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splendidfav:
U rock babes

Yes she does.

Dear Mods,

I wonder why a thread like dis didnt make Front Page upon all the views and comments? Is it because its not about Tiwa Savage or Tonto Dike? There is God oo.... loool. This is a front page material, just check out the Views and Comments..... Abi Nairalanders wetin una think?

pazienza:
And you forgot the most striking quality she has.
No bleached up or toned skin, just natural ebony black skin.
She should keep it up. Queen, we like you the way you are, don't turn ''white'' on us.

lol abi oo.

RedCard1:
I agree. she's just too local. no matter the role, she oozes mgbekeism

Lmaoo Redcard you harsh oo. She's just acting a role as the script says. You haven't met her one on one. She's an actress and its make believe. Queen is Behind in real life if u meet her. She's just acting the character given to her.

yoji:
She sings too many kpangolo songs jor. Her music doesn't hv enuff class to bother tiwa.

Ok

Ada Mbano.

holatin:
who tell u ?

I know nah.

holatin:
There is a different between goat and cow now.
Yemi no move close to tiwa atall

U think so? Let's wait and see.

holatin:
na fact

lol but she's not dating M.I nah. Na mismatch be dat.

holatin:
she was like scarecrow then but now MI spermatozoa Ve enlarge her ukwu and melon

Holatin you harsh oo. Abeg leave my Waje alone she's beautiful biko.

In my last article titled HOW TIWA SAVAGE HELPED AND KILLED MOCHEDDAH'S MUSIC CAREER, i was talking about how Tiwa dethroned Mocheddah as the Nigeria 's Queen of Pop. Unfortunately, I lost the article when Nairaland was hacked. So many things caused it especially Mocheddah leaving the industry for more than two years, and when she came back her throne was occupied and she had to start from the scratch.

Fast forward to 2014, Yemi Alade is planning another Coup d'etat on Tiwa Savage. Johnny is a smash hit song released by a Nigerian female artiste in a long while. The song is number one on so many radio stations in Nigeria and across 15 African countries. Yemi Alade has virtually risen from relative obscurity to Super Stardom. She's definitely kinging the females in the industry right now with many hits JOHNNY, TANGERINE, KISSING. On her recent trip to Tanzania, she shut down a Stadium Music Concert where she was the headline act.

Before it used to be only Tiwa Savage when it comes to the females, but now the game is changing.

Waje confessed this on instagram today

Talented vocalist and singer, Waje in the
spirit of the season, took to her
instagram to thank God for her life.
While encouraging fans, the beautiful
mother revealed how God has kept her
going even after she was somewhat
depress at the end of 2013. She further
revealed how she almost gave up on her
career.
The sexy singer wrote, ‘ Good morning
sweets. I’m grateful for so much. At the
end of 2013 I was in a very dark place,
toxic relationship, wanted to quit music
and was worried about my weight, health
issues and actually believed everyone
around me was balling except me lol, but
this year. I grew a very thick skin, so
things that will usually hurt are now
refreshment when my friends and I are
gisting lol (bad belle is allowed), my
daughter graduated, moved into a bigger
house with everything I want in it, I
invested more in business and God gave
me more, can afford to take care of my
parents, I no longer give excuses for my
failures, I just get up and ask the Holy
Spirit to help, discernment is my best
friend and even when it’s far from me I
retrace my steps. I’m more mature, not
quick to anger like I was in the past and
my year is ending in the most beautiful
way. My whole family is here with me.
There’s so much to be thankful for. 2015
will be a better year, I know this cos I
know my father, he loves me enough to
ensure that my testimonies never end.
What’s your testimony? Let’s rejoice with
u #merrychristmas #spreadlove
#leavehate.’

Ray Signature is a top Ugandan RnB /Pop artiste. TOBALABULA is one of his hits. Its a sweet Mid tempo Zouk song, sooooo melodious and sweet!!! With dat sweeeet signature sound of songs from East Africa.
Watch the video here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOc0_PWJzoE&fulldescription=1&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google

Watch the beautiful catchy video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giMptUd33o4&fulldescription=1&hl=en&gl=NG&client=mv-google

Leila Kayondo is a sultry Ugandan songstress. She's talented and i love her voice. SWEETIE SWEETIE is a very catchy afro pop banger and its doing well in Uganda. I sooo loooove the song!!! And it has a beautiful video on YouTube with clean visuals. Download http://m.howwe.biz/1025/sweetie-sweetie/86/leila-kayondo.html

on the matter

wakacome:
Easy ooo,na so madness dey start...

lool

Kolade9:
Kyakyakyakyakya

looool

Amakulucky:
Funny at all

loool

Sweeet music!!!

Still on the matter

Elcemento:
Omo na wa ooo. Na dem find wife,na dem see wife. Women palava.
MY SIGNATURE, MY PROFILE, MY BUSINESS !!!

Azin ehh!! i no fit laugh ehh lmao!!

This Etcetera haff come again oo lool. Dis guy is looking for trouble oo. Another of his article. Read.


