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Sexy Adaku. Happy Birthday to u and ur nice milk factory.lol. Buxomy queen of comedy. Jenifa's besties.

Did he really write this or was his account hacked into?

dangotesmummy:
the best place to pe e like my mates do is to stick that my dwarfish phenese inside my mamas mouth or the place i came out from when i was born

Waste of sperm.I don't know why my hoe of a mama didn't abort me

Dangotesmummy the ret@rd

Nah,remember ur st--inking hoe of a mama is d d-ick sucking pervert? Tell her to go sucking on dwarf d-icks first and help ur dead brain by regugitating some sick sperm she swallowed into her rotten belly, after mating with 100001 lunatics and pouring same on top of ur cursed head. Then ask her which one of the lunatics she banged like the cheap bi-atch that she is, is ur father cos dammmnnnn i know d dirty, ugly old hag and hoe of a mother could never tell which one of them it was that produced a replica maniac ba-stard. Hehehehehehehe. Yeah Really! Hahahahaha!

Like seriously? Na now im just dey know? Kikikikikiki...

Ronaldo missinggggg.

dangotesmummy:
the best place to pe e like your mates do is to stick that your dwarfish phenese inside your mamas mouth or the place you came out from when you were born

Waste of sperm.I don't know why your mama didn't abort you

Jimi the ret@rd

Nah,remember ur st--inking hoe of a mama is d d-ick sucking pervert? Tell her to go sucking on dwarf d-icks first and help ur dead brain by regugitating some sick sperm she swallowed into her rotten belly, after mating with 100001 lunatics and pouring same on top of ur cursed head. Then ask her which one of the lunatics she banged like the cheap bi-atch that she is, is ur father cos dammmnnnn i know d dirty, ugly old hag and hoe of a mother could never tell which one of them it was that produced a replica maniac ba-stard. Hehehehehehehe.

ivyT:
This ur comment is hateful, pity her small na

Let her pity herself small by loving herself the way she was created instead of trying so hard to be what she's not and going breathless unecessarily. Abegi.

Falz funny and super talented. I hope he hasnt left jenifa's diary o. This one wey him win visa lottery.

dangotesmummy:
if wishes were horses beggars will ride unfortunately for you wishes aren't horses so beggars can't ride

Your filthy a55 wished yourself was a lunatic not me but I have news for you

REMAIN PISSED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE IDGAF

Not only is ur level of reasoning similar to that that of a maniac, u think backwards like an imbec-ile. Na now u just dey know say ..."if u aint making money"? Hehehehehe. Weray that is what ur professional career is. A mad man by profession. Na now the weray just dey know say im nor make money from chanting and displaying ur demented self uncontrollably on NL. Cure nor dey for u. Bring dat ur rotten, empty head make i pee on top am.

dangotesmummy:
e pain am die

Please sexytemi buy Jimi lemonade

The one queen bey is selling

The raving maniac still couldnt get a cure obviously. "E pain am die" is the verbal symptom of ur own mental condition ooo... I imagine u in ur rags chanting "he pain am die" continuosly like a dog with rabbies. Hahahahahaha... Lmfao.

soulfood:
OP, you said you met koffi at your uncle's birthday where he was the MC after which you booked him for your wedding. You were obviously satisfied with his performance and must have been impressed. I am most certain 100k wasnt koffi's initial charge but you pleaded for a reduction. The guy shows up at your wedding but did not stay to the end yet your ungrateful self came on nairaland bragging you will tarnish another man's image and ruin his career. Repent OP and be thankful your wedding was great and love your wife, build a home. Stop dragging trouble where there is none. My advice to you.

Who Koffi be? Not his initial charge my foot. Let him try save up enough cash first for plastic surgery to clear off those extremely local tribal marks.

For how long is she gonna have to hold that breath? C'mon when u use a waist trainer and its this glaring it becomes an eye sore. We all know she has a wide waist. Shes trying too hard. Looks like she's about to burst via her puffed face in the first picture. If u want a trim waist, cut down on unhealthy food intake. Its that simple. When u try to cheat nature, u end up making a "suicidal" mockery of urself.

Let him tell that Minister Of Darkness to give us constant power supply first so that we can run our businesses conveniently and also not die of this unbearable heat in our homes before he issues that nuisansical threat. NONSENSE!

