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auxtinhell: Cut-Off Marks for Faculty of Engineering...
From a very reliable source!!!

Mechanical:---- 55 minimum
Civil:--------------- 52 minimum
Elect/Elect:----- 55 minimum
Computer:------52 minimum
Chemical:-------52 minimum
Petroleum:-----52 minimum
Production:---- 52 minimum

Anything less, you don't stand a chance, trust me!

Note:- this is all I've got now. I'll post more faculties when the word gets to me. If anybody makes jest of this or talks garbage about me, then ya'll be sure that you won't hear from me again. Goodluck and trust in God!!!

Rkm6: Breaking News:The Vice Chancellor Of UniBest Has Promised To Admit Everybody That Scored Above 50,But It Depends On Your Course Of Choice,The Lesser Competitive Courses Stand A Great Chance....Happy Matriculation Pals!

wer una dey get all diz info 4m naw mak me sef go copy ma own. E b lyk say nah ctrl+c n ctrl+v sure pazz nw!

Rkm6: Happy New Month Pals,I Scored 53 And Applied For Physiology In UniBest,Is There Hope For Me?

Ooo ni sense

wundr hw smpple reason @tymz. Seemz ny1 cn jst cme in ere n pour owt rubbish asif hia nah dump site.
Imagine d anxiousness, nervousness n d high voltage tension ranging in our fellow aspirants mind...
Al sum she-diotz seem 2 care abt z giv owt false info dt putz hopes on pplz mind witowt finkn it 2ce.
Con mak una tak tym ooo.

Rkm6: BREAKING NEWS:Uniben Have Reduced this Year's Cut Off Mark To 42!!!

u tink say nah common entrance we write dey w8 admsn lst, 2ndry xcul sef no fit set 45 as cut off 2 entr tlklez of unibest

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hehe! see qushon ooo

>christiankelly, erm! Shey u dey wrk 4 admissn office, abi na u dey cmpile list ni

Kslib: Guys let's reason together!!!!
Last year uniben released candidates scores first before the admission list,cos the e-portal site was having a problem.. Many people said uniben normally releases candidates scores together with their admissin status..
Now,this year uniben still repeated the same thing,by releasing scores before the admission status,but note: the site had no single problem this year and it is perfectly working.... So there must be a reason for their action...
Just drop what you think is the reason for this years delay.... Let me start..
IT MIGHT BE DUE TO THE POOR PERFORMANCE;AND UNIBEN ARE STILL DECIDING ON THE CUT-OFF MARK.(i am just saying what i think is happening oh,nobody should take it personal)

i dnt fink tz due 2 d poor per4mnce, n derz nufin 2 decide whn d cmptr cn itslf select those dt made it pst average n fix em' up.
I heard 4m a clse lctural dt d board wna giv room 4 lobbying. Bt dnt knw hw true it is.

Kslib: Guys let's reason together!!!!
Last year uniben released candidates scores first before the admission list,cos the e-portal site was having a problem.. Many people said uniben normally releases candidates scores together with their admissin status..
Now,this year uniben still repeated the same thing,by releasing scores before the admission status,but note: the site had no single problem this year and it is perfectly working.... So there must be a reason for their action...
Just drop what you think is the reason for this years delay.... Let me start..
IT MIGHT BE DUE TO THE POOR PERFORMANCE;AND UNIBEN ARE STILL DECIDING ON THE CUT-OFF MARK.(i am just saying what i think is happening oh,nobody should take it personal)

i dnt fink tz due 2 d poor per4mnce, n derz nufin 2 decide whn d cmptr cn itslf select those dt made it pst average n fix em' up.
I heard 4m a clse lctural dt d board wna giv room 4 lobbying. Bt dnt knw hw true it is.

benkings: .........vampire smh

*kmt* jor!

Bubemi: I don check tire! Now I can remember my username n password off head.

lmao! Diz gt me scratchn ma head, nw i cn c blood @d tip of me nailz.

nah wah oo! Persnal cnvrsatn 4 hia don mak pple 4gt dem dey w8 admissn list sef

mawnin 2u al

Chianya:
hey am in the same department and i my agre: 52 my 2go id is neze4you.

i guez we're locatn echothr gradually...
I scord 51, same dept, posci n pblc admin... Presntly in benin, wunt leave til i see ma name on d list 4 dat course cuz m pushn buttons aswel. Here'z ma cntct 08054274368.

kilode, shey viewin' centa la wa ni

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*laughn in balotelli* both ashleyz ruin england

fool

damn! Dt wz close

Ewo lo wa kan aiye ninu gbogbo ejo ti o wa n le yi?

Wan ja lorun o kan aiye jor!

*shout* #NEXT

wundr if smpple read d topic wel enuf 2 undrstnd wat thy're givn rpliez 2.
Wich part of she wz favourd cuz of d calibr of pple she wz warmin' dia bed dnt u pple undrstnd.
Truth mst of d grlz lie abt dia age, bt mst 'manOman' b brot in2 d so cal'd pagent aswel?

