot of tests would be conducted, like sight, ECG, HIV, BP, X-ray, Pile, height, psychological test, dental, weight. etc.

during BP test, be calm so your BP won't rise above normal *lol*

before you go, loose weight so you won't be overweight.

Late Days:
After medicals, many many people will go! during my time we reduced from 27 to 10.

If you are lucky to pass medicals, Congratulations! You are closer to the uniform *winks*

At this point food will start to be big during meals *Enjoy*lol

Get Ready For physical test and another exam!

Physical Test:
You will run, 3.5 kilometres

They will say the time of return doesn't matter, don't kill yourself, but it matters! come back within 10minutes, 1st group, within 15minutes 2nd after that 3rd. All grouped differently with different marks

After the run, you will do push up and sit up immediately!

30 push up = 6marks (maximum point given)

anything less = 4 points

Same applies to sit ups.

Do as much as you can, but just know that points are recorded!

After the physical exercise comes another exam!

The exam:
You will be asked to write essay on how you will improve navy with your skills. (this might change)

Read current affairs too, the English and maths won't be so hard like the 1st exam. also know about navy.

Congrats, it's time for Interview!

The interview :
You will face a panel of about 15 officers, don't be intimidated, they are friendly.

They will ask you random questions, from current affairs to your field of study, it anything they like. just answer.

if you applied under education they might as you to write something on the white board.

Good luck

It's Time To Go!

They will give you all 9k for transport.

*I forgot, even if you failed medical, you will still get the money before leaving *

At least you can use it and drink beer, even if they don't employ you *hehehe*

Now Go Home and Pray!

The Truth:
You have done your best but, this is the truth, this is why I didn't get job!

Who do you know?

Out of 10 of us that made final interview only one person was short listed along side two people from their special medical enlistment.

The slots are given to senators, Generals and top politicians, your chance is almost zero! Remember about 1000-3000 people apply per state and only 3 will be taken

If you have someone that can help you, go and seek the persons help.

this is more important than anything else. beg the person even before you go for the first exam, If the person has a slot, you might be helped!

What if you fail?

Enjoy the experience and move on!

You can ask me anything! Good Luck!

Nwaohafia1:
This is the résumé of Lukas Yla, a 25-year-old looking for a job in San Francisco. While most résumés are put in a giant stack or rarely read in a cluttered inbox, Yla has changed the game. And the results have been tremendous.

Yla brilliantly designed his résumé inside of a deluxe (and yummy!) box of donuts. Posing as a Postmates delivery man, Yla hand delivers the boxes to recruiters and Tech firms. The box opens to deliciousness but also to Yla's well crafted résumé inside.

Yla noted, "I had 10 interviews so far and I haven't delivered donuts to all the companies I admire and love what they're doing yet"

Recruiters, marketing pros and people in general love this kind of approach, it's something you didn't expect, fun and out of the box."

His tasty idea to set himself apart came after experiencing the fierce competition for tech and marketing jobs in San Francisco.

"I was looking for the most direct way to reach decision makers at the companies. I thought, that I might fail competing only on 'resume' level with other candidates that have work experience in San Francisco." He said.

What do you think of this approach? Do you think this approach can work in Nigeria?

Source: Copied from LinkedIn.
Cc: uboma, davide470

kelvobas:
This inspirational advert is a must watch.
Watch here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F36hHdFHoQ

columbus007:
its that all?common clean or wipe out this nonsense forever and put notable nigerians there,how can she be made a national heroin for making just common claypot,this country self!what happened to Dora akinyilli?cant they put her there?foolhardy.

Emmerich09:
I left her and caught up with the guyz told dem wat just happened nd we just laughed about it and kizzo said but mitch you will call her right I looked at him and said call who? We all laughed even more. Time is ticking and we needed to head back to the hostel to arrange ourselves for the night and also tomorrow morning being our last morning in camp, we got to the hostel nd I was going through my things, throwing some things out that have out served its purpose and generally arranging my bag. It was past 5pm nd we were just chilling in the room guyz were just talking about their little experiences they have had since they got into camp, either with the soldiers, nysc officials, or the girls lol. There was just this lively atmosphere in the room, some of us may be posted to the same place, some far away, some are relocating nd we might never see each other ever again, so that moment was special for the guyz nd I was glad we observed it.