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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:22pm On Oct 22, 2014
Darkrebel:
barcelona.....am not saying this as a barca fan......am just saying what people need to know and what most chelsea fans that are not blinded think....am very sure ..Mourinho will have talks with Hazard to stop his over-sabi "na me sabi pass'' mentality ....

it would make him injury prone....hated by his team mates.....and he wont achieve much......he would be like jayjay okocha...skillful,talented but no reasonable amount of awards and trophies to show for it
I personally wants him to be selfish. He's got all the skills, what he needs is goals....and he's €150,000,000. He assists too much, now we've got Fabregas to do the assisting, we don't want anything else than a guy vying for personal awards.

You think if Ronaldo had assisted instead of scoring, Madrid would have gone for him?

We want Hazardous goals. And watch closely, he only over displayed his talents when the game was already won or when nothing is happening upfront.

Against Arsenal for instance, that moved changed the game. Against Maribor and people have started complaining. If I were to be in Mourinho's shoes, I'll give him the ticket to break defender's waists
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:15pm On Oct 22, 2014
Darkrebel:
No am not...i have let that happen in all my brawls and i always get surprised by the wackness of the crits.....
guykhena wants to brawl...i dont even feel like...but if i am then only those people will be allowed ,,,even some get comma but i just allowed....
ve over read every one's verses and brawls here over and over ....i know who's doppe and who's wack.....

you remember that brawl mikuz had with fyh....i was just going through the archives ..i think last week or so and was so shocked to my bone marrow that people were actually saying fyh won.....lol that's pure hate and rap illiteracy... idont have beef with any but if you ask me who won...its mikuz and fyh didnt even tie any crit to me... the males thing people were saying its super ddope..wow....i was like are you guys living in the 80's....mails/males is something every soul on fb has played...even eminem played it...so why the fuss bout it?
mennnn they need to be exposed..... if i was active on nl that period ..i would have voted mikuz and insulted those insulting his verse....
thats an example of the wackness here.... go check out other brawls of people that should have won but lost to some silly 16 year old lad lucky to have a smartphone to comment
Hehehe
Shit happens bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:04pm On Oct 22, 2014
Darkrebel:
the earlier you start telling yourself the truth ..the better...i know he is a very good player but he doesnt release the ball when its right....
if chelsea had drawn the match yesterday or lost...you wouldnt be saying all these stories considering the fact that Hazard had three clear goal scoring chances and was dribbling unnecessary....even the goal he scored...the first one...he could have scored easily by tapping in when the cross came but he still wanted to cut the defender....he got lucky thathis second shot deflected and went in.....
majority of the chelsea fans i watched the match with were complaining bout his joking with the ball and not releasing the ball on time to his team mates....

you get mouth because say na mumu team you follow play

May God help Chelsea's soul if you Meet Real Madrid or Bayern Munich.....
na that time you go no say the thing wey Hazard dey do na rubbish...... i trust my bayern munich midfielders and defenders.....they break legs like abc...
Which team do you support?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:00pm On Oct 22, 2014
teddybiyasi:
think ya lost in stupidity, silly pig, son for a carpenter born wack son of Adam

well if you need attention go barracks

& get my nick off you mouth before you lose your tongue plus two teeth bastard

shameless battle runaway freak

stay your lane biko
Lmao!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:58am On Oct 22, 2014
teddybiyasi:
think ya lost in stupidity, silly pig, son for a carpenter born wack son of Adam

