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Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:39pm On Jun 01, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:

PDP refused to rebrand neither did it reform. I am sorry but I am part of the APDA family that allows the people the power to own the party. NOTHING like "party leader or godfather" in APDA. We are all equal...

Until the granddaddies starts porting.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:27pm On Jun 01, 2017
fourfourfour:


lukaku is home grown, batsman won't put pressure on costa's nonsense it wud make him realised dat dis isn't ATM, we are chelsea where der are always 2 world class strikers...

Like Anelka and Drogba. So you think because Lukaku is homegrown, that alone guarantees him a starting berth? One of the striker is set to be unhappy, Conte barely plays two strikers upfront, and both Costa and Lukaku wants to play every darned minute when they're not injured or suspended.

Since Costa isn't leaving, Lukaku should stay where he is.


batsman needs to play a full season in epl, loan to everton preferable, west-ham, even monacco might be good but wud be a step back even with champions league experience, he also needs to feel d epl air well enough

You're of triple and even quadruple minds. Loan to Everton, the Toffees are going to Europe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:08pm On Jun 01, 2017
fourfourfour:


no we just need Costa n Lukaku.. loan batshuayi, promote a youth striker or buy an older striker (33 years above).. llorente wud cost £6mil

We don't need Lukaku as long as Costa is staying. Promote Tammy and keep Batsman. But then again, it's just my opinion.
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:01pm On Jun 01, 2017
muchkay:
Na dem dem! Ukochukwu na the same people.....reforming to come and deal with us. Youths say no to their antics. Let's unite and take our rightful position.

Okay. So how do you say no? By joining APC and PDP or by creating new political parties and rivaling the dual competition?
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:00pm On Jun 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Has it gotten to this level? But they've other new parties why watch this one? Or I should watch all?

So why are you beating on this one only? You think the other new parties aren't being formed by defectives?
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:50pm On Jun 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Personal? No. I don't take anything online personal. You can't see my tone online. I'm only showing concern and asking for consistency.

I share your concerns too as well as most, but you don't see me making hasty conclusions. With the rate you're going to discredit this, l won't be shocked if Barcanista actually stays with PDP and you have an heart attack.

Relax and watch as their agenda unfold, is that too much to ask?
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:37pm On Jun 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
I don't know if other new quiet parties are run by maiden politicians. But what do you think about telling others of a new party when you are still in an old party? What do you think?

Why not wait to find out his true intentions? Is it personal though?
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:28pm On Jun 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Yes, it's way too early. I'm only wondering why Barcanista is the one telling us about it.

Are you for real? You expect this party to be ran by maiden politicians?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:24pm On Jun 01, 2017
fourfourfour:


I agree but dat Tammy might be too good for us to jus bench like dat oh, let's get an old striker instead saying 33 34 years old, good n needs a winners medal

Are you proposing that we loan Tammy and get another striker? If yes, good strikers are costly. Name one of the strikers you have in mind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:21pm On Jun 01, 2017
Segadem:
we don't need either

shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:15pm On Jun 01, 2017
fourfourfour:


abi, jus bring back Tammy Abraham n traore to compete n play in carling cup n lesser Fa cup fixtures

Traore can go, provided there's a buy back clause. I'd prefer to keep Tammy.
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 1:13pm On Jun 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
You'd see. They've been so many new parties but the dude promoting this one never bothered to tell us about them. This is Nigeria, bro. Some persons around PMB have lost faith in his health and 2019 ambition. To keep that hold they'd need a new party. Some PDP men can't tolerate AMS and for that reason they are willing to forge with aggrieved members of their enemies to strike back. This is Nigeria, bro.

Yet, it is too early to conclude. You have no proof that it's being sponsored by one of the disgruntled member of PDP or APC. It is way too early to conclude.
Poems For Review / Re: Pray For Me. by JigsawKillah(m): 12:55pm On Jun 01, 2017
Prose poetry or whatever it is called. This is good, Llaykorn
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:53pm On Jun 01, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:

APDA is a self funded party. Members pay for registration (5,000 flat) and monthly/annual subscription (starting from N300 per month to N50k per month depending on category of membership)

Meanwhile, students pay N0 membership subscription...

