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Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:39pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
TonyeBarcanista: Until the granddaddies starts porting. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:27pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
fourfourfour: Like Anelka and Drogba. So you think because Lukaku is homegrown, that alone guarantees him a starting berth? One of the striker is set to be unhappy, Conte barely plays two strikers upfront, and both Costa and Lukaku wants to play every darned minute when they're not injured or suspended. Since Costa isn't leaving, Lukaku should stay where he is.
You're of triple and even quadruple minds. Loan to Everton, the Toffees are going to Europe. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:08pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
fourfourfour: We don't need Lukaku as long as Costa is staying. Promote Tammy and keep Batsman. But then again, it's just my opinion. |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:01pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
muchkay: Okay. So how do you say no? By joining APC and PDP or by creating new political parties and rivaling the dual competition? |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:00pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality: So why are you beating on this one only? You think the other new parties aren't being formed by defectives? |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:50pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality: I share your concerns too as well as most, but you don't see me making hasty conclusions. With the rate you're going to discredit this, l won't be shocked if Barcanista actually stays with PDP and you have an heart attack. Relax and watch as their agenda unfold, is that too much to ask? |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:37pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality: Why not wait to find out his true intentions? Is it personal though? |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:28pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality: Are you for real? You expect this party to be ran by maiden politicians? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:24pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
fourfourfour: Are you proposing that we loan Tammy and get another striker? If yes, good strikers are costly. Name one of the strikers you have in mind. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:21pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:15pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
fourfourfour: Traore can go, provided there's a buy back clause. I'd prefer to keep Tammy. |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:13pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality: Yet, it is too early to conclude. You have no proof that it's being sponsored by one of the disgruntled member of PDP or APC. It is way too early to conclude. |
Poems For Review / Re: Pray For Me. by JigsawKillah(m): 12:55pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Prose poetry or whatever it is called. This is good, Llaykorn |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:53pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
TonyeBarcanista: Okay. We'd be watching things as they unfold. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:52pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality: Why are some Nigerians like this? Pfft! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:48pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
lordfalcao: Lacazette hasn't been scoring 30+ goal every season. Griffon: Yes, I agree. However, there may be others who'd tell you a striker like Tammy Abraham has done enough to earn a place as the team's third striker. And may even point towards Conte's reluctance to play 2 forwards consistently as a reason we won't see a new striker. |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:35pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
TonyeBarcanista: So who are the official sponsors, if I may ask? 3 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:34pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
lordfalcao: Lukaku is better than Lacazette. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:33pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Chelsea may not sign a striker after all. With Costa poised to stay, and Batsman impressing towards the end of the season, I think upfront is the only place we won't be seeing reinforcements. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:30pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
TonyeBarcanista: Okay. My hands are crossed, we'll see how this party pans out. |
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:18pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
TonyeBarcanista: Is there anything like age limit in their constitution? I won't be surprised when the same old politicians defect from their current parties and pitch their tents with the party of the moment, that is if they become the party of the moment. 5 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 5:47pm On May 17, 2017 |
obainojazz: Congrats, boy. Na to drop one of your wack freestyles for the matter head na |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 9:17am On May 17, 2017 |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:05pm On May 16, 2017 |
