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*entazzz* Drunk.
@@@ Cocoa fall
@@@ Angle swit
nah d 2 uf nna bi di aghadi-nwanyi wey dey hia since, in d midst of able Don's (aghadi-nwokem) wey dey diz rum... Nna tak tym ooo. +rolls eye+ n
#staggerz owt

y una blood dey hawt abt whu go 1st start page Shey nah olympics abi una go add am 2 CV

Angelswt: quarter how

u'l find owt xoon enuf. Dnt wna ruin ur mood wif tat.

Angelswt: lol, as d name implies we av 2 communicate with d pple

2badt, say nah uniben boys quatr una go dey.

Angelswt: ;Dwow dats wierd

cal it weird, buh tz btr thn bubemi's monki tail. Me own special recipe, u gna lurve it.

Eghosa graviti: Where are my Trailer and Tanker Drivers. Make una come drive we wey get 50 and above go Uniben o.

dat guy nah Dangote in disguse 0o

Angelswt: watz 4 areakfast dis mrning

crocodile pepper soup n garri

checkn in

a new thread wil b created whn diz gtz 2 100. We'l al b re-directed der... Datz Adunni's work nah

Billyonaire: This is where sting operation comes in handy.

And otedola's expertise z nt far fetched, as an eye opener 2 cases lyk diz.

Metaphycist: On ma way from BENUE takin yams to YOBE hope my trailer tires will nt get flat cuz these YAMS are very heavy.Cuz Immediately I drop those yams,I'm bringin cows to BENIN 4 Uniben matrik celeberatn.@@@ Akhigbode1 Are u a trailer driver,YES or NO?

nah al of d above.

ifizi: Guy am nt kidin, if u dnt knw it pls 4get it

Haha! Nah fyt

[quote author=onyeso.david]please be specific with ur explanation.is there any chance of getting that course.watz the cut off mark for law.[/quote]if 62 is ur aggreg8 as claimed, u rily nid 2 count urslf in n stop bothern' urslf abt d cutoff cuz no 1 knwz d accur8 fig ere. We b aspirnt lyk u.

Metaphycist: Okkaayy! Ur chances of getin admission is 62 over hundred.

wer u able 2 cmplete d task ealir or u wnt bk 4 it?

onpoint man, gtn prepp'd imma c u in an hr or 2 bt i'll cal u whn m on ma wae.

Yinkaart: Dis is so unbearabl. Haba! Evry mornin am in NL jst hopin i'l c 'admisn list is out' lai lai if i c dat 1, jst guys insultin eachoda, sum tryin thr best 2 kip tins livly, sum jst desprate 2 sik atention... Evryday evryday.... D admisn list na em sure pass, thn evry oda tin go make sense

Guy shattaap! U 2 serious sef. Shey ere nah admissn office ni Xpect nyfin ere xcept admissn list.

mrnin' y'al.
Wundrn' if ny1 saw d cover of d note buk dat wz posted on d frnt page
Walahi e crazy gan ni.
Salute et metaphycist

hmm! hw tym fly's, nvr tot starin' @ diz wud bring joy 2 ma hrt.

JUST SAY AMEN
MTN came to Nigeria at a time
when nobody wanted to invest in
Nigeria, at a time when Nigerians
did not have phones.
Even Zenith Bank refused to loan
MTN cash to operate, UBA rejected
MTN’s offer but today see the
difference.
At least we all know the story of
the only civilian unelected
President in Nigeria - Goodluck
Jonathan.
We know how the people said
hewas not going to be President;
they even made him acting-
Presiden t. Whether he's active or
not, today the rest is history.
What about Cowbell?
When they came to Nigeria, they
made milk in a sachet.
Peak was laughing at them -
theysaid Cowbell was milk for the
poor - but they were right!
3-million poor people could afford
N10 a day for a sachet of milk.
Oya, do the maths - 3 million
people buying milk at N10.00-
that was N30million every single
day.
In a month they grossed
N900million (almost N1billion).
Even Peak had to make sachet
milk in order to survive in the
market.
So what have people told you?
What have they said you cannot
do, or you do not qualify for, or
you do not have experience for?
They told Cowbell, they told
Goodluck, they told MTN, but today
the story has changed.
We have a feeling dat something
is changing for you today!
OUR PRAYER
Notwithstanding what people
might have said, MAY UR LEVELS
CHANGE TODAY and they will
change their strategies just to
keep in step with you...

entazzz!

Metaphycist: 08096573268.2GO princeivbaze

goh it. Bell u by dawn

Metaphycist: Yes oh n I stay very close 2 Uniben in case dey say 1st 5000 pple 2 run in2 d skul wud be admitted I'll be among

guy! Xo u in benin... Abeg gimme u digitz. Imma cal u, gt so mch 2 ctch up on cuz m cmin arund on friday. m in benin 2.

pologiez axeptd. M srr 2. N plz dnt tak ny of me cmentz 2wrd ya offensive. Dtz jst whu i am...

LSDP/LAWMA/PSP truck girl

Odunnu, my mail hz bin hacked n cntrol'd by sm1 else. So m unable 2 read wat wz snt 2 me. Nychnce u cn pst it ere 4me 2c

hmm! #Shildrenz @it again jst lyk alwaiz.
Lipz seal'd, dnt wna gt banned again.
Jst stayn put n watchn' 4m afar...

Am bk, n diz tym wif an angry mood.
#Odunnu! Odunnu!!.. Ehn...

Bubemi: Make I no lie our post ume exam (management science) easy! Jus time no dey to finish, especially us wen write 4 uds

social science qstnz wsn't friendly @al, esp whn we wrote d exam dat wz suppos'd 2 cmmence @9am by pst 12pm in Basement (all wingz).

Bubemi: Berra go take Procold n cough syrup

Shaattap

Bubemi: Wats up gurl? Mind gistin wif us a little

*cough* TROUBLE *sneeze*

viccipedia: i can guarantee you help/ but na 50k d guy go collect.

*cough* SCAM *cough*

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hehe! Ms Odunnu don dey frequent ere wela oo... Abi she 2 b aspirant ni #justasking... I hope i dnt gt banned oo. Looool