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Romance › Re: "Nigerian Lady Dumps Her Fiance After Helping Her Arrive America" by jidobaba(m): 3:59pm On Mar 29, 2017

This is what happens when you think you done 'took a broke nigga bitćh' forgetting that 'these hos ain't loyal'!
Mulla fellas.

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Romance › Re: "Nigerian Lady Dumps Her Fiance After Helping Her Arrive America" by jidobaba(m): 3:50pm On Mar 29, 2017

EgunMogaji:
It has to be the person that filed.

The girl didn't do it right.

What they do is get married quickly within days then promptly run into a wall, call 911 and claim domestic violence.

She'll then be qualified to remove conditions on her own due to domestic violence and then she'll be free to marry the other guy after an annulment.

This is a common immigration scam.

Too cold. I actually shivered.

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Romance › Re: "Nigerian Lady Dumps Her Fiance After Helping Her Arrive America" by jidobaba(m): 11:02am On Mar 29, 2017

greatgod2012:
You dey mind her?

And karma never forgives!

She will still come back to beg this guy to take her back, when the guy she went to go and meet turns her to a punching bag and uses blow with kicks to call her to order! By then, it would have been too late because this guy she taught she used and dumped would have gotten a better woman!

Unfortunately life doesn't work like this. She's just as likely to live the good life while guy that brought her over wastes away through depression.

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Family › Re: Nigerian Doctors Butchered My Wife... by jidobaba(m): 10:32am On Mar 29, 2017

KanwuliaExtra:
Drink water ke?
After a MAJOR OPERATION?
No DRIP?

These Nigerian doctors are MURDERERS I swear!

I doubt this, but still tacky as hell. Who allows a relation into the operating room while it's looking like a bloodbath?

Family › Re: Nigerian Doctors Butchered My Wife... by jidobaba(m): 10:30am On Mar 29, 2017

Mehn I think it's time I packed my bags... Ah don try abeg. Unmanaged hemorrhage and cutting open anyhow in a top tier hospital? These things happen but cmon! She was a patient of interest, they had her file. There had to have been contingencies for all this, wetin na. We know some of us that are commoners have no recourse but to enter General Hospital with 10% chance of making it out alive, but not MART na. What is this in 2017?!Nigeria!!

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Celebrities › Re: Clarion Chukwura Rocks Shorts, Goes On A Fishing Day Fun With David Boyd by jidobaba(m): 10:03am On Mar 29, 2017

LaRochelle:
Sometimes, I wonder how Nairaland was overtaken by bad belle people. You people (the bad belles) cannot be happy for someone. Was the man blind when he was marrying her? He knows what he saw in the woman, and decided to marry her. They are having a vacation that most couples only dream of (due to constraints of time, money or affection), and the only thing you can see is that the woman is older.

She has a grownup son, that is even older than some of you. How many people's mothers look this nice at her age? She is mommy la hotte.

PS: If you want to attack me, make sure you have a solid argument.

My own is that she clearly tried to get herself another Shina Peters, the resemblance is uncanny!
But there can only be one SSP, Sir Shina Peters!
Afonja for life, ijo shinaaa!!

By the way, Daddy Boyd looks so granddaddy-ey,

Family › Re: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by jidobaba(m): 7:07am On Mar 29, 2017

Ask yourself - will you take advice from young boys and girls? Or from grown men with years of experience with women.

Make no mistake @op, your fiancee told you because she wanted to pass the burden to you. Worked well so far. She's probably sleeping soundly while you obsess over this issue.
You have to understand that women in these parts are inherently selfish and until you get a life for yourself, they will continually dump rubbish on you.
Imagine if you were a busy guy, busy with work and living a good well rounded life, sure you will want to marry but it would just be another facet of your multicolored life. So this 'revelation' wouldn't be devastating - assuming you even got to this stage with such a manipulative woman in the first place.

This is the first of many 'secrets'. Brace up. Gon be a rollercoaster ride.

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Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by jidobaba(m): 10:31pm On Mar 25, 2017

lawrence7:
I have a note 3 stylus. Location is Ibadan.

I'm in Lagos but let's talk. Contact please.

Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by jidobaba(m): 5:16pm On Mar 25, 2017

jidobaba:
I need a functional S-pen/Stylus. Anyone?

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jidobaba(m): 8:43am On Mar 23, 2017

GrandMufti:
You should be grateful they are using their personal mobile phone to contact you. As their landlines are not functional, they have every right not to call you. After all they are just working for the government. The handling fee is official if your item exceeds a certain weight.

I always assumed that the call credit was provided by NIPOST.
Anyway that is not even the koko. The handling fee, if it's legit at what weight? I will find out today. We need to be clear and discourage 'riba'. Just like the $100 collection for first time Int'l travelers at MMIA. Na so e start. How can an item be shipped from across the globe free of charge, but when it gets to Nigeria you are made to fork out #500 naira. It's the principle of the thing. Not right.

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jidobaba(m): 8:04am On Mar 23, 2017

Holuwaxheun:
About Collection:
The package will be delivered to the nearest post office and you'll be notified by the post office (either by call or text, or they'll bring a slip to your house) that you have an item waiting for collection at the post office.
You might be charged a ₦500 "handling fee" upon collection of the item.
Happy buying!

#Copied

The Ikeja post office have started this bad habit of not calling or texting anymore when my parcels arrive.
Does anyone know if this "handling fee" is official or not? Because I intend to stop paying it immediately. Nonsense.

Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by jidobaba(m): 11:56pm On Mar 21, 2017

airsaylongcon:
I have the one for the note 1 phablet

Hmm I don't know if that will work though. I want to use it with a wacom digitizer and looks like Samsung started using wacom with their note 3.
Can you post the picture please?

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jidobaba(m): 11:51pm On Mar 21, 2017*

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 11:45pm On Mar 21, 2017*

jidobaba:
$50 agc, 360/$
physical card for quick sales. Right now. Whatsapp my signature please. Asap.

Sold

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jidobaba(m): 11:37pm On Mar 21, 2017*

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 11:29pm On Mar 21, 2017*

Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by jidobaba(m): 8:42am On Mar 20, 2017

I need a functional S-pen/Stylus. Anyone?

Family › Re: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by jidobaba(m): 2:01am On Mar 19, 2017

Ahijo1990:
LOL. Cold World.

@ OP,
First off, the guy messed up big time by concealing this from your sister. The marriage started off on a wobbling foundation. He should have had a real heart-heart talk with her about his challenges.

That said, your Sister's hubby is obviously suffering from acute erectile dysfunction. He needs to visit a Urologist. There are quite a handful of treatment options available for him including PEDs (vega, cialis, viagra etc), pens pump, penis ring, etc.

This is not enough to call off the marriage IMO. But if she's not willing to go through this with the guy, she can throw in the towel. Nobody deserves to suffer under the guise of "for better or worse"

Haha bro, the thing just trigger unpleasant memories jare.
And of course, the issue is clearly nothing a little cialis won't solve, like you correctly have noted.
Plus, please shave that bush, madam virgin wife. Please! Personally, I like it bare or just a thin line of hair. And it's not just the sight of all that hair, the sensation is distinctly off-putting. Bless.

Family › Re: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by jidobaba(m): 1:37am On Mar 19, 2017

Nigerian women and their fùckery. What a nightmare you lot are. Imagine the nerve. Labelling your husband 'an impotent man'. Callous and soulless woman.
@op, you had one job you liability. Look sexy and make a man want to make passionate love, instead you judge him while lying there like a dry log of wood. You expect a man to do ALL the work, materially and everywhere else? How can any man maintain an erection for this bile-ridden personality masquerading as a wife? HOW?!
I'm speaking from experience here with previous partners. Some ungrateful fùcks like this that make you regret ever stepping up to them, all they do is ask for money, and present cold pùssy on a slab like ghouls. Making no effort. Wasted experiences.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by jidobaba(m): 11:44am On Mar 17, 2017

@post,
Horatio And Pete. Yes, I'm quirky like that.

Crime › Re: Air Force Personnel Carefully Planned Murder Of Girlfriend by jidobaba(m): 3:35pm On Mar 15, 2017

opal4real:
Wasted life....Young promising girl and boy. The girl is dead and the guy will definitely be sentenced to death.

