₦airaland Forum

liricyst:
Jig...me and you haven't kicked it before Sup with that?

i'm straight bro. . . Don't do homos. Have fun with your date

liricyst:
its a date then

gay battle

Gottoboy. . . Gimme elymaxiimus number. Or help me tell am say na goat

2k for all of them?

AdeLaNa1:
I guess the drought contines for Hidden

how many own goals now?

They say I pen the best bars but don't win much battles
How could they destroy when these bars were meant to heal?
Ghetto still. . . Held my man Sunny when copped that metal feel
Shock so heavy on his mama, she been mental ill
We too fast, too furious, if you don't rob the cash, a Torreto will
Got treble bills. . . Got heavy skills. . . Still hungry, I'm smellin' meals
Ambitious. . . And cautious. . . Played the survival game, pads locked down. . . Sellin' keys
I took a tour round the hood, spoke to every kid
They're like Obesemf. . . Never dreamin' they gon' smell a mill

I'm what a real rapper is, I'm the real Alexpissu
The ways of life in the street, is what I'm teachin' you
Some beefs do end in a tragic issue. . . I'm past this with you
Bullets could split your ligaments, You gon' need plastic tissues

I ask them. . . How you wanna die? You wanna be shot?
You wanna jump around and get shot in front of your pops?
We take guns to your funeral, you wanna be cops?
If you're împotent like Ibime, you're a wannabe pops
Ask Warriblood what killed Ground Chair. . . He so much wanted the drop
Went to the mission without details and got dotted with dots





Thug Poet

Mourinholic:
Jigsawkilah hope you saved the page where you said Cheek >Pogba......
We might need it sooner than expected.... say in months time

I didn't. Was even lucky go to unscathed after making that comment. If I'd said more, The Grannies would've been on my neck.

walking in. . .


this party must hold!!

A party at Barca's thread might be next

Tval. . . Any link to livestream the Chelsea match, please?

darkenedrebel:
story for the gods.. I also dropped 3 freestyles in less than 4 days..both audio & text. So it's no excuse

just admit that you can't freestyle & you need days to come up with lines.
I can come up with 20 bars in 1 hour & still be ready today. holla when you are ready...

i can't freestyle and i need days to write bars. . . i done admit na. peace

Grandpa dey find arguement. . .

darkenedrebel:
let's battle tomorrow if you are not scared. unless you're the type that needs days to come up with lines..

the dailys wey i dey do with the dj, na u dey help me script am? don't be such in a hurry to get molested. i go get your time soon.

gottoboy:
Wayray Appreciate na first line; the voice part na second line, na NL formatting join the words together

i dey suspect you o

coogar:
thunder fire your epileptic papa.
you don't get to decide when it stops....only coogar has such rights!
trash talk? you call the story of your life trash talk? poverty is a biiiiitch!

you fatherless son of a village pröstitûte! story of your life. . . at least the story went for nearly a page, your AIDS infected mother gave birth to a 35k NL posts owner! Idiotic son of a castrated pig. you'll die a shameful death. stop mentioning me. go and ressurrect your mummified mother and the worm infested bones of your father and vent your frustrations on them. Oponu like you

darkenedrebel:
next week monday...don't be scared

i'm scared for you. two losses within the space of 2 weeks is really bad uno

coogar:
sudden re-emergence?
elyfart never even emerged.....let alone re-emergence.




i couldn't have been cursed with this level of opulence around me.
the coog is over-blessed.....sometimes i ask my creator to reduce the sheer blessings
so that catalysts to poverty cycle like you can appreciate the essence of living.
now that i have removed that out of the way....let's discuss your family history....

your mothers örifice is so wide it could pass as an american freeway. talking about research, the last time geophysicists ventured into her, they found seamen, dolphins, 3 oil rigs, dana airline passengers, half of a game reserve and the 2nd half of all the premier league games since 1993.
you should also be advised to stop smoking the cremated ashes of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge



you think everyone is poverty-stricken like you?
desktop charger to power a phone? your ancestors did a bad job for letting this excruciating poverty surround you.
when their mates were making the hay in the sun, they were busy drinking ogogoro and impregnating all the women
they could lay their hands on. you descended from such unholy unions.

your mother is a known fluffer/knobwasher - she doesn't own a camel toe like every other female, she possesses an elephant toe. her püssy is so puffed it stands one mile away from her hip. what a degenerate of a cursed pedigreeIII the amount of stupidity platelets flowing through your veins in wattage would solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world nations!

olodo! grow up. i swear, i done forget say you even exist or say we had a lot of trash talk yesterday. but being the agbaya that you are, you brought it up again. you're deluded jare

Check!





