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LarrySun:
Okay, let's play. Let me know when you're online so that I can send link.

This includes other people too.

chess.com or lichess?

Rest on, King.

Trevor012:
Who can guess the player?

Pius Ikedia with South American roots!

Happy birthday, Popizaino!

You nor go bald before your time my brother

windvane:
Verandah from my room
The duplex I said is being built on a 16ft by 60ft

This is beautiful though. I thought it would be tight, but from your pictures, it isn't. And you acted as engineer as well! Na woman you be! Did you have any prior knowledge about erecting such structures?

windvane:
why did you say this?I built my 5 bed duplex on a 20ft by 60 ft and I have a neighbor currently building on 16ft by 60ft

Can we see a picture of what it looks like?

Gaddafih001:
Where are you based dear?

You want to kidnap her?

Last night, I opened a can of malt but due to the way I was feeling, I couldn't take more than 2 gulps before I left the remainder in the fridge. This morning, I opened it to see the malt like this.

I know there are too many unhealthy things in the Nigerian market. Perhaps this is now one of them? Or it could be a fake? I threw it out but I thought to ask from the respected professionals here.

You can check facts that the bishops are fake, but no facts for a man that has been accused of being an accountant for a drug cartel.

Mushroom bishops

Good job, Joewendell. However, it was too early to start quoting lines outside your verdict with the battle still on.

Opener: Ian
Rhymes: Ian
Mets: Ian
Punch: Ian
Puns: Water (Ian, what in heaven's name is beef eating price?)
Flow: Ian
Pers: Ian
Closer: Ian


Verdict: Ian

Women will destroy you.
Don't Ever Get Married! #DEGM
The minute you get married, it's already too late! Men have suffered a lot, and it's time to break out!

My exes, said they gave up too soon, tryna get me
Big äss, her thighs too thick, for these leggings
Her tîts are oversized for these dresses, she texting
Baby boy, I take you wherever, please let me
I let her do me dirty and lick me dry, while I'm resting
I dump my load on her side, ghetto trenches
I let her hold the benches, my personal Van de Beek
She rubs it on her skin every morning, organic cream
Bad boy, find me where they do the cash exchange
Drûgs for money, boys are bombing, cops abhorrent
Where spies go home needing a plastic face
I stay by the metal, trades with some cats are grave
Jigs without a Mac is crazed, I bring the axe and shave
You, save you from spending bucks at the barber's place
My OT ensures around me these cats behave
Or get disarmed, a metal on your neck, a cat's enslaved
I hate slavery, my heroes are anti slavers
Marcus, Malcolm, Fela, Ali, Wailers
Marley, Tosh, Martin, Patrice, Mandela
Gaddafi, Zik, MKO, Kwame, Wiwa
Tutu, you get too loosed, your fam lose you
I'm Zulu, Shaka boom boom, chakras through you
I mentioned men, but many men remained unmentioned
No omission, I'm OT packed, no tension
Peace!



© Jigs Lionheart

GIYAZZ:
Tally ho!!

Hmm the game changed, you old niggas with same game
We told niggas we gäng bäng, behind bars, it ain't jail
We flung out your tests but still we ain't fail
You is a teacher without a classroom, eh, you ain't safe
My boys are in the back seats, you want the class? Have it, bro
We spinning cöck tales and girls wanna mix, it's Bacardi though
The last one, what's her name again? Kamala Harris? No?
Oh. You can't relate. You still fücking with boys, what's the tally, hoe?
Everyone chasing money now. You still hung up on body count
You bag this, you bag that, your bags ain't bringing money out
Once, my bag was mixed with my sémen in your mommy's mouth
So I probably sired some of the things you talking 'bout
You could've been my son, I want a paternity test!
Late 90s, she had us bring out our P's, alphabetic jest
She made us put 'em in her O's, and she would work on 'em
Or emotionally blackmail us, with her anorexic-ness
You in your 20s now fighting the urge to be wild
You joined a frat, won't lie, it had hurt me a while
You carry a scowl because you feel you'll be cursed if you smile
You sag your pants hoping it gives your verses some style
You ain't grown, son, you still the patched up nigga
Zig zagged like your jeans, like someone life's passed on, nigga
You don't behead niggas, you give head, you wear tampon, nigga
You ran Dark out? Nah. We showed you the light so you could man up, nigga
I could go on and on, but kiddo, I'm way past that
I'm down for the new updates so we can make fast cash
Keep the gäy shit, we all know keys make past that
So sheath your blunt tools, you dumb fool, life ain't that hard.




Jigs

Show me a man who's given a woman a child that's not hers.

odizeey:
Mark this day.

Mark it down.

I won't say much. But mark it down.

Na this pattern our favorite pastors take dey give us prophecies!

The search for a winners' medal is tough!

Arsenal fans waiting for trophies!

airmark:
Semi final is not a final where i come from.

Editing posts at this age. Lol
Where do you want your L?
Lairmark
airLark
airmarL
This L too glaring.

popizaino:
I heard coutinho is available for 21m, pls the board should try their luck.

You berate Mount but want Coutinho. Lol

Ibime:
I can't forget these your old bars. . . LWKMD . . .


You like cursing people's moms, you're gettin' a round huh, nigga!
Your lies so hot, you get guys shot without guns, nigga
Your mom hawks kerosene, you denied her when she came around your niggas
I saw her wearing one leg of shoe. . . I said 'you lost your shoe?'. . . She said 'nah, just found one' nigga!

I done even forget this thing sef