₦airaland Forum

Well my motivation for making more money is my dad, he deserves the world and even more.. I want him to live the rest of his days like a king..

The reason am not in church ryt now is because am having my ist baking lessons with my sister... I wanna improve on my cooking and baking skills..

Lisaflex:
I've jes been wondering if its a crime 2 be a woman....Evrytym a man messes up,evry1 strts suggesting/listing all d possible wrongs d woman cld hv done 2 "make" him mess up ,n no one even bothers 2 talk/think abt d actual ish on ground being dt d guy messed up...They kip mking excuses 4 d men regardless of d situation(wyl crucifyin d women) ,n its really really annoyin ... I'm goin 2 punch sm1 in d face on nairaland one of these days

are u dis hot tempered??

Well out of 100%,only 2.5% of women has such financial standards.... The rest of them are just liabilities.. As for the Op, I hope u marry an intelligent and a well connected drug Baron in the future..

1stCitizen:
At the rate Nigerians girls have thrown all decency to the wind, sooner or later the average Nigerian man will end up marrying an olosho.

then it is better to die single, one can't possibly marry a LovePeddler.. Think of all the visible and invisible consequences.

FortuneTeller:
Imagine this thing is trying to contact me. Don't try it again.

look at this dirty idiot... U think I do online romance?? Native fowl.

NwaAmaikpe:


Walahi...

The only thing that can really mess up your marriage and make it not last is not having a side-chick.

My wise grandfather told me that wives are like Rolls-Royce while side-chick are like Camry...

You don't overuse the Rolls Royce, you only use it when you have to use it so it does not spoil unlike the Camry which is your all-weather car.

You can't smack your wife's ass during sex, talk dirty to her or give her anal but you can readily do that and more with your side-chick and not be scared of being considered a pervert.

Honestly a healthy man's libido can not be handled by only one woman unless she wants to die before the man.
Variety is also the spice of life.
Man is not a monogamous animal and the preek is the only snake that can not live in one hole all it's life.

So if you want your marriage to last long, start looking outside now.

guy u dey mad oooo, all the same I love ur write up.

You for kukuma call am lion king!!!!! Wen he come grow up bite u for dick.. U go still come show us the pic for nairaland.. "waiting patiently for Dat day"

pocohantas:
Lucky her. Some girls have to kiss so many frogs before meeting prince charming. All the same, we get the lesson...take your time to date and marry your friend. She is beautiful, he looks like he has a handsome heart. I wish them marital bliss...

Since na God dey provide boo, He should take my order.
I desire a friend, a good man, good attributes...character, romantic, fine boi...six packs and he should be excellent in the other room .
He can add anything I didn't mention...

shey u know where them dey sell clay? Or would u wait till after the rapture?

Apc led government is the worst scam in the history of African politics!!!!

Thank God I came from a loving and disciplined home, I can't thank my parents enough for instilling positive values on us... Although I don't support stealing buh wat he did is a typical example of brutality... Come to think of it just 200 naira... Poverty!!! Where ever u re dye by fire!!!!! Nairalanders pls pray this prayer.

Although am not in support of domestic violence, buh marrying someone like mercy.... Lemme use pidgin.... Anything u see u bear!!!!!!!!!

Fresca:
Please who is talking? Hushpuppi wey dey wear blouse and will be saying "it's Gucci" please gerrariahia man.... fuvking gay, na him type all these oyibo men dey fvck for nyash

"Bleep for yansh "young lady Dat was raw, u knw we have lots of underage peeps here... Don't want them masturbating on wat u just said.

He brought it on himself... Straight and simple.

Abeg make I stroll go where dem dey sell isi ewu and willems...

ColonelDrake:
Spend on her ko. And what do guys get in return?
Only low self esteem broke niggaz feel the need to spend on a lady to impress her.
Guys, listen and listen carefully. If you're not getting sex in return, don't spend 10 kobo.

Spend the money on your loved ones instead.


