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Ksslib: Opener, punchlines, personals and wordplays Tie: flow, rhymes, mets/similes, closer |
Holy Moly! Verds Loading |
Coogar |
Darkrebel:U can vote for 12 hos |
I vote for Omolola1 Rozzay Temigracie Nabsorada Africanapple Maureensylvia Marthak Jennimma Vivly Rokiatu Annypie AngelAmina |
https://m./222304894501978?view=permalink&id=760905143975281&p=50&refid=18 And when asked he said great minds think alike |
LogoDWhiz:OK I go vote jeniblablabla Then maybe Martha And one other person or 3 as the case maybe Them too fine sef I confuse |
LogoDWhiz:How many people I fit vote for at once? |
I nor no who I go vote for Sef |
JigsawKillah: daveP:So here it is I nor no o |
in |
philtrum:errrm Oga na me n u dem pair o |
can I continue my old story there too? I was hoping to start a new one there once I'm thru with the current one |
Funniez:u get first class for stupidology! |
close-up for me |
"Hello Angela" Schemer said Angela got up abruptly from her position, looking left and right, trying to detect where the voice came from. "Stop trying to look for me" Schemer said "Who are you?" Angela asked "Schemer" "What? Is that a name?" That sent Schemer laughing, to the dismay of his listeners. "It is." "Why don't you show yourself?" "When the time comes" "What do you want?" "Your father in law and husband on their knees" "Just that?" Asked a bewildered Angela "So you kidnapped her just to make 2 men kneel down?" The Doctor interfered. "Mr Doctor, are you falling in love already? She's married, and your job there was to treat her, not the other way around. You've failed your test and my men are coming to take you out" The doctor kept quiet, he knew what Schemer meant. He's been part of the team, he only lied because he knew Schemer was listening and would act accordingly. "I promise Mr Samuel and John will thank you for letting me go, they'll compensate you handsomely." "John? He's been jumping from one girl to another prior to your kidnap, and even now, he's still doing same. So who's gonna reward me now?" "So what exactly do you want? John doesn't care, why would his dad?" "If none of them comes, we're going to torture you till you wish to die, but we won't kill you." "Please........" Angela couldn't find her voice no more. Then she heard a beep and knew the microphones have been deactivated. She needs to escape. Then it struck her mind, Schemer might not want the doc dead, he's therefore, her ticket to freedom, or so she thought. She sprang into action almost immediately. She picked up the knife, and walked up to the doctor. "What is she going to do?" Tega asked a rather clueless Schemer. "Watch" Schemer replied. Both of them watched on, with rapt attention. Angela safely placed the knife glued to her waistline and was going to lose the doc when she stopped in her tracks. Is it ok now? She thought within herself. Is it not best if I keep him till they come? She withdrew from the doc's side and walked away. She knew Schemer is watching, and she doesn't want to give away her plans, just yet. "She's going to use him to escape" Schemer said. "This scene, is going to be bloody James, mark my words" Tega said "I know, I'm just hoping death snatches none of them" Tega only nodded as a reply. Soon, a team of 5 hefty men stood in front of the door, to the room where Angela was held, awaiting orders. Schemer could see them from the control room. He looked at Angela one more time. Angela paced up and down the room, she perspired. She kept her gaze locked on the door, watching out for any sign of movement of the knob. She tightened her hold on the knife and waited. The door swung open, catching a surprised Angela off guard, she tried to reach the bed but it was too late, one of the men was there already. The other four advanced slowly towards her, why she kept moving backwards. The doctor was loosed and he gave a scornful look at Angela. He was helped outside, because he was limping. But before he left, he said the words. "I pray the boss calls on me to be your tormentor, that I'll gladly do." The words left his mouth and fell on Angela's face. It dawned on her that the doctor was using her head. While the men advanced, she moved back, until her back touched the cold wall, then she knew for her body to stay warm, she must fight the cold war in front of her. They were now a total of 5 people in the room, and the four men stood meters away from her. Her hands started shaking and her bosoms moved up and down, to signify her heavy heartbeat. The time is now! |
now we've got hope |
It seems that Nigeria have not heard the last of coach Stephen Keshi as he is set to return to his role in charge of the Super Eagles for next month’s pair of qualifiers against Congo and South Africa. On Thursday morning, media officer of the Super Eagles, Toyin Ibitoye tweeted that Keshi is set to return to his job. Keshi Returns as @NGSuperEagles Coach. — Toyin Ibitoye (@ToyinIbitoye) October 30, 2014 Goal findings revealed that Keshi has been asked to return to his post as part of reconciliatory moves in the Nigeria Football Federation as ordered by President Goodluck Jonathan. The President has also asked the faction of Chris Giwa to withdraw its case from court to ensure that Nigeria is not banned by Fifa. The NFF is yet to release any official statement. Keshi was relieved of his job on October 16, a day after the Super Eagles defeated Sudan 3-1 in Abuja, by the Amaju Pinnick-led board of the NFF who re- called former coach Shaibu Amodu in an interim capacity. The African champions had struggled to win just one in four qualifying matches and fans had begun to call for the coach’s sack. However, the Giwa-led faction had always maintained Keshi was still in charge despite the Big Boss having spoken about intentions to lead the Ghanaian national side, a fact that the GFA has now ruled out. The 52-year-old will now be in charge for the must-win pair of qualifiers next month. Nigeria are yet to announce their squad. The Super Eagles have four points and are behind South Africa (eight points), Congo (seven points) but ahead of Sudan (three points) in Group A. source: www.m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/5623411 |
