₦airaland Forum

So many people are mad in Nigeria.....

Thank God ve not dated anyone for the past three years.... I don't eat carelessly.... Some girls are just plain stupid and diabolic..

burqueenx:

is ur brain going on extinction

A state of emergency has to be declared In the western region.. This is getting too much... Or do they wanna add skull mining as a source of income??tufiakwa.. Afonja we hail thee!!!!!

Chai..... Dats why I don't travel to Western states.. Their crave for ritualistic activities and barbarism is alarming... Tufiakwa!!!!

This country is lost in confusion...

This trash is a misleading information.... Google is always ur frd..

moscobabs:
Board a bus going to Ibadan from any where alight at Iwo road, walk down the bridge by the right you will get car calling Ilesha- ife enter it but don't forget to tell the driver that you are going to Ooni palace so he can find a bike for you to the palace from the bus stop . once u arrive at Ooni palace tell the security operatives that you want to see Oonirisa ..just prostate for him and ask him the questions you have for him.

Kabiyesi is a nice gentleman.

lol... U want him to be arrested??

Flashh:
First of all... Just be neat. Others follows.

dats my finest nigga... When is the next edition of Mr nairaland?? I wan vote for u..

[quote author=burqueenx post=59514736][/quote]ur mates are fast asleep.. Wat are u still doing staying awake??

burqueenx:

don't u get tired of this meme Young lady behave urself.. Before I report u to sango..

The way the nigga grabbed the boobs... Is his name "Bobby holder"?

Narldon:
Wickedness



Suarez's dive nko??

omalicha u still dey watch foot.. U.. Ball??

Flashh:
Word of advice: Don't talk for Wikzid.

my guy how far.. How u dey flex the Sunday??

The fruit is called "NwaAmaikpe" in Ibo...

NwaAmaikpe:



In my unbiased honest opinion based on biblical commandments.

I believe it is a sin,
Sex is an iniquity whether inside or outside of marriage.
The Bible says in Psalms 51:5;
"Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me."

The Bible also says in Exodus 20:8
"Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."

So your wife is right, sex on the sabbath day is not right.
If you must have sex with her on the Sabbath, make it holy by either lubricating her with anointing oil,
tying a mantle or her neck, speaking in tongues instead of moaning or burning of incences in the bedroom.

But I'd advice you not to take this lying low with her because it's either;
She's a fanatical dumbfvck who was rightly described in Proverbs 14:1 as
" the foolish woman who plucketh down her house with her own hands."

Or

She's getting the D from someone else and isn't fascinated by yours anymore.

Shallom.

my guy....always making me laugh...

hopefulLandlord:
leave God the father to handle that, after all Jesus was born with no procreation

God also made it clear that he can raise stones to worship him if he wants

Say no to sex, Jesus didn't have sex, be like Jesus

my friend will u just shut ur mouth... Dats a flawed statement.. AM a Christian.. Not an ignorant one at Dat.. Don't allow ur ignorance to becloud ur logicality..

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MrBONE2:
I use 4 phones

1. Infinix Note 3 use for 2months still counting


2. Itel Inote Tab 1 use for over 2years still counting..


3. Nokia E71 use for 8years still kicking and no shaking.

And lastly Fillllllleeee no one touch it

4. Eagle P786 use for 9years still Gwaradly Kicking like Super Eagles and no any Fu<king shaking issue, still counting


Gyarbonka Shakalalasticlalalalaaa

young man... E be like say u dream good dream last night..

Nice one.. Meanwhile make I stake game for betnaija.com.... This weekend.. Must pay... Goal goal go Sara...

Cartoon network =pornorgraphic content... Now atm.. The same thing.. Is this the latest trend

Betnaija go pay this weekend.. Becos all teams wan play goal goal....

MayorofLagos:
This is the foundation for the article. Everything here is embellished and spawn in falsehood.

The first Nigerian billiionaire was a shipping magnate by name Henry Fajemirokun. The first to own RollsRoyce was Kano Emirate, followed by Fajemirokun. Sir Ojukwu never had a Rolls.

me chi onu Dia!!!!!!!!!

Chai Dat woman is damn so wicked....

dangotesmummy:
send the message here.I ignore messages

hmmm... Someone cannot be ya frd in peace??

This is abominable... Cut his dick... I repeat chop off his black dick!!!!!!!!!!

dangotesmummy:
send the message here.I ignore messages

jesu u re harsh.. So someone cannot be ya frd?

TINALETC3:
oh, I see

do u ve the number of the lady at the top left corner I like my women to be chubby... Don't like bones..

I love my women to be chubby and fresh... I don't like bones...

dangotesmummy:
that's not a problem.

I am dangotes mother.if you want to eat 10 tubers of yam pounded for you I will order it.if you want to eat a whole cow,I will tell them to prepare it for you.I am equal to the task

OK no problem.... Pls check ya mail box.. Sent a message..

dangotesmummy:
OK 60k

will u give me pounded yam and egusi.. After each session??

dangotesmummy:
come and book appointment with me

100kper hr for each lesson

100k per session in this recession? Won't u give me discount??