Youths pay just 10% of what is required per category...

There is also donations from members (willingly)

Also officeholders under the party will pay 15% of their salary back to the party...

No single sponsor or one big man

Okay. We'd be watching things as they unfold.

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Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:52pm On Jun 01, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Aggrieved members of the PDP and some members of APC who feel power has to be in their region, obviously. What a country!

Why are some Nigerians like this? Pfft!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:48pm On Jun 01, 2017
lordfalcao:
your opinion... Lacazette has been scoring 30+ every season. Europe knows who is better.

Lacazette hasn't been scoring 30+ goal every season.


Griffon:


The demands of the UCL and title challenge would push us into getting a forward.

You don't compete on both fronts with only two identified forwards.

Yes, I agree. However, there may be others who'd tell you a striker like Tammy Abraham has done enough to earn a place as the team's third striker. And may even point towards Conte's reluctance to play 2 forwards consistently as a reason we won't see a new striker.
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:35pm On Jun 01, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Your sources are not reliable.

Take this from me...

So who are the official sponsors, if I may ask?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:34pm On Jun 01, 2017
lordfalcao:
Chelsea better pay lukaku fees on lacazette and keep change.

Or atletico can still sign him and he will mk his appearance on January, just like barca did with turan.


Lukaku is better than Lacazette.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:33pm On Jun 01, 2017
Chelsea may not sign a striker after all. With Costa poised to stay, and Batsman impressing towards the end of the season, I think upfront is the only place we won't be seeing reinforcements.

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Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:30pm On Jun 01, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:

No age limit (that's illegal) but there is arrangement for youths.

It is in the constitution that youth occupies at least 25% slot of party and public offices. To ensure gender balance, women occupies 30% minimum and PLWD 5%.

Also youths are to pay ONLY 10% of membership fee in all categories.

Youth age is 18-35...



Okay. My hands are crossed, we'll see how this party pans out.
Politics / Re: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:18pm On Jun 01, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
The Nigeria's newest and only masses movement, Advanced Peoples Democratic Alliance is set to be unveiled on Monday, June 5, 2017...


It's time for young people and women to take their place in leadership and redirect the political direction of Nigeria.


Stronger Together!!!!


Is there anything like age limit in their constitution? I won't be surprised when the same old politicians defect from their current parties and pitch their tents with the party of the moment, that is if they become the party of the moment.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 5:47pm On May 17, 2017
obainojazz:
I still dey alive fella...just graduated.

Congrats, boy. Na to drop one of your wack freestyles for the matter head na
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 9:17am On May 17, 2017
obainojazz:
jigsawkillah grin

This witchdoctor refuses to die. cool
Honestly, I thought you were dead.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:05pm On May 16, 2017
Sunday Night Robbery

JIGS X FUNMIBI



it's a sunday night, the rain was drizzling

my girl cooked noodles, the dame was sizzling

she wore bum shorts, the same ol' seasoning

then I got a call, that the game was leaving me

black jeans on, sand shoes on

got my black shirt on, before the band moves on

time was slow like a sad blues song
the scene is scary, we've got bad dudes on

I hit the meet up, they gave me a shottie
with a dozen shells in case we gotta drop a body

then we lit up blunts, and smoked in the lobby

I oiled my tool, shooting is a hobby

then we got dressed, heavy bags yet
hung from my shoulder, and it's empty at then

things went wrong when they said the address

we've gotta hit a dome and somebody's home

a family's home, kids and wifey, a father

I careless for the man, try me, I'm harder

but I get messed up when I see kids crying

my fingers itchy, a little resistance and clips flying

my heart skips a beat, I'm sweating, I'm nervous

should've switched off my phone and dragged my girl to service

I called my cuz Funmibi for some advise he dropping me

told him my story, and I'm close to going insane on this Sunday night robbery
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My day wasn't fun been thinking cos i mustn't run