well if you need attention go barracks

& get my nick off you mouth before you lose your tongue plus two teeth bastard

shameless battle runaway freak

stay your lane biko
Is that all?
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 11:58am On Oct 22, 2014
Song: Grand Finale by Lil Jon and the East Coast boys
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 11:53am On Oct 22, 2014
SailorXY:
champions league draw? let's know your team Sir
Chelsea Sir
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:52am On Oct 22, 2014
Darkrebel:
i never said i was being paid..... not only him...there are many others....
others dont even know what Personals .....they think personals is when you just reference what someone has said in the past or just post the picture of the person and yab....
Personals is truly all those but you have to hurt the person with unique insults regarding those things....
and you said some vote based on the text they like better...true....also know some vote based on the rapper...if its their friend rapping..they vote him ..
and last but not list ..majority of the puns fly over their heads......... like you said ...its really annoying
All the same, let them vote. You no your class, your worth, what the wackos say doesn't matter. Take the dopeys own pick it up from there. And these binshes put their emotions into a verds.....smh. You whoop a nigga and the next day he starts crying on your brawls. One biased vote misleads the other fools. Jus let it slide when it happens.....that's all I'm saying
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:42am On Oct 22, 2014
ochon:
Or better still, I'll just follow the FFR and Battle threads judiciously, which I'll start soon. Na just the TIME I dey find hard to come by. But soon, I'll carve out time to start freestyling.
The easiest way to rap section fame...... Is getting a ghostwriter. Don't tell anybody I told you o. An example is teddybigyanshi.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:30am On Oct 22, 2014
ochon:
LOL.. You are right.. I'd have started the freestyle on FFR, but the fire burning in me to kickstart this art is just faint. I'll just keep fighting to elevate this text brawling urge, and If I succeed, I'll start the freestyle. I'm just bidding my time for now.
If you need a role model or a mentor, coogar n ibime are freaks, rather go for ksslib or fuckyouhard
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 11:26am On Oct 22, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
its not about being included in a champ league draw bro

just lemme know when your team gets to the quarters
Champs talk to Champs bruh
Don't cry here
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:24am On Oct 22, 2014
Darkrebel:
I can beat most if judged fairly....I didn't include them on the list cos I don't think they ate ddope enough to judge a brawl...no beef ..but imagine cap flash gave the rhymes criteria to clasiksam in our brawl.....even Sam pinged me and was like..... o boy you sure say that guy no drink small. grin
And you blame him? He doesn't know and doesn't wants to know. Some judges judge based on the verses they like most, while others judge with crits they know nothing about, which is really annoying. But guy, lock up, text na text
Dem no dey pay person chinchin.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:03am On Oct 22, 2014
Darkrebel:
sorry...your name should be on the list.
Still haven't answered my question
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 11:01am On Oct 22, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
come argue me when your team reach quarters for champions league
Lmao!
I'll argue with the out when your team gets involved in a champs league draw
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 10:16am On Oct 22, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
next season.

is your team playing?
Next season? He no ask when una go fight for top four na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by JigsawKillah(m): 10:13am On Oct 22, 2014
coded01:
When is Manchester United playing Uefa Champions League? embarassed


Tomorrow or next week? grin
Today......7:45

Trashester Divided Vs Kano Pillars
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 10:12am On Oct 22, 2014
nateevs:
Abeg dress. It doesn't matter how you package the hate, it sticks out like a sore thumb.

Imagine you saying that before now Hazard holds on to the ball excessively and that he needs to be taught to know when to release it.

Abeg leave the dude alone. He's 23 and the best player in the world at his age and the one with the bigger potential to set the world alight.

Hazard hasn't even started scoring goals in double figures and he is already getting all this talk.

All that said, my personal opinion is that Hazard needs to increase his measure of selfishness by at least 50%. He needs to bulk up, then become bold, proud, aggressive in his play and possess a burning desire to do it all by himself.

Then watch my boy blow all the haters away.
Exactly!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:08am On Oct 22, 2014
kr0ne:
Sure! I also pray Bale doesn't come out of his injury until after the match grin
Smh
Madrid all the way sha
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:07am On Oct 22, 2014
Darkrebel:
childish rants .....grin....