Rookie for a vet. . . Uzi for your neck. . .
Shooting, all gets wet. . . We lookin' for a cheque
Netty G-strings. . . I get all these Pûss behind the net
Party in a beach. . . Arms out. . . Groupies all get wet

I Puff D, The crowd say I'm ballin' with Big Poppa
30 rounds and still countin'. . . They callin' me the Chopper
Bruce talks tough here in battles we see him crawlin' like a toddler
The system restarts automatically. . . Installin' windows proper

Dj5naira vs 007Bruce. . . Who fell most to my puns?
Raised the bar in front of these Arsenal. . . Toast to my guns
I'm a bad Reverend. . . I done blow all my nuns
These bars wack? That's what I get when I flow to a dunce!

Darkrebel say he the best? I'm grippin' the guage
No girl wants your dick, only my Nina kissin' your face
Screw your religion, I step on you stepped off, pickin' a race
Ain't no G-Unit tour, but you saw the fifty on stage

Kr0ne's a known faggit. . . His gay mates are the Phoenix
The nigga older than 30, but we ain't play mates with the lyrics
Every bar we from the gay's laced with the gimmicks
Like Readin' the alphabets from Z, When you see the A, K, it is finished

the thing pain my bros sha

kr0ne:
Dope! You yab me, abi? I'll reply soon.

na your father he yab
smh. mumu question

gottoboy:
Appreciate your voice tho

appreciate his voice? na girl?

Mourinholic:
22nd Sept - Eva Carneiro leaves Chelsea.
]23rd Sept - Wenger divorces wife.
Coincidence? I think NOT.

He failed again? Darn!
If a man failed in terms of coaching, failed in bed and failed at keeping his marriage intact, I think specialist in failure is not a befitting title

Pataki please help us out with a name

coogar:
same verses destroyed mikuz - NL's anointed prince.
they weren't top notch? if they weren't....why is your slavemaster cowering behind a rock?

definitely, with the sudden re-emergence of elymax, around this time tomorrow, your head should be dangling from the rope
wack goblin

your mom is a floozie, abeg.
she's as lecherous as jezebel herself. every phallus bearer has engaged your mom.
she would use her toto to bargain for foodstuff in the market. how do you think she's
been able to feed you after your pops got shot by the community vigilante group? you
don't want me to expose you here, you better keep shut. up until 2014 march, you were
a village sponsored student.....you still got kicked out from that school cos your brain cells
couldn't cope with math and sciences.

since you've been cursed by everybody in your village for turning out to be a wasted chump even after all the investments your mother bestowed on you. . . she danced naked in village squares with you strapped to her back. she even disguised llike almajiri girls to beg money, yet her son turns out a scumbag, university reject, an agbero who somehow got smuggled abroad. all your life, you've never earned a shilling by working. . . you sleep on dirtbags and a nearly blind android phone is your most prized asset.
we're not even talking about your father sef. the man who cursed him is dead and the curse is irredeemable. your kids will never feel a darn thing about affluence and they will end up as garbage men, drunkards and will sleep under dirtbag made homes like their father and grandfathers

jigsawkilla......your own don finish.

i am ready for you

i go come back, make i go watch football.

idiot. . . your going to use a desktop charger to charge your phone? epileptic son of a garbageman

llaykorn:
SAW! OMG!

I love this..


We need to talk by the way. It's quite urgent.

make I mail you na

coogar:
you haven't even achieved what i had acquired at the age of 15.
6 months to write a verse? that's sterling. loaded lux takes 15 months to write his
verse, he's still respected. the frequency means squat, the quality is the koko.
you're in Nigeria fighting malaria and humongous mosquitoes every night and you
are saying i have failed? you are already destined to be the catalyst to the poverty cycle in your
family.

i pity your unborn kids.....

