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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 3:11pm On Sep 22, 2017
raumdeuter:


Assuming we go by yours and remove them so what difference will it make. CIty still has more new players than Man Utd

I'm not arguing about that but your excuse of settlement is trash.

You can equally say that Leicester's squad is better than City's because theirs is more 'settled'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:54pm On Sep 22, 2017
raumdeuter:


At least a season


Going by that, Stones and Sane should be removed from your list because they're already settled.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:49pm On Sep 22, 2017
raumdeuter:


E.g vs Liverpool 2 weeks ago

Eduardo Danilo Mendy Walker and Stones. How many is that? If we remove Danilo due to rotation thats still 4 of the back 5

Any further question

So how long does it take a player to settle? 2 seasons?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 3:45pm On Sep 20, 2017
Remember Jigs? No? Nigga start reminiscing
I made niggas watch my story with no television
I made niggas view the art with no exhibition
Singlehandedly wrote rap's flow redefinition
The only perfect rhymer, I keep the flowing seamless
Ain't seen another writer piqued so many homies interest
Ain't seen another rapper who keeps the flow indifferent
Ain't seen another gangsta. . . so many police detest
Blow your mind with the rhymes, or let the mets do it
Clips made for grownups only, it's a sex movie
I got pills for all of y'all, it's a meth movement
You ain't treated something so sick, you fresh med student
Niggas think it's weakness, when I feel sympathetic
I hope these niggas get it, that I'm a beast, I'm reckless
You can get lit anywhere, just don't get cigarette-y
Have my niggas show up where you sleep and beat ya senseless
Place the scope on your forehead, one squeeze ya senseless
Your brains placed in between slices, like pizza express
When you're faced with the barrel, call that nigga god
'Cause your life's in his hands, and really he can end it
Niggas too slow to learn, it's up to me to lecture
With guns I gripped attention, and dudes talked to me with tension
I lost a G to damned cops, I'm busting clips for send-off
Guess who's following in my footsteps? Sons who dream adventure!
I'm god, I mean to wreck em. . . It's odd; my retrogression
Villain to hero to villain? I'm lost in introspection
My thoughts are misdirected, my flaws are disrespected
Dancing with shots and ending up sprawled in disco sections




Jigs

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Poems For Review / Re: My Collection Of Poems by JigsawKillah(m): 1:38pm On Sep 20, 2017
Your number one poem is so so good! How did I miss it?
Poems For Review / Re: My Collection Of Poems by JigsawKillah(m): 1:38pm On Sep 20, 2017
Are you both marioking and omooba, Oloniyan?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 5:56pm On Sep 15, 2017
LogoDWhiz:


My brother, I just went lowkey o...

havent been able to reignite the fire ever since..

How things for ur end na?

Everything's is okay. So where are you now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 5:54pm On Sep 15, 2017
diggz:


I said if I had my way..

I don't trust fab defensively while babayoko is a suspect with his passes, I am sincerely not sure how either of them will cope if they should start the match.

Lol
Bakayoko and Kante doing all the defending and Fabregas doing the attacking while Kante is attacking. It all depends on the mentality you'd want your players to play with. Think about it. . . You're playing Arsenal and you're in Stamford Bridge. You wanna start Luiz in the middle?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 5:51pm On Sep 15, 2017
Skimpledawg:

Bros remind me the last time a supposed defender scored a screamer from the same position. Dude isn't lucky, he is good. Aside his goal, his movements in and off the ball gets a pass mark from me. Unku Moses should be contented with carling cup games abeg

Lol
Moses might just shock you with his next performance.



Been long I sight you around sports thread tho. Hope you good man?

I'm good, thanks. And ya?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 5:04pm On Sep 15, 2017
Skimpledawg:


Niqqa sees the goal post from his defensive line.. cool

That fluke goal?
But I pray he keeps scoring those fluke goals everyday!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 5:01pm On Sep 15, 2017
Skimpledawg:

This Warri man, where you dey since?