If they told you " no premarital sex", tell them "no premarital spending" as well. No one gets hurt.

If you're going to spend, make sure you're getting sex else you're a compound fool.

Bros u too get sense, if we were in the same location I for buy u willems and pepper soup....

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we dey talk analyze better thing for here, u carry ur two left leg come with ur nairabet scam.. Make I report u to sango.. I hear he has lots of thunder.

Both the fucker and the fuckee enjoyed the horrible sexual experience... But honestly the armed robber Sabi throw waist Sha!!!!!

And if the guys in question were broke ass niggiz, u would be the first to complain, u tink it's easy to get a decent paying job in Nigeria Lemme ask u a question if u ask a guy what he does for a living and he told u he was jobless would u accept to date him? Pls be honest. Going to school for four years and staying jobless is nobody's fault.. We just looking for ways to put food on the table.. It's not easy abeg.. Shout out to all Street hustlers.

Make I kukuma bath with klin

Honestly this is none of my business.

I haven't had sex for like two months, and I eat quality meals... My skin Glows like the sunrise, catching attention anywhere I go.

She is naturally stubborn..

Instead of u peeps to advise him In a constructive manner, some of u are already making fun of his predicaments and then when he commits suicide tomorrow u label him as being a weakling... If u can help him, pls do and stop castigating him and adding fuel to his situation.

Cos some churches are boring!!!!

Preachers should be protected, it's the least they deserve.

Mine is 52k,cos have done all of them.

Smoking doesn't make one to be a bad person, it's only in Africa day our twisted mentality depicts smokers as people with toxic values, if she had a good heart and a good personality I will gladly marry her (at least it's better than marrying a church girl Dat would decimate ur lifestyle by 50%).

Azumoney44:
just gf and I didn't, she likes money just like naija girls always do, I only showed one guy ( friend) then delete, its just a game, I wanna know how it feels like having a female nude pix, it happened like this.

one faithful day I was loaded at home ane bored, I dont wanna to catch fun outside ao I pic my fone ane call her to come ane spend weekend with me( fri. - mon) ahe honor my iv so on Saturday morning after breakfast, I st startef romancing her, kissing suck her breast then suck her pussy till she cum ans push my head away and I relax, then after 5 mins be ask me to Bleep her and I refuse I did it on a purpose becos the say calabar girls are good in bed and kitchen so I want feel it too.

after pleading I Bleep her till she loose her inner strenght, she was so tired and sleep off so I was just there staring at the naked body so some pup up in my head I pick up my fone and snap her naked just to see howit will llook like on camera.

so my friend thats how it happen, I only show one of my co worker telling him that I thoughtthey say calabar girls can Bleep but look at how I killed someone child in my room we just giggled about it then I delete it.

am bad in bed not in attitude

baba we go leave bedmatics for u oooooooo!!!!!!

The handwriting on the wall is so obvious and glaring yet u are allowing ur heart to play a fast one on u, boss u Berra dump her sorry ass, I don't wanna see u "talking to urself and drinking urself to stupor" in three years frm now.

Gwan2:
LETTER TO GREAT INNOVATORS

Dear Mark Zukerberg, Steve jobs, Bill Gates, Edison, Faraday.....can you see why Africa is still in the medieval age despite how you have tried with all sort of inventions to make the world a global village and be on the same path of evolution.
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This morning when so many young brains had rested and anxiously waiting for an intellectual discourse to pounce on, process and give back some ideas to help the human race.....what we are served here in Nigeria with is how Don Jassy replied a follower on his IG page wit an Amen..thanks response.
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Please forgive our slow pace in the catch up game ....we might get it right in 2220

boss our youths have lost it ooo, Nigeria is swiftly drifting away from an intellectually oriented lifestyle towards a financially oriented toxic culture.

It is better to live a modest life than to parade urself In an aura of fakeness and substandard persona, the landlord even cool, if na me I go call soldiers make them fling him sorry ass outta my house, no time for rubbish.. Mtcheew.