Sad love story.

But the babe na wah for her oh, just carry youth corper come sleep for her room when her bobo dey showcase her love to everyone.

The Bobo for just go find another lady youth corper and do TDB with too not taking it to the extreme, abi na the girl disvirgin("flower" it sounds feminine) the boy?

Probably. Or she may have been the more sexually experienced one. Either way, she had the higher sexual marketplace value in the relationship.
To be fair, I believe the AMC was 'bravely' going to turn the gun on himself, after dispatching with the corps member boyfriend, but alas the gun jammed. All these Army Regulation rifles sef. AK47 nor fit disappoint like that.

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Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 12:15am On Mar 06, 2017

$50 agc for quick @360/$
Need to settle a bill at the club right now I'm online whatsapp below in signature. Holla

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jidobaba(m): 12:12am On Mar 06, 2017

$50 agc for quick @360/$
Need to settle a bill at the club right now I'm online whatsapp below in signature. Holla

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 10:42pm On Mar 02, 2017

jacob05:
I need 350$ of Amazon gift card at 360/$

asids55:
I need 170$ worth of Amazon gift card

Got $50 for quick sales. Please contact my whatsapp below.

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 9:05am On Feb 07, 2017

Truetalk:
I pay cash for your ITunes, Amazon, Walmart Gift Cards. Max denomination accepted is $100 Min is $15 i can buy any amount you have even up to $5k, $10k , I pay instantly into your account no stories. Don't paste fake or loaded cards you'd be blocked...I only deal with legitimate sellers .

Terms of trade

- Please upload a good quality, clear picture of your Gift Card.
-For Amazon Gift Card upload clear picture of your Gift Card and CASH receipt .
For Walmart Gift Card upload clear picture of your Gift Card

NOTE: Please use cash to buy gift card.

- If you have e-codes takes time to be processed 30-60mins.

Ask first before sending anything

Card will be checked and if ok, cash is paid instantly

Discounts for regular customer and Bulk Sellers! We will treat you Like a VIP if you become loyal customer!

If you got a gift card and want to do business Whatsapp: 08054633887 for more information.

I remember this dude offered me 80 naira/usd for Amazon e-gift cards because 'ecodes are hard to sell, do you get'. 80 naira! After wasting my time 'contacting traders online'. I wonder how seriously anyone should take him. Caveat.

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Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 7:10pm On Dec 22, 2016

chiefsaif:
Contact me if you're ready to deal o8o33691468

Seen thank you.

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 6:01pm On Dec 22, 2016

HazzanTazzan:
The ones with the big gunz will respond soon...
I never start dorm transactions

We'll surely get there by His grace.
P.S. It's needed by a large church/charity org for humanitarian supplies. Everything above board.

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 5:51pm On Dec 22, 2016

jidobaba:
>$1m needed via bank transfer to Nigerian dorm account Asap. Legit funds only please. Tested and trusted exchangers. Kindly quote with the maximum bank you have plus best rates and I'll contact you.
DO NOT CONTACT ME DIRECTLY, I'm simply the middleman.

Cc Aleairhub, Hazzantazzan, usd2naira, onatisi, tooltip

Where are the big guns?Please no more than one middleman to the source. Give me your best rates please. ASAP.

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 5:39pm On Dec 22, 2016

>$1m needed via bank transfer to Nigerian dorm account Asap. Legit funds only please. Tested and trusted exchangers. Kindly quote with the maximum bank you have plus best rates and I'll contact you.
DO NOT CONTACT ME DIRECTLY, I'm simply the middleman.

Cc Aleairhub, Hazzantazzan, usd2naira, tooltip

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 9:31am On Dec 22, 2016

jidobaba:
Sharp sharp. My weekend starts today.
I will go first no problem.

Sold. Thank you @mariesio.
Some folks could do with lessons in courtesy from you.

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Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 8:12am On Dec 22, 2016

jidobaba:
Still available $80 btc at 460/$. Quick sales.

Sharp sharp. My weekend starts today.
I will go first no problem.

Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jidobaba(m): 11:21pm On Dec 21, 2016*

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