Lol
I dey observe una from the sidelines na. . . Dancing upandan in my Conte state of mind. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 4:52pm On Sep 15, 2017
diggz:


I will rather we sacrifice fab for willian in this match....we need to be solid in the middle of the park.fab won't offer much defensively.

If I had may way,I will be starting the following players;
Azpi - Chris - rudiger
Moses - kante - luiz - alonzo
Will - morata - pedro

Hazard,fab,baba, Zappa can come in from the bench.

There's no way Conte would play Luiz in the middle unless we'd run out of midfielders.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 4:50pm On Sep 15, 2017
LogoDWhiz:


Boss!

I hail o cheesy

You just disappeared after 2015. LOL
Na so you dey do?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 4:00pm On Sep 15, 2017
Bimffo:


Dave - Luiz - Rudiger

About Zappacosta, I think with what he played on Tuesday, he is a big threat to Moses because he brings to the table what Moses doesn't have. He plays like a real Wingback.

He understands the wing back game.. And if we want to revert back to a back 4, He is good at it too. Moses can't really play a back 4.

Moses Position is really under threat.

I don't know what to say about the midfield.

But if Hazard won't start, Fab should start because of his creativity, but we know Conte might have other things in mind.

The attack should be; Pedro - Morata - Hazard.

But with Conte's interview today, Willy will start in place of Hazard.


I want to try a Formation of 3-5-2: Fab, Kante and Bakayo in the middle of the park, then Morata and Hazard strikes. cool

I understand your Rudiger preference. We all also agree that Zappacosta played against a team from Azerbaijan making their UCL debut. . . Frigging Azerbaijan! He's good going forward but against real wingers, I'd like to give him time.

I played Hazard upfront during my FM days, and his output was mouthwatering! I'd say play him!

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Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by JigsawKillah(m): 3:52pm On Sep 15, 2017
Kormforth:
I wish to join as a student

Sorry Miss. You still wish this?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 3:40pm On Sep 15, 2017
LOL
I wanna battle


Ibime
Mind giving me that one battle?

Any known oldhead can still accept. . . I have bags for all of y'all!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 3:35pm On Sep 15, 2017
Bimffo:
Selection problems this weekend.

Moses or Zappacosta.

Rudiger or Cahill.

Bakayoko or Fabregas.

Who is Conte going to select this weekend against Arsenal.

Any opinion is accepted.


I'd prefer my backline to look this:

Dave - Luiz - Christensen.

Then. . .
Moses - Kante - Fabregas - Alonso
Pedro - Morata - Hazard

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Poems For Review / Re: Traveler by JigsawKillah(m): 1:55pm On Sep 15, 2017
Purples25 cool cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:48pm On Sep 15, 2017
Logodwhiz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 3:30pm On Aug 11, 2017
Is it that these sexuality people can't differentiate between the sports section and the sexuality section? Ayam not understanding.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by JigsawKillah(m): 3:09pm On Aug 11, 2017
raumdeuter:


What excuse is that? when the coefficient had a meaning Germany was schooling England. Now no incentive again

I know what your play is right now. You know there's no way German teams would do better overall than English teams in Europe this season and you're making your excuse ahead of the obvious.

No incentive my foot!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by JigsawKillah(m): 3:01pm On Aug 11, 2017
raumdeuter:
Dembele drama and Naby Keita drama

I expect a poor season from German clubs in Europe this year, With UEFA making the top 4 leagues to have 4 automatic representatives, the desire to fight for coefficients is no longer there

Also as 2 of the CL representatives are getting unsettled with their key players linked abroad

and the usual Schalke, Leverkusen and to a large extent Mochengladbach failed to make Europe.

I expect a poor season for German clubs


I like this excuse. Dayo no dey ever disappoint.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:51pm On Aug 11, 2017
JigsawKillah:
How many likes for a tourney?