if I would brawl you ...then only these dudes would be allowed to vote......
streetwize
ibime
EMA Prince
coogar
u3
mikuz
thunderstorm
fyh
geo
teddy
Bruce
elymax
krizz
limerick
siddog


they are certified ddope......its a pity that streetwize dude ain't being onine since..
if you agree ...then why not ..... or you want wackos like youngda-do-whatever-the-crowd-is-doing, yeye and ghetto boy to give you free votes? grin

if not ....go ffuck your yourself like a hermaphrodite.
Can you beat the niggas you jus named wack?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 10:00am On Oct 22, 2014
Ksslib sha
Poems For Review › Re: How I Sold My VIRGINITY For N100 000 by JigsawKillah(m): 9:55am On Oct 22, 2014
gottoboy:
Oboi where τ̲̅ђα̲̅τ̲̅ place ϑε̲̣γ̲̣?
https://www.nairaland.com/literature
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by JigsawKillah(m): 9:37am On Oct 22, 2014
HBD Boss
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 1:00am On Oct 22, 2014
Song: Can You Keep Up by Busta Rhymes and Twista
Poems For Review › Re: How I Sold My VIRGINITY For N100 000 by JigsawKillah(m): 12:45pm On Oct 18, 2014
This na story or na poem?
Abeg locate the lit sect ASAP




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Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by JigsawKillah(m): 8:50pm On Oct 16, 2014
Cool








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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:17pm On Oct 15, 2014
daveP:
Lol oga wan rest and visitor spoil show grin

jig weldone!

@seunviju lipsrsealed
Thanks Boss

Upping







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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:15pm On Oct 15, 2014
Darkrebel:
my other account was banned

illiterate wack pig....the way you rap makes me puke.....
Rettarded purple goblin

dont mention me again....big headed abomination
This guy sef
I tire for you o






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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 9:56pm On Oct 15, 2014
[size=16pt]BUSTED!!!!!!!!![/size]


AUNTIE TANTIDORA

welcome aboard






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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 9:54pm On Oct 15, 2014
edogho:
Jigsaw, me think say i know how d tori dey go before o. dis lane u enter so as e be e get o. nice twist buh come continue. i'm am gbadun-ing ur style grin
Thanks sir

Iolite:
Why why why! I thought they are not suppose to hurt Angela.
Change of plans maam

princesssusan:
Hmmmmmm i ope 4 anoda twist revealn dt d dagger fell down on her because he is too weak, i can‘t bear d loss
Lol
Stay tuned ma'am


Dave P I sight you Boss






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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 9:48pm On Oct 15, 2014
godwinmoffat:
ghost mode deactivated
come post na
Done sir

Princesschi:
U go fear twists and turns na. Jig i'm really enjoying ds story, even tho its getting me scared, i go still dey follow u.
*I like this new Angela tho, she dey form James Bond*
Lol
Glad you're enjoying it

seunviju:
Who be the real oga of the kidnappers naw?huh,make I dey view sha.Keep up with the good work Jig and thanks for the update
Thanks and you're welcome





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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 9:43pm On Oct 15, 2014
The DPO, apparently tired of walking managed to raise himself from the wall he had been resting on and walked with the policeman who had informed him that someone was looking for him. He dragged his feet towards the counter, yawning all the way. The policeman saw him and stiffened a giggle. The DPO changed his direction and headed for his office.

"Tell him to see me in my office" he instructed

"Yes sir!"

The Policeman walked back to the counter.

"Chairman, my Oga say make you come he office. Follow me make I show you road" he said to the man who picked up his suitcase that had been lying on his laps and followed him.

"This idiót sef no tell me who dey find me" the DPO grumbled to himself.

His office was a self contained room, painted white. A small room serves as a toilet while the other room has a fridge and contains everything else he might need as refreshments. In the room that serves as the main office, there stood a long sofa, on one side, at the opposite side of the toilet. A giant table, well polished and made with mahogany stood at the center, and no doubt, it's the best furniture in the room. An office chair stood on both sides of the table, while another was tucked away at the far end close to the sofa. A Nigerian flag was hung at the back of the chair meant for the officer. His uniform was also hung not far from the flag.

He fell on his chair and his hand fumbled as he tried to pick up a canned water that was left lying on the ground. He drank it hastily and was about to collapse his head on the wide and huge table in front of him when he heard a knock. He hissed and quickly arranged his table.

"Come in" he said grunting.

The door knob twisted and the door opened slowly.

"Good day Sir" the visitor said

"Good day mister. You are welcome. Please sit down" the DPO said. He stood up and they both shook hands.