I pity your parents
your verses weren't even top notched yet you compare your incorrigible and fraudulent bars coupled with a million recycled lines to Loaded Lux

poverty and the coogar family don't even go hand in hand.
look at where you are in life....then look at me. can you spot the difference?
you still live in your father's house.....you have never been independent in your miserable
life. for the best parts of your life, your most frequent meal was pap/palm oil and you have
the gall to talk about achievement? do you even think before you post? instead of you to fall
on your knees so i can wire some western union to your starving one-eyed mom....you are here
beating your chest. i have made more money today than your entire pedigree has made from the
16th century.

you keep saying things you haven't seen. my mom isn't yours and the fact that you still can't do without pap/palm oil doesn't mean we're share the same appetite. you keep boasting about how intellectually sound you are but that does make you a slowpoke of the highest order. your biggest achievements are your one thousand nl accounts and 35k posts. your bars fly over everybody's heads except your fake accounts'. you should boast of how people take to google each time you drop a bar. you deserve to be stoned to death! stop trying to deviate from the issue at hand, you scumbag!
efijacdator, sauron, coogar or whatever you call yourself, you should apologize to the village chief whom you stole tubers of yam from, i have evidence that he's the cause of your frustrations.

coogar:
accept your place below me....
to mere mortals like yourself, i am your intellectual god.
i can decide whether you live to see christmas or not.

intellectual gini? above me in terms of foolishness? with over 35k+ posts on a site not even it's owner can boast of? your intellectual ability ends here. . . taking 6 months to write a verse, jumping from thread to thread spewing the same balderdash we've seen over the years. so shut your blabbering mouth!
you failed woefully at deciding what to do with your life!

your father is an oloshi.
if he had taken his time well to groom you like a responsible son, you wouldn't be here
spewing baloney. this is what happens when a mother spreads her legs for any tom, harry
and chidi cos she craves orgàsms. i am going to remove all y'all vermins one by one this
year.

may it never be well for your parents who instead of using you as a sacrifice to appease the gods and alleviate their poverty, decide to invest their hard earned money on a boy whose only achievement in life is 35k posts!
you're living your life at seun's mercy. if nl crumbles today, that's the end of your epileptic life, you god forsaken sonofapiglet

Nihilist:
Damn...

You boys don't even play at all.

I've noticed some nice and sweet jabs that have been landed over the last few pages.

I've also noticed a very very bad habit. Some posters are jocking Coogar way too closely. I read one post with almost line for line plagiarised content. That's not good at all. Keep it original.

I'm on the train now so I will be following this bout silently. When I get home I will post my highlights.

E no go better for any peacekeeper by the way. Keep it dirty, bloody and gory lads. Nihilist is with you in spirit

I see what you're seeing

and Amen to the closer!

coogar:
and coogar would leave his time and chat with a brain dead arsewipe?
you wey be semi-illiterate sef nor qualify.....na captainflash a god like coogar go
come dey chat with? captainflash?

who's a semi-illiterate? typical sauronish attitude! a semi-illiterate is a self acclaimed god who takes 6 months to script a verse. agbaya feeling funky

shut up your mouth, you retardeen!
how many times have i told folks to copy and paste battle scripts cos i don't use facebook.....
when you don't have nothing to say....you and your slavemaster make up lies to feel funky.
i have zero-tolerance for people that are not intelligent. it's extremely impossible for a god to
be on the same social medium with a mere mortal like yourself or a silverback like captainflash.
i sincerely hope the guy parading himself on captainflash's 2go swindles all y'all - that would
definitely teach you to use common sense.

how many times have you done that? oloshi!
when you're on the verge of getting your demented self exposed, you resort to insults!
idiotic efijacdator

Iceskidd:
[color=#225484]Flash wetin be efijacdator? you well so?[/color]

efijacdator is coogar's 2go username

coogar:
any fool can call himself anything wherever captainflash loves to dwell.
fact remains i have never been on 2go, facebook or all those cuntish sites....wetin
concern agbero with overload. me and a brain-dead fool like captainflash chatting
off-NL? really?

maybe you thought he was brain-dead which was probably why you ignited a chat with him in the first place
admit for once, coog, that you made a mistake

you claim you're not on facebook yet you're able to view some of the battle links posted on here when ibime and emaprince claimed not to see them
quit the lies yo

oh hell