That's what I thought.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 2:51pm On Aug 11, 2017
rucee59:
Yo!
I was gone for a minute but am back, wack rappers snap
While I ransank this pack like the king of the pack niggas nap
Thought I was gone but I returned with a different kind of style
Mad lines like rhymes from a crazy man, punchlines at the right time

La patrona, I patrol and lock these niggas behind my Barz
Recite my verse one at a time each line tells a story like NAS'
Am a turn ya with lines so fabulous, jabs from each line I drop

Seconds from now I'll probably be the illest rapper at the top
I lock rhymes faster than a mothersucker padlocking words that rhyme in boxes
Too hot can't touch this, I ball like testis mothersucker try and test this
I school niggas and each lesson has to be lessend so they can catch up in person
Rookie rapping rudely while riding each and everyone ruling without mercy

Am new and upcoming, my name is raph

Raph, who are you?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 2:49pm On Aug 11, 2017
skillmatic:
I'll set it off

I'm hungry as Bleep, I'm hungry it's crunch time, type to vomit on ur pink shirt to get ahead on the lunch line,
with clutched mics he commits assault crimes, the rap cannibal, slash ur weak heart from ur left n right ventricle,
and sip blood through ur bone marrow to quench my thirst, was straight as an arrow, on the straight and narrow,
now you find us in the finest apparrel with more raps than a pharoah, i'm much more than a rebel,
riding on his high horse much smaller than a pebble, fell through so many levels that i spar with the devil,
with his last breath he swung a left as he fell to the deck, but i ducked to the right and cheated death,
climbed the stairs, with my middle finger I pulled the lever, lightning struck like thor,
my frame transported to the reapers beastly chambers, one step above hell, we arm wrestled for his shovel, built to kill,
igniting my l's with the fumes from his grill, with his face much closer, what I envisioned was different from what u see in the papers,
now, from coast to coast I be shooting game, bucking through the holster, bashing niggas who dont be ducking like daffy,
peep the graphic, even larva from volcanoes, couldnt ash this, as ama be, type similar to a higher breed,
propelling bars of fire hotter than a dragon's lair be

Who are you?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:25pm On Aug 08, 2017
How many likes for a tourney?

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Poems For Review / I Know, You Know by JigsawKillah(m): 8:56am On Aug 07, 2017
I Know, You Know




Love
Is
A beauty thing

All my life
I've been
An ugly being

Treating
Ladies
With scorn

A habit
That changed with
My son

I'm starting anew
Not for his mother

I'm starting for you
I adore you like no other

We could defy odds
To
Redefine love

Beneath this hard top
Is
Is this guy's soft

I'm aging please
Weak
Save me please

You're a goddess
After you
I'm an atheist

You could be what
You are
My muse

I love winning but
For you
I'll lose

I'll compromise
Reject
The booze

I'll close my eyes
And repent
For you

Let people
Gossip
What ages is

You were too
Charming
And made me this?

Told my siblings
If I lust
Take me to church

I see you
Now I must
Take you to church

I know, you know
This one is
Genuine

I'll love myself
My fam
Then you

I know, you know
This
Is for you

We don't talk
At all
True

I know you know
I'm proud

I hate to ask
And get turned down

I know you know
I don't
Deserve you

But I'll write anyways
I can't stop
When I decide to





Jigs

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Poems For Review / Before I Self Destruct (Gangsta's Delight) by JigsawKillah(m): 1:42pm On Jul 27, 2017
20K on pills, I am flexing
Hopefully I'd wake up with direction
These seeds in my mouth, I feel no tension
An easy way to go, thank you, don't mention
A letter to my mother, she been guessing
I told her it's no goodbye, I'm just messing
I just did my best on my dressing
It pays to look nice, I've learnt my lesson
Maybe I'd tell Tee how I'm feeling
Hoping she won't find that I'm a villain
My smoking have blackened up my ceiling
With nameless girls I have took to chilling
I'm just being nice on this cold night
Looking for one friend I'd hold tight
My bad habits done chased them all away
I'd go soon, but I'm not going today