He should sue for damages. He is a lawyer afterall. He knows his rights.

egopersonified:
Ok, it is official, be Nigeria's next porn star. BTW, her face burn while taking selfie in the kitchen?

I guess she has spots on her face.

Heavy duty. Your front and back no disappoint. Happy birthday buxomy beauty.

Nice one. Congrats.

iyatrustee:
I think the 100k was an appearance fee


MC's charge more than that i believe

Most of them dont charge up to that sef except u allow them 419 u.its all a charade. Where is the money in Nija now?

amtaken:
Whenever anyone pays me 10% for land documents I make sure that I give him/her the best legal services.

In fact, I even advise them to pause the transaction and do some search at the Lands Bureau and I make sure that I draft the document exceptionally well and even advise them on how to get the follow-up documents like Governor's Consent, C of O etc easily (though they still have to pay for those);

But if you come to me and begin to offer me anything less than 5%, I may still handle the brief if I need the money but trust me not with much dedication. I will just do what I feel I am meant to do and leave your stingy ass to your faith! LOL.


You paid a whole KOFI N100k and you want him to do a job of N500k for you?

Is it because of his tribal marks or what?


That dude is a veteran in his job and should be paid at least N400k or you will only get a brief appearance!

You said you wanna use the Police to intimidate him because you are connected to a top Police Officer, why? Do you know if he knows the IG?

Assuming you told him your reception is by 1pm and he got there and you were still in the church, were you expecting him to wait for you the whole day?

Stop spoiling people's names!

I will even hire him more after reading this trash! At least I know he knows his worth!!!

Why didn't you call Ali Baba and pay him N100k?

Mxm!!!


[TROUBLE NA MY WORK SHA!!!]



{Sorry brother} {Tongue out!}.

A "whole" koffi? Hehehehehehe...even the local name is enough to dent his image. He shouldn't even get paid up to 10k. What is he MCing?

100k for MC? God 4bid. All we paid for my brother's wedding was 10k and did we have fun? Stop letting these fake MCs rob u of money that could be put to better use. Its really not worth it. What matters is life after the ceremony. Even Koffi and his colleagues will neva pay such an amount to any1 to MC their event. Wise up people. So many unemployed Nigerian youths who are talented and will charge much less and render better quality service.

This is so unbearable. Haba.

dangotesmummy:
see as the wimp is crying o

Abeg give am basin so that it will cry inside well

Ashe oro na dun

Baba Kudus. You're so crude its unbelievable. Apparently the ganja uv been smoking from ur maleh's rotten belly is still getting u unstable thats y u r writing like the crack head that u are. U are beginning to sound like ur dementia has gone past peak level.

Sexytemi:


If you reply me then you just prove that you are the most stupid and dumbest person on NL..

I bliv if u ask ur pops who lives in yaba left he will be able to inform u whether there is a school for mentally derailed dullards like urself within the premises . There u may at least learn to write in english properly albeit in an incoherent way since u can never get a cure for ur hallucination and lunacy. "Most" silly. Mumu of life.

He ought to think back on his pains b4 getting signed to YBNL first becos who knew lil kesh b4 he joined YBNL? YBNL rebranded lil kesh and brought him fame. Do not bite the finger that fed u. Shikena.

Sexytemi:
E pain am o
.......
#jobless

Sexytemi aka dangotesmummy aka hermaphrodite u don tire? Tell dat olosho wey born u inside gutter after mating in the gutter severally with jungle lunatics to quote me next time, ehn. U go chop cane like the weray wey u be. After all d wozing the pain wey dey that ur wack head no gree u write again. I still dey expect u o. Come back, come display ur perpetual madness again. Ehn?

goldbim:
She looks humble in the before pix.its cool..I prefer it...

She's so hawt.

See as fear catch them. Lmao. Na rat e fit be. Who go carry shoe kill snake? Give it up for the brave one who's got the shoe. Lol. Unlike those ones wey hang for window.

sammieguze:
Thank God o. At least the small fuel people are buying didn't go up in flames as well.

Lol funny u. We thank God lives were not lost oo.

dre11:
– A middle-aged man Abubakar Tijani has accused his wife of setting their apartment on fire with the hope that he would be burnt to death

– FCT police commissioner, Wilson
Inalegwu, told the press that the wife of the
victim, Kudirat, is presently telling the police
her role in the incident





http://sunnewsonline.com/wife-sedates-husband-sets-him-ablaze/

What a terrible thing to do. No justification whatsoever. May God continue to spare men.