Hey Alfred’
‘Yes! Who be this?’
‘Ahan, you no get my number again? Na
Frank dey talk.’
‘Hey Franko my guy.’
‘Alfred nawa oo, I don call you taya. Wetin
happen wey you no gree pick my calls?’
‘Frank abeg no vex, I been dey inside one
shop for “The Palms.”
‘Shuoo, person wey dey inside shop no dey
pick calls again? Abi you dey with babe?
Talk true.’
‘Frank abeg free me. No be babe mata dey
do me now.’
‘Wetin happen Alfred? Why are you
sounding like this today?’
‘Frank mehn, my wife don start her madness
again. As I dey talk to you so, I wan leave her. I
don taya I swear.’
‘Take am easy Alfred. Na the same wahala all of
us wey marry celeb dey face. I even dey with
Femi and Gbenga for here. If you hear their
complaints, you sef go taya. Wait for us for “The
Palms.” We go reach there in 30 minutes time.’
‘Hey Alfredoski my guy!’
‘Femi how far? Hey Gbenga, where you buy this
nice shirt?’
‘O’boy na my wife buy am for me oo. How your
beautiful wife naa Alfred? Frank yarn us as we
dey come say una wahala don start again.’
‘Gbenga I swear, I don taya for that girl.’ ‘Mehn,
this sun na die. Abeg make we find somewhere
to chill and take some bottles.’
‘Oya Alfred, gist us wetin happen between you
and your wife this time around? But wait first
Alfred, before you talk about you and your wife
mata, are you not supposed to be at work at
this time of the day?’
‘Why are you sounding like this Frank? Haven’t I
told you that I don’t go to work whenever my
wife is having menstrual pains?’
‘So wetin you come dey do for “The Palms”?’
‘Bros, she sent me to buy her sanitary pads and
some chocolate.’
‘Shuoo your wife don turn you to houseboy finish
ooo. So you no go work today because your wife
wan eat chocolate and wear pad? Wonders shall
never end. Na so she send you the other day go
collect her purse wey she forget for another man
house for Ikoyi.’
‘Gbenga abeg leave Alfred alone make him gist
us wetin really happen between him and his wife
this morning. That is why we stopped over.’
‘Ok, guys I was enjoying my sleep jeje this early
morning, wey my wife come back from God
knows where and woke me up to go and bathe
her daughter. Before I say make I open my eyes,
she don sprinkle water for my face.’
‘WHAT!!! So wetin you come do am?’ ‘Nothing
na! Abi una want make I beat her? The water
wey she pour for my face no even vex me like
that. Na the insult wey follow the water make
me vex. Na small thing remain I for slap her I
swear.’
‘Mehn Alfred you messed up big time. If na my
wife, I for use slap shave her eyebrows.’
‘Frank abeg make I hear word. Ok, make I slap
her so that she go use me do publicity abi?
Make she tell the world say I be wife beater abi?
You know that our yeye press men won’t even
bother asking my side of the story before writing
their usual nonsense.’
‘Alfred, you and your wife mata na comedy I
swear.’
‘Femi, wetin make you dey laugh? Shebi you sef
dey plan to marry celeb? No worry, we dey wait.
Don’t forget you already told me the reason you
want to marry your celebrity girlfriend is because
you loved the way she acted in the movie called
“Jennifa. ” You told Frank just two days ago that
you are not very sure if her divorce went through
the legal process of annulment or if it was just a
case of her ex husband telling her to get out of
the house and never come back again. Better
find out the true reason for her divorce and if it
was legally done so you don’t go to jail for
bigamy.’
‘It’s ok Alfred.’
‘No Frank, let me finish what I am saying. After
all we are all going through the same mess
married to female celebs who have several
divorces under their belt.’ ‘From what we all
have seen of our celebrity wives and colleagues,
none of us can vouch for our wives. Most female
celebs are serial-cheaters and polyandrous.
Some of them have married so many times that
if they had a certificate for each divorce, the
walls of their living rooms would be covered with
frames like the office of the vice chancellor of
UNILAG. Gbenga, why are you so quiet? How’s
your wife?’
‘Frank, she’s fine jare.’
‘Is she back from Enugu? I taya oo. I wonder
how long they will take to shoot a movie. Hope
she calls sha?’
‘She called yesterday asking me to help her
wash the pants she soaked in the laundry room
two weeks ago before she travelled?’
‘My God, Gbenga please tell us you didn’t wash
them. Did you?’
‘Yes I did, but before I did, I told her it would be
the last time I’d ever wash her pants.’
‘Abegii, make we hear word. Who you dey lie for?
Mehn, we don suffer for our wives hands sha.
Frank, we heard your ex wife spent 24,000
dollars on a yacht trip in Dubai a couple of days
ago.’
‘Abeg make una let me hear word. She no fit
afford such extravagance. Maybe she don catch
another maga.’
‘Frank don’t tell us you are jealous. What makes
you so sure that she can’t afford it? Didn’t you
see my wife’s friend who just got divorced the
other day in her brand new G-wagon and they
say she has also bought a house for herself here
in lekki?’
‘Gbenga you be mumu if you believe say na her
money she take buy house and G-wagon. How
much she dey collect per movie and how many
movies she dey act?’
‘Abeg na dem sabi jare. Make I begin dey go. My
wife go soon call to ask whether I don pick her
daughter from school. I still get to cook for her
and her friends this evening.’
‘Guys, me sef don waka oo, I no dey for my wife
trouble. Femi, are you not going home? You wey
go soon become the latest Lekki husband. But
please make sure her previous marriage was
legally annulled by a court of competent
jurisdiction ok?’
‘You be our guy and we don’t want you to be
like Gbenga whose marriage is illegal.’
‘Frank, better keep quiet there.’
‘Guys we go see later. Hey Alfredoski, take am
easy with your wife oo.’

Olypeppy:
na u talk am

no mind am jare

sunnyshayne:
Brother, well done there.

You welcome

sunnyshayne:
She deserves it!
Her interpretation of roles is superb

datz very true.

jiggaz:
lol korrect.

lol