A gangsta's delight first
Before I self destruct

I just made some money from my betting
I called up one of my ex and we're sexting
Told her I'd give her the whole money
If she'd come and we'd had sex till the morning
When we dated, she told me no touching
Now I'm talking money, she saying she'd suck me
I pray she comes over, before I turned sober
Else, she'd go home with nothing
Money over everything, we lean on it
Screw staying holy, I'd sin for it
Gospel singers are funny, they sing for it
Church bells are no better, they ring for it
It's my last days, I drink to it
Going out dope has a nice ring to it
A gangster going out to make the world pay
They're thinking they've won, but not today

A gangsta's delight first
Before I self destruct

I went back to my street, to my area
This teen was aching for my Instruments
Her family is close enough to be mine
I won't betray family for one night
Her chest got nothing to write on at all
Her six is the size of two basketballs
She'd hold my hand and put it on her backside
And ask me: "it is soft, you want a ride?"
Oh, sweetheart, I've been dodging you for too long
It's my last days, I can't do wrong
Taking her to the river side seems right
To give her my wax, so she could make light
She became an aged woman while I'm balling
She stood bent and a rod kept her from falling
"Brother miguor!" She kept saying. Inside I say
I'll leave soon, but I'm not going today

A gangsta's delight first
Before I self destruct


My little boy held my hand, he wouldn't let go
Told his mom if he still crying she should let me know
My seed looking at me, his eyes questioning
Why is daddy avoiding my eyes? Don't mention it
Little boy, your daddy failed you
He's weak, he's trying to bail too
It's either that, suicide or jail too
Anyhow he ends, he has failed you
I hope you live a different youth
Maybe stay in a different hood
Maybe have a wealthy guardian
And study without bearing hunger
Grow far away from hood wrongs
Where gunshots sounds like songs
But I have to make these things right
I'd leave soon, but not until your future is bright



- Jigs

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 8:51pm On Jul 26, 2017
These villainous bars I script, leaves niggas dumbstruck
Chests pumped up, tecs bust up, a single nigga not touched
I plagued niggas dreams, hardcore, with small felonies
The objective is inspire fear or niggas tell on me
Niggas jump at my every call, with such alacrity
A laureate in the art if only rich niggas were backing me
Even though snitch niggas attacking me, my pen still smooth
Rare history, like a King saying he envy dukes
Le Prof, these bars passionate, rhyming is key
The kind that makes Da Vinci wish he was dining with me
What my bars paint is Mona Lisa, designed flawlessly
In my Dante state of mind in The Divine Comedy
Verses are like Dan Brown stories, intriguing as hell
Gets you glued to the piece, you ain't leaving your shell
I'm like Vince Flynn yo, you wishing to be Mitch Rapp
I lay my life in these verses, you're wishing to be this cat
Never one to lay off the bottle, or stay off the trouble
Every debt earned from having my back, I pay off in double
These bars can survive generations and would seldomly crack
Twenty lines for a start yo, welcome me back!


- Jigs

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Politics / Re: Return Nnamdi Kanu To Jail In 7 Days Igbos Tells Judge by JigsawKillah(m): 3:07pm On Jun 01, 2017
These dummkopfs thinks Nigerians are foolish. There's in-house struggle for leadership already and they're agitating for secession!

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Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:51pm On Jun 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Okay. I hope so. I rather join the National Conscious Party though. People make parties not the other way round. I don't look at what the people claim as manifesto but what they do and have done. Let's hope this one shines and I'm wrong.

Exactly. Let's hope this one turns out well.

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Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:44pm On Jun 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
No. In the coming week, the court is going to decide on PDP Chairmanship. Antagonists of Sheriff have threatened leaving the party. Then a party member tells us about a new party to be launched on Monday. Is this not enough for anybody to ask questions and show suspicion?

The man has already made his stance clear. He's no longer PDP.


You seem to be suggesting, even though you may not agree, that if some aggrieved PDP, APC and other power mongers formed this party then it's as good as dead and full of filth. Why is it difficult to see that possibility? You detest such or what is it exactly?

The same politicians have been rotating themselves and the result is our economy as it is. I detest those politicians, and I hope this party has none to do with them. And yes, if they birthed this, then it is full of filth. But for now, I am giving them the benefit of the doubt.

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