Angela woke up screaming. She looked around her and for a moment she thought she was still dreaming. She was breathing heavily and sweat poured out of her sweat pores in torrents. She sat still for nearly three minutes pondering over the dream. She still can't figure out why they want her dead or who wants her dead. She turned and saw the doctor that had now become her hostage, trying to look at her direction. She stood up to check on him. She'd fallen asleep on the floor after tending to the wounds she inflicted on the doctor. She wanted him alive, not bleeding out. After the exercise, she was worn out and wanted to take a little rest, by lying on the floor, she had slept off. "A scary dream huh?" The Doc asked "Yea. So tell me what you know" "I'm a victim too" Angela touched the hankie which she had used bandage the Doc's leg, it had turned red but wasn't as soak as she would've thought. It means the bleeding has stopped. "How long have i been sleeping?" "3 hours, lowest" One by one, Angela checked on each bandaged part, and nodded. "They're healing real fast" doc said She only nodded in affirmation and began to withdraw. "Where did you learn nursing from?" He asked as she sat on the floor, with her back resting on the wall. "Never learnt it, the sight of blood do freaks me out" "You did too good for a first timer, it's my profession" "Movies" "Hmm....hmm" he grunted "What's your story? I mean how did you get here?" "Same way as you" "You were kidnapped?" "Yes" "Did you manage to see the guy's face?" "No, I found myself here. I spent three days in my cell, my wrist watch keeping me company. They gave me food and water all through. Then they told me if I want to leave here alive, then I must earn my freedom" "Earn your freedom?" "Yes, by treating you" "The pliers and the knife, who kept them there?" "I met them there. I requested it removed but to no avail" "The key, what is it for?" "That madam, I'm oblivious of" Angela stood up, she walked towards the door, she tried to pull the door knob, it didn't come off. Schemer sat in the control room, watching Angela. He was done watching the tape in which Angela had tied the doctor. He was surprised. She's responding to treatment faster than expected. There were hidden mics in the room so he was able to hear what they were saying, except they would whisper. The control room, was made of 12 different flat screened desktops all connected to one mother computer, standing ahead of the rest. Each of the desktop was showing a different part of the house. The room, contains only 2 chairs, and a large table, on which the mother computer stood, the others hanging on the wall. He missed his weed and was sucking it in every second. He thought about the day's events and laughed. Tega, the self acclaimed lawyer, walked in, a cup of coffee in hand. "I'm Einstein" Schemer said. "I won't comment on that" Tega said They both kept quiet for some seconds, then Schemer's picked up his phone. He dialed a number and activated the loud speaker, and dropped it on the table. "Good morning my friend" Schemer said as soon as he'd heard a sound at the other end. "James right? I've been expecting your call" "I know. Stop trying to track it, it'll lead you to another state Hahahahaha Mr Edogho, you should be thanking me for releasing your family" Edogho kept quiet. Schemer continued "I wonder who made you Inspector, you know nothing." "Are you done?" Edogho asked "No, I want to see you and John and Mr Samuel by 10am tomorrow. Gather your pathetic selves, I'll contact y'all" Schemer said and ended the call. He, Schemer, and Tega laughed heartily for almost half a minute before simultaneously keeping quiet. He attacked his keyboard and beckoned to Tega to keep quiet. He'd activated the speaker to Angela's room. Double E was with his wife when Schemer called. He tried to pet her and tried to convince her that everything was ok. After receiving Schemer's call, his countenance changed. He told his wife to leave town once it's 8pm, saying he Will send a friend, to take her to a certain junction then, she should go to her mom's after that. He insisted she tell no one soul, about her sudden journey, citing the importance of the secrecy. He hung around his house for an hour before putting a call through to his assistant, asking for a meeting with his boys. He slipped out |
Skimpledawg:na me b olodo Abi? lol no qualms LA |
edogho:bros your boy dey try him best biko I go update today I promise |
she's done her lot I wish her the best |
this bros done lose before he start sef |
pembisco:smh you dull sha considered and compared na the same? goat |
now I'm here read the whole gibberish and mister ymodulus, I wish you success ahead......on your next attempt |
all these amidst plans for the treaty signing? who's deceiving who here? |
simple truth! and they should stop deceiving the ignorant ones too |
Olammy76:EPL no get El clasico boy no go dey waste your time |
kr0ne:lol no dey reason am o |
WARIBLOOD:Bros, stick to barbing biko |
Limerick:Maybe you had my hands chopped/ maybe you didn't, maybe you're wack, another arrogant dog/ off the Phoenix crew, maybe you're badder, I thought/ than the blaq dîck you're riding, but even if, you ain't a rapper, shut up!/ I lost the art of rhyming, like ksslib when he started rapping/ but I'd still put blood on y'all gays lips with the slightest slapping/ Why should I diss you?/ you're barren bîtch, you never had no issue/ with me, thought kr0ne was your bf? Is it a diss because I was speaking the truth?/ look at your bars, if there's anyone who never knew the meaning of rhymes, it's you!/ Your verses are smart, but the message is dumb/ good thing I didn't engage the punk/ all I'm gonna do is take my gees and go enslave the dunk/ if he claims a son of his dad, i agree, yea, baby drunk/ |
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