Sexytemi:
ohhh the bastard is back, stupid son of a harlot, am so sure your harlot of a mother gave birth to you in a motel, foolish idiot with no ambition, stupid scally wag, never do well born by mistake, frustrated bastard.....

You've been on this site up to 5yrs without you uploading a pic, and why is that so if i may ask?, its simply because you are so ugly and suffering from inferiority complex and the only way to feel better is to insult those better than you in every way and manner of life....

A psycho, deranged, pervert, sociopath that's what you are, you have nothing to offer to your society, and what do u do, you try to bring down those better than u with your hatred......jealous bastard....am so sure if your father had used a condom, it would have saved your family from this embarrassment called a child......stupid gay with no sense, fooolish he-goat.........

The fool keeps talking about babalawo, sorry but is that your family's occupation, am sure your tout of a father is one, and your harlot of a mother is also a witch, that's y you're so deep in d word babalawo......



Stay clear of my mention bastard, and try living a life of appreciating people, it will save your demented soul and mind....as.shole......

Hahahahahahahahaha honestly i cant stop laughing! Stay out of ur mention?! U must be the greatest id-iot on planet earth. U should've given ur jobless, flat assed, useless self that advice when u jumped on mine like the moronic, imbecilic tra-mp that u are to quote bull. Ur cheap, olosho ojuelegba branded mama didnt teach u to look yourself in d mirror b4 u judge others? Stay outta ur mention? U are truly insane. U should be telling that perpetual insanity in ur rotten head to stay outta there, u dumpsite. U are so jobless u cant even hide ur situation. Keep viewing my profile until ur ugly atutupoyoyo kids go grey. Ur so tormented u are that eager to go see whose putting u thru so much torture? U aint seen nothing yet. Soon i will torture u in ur dreams, ul wish ud never quoted me. Tell ur mama to go do her olosho job well with the babalawos that are gods to ur accursed family first, so that ur empty head can get some sawdust in it at least. Remember ur mama is the biatch with the most rotten pu-ssy in the universe, she could use her stinking waste of time poonah which bore a hopeless vagabond as a replacement 4 ur absent brain too.

cyborg07:
The teenage music duo, Clint and Blair popularly known as The DNA Twins has been kidnapped yesterday on their way to Lagos from ABUJA.

Eyewitness said unknown gunmen ambushed their bus on the road and shot the driver, robbed the whole bus and took the twins.

The kidnappers contacted the family and demanded 6 Million Naira and gave today as the deadline. The issue has been reported to the ABUJA Division Of Nigerian Police.

We however need Nigerians that have any information that can help us in finding them to please help contact the nearest police station because the family can’t raise the demanded 6Million within this short period.

Please if you have any information, take it to the nearest police station. Help Spread the word please.

They will be released IJN

Sexytemi:
*yawns*......

Do u have any other thing to type as insult apart from d imaginary insults that doesn't come close to my person and didn't even remove a single thing from my body?

cox all i can see is a child shouting and screaming up n down as if he lost his best toy...

Go and learn how to exchange words in a more civilized, matured, and adult like manner, and not some frustrated, immature, and child like way....its soooo boring...

you've seriously bore me with your childish manner. we were right to call you a kid(am sorry) a pikin i meant to say...calling u a kid is an insult to all the kids out there(cox all of their i.Q beats yours)....while pikin in this sense are all those never do well, good for nothing, born by mistake, useless touts, thugs which i.Q match yours in every ratification.......smh.....

"Apart fom the imaginary insults that doesnt" hehehehe the illiterate is here again. Do u even know the difference between ratification and ramification? Kid U were born by a goat who couldnt afford to sendu to proper schools despite all the olosho work with lunatics. Its that glaring. Ur rickety head is so filled with rotten potatoes u dont even know the difference between ratification and ramification. How can anything positive go thru such a dead head? Ur babalawo obviously couldnt cure u of ur mental illness. Didnt the olosho goat who gave birth to a useless kid like u spread the "gift" of her rotten punnah to the babalawo? U are certainly done 4 cos ur mental case has obviously become worse than it was when u started this journey of doom. Stop shaking that battered head of urs, its so rotten it may drop off ur animal in human skin sickly body.