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Cool...firstly I don't use and charge my power bank becos i only use it whenever there no light or my phone battery is running low.

Secondly I'm a gamer.. Putting my laptop on my lap while using is it is a NO NO for me..

Thirdly I'm guilty of using my phone while charging but I learnt my lesson the hard way

It's started with my blackberry bold 5,the iron made side of the phone always shock me whenever I wanna receive a call while charging, then to my huawei mate 7 (the whole body is made with iron with amber gold coating except for the screen...

Mehn the fone is a shocker...


fyi... I use the word "shock" cos I wasn't really electrocuted but I felt little electricity passing through my body....

[size=15pt]what!!!....now I know love is really blind. [/size]

Edited
Better be a damn movie....

[size=15pt]Pls fellas, I need a First Class information about the form or post utme of this school... My cousin needs the info but he told me that nothing is posted on the school website....so plz I need students of this institution to help.... Thanks.[/size]

[size=19pt]THUNDER FIRE YOUR COCKEREL [/size]

suspecting this Duos.....

With it,can i hear what the angels are singing?

funny

kingmassa:
Pls let's shout down all South african offices and stop patronising them.

really?.... shout down..

R. I. P ENGLISH

seankafor:
op. As we don hear ur gist...make we begin grind stones? Next please...

any work you like you can do.... that's none of my bizz...

Ipledge:
She dey no get water closet or washing hand basin in the bathroom.I just tired for all this amateur masturbator

all what he did in the bathroom was to take pictures of himself when he was under the shower, and even showcasing the water heater in the bathroom... my friend saw all this in his fone but just ignored it..

wow... done it... Nevermind my comment earlier.. it's .5x... thanks

hmmm done that... but you need to see how slow my fone was after changing it to 5x...
i quickly change to to 1x and it became normal.. which was okay by me initially.


there is .5x and 5x.... which one..?

[b]A friend of mine was confused on what to do after explaining his problem to me.
according to him,
they just moved to their new house,but his younger ones are not around because they are still in school, after moving there,he met a guy who worked on the finishing part of the house..
this guy was left behind because his boss told him that he wanted to go get something from the neighboring town, which he never came back until a week later..
the guy was left with no choice than to stay at where he was working till his boss comes back, so he ask my friend if he could just squat for a little while, my friend agreed joyfully because he knows no one in the new environment, so the guy(apprentice) was his best option to hang out with.
my friend's parents works far from home so they are not always around, day 1 past....and everything was going fine..
fast forward to day 5....on that faithful day my friend just decided to check the room which the guy(apprentice) has been sleeping just to find different lines on the wall beside the bed like a water flow from the wall all dried up, even on the bed, furniture on which the bed was laid on and on the floor was all littered with sperm...
so my friend was confused that how could someone releases so mush sperm within 5days..
my friend was so disappointed so he just had to tell the guy(apprentice) to clean everything up,actually the guy wanted to deny but the evidence is just too visible for denial,so he has no choice but to clean it up..

the problem now is that the wall of the room was painted with oil paint.. initially when the guy(apprentice) cleaned it up, everything was fine but not squeaky clean which my friend didn't notice..
now the guy (apprentice) has gone and everywhere he cleaned with water starts to show same signs of the sperm on the wall and on the body of the furniture but not on the floor anymore(tiles)..
my friend said he's never going to touch someone sperm not to talk of cleaning it.. but if his parent,most especially his father notices all this he won't take it likely..
my friend would be blamed because he was suppose to tell the guy to sleep in the sitting room not in one of the rooms in their home..
now what is he gonna do?




pls reasonable comments.... thanks [/b]

jascon1:
For Incoming Government And He by jascon1(m): 1:25pm
See wetin happen to me yesterday o. As I day press my fone to comment for this topic Na I mistakenly enter my neighbor compound. If u c my neighbor dogs eh. Their face big like full human being. I no go fit tell u detail of wetin happen but as I day type so Na only one finger I day use type

jascon1:
See wetin happen to me yesterday o. As I day press my fone to comment for this topic Na I mistakenly enter my neighbor compound. If u c my neighbor dogs eh. Their face big like full human being. I no go fit tell u detail of wetin happen but as I day type so Na only one finger I day use type

funny... but this was posted to political section not comedy..

Today morning was hectic for most ado ekiti citizens, even the travellers don't know what's going on..
everywhere was blocked by some tout finding opportunity to cause chaos...
i had to pay a little money before i was even allowed to pass through,at the end of the day i just have to treck to my destination when i realize i keep meeting them at every junction... it was horrible.

this untalented fellow,
thank God you even admit it... sucker!!!

hmmm,is the female student SEXY
If not, then what's so special about the news...
she's suppose to bath in the bathroom!!

baba don old na

why the innocent Corp members?
is there a point they are trying to tell or I'm just missing out?