"Thank you sir" he said sitting down, smiling.

"Can we offer you anything?"

"No, it's okay"

"So what brought this gentleman to my noble office"

"My client. He's being detained by your men. One Mr James Ekhaigbe"

"Yes. Yes"

"Can I see him?"

"Sure"

They both walked to the room where Schemer was being held. The DPO walked in first.

"Inspector" he called, drawing the attention of everyone present "the lawyer is here"

"Weldon sirs" the lawyer said. "Without wasting your time, I'm Mr Sullivan, as you've just been informed, and under the 1997 Constitution, section......"

"Quit the raps Mr Sulli-whatever" Edogho interrupted. "You want to bail your client, right?"

"Yes Mr....."

"Edogho" the Inspector said impatiently.

"Alright Mr Edogho, I want my client bailed"

"Do you even know the kind of crime your client committed?"

"That, Mr Edogho, is your cup of tea"

Mr Samuel and John were ushered out of the room by the other policeman and led them to the DPO's office. Mr Samuel refused.

"It's my son's case and I intend to follow it to the end" he says "I want to witness the whole proceedings."

John, at his father's refusal to go to the DPO's office, insisted on sticking with his father. They stood at a respectable distance away from the IT room.

The silence in the room was killing. Schemer had raised up his head but was smiling weirdly. Double E kept scanning Sullivan's face. The DPO kept quiet, and was looking at the floor, like there lies the result of this meeting. And the lawyer, Mr Sullivan, kept taking glances at his wristwatch.

Sullivan's phone rang, breaking the silence but he quickly ended the call. He scanned the 3 faces in front of him and smiled.

"Please let my client go" he said

"when did you become the law?" Double E said. "He committed a grievous crime. It's a case of kidnap and we're yet to find the last victim. Can we go talk somewhere else?"

"No!" Sullivan said.

"Are you insane?" The DPO finally spoke.

"I am. I want my client out of here and now."

"See you in court sir"

Sullivan's face tightened up. He walked slowly to Double E and stopped in his tracks.

"Yes, my client is a criminal. Yes, he was caught in the act. But guess what?" He Smiled. "Mr Edogho, before delaying my client's release and charging this case to court, I'll like you to call your wife"

"What!? What did you do to her!?" He clenched his fists and was ready for a brawl.

"Relax Mr inspector. Your family is safe, except you act otherwise. Why don't you just call your wife? You too Mr DPO. Hahahaha"

"No! It can't be!" The DPO shouted.

The heat in the room was becoming too much as Mr Samuel and John ran in, as well as the police placed in charge of them.

Edogho ran up to Sullivan and grabbed him by the collar, he punched him on the face and Sullivan fell down, as another punch was about to land on Sullivan's face, the calm voice of Mr Samuel stopped him.

"What's wrong?" he asked calmly

The DPO sat on the floor, wailing uncontrollably, shaking his legs and head. Edogho had let go of the lawyer, who stood up, and is trying to adjust his wears.

"I said what is wrong?" Mr Samuel asked again.

The DPO was the first to speak

"They've kidnapped our families, mine and Edogho's"

"And instead of thinking about a solution you were crying" Mr Samuel said.

Edogho was thinking hard. He called his wife first.

"Hello.......don't worry..... It will be ok soon..... I love you....... Hey!" The phone beeped, signifying the end of the convo. All eyes were on him while he was making the call.

Mr Samuel spoke "leave their families out of this. It won't do you any good except to complicate an already complicated issue. I will guarantee your release, you have my word"

Schemer spoke up "then let's leave here, we'll get back to you as per your daughter."

"What guarantee do I have?"

"We're done talking Mr Samuel" Schemer said. "It's their families, I'll let them decide, but their time is running out. If in the next 30minutes we're still here, then their families are gone. Inspector, I told you didn't I? Now you have to try a better means other than tracking a car I wanted you to track. Can I go now?"

Edogho walked up to him, face beaming with smiles "yes, you can go now but it's not over and I can't wait to shut this loud mouth of yours"

"When will that be?"

"Next time Mr James"

"There'll be no next time Inspector"




To be continued



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