Yet smpple r celebr8n' corruptn' by supportn' her, knwin fully wel wat she hz dne.

She no merit am, bt dem use arrengi giv am. D rytful owner z gna claim her glory b4 her eyez. #Smh!
Hope say dem go colect d car wey dem giv am bk sha n d cash... Aghadi-nwanyi.

dragnet: model? . . .btw you should wipe n reinstall.

Thnx so mch 4 ur respnse!
Torch-9800
Plz hw do I go abt d wipe n reinstall thnx

> plz help @all.

I fink m in dip shyte. Was jst starin @ ma fone n finkn of how borin it lukz 2me lst nyt, then i decid'd 2 spice thngz up a lil bit wit an application. Started browsn' thru d bb app wrld & finally found a theme dat caught me eye n decid'd 2 dwnld. Nt lng aftr dwnldin, i discovr'd ma fone dzn't recgnize me nymre "no app z workn, it takz lngr tym 2 boot whn switchd on, cnt receive a cal cuz d green button refusd 2 wrk, i cn onli press dwn d menu key 2 disply runnin apps bt cnt close any... Ve switch'd off n on couple of tymz bt 2 no avail, i dnt knw wat else 2 do or wer 2 tak it to 4repair as m presntly nt in lagos. Plz i sincerely nid hlp on wat 2 do n wat my chances of putin it bk in order is. Thnx!

Ctrl+v

3 men were arrested by sm carnibal in a forest. 3 of
dem were yoruba,igbo & Hausa.

D king of carnibal
gav dem a test & promisd 2 release any1 who pass.

He told dem 2 get 10 different fruits each. As they
went.

D yoruba man came bk wit apple,d king ask hm
2 swallow d fruits & he wl b free,he couldnt,so he ws
killd.

D igbo man came bk wit berries,as he swallow
eight,he burstd 2 laugh & he ws killd.

D yoruba man
ask d igbo man in heaven why he culdnt make it,he
said "i wld hav,bt i burstd 2 laugh wen i sw d hausa
man comin wit water melons.

Road side party Waitress

Dat meanz th'y avn't watch'd olu-mantain nwaTi vid. Nah ogun go punish dem.

m quite sure der'z a motive behind this making d front page.

Oya! Wer dem dey, abi won tii ji ni...

JOINT Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB,
is on the long queue of organisations waiting for the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission,
EFCC, to help them do their work. JAMB wants
EFCC to assist it in stopping examination
malpractices.
Professor Dibu Ojerinde, JAMB’s Registrar, on a
visit to the agency sought its help. It is doubtful if
Professor Ojerinde remembers what the EFCC does.
If his visit was in search of solutions to examination
malpractices, the challenge could have
overwhelmed him to the point that he was seeking
solutions everywhere, excluding the police.
He is not the only one. Everyone invites EFCC to
solve all criminal puzzles. These requests do not
consider the mandate of EFCC, its limited resources
and more limited success in discharging its primary
mandate of fighting financial crimes.
The banks keep perfecting their under-hand
businesses. Government allocations are stolen with
the thieves confident they would face no harm.
Financial transactions are stymied in breaches,
some of which are mysteries to EFCC because of the
sophistication of criminals.
Where will EFCC have the time to add examination
malpractices to its brief?
How many operatives does the EFCC have to
dedicate some to JAMB, possibly posting them to
hundreds of examination centres nationwide? Did
Professor Ojerinde want to be seen to be “on top of
the problem” or was he interested in solutions?
EFCC is gradually becoming a reason for not
getting anything done. When organisations are not
ready to re-assess their internal processes to ensure
they support their work, they run to EFCC, aware
the agency has so much to do, that their case would
not get immediate attention.
Pension scams, electoral frauds, bribe-seeking
legislators, are among cases EFCC noses into with
engaging eagerness that whittles as its resources
dwindle or another major headline breaks. Where
will EFCC fit JAMB in its busy schedule?
JAMB is in the best position to commission security
experts, vast in examination organisation, to guide
its operations. Without the collaboration of JAMB
invigilators and its officials, malpractices would not
be possible. It does not need EFCC to do this.
Except for the current practice of organisations
announcing every intention, a JAMB visit to EFCC
to seek possible collaboration should not be a matter
for publicity as it gives opportunity to criminals to
be ahead of JAMB.
On its part, EFCC should have the modesty to admit
it cannot do everything. It appears consumed by its
over-promoted importance that it has no qualms
delving into cases including marital dispute as long
as anyone can hint at a possible link to a financial
transaction and there are headlines to make.
EFCC needs more focus in its rather daunting
operations.


http://vanguardngr.com/2012/05/jamb-invites-efcc/

Omo ghetto - rubbish, annoying story line †̥̥ useless characters wit 2 many colours

Jenifa - din't find it amusing @al

Omotara johnson - crap of all tym 2 me...