₦airaland Forum

I don't believe this shit.

Quelme:
3. A Thai woman accidentally slipped
on mud, grabbed a live wire and was
electrocuted to death. The same day,
her sister was showing her neighbors
how it happened, slipped in the mud,
grabbed the same live wire and was
also electrocuted death.

In April 1991, in a rural area located 60
miles north of Bangkok, 57-year-old
Yooket Paen was walking in the farmyard
when the accident happened. Her 52-year-
old sister, Yooket Pan, was showing her
neighbors later in the day, how the
accident happened, and she herself
underwent the same set of events which
led to her death the same way.

there's a spiritual undertone to this... It ain't ordinary.

Pls what is the name of this movie?

babestella:
The thing tire me, this is one reason why I try not to come to NL, lots of demented young folks who have lost their bearing, hope and vigor, all they do is look for a young man that has high dreams, next they try to pull him down. It is sad, and going by this, the youths may never take leadership positions in our political landscape.

dats why they will continue to suffer like dogs... Sometimes I come to read comments just to relax My nerve, u sound like a learned man, why not pm me.. Thanks.

A young man is vying for a political position and some demented nairalanders are saying all soughts of things dat disapprove of his intentions... Nigerians will complain of old folks governing them.. But can't give massive support for a younger and vibrant aspiring leader... God does not make mistakes he placed buhari at the helm of affairs on purpose... Becos honestly most nigerians deserve the poverty and hardship that is ravaging them ryt now.... In closing... We Nigerians are complicated creatures!!

pansophist:
Women and the double standard SMH

Women loves direct approaches IF they find the guy hot, good looking and possibly of a high social status. The notion that women are repelled by such approach is simply not true.

Yes women loves sex. Yes women love to be banged till they eyeballs falls out. Yes women are dirty minded, if not even more than guys. The determining criteria that will makes her come out openly, devoid of pretense and display their animalistic predisposition is to be the guy they wish they had.

If you do not care about your physical appearance and even ignorant about symmetry, human attractions and flirting codes, you will live your whole live with the thought that women don't like sex as much as we do.

Hit the gym, reduce your body fat, whiten your teeth and speak well. If you've achieved this, then you'll realize that women are as slutty as you thought they are. Just as men are as well.

oga na irrua girls u go fit catch like that.

See them hypocrites and hoes everywhere.

Hotshawarma:
Fine boy and fine girl =fine ducks

cos of u, I laugh burn food for gas.

A "state of emergency" should be declared in Nigeria.

Heromaniaa:
I am often unhappy. I try, but I can't help it.

wats the cause of ur sadness?? Happiness fall on u.. Life is short... Pls endeavor to be happy.

The young idiot looks dirty.

So how will they make babies Dis is disgusting!!!!!!!! So how will they make babies Dis is disgusting!!!!!!!!

obaival:
A F O N J O

u must be really mad, must u bring tribalism into everything

If I was the governor of that state, I will ensure that a full enquiry is launched in connection to the deceased, thereafter ban all soughts of customary related activities... Such a pitiful sight.. Rip.

It's simple, if ur boss is a guy, suck his dick and dry up the sperm in his scrotum Dat way his brain will calm down a bit, if she is a woman, just give her head at least twice a day and watch urself get promoted speedily... Repeat the routine like trice a week!!!!

Wait ooo I yam not understanding, ist it was lekki, then Abuja. Now this!!!!! Lemme goan call Noah, he has alot of arks.

Evaberry:
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we all know omotola is a prostitute and because she feeds her husband and take care of her kids, some foolish Nigerians are okay with it.

Omotola has graduated from an olosho to a sugar mummy... she's crying out her sex life with her husband is so bad and she needs a young d.ick . it's is only an irresponsible slut that dresses like this and kisses all men in the name of acting

I heard the man is a pilot, at least he should be rich..

bennywise30:
Is possible ,those that are always happy , good heart ,free from hatred and always at peace last longer in life and if she's not the type that falls sick, my late aunty didn't fall sick from childhood till 70yrs, at 70yrs she fell sick and that sickness killed her

something must kill a man, I wanna live up to 95 and still be active in za oza room.

Zenith bank is the best..

CROWNWEALTH019:
Thank God I be Agenebode... And not from Benin

na the same thing baba.

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lalabrother:
my dear there are a lot of us who are single men here on Nairaland but the problem is that ladies of these days want an already made man...

Ladies forget that most of these already made men have wife's who has been with them when they were poor(nothing)...

So instead of choosing a dude that they will grow and build a home together in love, they keep chasing after already made men.

Me I've looked for serious lover here on Nairaland and am beginning to be tired of searching... I've dropped this my contact number 08034830121 for anyone interested to contact me but am tired of waiting for that lady that would be courageous to say "hi"...

See ehn... Lemme rest jare

boss u won't find home builders in Nigeria, cos they want to be gold diggers, although there are few good ones out there.. In the continuum of ur romantic quest, pls don't go to a church for a wife... Most of them use self righteousness and religion as a smoke screen....

Spent it on hoes and alcohol.

Even if they hire beowolf, Rambo, hercules or Aladdin.. A corrupt nation is a corrupt nation... Genuine and selfless restructuring is the answer to this multi headed hydra.. End of story.

Honestly techno products are still the best abeg...

Success does not come by being decent, sometimes God chooses to bless stupid peeps.. Yet again... God is unquestionable.

What the woman needs ryt now is lots of good fvvk... Her brain needs to restore back to factory settings.. I repeat she needs a moderately big and functional dick with lots of speed and accuracy...... Afterall she is just an "old lady"

harmonydoris:
use it for what Has d dick suddenly become cane

the dick is the language of an average nigerian lady.. Closely followed by money.. It's the feminine universal lingua franca..

Dats a minor issue... One of the reasons why the dick was created.. Alakurin use ur dick... I repeat use ur dick!!!!!

BigBrother9ja:
Garri Fufu Ewedu Akpu and the likes

guy u nor use laugh kill me.. Fufu!!!!

My friend pls u Berra leave dis fvvked up Country, there's nothing in naija... I repeat run!!!!!!! May the prayers of our father's never be in vain.

Lisaflex:
Sometimes

it's a Sunday afternoon, u shd be happy.... Or I could make u lunch.