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can someone please ban the 50 year olds?

lol
5k plus free püna is not bad uno
but scratch that
Gladdys improved, I'm a lil suspicious of sinizia but I am sure he wrote his stuff himself.
deal with it
so when next.you're gonna battle her, prepare for a classic.

Limerick:
hahaha you better start writing for me now cos I'm your next opponent

you're a better challenger than Bruce I'd relish that

daveP:
chai. U jst mean me tonight sha.

relax boss
mean ko median ni

daveP:
lol@too big. I no know o. But il go with the girl

@bolded
e never finish?
you wan indirectly turn politician sha

STARSHYNE:
Go and sleep Jo

smh
goaway joor

daveP:
you for just quote me and use the " " emoticon. Seems we are now same shoes sha

your leg too big
we nor fit dey the same shoes
why I go quote you using the ?

why Davep no fit just say

"e fit the mop pass the girl" or "e fit the girl pass the mop"
you too like stress
ur


starshyne, e fit the mop pass the girl. we all know how the girl would look without the makeups but the mop is natural

starshyne, who you dey call weeder?
iffa beat you ehn, logodwhiz no go fit recognize your face

lanicky:
The price is $60 billion only...send it to my account


btw....that boy ggr.in is a girl...oops! I mean the ghost behind the monika is hermaphrodite

are you that cheap?
I bought my ex a phone worth $200bill on our first date

congrats Laykorn
I no say I nor go hear word for group o

ELYMAXiimus:
limerick, this one wey you dey here dey gossip. Hope you've packaged something nice for rebel tomorrow.?

All the battles so far have been disappointing.




Ibime, i thought i was the only one that saw that thing bruise did. Lol. The guy too wan do hin own.
If he did it well though, i would luv it.

lol after bringing a pers that accused me to jacking others styles, he tried to do one and failed
I wasn't expecting a win tho, but after I saw Bruce's verse, I saw hope

lol
Emaprince and Ibime, thanks for your words of advice.


Limerick, senior men dey talk u still dey talk? iffa whoze you ehn
Ffag

Falcao is a nice player

screw the fact that injury has ravaged him, as at two/three years ago, y'all all wanted him to fly chelsea's colours, now he's gonna do just that. let him play first before y'all kill him.

classyalabolas:
you are very dumb for insinuating that I wanted to use the criteria to my advantage all because I added a point to punchlines & rhymes. last time I checked, I'm the organiser of the tourney & the progenitor. .it has been reversed to normal.


you should have been dropped for dropping your lines 1 hour after the stipulated time..
next time you make such allegations or pull such stunt, consider yourself automatically disqualified ✘

I am very dumb now? Alright
your point has been passed, child!

sinizia:
On Jigsawkillah vs 007bruce battle, although I'm not expected to vote, i'd give it to Jigsawkillah. He had better punchlines, wordplays etc. It's a nice battle.

That said, Jigsawkillah, 'Condom' no matter how forced or stretched can never rhyme or word-play with 'condemn'. So that wordplay is wrong. Also, your 'tiled' and 'carpet' was the right punchline, however your 'rugged' was totally wrong. 'Rugged' can never be used for a 'rug' which I'm guessing is the punchline you wanted to use alongside that of 'tiled' and 'carpet'.. The rest are okay.

lol
rugged- to cover something with rug
that plays to me tho
condom is slant

I don't want to be the one making a fuss about this but I think it's only right we take back the crits to it's normal points

punch: 3 points
rhymes: 2 points

why the sudden change? Is he trying to use it to his advantage or what?


cc: coogar
Ibime
Lagunna1
emaprince
guykhena

laykorn:
SAW, I join you shake head wo.

You still get that stuff wey you dey use before you dey post for group? E be like say I go need am.

nope
I dey even find am sef

007Bruce:
no prob, nice verse

please tell Darkrebel to take the points allocated to each crit back to it's former state. join the campaign against manipulation

007Bruce:
jeffery ovedje is such a big pūssy

like your mom's?

Classyalabolas

please revert the points allocated to each criterion to it's original state.


cc:
Kr0ne
Coogar
Ibime

007bruce
I am really sorry for the delay
managed to type at work and posted as soon as I stepped a foot in the house

This is the part where they say my bars too complex
I'd leave your head spinning in gold circles I'm a ruff rider, I brought this bar to condom(condemn)
Bruce, Check it out, I inflict scars with concepts
we rugged this Nigga getting tiled but Bruce is too cheap, a lil cash put him and his crew on the ground, they are the carpets!