From the fact that I'm part Saint part demon

Hell way is where I'm coming from

Raised a baptist I'm good with the hymn books

Same me the sharp shooter the expert with the big tools

Knife game i ace that

Stab stab stab below the belly button then twist before pulling the blade back

Stuck between good and evil

I could just shoot a cripple

Maybe for his cash or maybe for a cripple i could just shoot a man with the cash
Damn! I'm losing it wish my relatives could help

It's not that simple but maybe some sedatives would help

Reluctant to go get the bottle

Looking at my gal sleeping she won't let a bro get the cuddle

Is aiiii...minutes later phone rings who's calling?l

Jigs!!! Yo cuz! Its late yo

I can hear Police chatter all over the radio

He said listen I'm in a tight corner

I careless about dropping the pa but I'm not a wife gunner

The kids crying

They keep eyeing

They so small a single punch gon leave they teeth flying

Calm down cuz! Grab the pa to the inner room

On some killer move

But no molesting
Leave him guessing what you gon do to his fam

If he resists walk straight to where the fams at grab the last son

If he screams! Good shit if he doesn't..drag on

Check on the pa how high is the hearts racing

If he begs good shit if he spits let em gatz blazing

Fore you squeeze wait till he reconsider

Does he care for a cigar

If he does good shit if he doesn't call the fam to witness the close kill

if he closes his eyes good shit if he doesn't don't squeeze hold still

Let his son do the killing help him aim right

Recoil the chamber point steady kneel so u both can have the same height

If he begs good shit if he doesn't waste him

But remember we need the cash and the cops are 10 blocks away and the sirens wailing

Phone beeps Battery low be smart avoid..jailing
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what the heck! but that was all I was getting

pocketed my phone, palms they been sweating

mind made up, arms I'm caressing

yo fellas. . . let's get this work! 

then we burst in, checked every purse

everybody better keep still or shells will spurt

we just gotta pick some shillings, then reverse

anybody who can't keep still, the gent we murk

paper, paper! told the pops lead the way

heard my man tell a kid that he could pray

hurry up mother eff - sirens be closer

I pressed the gun to his back, mind might be colder

the Fun effect, I'm fûcking deaf to kids whimpering

you dumb reject! hurry up before the gun ejects

whipped his back with the tool, he falls and wept

felt like I woke up with Eva by my side, and we had morning sex

move or it's your wife you'd be mourning next

interesting how I'd make her die a boring death

he kept mum and went, brought thousand bills from a cupboard

so much money! I really wanna take it all!

Heard tires squealing outside, police maybe

Rapid shots, a dying scream cut short: my Homie's JB

The whole crib shaking, kids crying loudly

The whole situation, clips flying, shouting

I've gotta get out, into the kitchen feels smartest

Unbolted the back door and ran into darkness

Shots from different guns kept ringing

I turned back none was behind, I'd left singly

They dumb niggas! These shotties can't stand rifles

Would never had went if I'd known they were suicidal

Screw that! Escape on my mind, I jet into the streets

Ran with my eyes backward until I fell into a ditch

Broke a few bones, lost my phone, my tools, what is wrong with me?

What else could go wrong on this sunday night robbery

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Poems For Review / Re: In The City Where We Grew Up by JigsawKillah(m): 5:49pm On May 11, 2017
This is good, Llaykorn


Can I borrow your topic? I feel something insane forming.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:19pm On May 08, 2017
I done miss Dayo and him baldy logics! grin
Good to be back

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:17pm On May 08, 2017
They've beaten the keeper? One on one aren't chances too then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:13pm On May 08, 2017
PattyCake:
Herrera shoulda won that Award..
SIMPLY BETTER THAN KANTE

There's a reason you're being ignored.

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:08pm On May 08, 2017
bruze007:
grin


Smh. I had such high hopes for you.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:08pm On May 08, 2017
nastynic:
How About A tourney ?? JigsawKillah..

I fear y'all won't turn up.
Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by JigsawKillah(m): 2:07pm On May 08, 2017
stred:
Is the group still open?

Yes, sire.
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JigsawKillah(m): 10:42am On Mar 27, 2017
sorry guys
I came late


votes needed here guys, please let's do this



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