₦airaland Forum

Jacide:
OK. Na them. Na their work

i think is better than raping goats and babies

TheHeGoat:
Amen
And may you never have a bride in Jesus name. (Amen on ur behalf)

you're the he goat here not me.

Freegift75:
Let us be sincere with ourselves! I was privileged to be present at an occasion where Prof Wole Soyinka gave speech and made reference to the years he was running in the rain rolling motor cycle's tyre with a stick.

He was trying to convince parents not to deprive their kids of their childhood privileges. He then tasked the audience to swear if they never did such while young. He said most parents of this end time generation never allow their kids but to be caged indoor from Jan to Dec.

What about you, SWEAR


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor?
it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***

i did everything on that list.

TheHeGoat:
She can't compare with Marie, my bride

may it be your bride in Jesus name.

why is every thing beauty is always related to the igbos. na wa o.

BabyDaddy20:
MORE LIKE THE MOST OVER-BLEACHED & STINKY ASHAWO IN LAGOS

you sound pained

greatness indeed

serious sycophant blood. he must be related to the yorubbers.

Kizito2nv:
g

G is for goat

things like dis happen when you marry a girl that is too promiscuous and you know it but still went ahead to marry her. cos she go dey give you different style when you marry. well guess what, she will be sharing that asss round to your friends, brothers, cuzins.

Toktee:
Noisemaker,what did you people do when obj lockup the terrorist called Asari dokubo in dss underground cell for a very longtime,lazy people,the amnesty will soon come to an end,you guys should better go look for a job.

imagine yoloba man dey call person lazy. funniest joke of the year. yorubas that contribute 0% revenue for this Nigeria. anything we give una make una collect chop. by next year we are going to increase it to 100k. if not, buhari will cry again in public.

Eeser:
Call Buhari go-slow If you like. One thing you cannot take away from the daura born politician is that he surely know how and when to get things done.
Wailers, over to you

hahahahaha mumuu I thought buhari will do dis buhari will do that. you don dey change goal post abi? odee. una nova see anything. dis light una dey get from our gas una no like am abi? heidiots.

their work all over the world is to destroy any country that calls them for help. even America. we all know that.

deadZONE:
i dont care how old u are, your beauty is so captivating...
your my sweet sixteen.

rapist you don come again.

stellabenson33:
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fraud alert

why are our brothers from South West now raping people everyday.? useless agberos

CreampieAngela:
All ibos must go back to Biafra

igbos built Lagos. its a fact. ask your retired agbero father he will explain better to you in your language.

smarthG:
This is the major purpose Buhari was elected, and any person found wanting should be nailed hard including me.

If GEJ effd, then he deserves to be nailed!

I just check your profile picture, patience Jonathan left yanssh is hundred billion times finer than your ugly face.

Nigeria sorry. you elected an illiterate that can speak good English like our Kenyan president. and you are expecting progress from a toothless old man. OK Issorite

docsholz:
. Eyaah Jimi lost

at least we shook Lagos state, now they know we own dis Lagos. #no mans land.

the northerners have ruled for so many years, does that eradicate poverty from their land? NO!!
so who is fooling who.
appointment dis appointment that. benefit KO belle full ni.

its only in Nigeria things like dis matters. Obasanjo ruled for 8 years does that stop our brothers from South West to stop breeding thieves and agberos? NO!!

otukpo:
Please who is the father of this mumukwe?

the mumu na bastardd wey no get papa. one tout in ijebu ode impregnated his mother to have him. sad news for him.

his ashewoo need new makeups to remain beautiful for that his cocoyam head.

Ezekwesili Oby needs a job . but buhari have promise to give her a job if she continue to keep quite about chibok girls.

I don't know why I just like dis man call fayose . always saying the truth. carry on sir

watts75:
correct guy.!!!!!!!
Enjoy your money!!!!!!
Guy man!!!!!!
Correct dude!!! !!!

These are the kind of comments you get from an average South Southern. Instead of reflecting on how these guys have deprived the SS people.

Tomorrow, they will blame the Suya man on the street of Sokoto for all thier problems and woes.

shut up you dis poverty maggot. go and talk about obasanjo and thiefnubuu who deprived yorubbers from having so many things dey deserve.

he's a hero. we ss an se are behind you sir.

LagosBoi2:
none of your generations can attain that height in life

hard drug life shey?

buhari will kill this country soon.mark my word.

LagosBoi2:
Asiwaju of Yoruba Land

The Lion of Bordillon

Jagaban Borgu of Africa

The Awolowo of our time

The slayer of PDP

Father of all youths

Father of the Nation

I wish to meet you once again Sir

My political Mentor

I love you so much


Wailers are free to wail, that will be their hobby at least for the next 4yrs

your drug and rapist mentor abi?

I trust saraki, he won't leave that sit. and he will deal with efcc and tinubu soon. codedly