I'm not talking about guns here, no techs or ninas
Won't talk about your mom, I respect her, nigga
SIKE I LIED!!! I'd run up in her crib, force her to sex my niggas
Then pull back, and let my shots be the last strange music she heard, Tekka Ninna

This Bruce nigga throwing light punches, he likes a bop
Like a filled vulture, I'd leave my fist/feast on his head, he likes a knock
He's worthless, his family gon Crow when it's mourning, he likes a cock
I'd pin him to the wall, just to tell niggas to take they time, he's like a [i)clock[/i]

I keep giving shots to Niggas, that's a bartender
I'm typing from A PC, flushing these wacos out, that's the agenda
This nigga is getting Bruced that's the man Jenner
For claiming to be Bruce, Shots put holes around your pelvis, that's a transgender

Fûck anyone of you haters, wishing this àsshole would dump me
Fûck this battle, I really wanna manhandle and plug him
I'd burn everything of his, Even the Garden, get it? Eve in the garden?
To correct that bîtch's mistake, I'd Pull out the knife, stick it in his Adam's apple and pluck it

My style Shady, Whatever I'm bringing is top notch
Hulk on the ball, whatever I'm kicking is hot shot
Shots connect to you through your phone, you'd be thinking it's hotspot
And leave Bruce clutching his chest, like he's hurriedly drinking some hot scotch

I'm like a wicked nurse, what I'm bringing is pain
Scarface in this bîtch, what I'm bringing is 'caine
I'm telling the world this is how we do[/i[] call me [i]50 and Game
Doctors named my slugs two more, they keep growing within his brain

Bruce, we finna hurt you! you're always behind, this Nigga curple
Gats put a white stocking caps on your head, we finna smurf you
You'd sleep in a coffin really early, we give ya curfew
Nigga you're straight? This glock would [/i]sodomize[/i] you, we finna curve you!

Jigs is known for his flows and rhyming
Known for napping niggas, I take they bones then grind it
I never lost to any nigga twice, that is also known and flying
Bruce, fuckyouhard murked you so many times, we still tryna prove the existence of this ho to science

Coogar creating this chance to take shots, that's a keypass
Hot slugs give you 104 keys/kiss that's a keypad

Alright Bruce, to me, this is a training session
Kicks are all you gon bring, that's why you always leave lame impression
I'm bringing gun bars, gats is my main obsession
My trigger finger squeezes the last hair out of you, that is a compressor

so I'd be facing Bruce tonight
smh
Ok tho

lol
watching
might start looking for a future wife from this lot

daveP:
hmm

what's the scope of your strategem and the perimeter youl use to combat the "terrorist"

he loves RpG's. Also heard you love daggers and are "accurate" at flinging them. Im sure youll hit and dive away before the rpg reaches target. Dont be a burnaboy that keeps saying "they, they they.... They gat me burned" tomorrow now.

And if you see sexysapphire at boulevard de Parcs, tell her i need see her urgently.

my strategies have been designed and I'd be using a hit-and-run scheme. it is 100% safe too.

@bolded who say I dey go Boulevard De Parcs? But I can deliver your message tho

daveP:
issokay na u tok am

but since deal no equal deal

mata no equal mata

then e mean say yawa go big pass gas o=yawa don gas

when time comes.

lol
the war go big sha
a certain terrorist named Lagunna1 is also on the race but I can handle him, bar for bar
just help me hand Logodwhiz first, book for book

daveP:
i no say i no be, i jst ask make u "dash" her ni.... Lol

LOL
wait
make Iphone7 come out first

daveP:
just buy Trypa Iphone5 and we would stand with you on this mata

na u be her man na
na ur duty be that

ggrin:
I salute too o

how market na?

daveP:
Trypa!! Jig jIgs. Definitely back. Who dey drag wif you kwo? dont let them drag you away again o...

definitely back
na some guys o
imagine Logodwhiz wanted to buy my Lanicky Iphone7? as if I don't have my own money
shey u dey my back na? in case yawa gas