Sunday Night Robbery JIGS X FUNMIBI it's a sunday night, the rain was drizzling my girl cooked noodles, the dame was sizzling she wore bum shorts, the same ol' seasoning then I got a call, that the game was leaving me black jeans on, sand shoes on got my black shirt on, before the band moves on time was slow like a sad blues song the scene is scary, we've got bad dudes on I hit the meet up, they gave me a shottie with a dozen shells in case we gotta drop a body then we lit up blunts, and smoked in the lobby I oiled my tool, shooting is a hobby then we got dressed, heavy bags yet hung from my shoulder, and it's empty at then things went wrong when they said the address we've gotta hit a dome and somebody's home a family's home, kids and wifey, a father I careless for the man, try me, I'm harder but I get messed up when I see kids crying my fingers itchy, a little resistance and clips flying my heart skips a beat, I'm sweating, I'm nervous should've switched off my phone and dragged my girl to service I called my cuz Funmibi for some advise he dropping me told him my story, and I'm close to going insane on this Sunday night robbery . . . . . My day wasn't fun been thinking cos i mustn't run From the fact that I'm part Saint part demon Hell way is where I'm coming from Raised a baptist I'm good with the hymn books Same me the sharp shooter the expert with the big tools Knife game i ace that Stab stab stab below the belly button then twist before pulling the blade back Stuck between good and evil I could just shoot a cripple Maybe for his cash or maybe for a cripple i could just shoot a man with the cash Damn! I'm losing it wish my relatives could help It's not that simple but maybe some sedatives would help Reluctant to go get the bottle Looking at my gal sleeping she won't let a bro get the cuddle Is aiiii...minutes later phone rings who's calling?l Jigs!!! Yo cuz! Its late yo I can hear Police chatter all over the radio He said listen I'm in a tight corner I careless about dropping the pa but I'm not a wife gunner The kids crying They keep eyeing They so small a single punch gon leave they teeth flying Calm down cuz! Grab the pa to the inner room On some killer move But no molesting Leave him guessing what you gon do to his fam If he resists walk straight to where the fams at grab the last son If he screams! Good shit if he doesn't..drag on Check on the pa how high is the hearts racing If he begs good shit if he spits let em gatz blazing Fore you squeeze wait till he reconsider Does he care for a cigar If he does good shit if he doesn't call the fam to witness the close kill if he closes his eyes good shit if he doesn't don't squeeze hold still Let his son do the killing help him aim right Recoil the chamber point steady kneel so u both can have the same height If he begs good shit if he doesn't waste him But remember we need the cash and the cops are 10 blocks away and the sirens wailing Phone beeps Battery low be smart avoid..jailing . . . . what the heck! but that was all I was getting pocketed my phone, palms they been sweating mind made up, arms I'm caressing yo fellas. . . let's get this work! then we burst in, checked every purse everybody better keep still or shells will spurt we just gotta pick some shillings, then reverse anybody who can't keep still, the gent we murk paper, paper! told the pops lead the way heard my man tell a kid that he could pray hurry up mother eff - sirens be closer I pressed the gun to his back, mind might be colder the Fun effect, I'm fûcking deaf to kids whimpering you dumb reject! hurry up before the gun ejects whipped his back with the tool, he falls and wept felt like I woke up with Eva by my side, and we had morning sex move or it's your wife you'd be mourning next interesting how I'd make her die a boring death he kept mum and went, brought thousand bills from a cupboard so much money! I really wanna take it all! Heard tires squealing outside, police maybe Rapid shots, a dying scream cut short: my Homie's JB The whole crib shaking, kids crying loudly The whole situation, clips flying, shouting I've gotta get out, into the kitchen feels smartest Unbolted the back door and ran into darkness Shots from different guns kept ringing I turned back none was behind, I'd left singly They dumb niggas! These shotties can't stand rifles Would never had went if I'd known they were suicidal Screw that! Escape on my mind, I jet into the streets Ran with my eyes backward until I fell into a ditch Broke a few bones, lost my phone, my tools, what is wrong with me? What else could go wrong on this sunday night robbery 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Poems For Review / Re: In The City Where We Grew Up by JigsawKillah(m): 5:49pm On May 11, 2017 |
This is good, Llaykorn Can I borrow your topic? I feel something insane forming. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:19pm On May 08, 2017 |
I done miss Dayo and him baldy logics! Good to be back 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:17pm On May 08, 2017 |
They've beaten the keeper? One on one aren't chances too then? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:13pm On May 08, 2017 |
PattyCake: There's a reason you're being ignored. 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:08pm On May 08, 2017 |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:08pm On May 08, 2017 |
nastynic: I fear y'all won't turn up. |
Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by JigsawKillah(m): 2:07pm On May 08, 2017 |
stred: Yes, sire. |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JigsawKillah(m): 10:42am On Mar 27, 2017 |
sorry guys I came late votes needed here guys, please let's do this kr0ne Limerick Ibime Devilmaycry Obesemf Funlordjnr Sinizia Laveda MrKang Gottoboy Testerfuze Emaprince and all regular battlers on here |
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