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Autos / Re: *** Clean Title 2000 Lexus RX 300 Pre-order By Jinadujosefu Of NL *** by JinaduJosefu(m): 5:46pm On Jul 14, 2015
calculusx:
Nigerian Soil Sneak Pic

Thanks baba for the good work so far....inspection loading...
Autos / Re: *** Clean Title 2000 Lexus RX 300 Pre-order By Jinadujosefu Of NL *** by JinaduJosefu(m): 8:35am On Jul 12, 2015
WHaooo....I am overly impressed with the level of prefessionalism and transparency of Calculusx...He gave an ETA of 12 July....the ship already berthed on the 11th....I was able to track the proceedings of things myself online, I have the doc receipt which contains the correct information of the vehicle we agreed on......this is a vessel that loaded 10th of June....without any delays, it took a little over 4 weeks to sail down to Nigeria....unlike some guys that will give you unrealistic timeline of 21 days after payment....guys wise up, Calculusx, thumbs up

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Autos / Re: *** Clean Title 2000 Lexus RX 300 Pre-order By Jinadujosefu Of NL *** by JinaduJosefu(m): 12:16am On Jul 09, 2015
....cant wait to handle this machine ooo
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Meet 9-year-old Chioma Mayrschofer Whose Exclusive Art Exhibition Shakes Germany by JinaduJosefu(m): 9:23pm On Jul 01, 2015
...Thank God she was not given birth to by "you have to be a doctor" parents.....we all av to encourage and enhance the God given talent in our kids...
Autos / Re: *** Clean Title 2000 Lexus RX 300 Pre-order By Jinadujosefu Of NL *** by JinaduJosefu(m): 10:19pm On Jun 23, 2015
calculusx:
Vessel Loading @ the moment

Tracking will be updated in couple of days
Fantastic! Let the real countdown begins...
Autos / Re: *** Clean Title 2000 Lexus RX 300 Pre-order By Jinadujosefu Of NL *** by JinaduJosefu(m): 9:47am On Jun 20, 2015
freshvine:
Interior pictures please


[quote author=calculusx This has actually been paid for but we can get you something similar[/quote]

@Freshvine....Na my motor u wan look inside without my permission grin grin grin .

@Calculusx.... You cant even open the doors...u forgot the keys are with me grin grin grin grin

pun intended
Autos / Re: *** Clean Title 2000 Lexus RX 300 Pre-order By Jinadujosefu Of NL *** by JinaduJosefu(m): 9:20pm On Jun 17, 2015
calculusx:



Wa oooo. You beat me to this. grin

Pre-ordering Through Calculusx isn't only informative but educative. You get to track and see the process of the shipment yourself without having anyone telling you tales by moon-light grin
Yes, I can attest to that ... learnt a few stuff of sea freight in the last 1week... grin
Autos / Re: *** Clean Title 2000 Lexus RX 300 Pre-order By Jinadujosefu Of NL *** by JinaduJosefu(m): 6:43pm On Jun 17, 2015
I have tracked the progress and the vehicle is now permitted to load. Thanks bro for the update

Autos / Re: *** Clean Title 2000 Lexus RX 300 Pre-order By Jinadujosefu Of NL *** by JinaduJosefu(m): 1:17pm On Jun 13, 2015
Yea, that's true. After so much negotiations, all I needed to do was a little background check, a little risk assessment analysis from our communications and after all these, I knew Calculux is real and d right person for the job. I even wanted to transfer the money in trust but he insisted on a signed agreement in the presence of a witness...can't wait to receive the cuv and I am quite confident it will pass the mach test with the vin check history. Thumbbs up bro

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Autos / Re: Pre-order Cars/Suv With 50% Deposit, 7 Weeks Delivery by JinaduJosefu(m): 1:51pm On May 20, 2015
calculusx:


Lets do a rough calculation #1,4500,000 converted to $$ is 6590. $1000 for Shipping, $350 for Trucking depending on proximity, approximately $1600 for clearing, we will be left with $3640 which is impossible to get a clean title 2004 model Lexus ES 330 except salvage with minor repair.

I can deliver the one below at a cost of #1,786,000

Thanks for the info. As I told you, I am not in a hurry. You could help look for cheaper alternatives before July. SO we role from there. 1.78m is way above my budget. It can not be flexed to that level
Autos / Re: Pre-order Cars/Suv With 50% Deposit, 7 Weeks Delivery by JinaduJosefu(m): 3:24pm On May 19, 2015
Hi,

I am interested in a Lexus es330 2004 model, my budget is N1,4500,000. Kindda busy with some stuff now. Likely time of purchase is 1st week in July. Can you work with my budget and time-frame? Thanks. Sent u a PM but not sure u got it
Romance / Re: Best Looking Nairaland Couples 2013! by JinaduJosefu(m): 5:09pm On Dec 21, 2013
Idowuogbo:
JINADU OooooooooooooooOoOooooo... grin
lONGEST tym....u still do weed brought some skunk for u ooo
Romance / Re: Best Looking Nairaland Couples 2013! by JinaduJosefu(m): 2:45pm On Dec 21, 2013
Bellagio: 4 me,its Idreezy n his babe 4 winner bt y do I feel Idreezy finishd 4rm KSU..dunno 4 sure

If we follow the rules of the OP, photoshopped pictures dont qualify, then the Idreesy guy cheated.....u just have to look at that walexyll and his babe...phone pix, no edit, they look so great together.... I give it to walexyll

IDOWUOGBO oOOOOOOOOooooooo...... where are thou...miss u gan...back for u grin
Politics / Re: Abacha's Daughter Lash-Out At Wole Soyinka On Twitter by JinaduJosefu(m): 7:48pm On Jul 18, 2013
~Bluetooth:
If Nigeria was a sane society,that biitch should be spending the rest of her life in jail by now for the agony her useless father caused Nigeria. Very useless set of Mo'r'ons;like father like daughter.

Look at you, give an example of a sane country where children are arrested for crime committed by their parents. SMH. People like you are the cause of the country's problem-concluding without analysing the situation.
In a so-called sane country,smart criminals get acquitted. See O.J simpson trial and the recently concluded Zimmerman trial. Think dude next time before typing!
Crime / Re: Man Sets Pregnant Lover Ablaze In Lagos by JinaduJosefu(m): 5:31pm On Jul 17, 2013
SLIDE waxie: The girl sef na akalskia before.

Spere, omo irankinran...ashana...

So, na that kind lover she suppose get.

Wetin beautiful for this one before?

I wonder if some people ever think before typing.....hurried conclusion, baseless comment....lack of substance....

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Politics / Re: Dana Air Had Technical Fault While Taking-Off In Lagos Yesterday by JinaduJosefu(m): 6:15pm On Jun 11, 2013
Boeing412: Here's my personal experience with Dana yesterday....passengers beware o!

We boarded a dana flight 9J-357(LOS-ABV) yesterday at MM2 Lagos finally @ past 5pm after an hour delay,only for the plane to taxi,rise into the air a bit and suddenly came down again!

Everyone on board thought it was the end of our sojourn here on earth!

The pilot then announced it was a technical problem and didn't want to take chances so we had to board another plane...just barely a year after the last crash....makes me wonder if anyone cares about human lives in this Country!

Dana should b grounded til they stop "managing" planes.

...and u boarded another DANA plane?.....U sha no want make ur 30K waste abi....so Nigerians can risk their lives for 30K??....SMH
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Weird Things You Do When You Are Alone? by JinaduJosefu(m): 12:08pm On Oct 28, 2012
I lock d door

close all d windows

off d light

block all points of entry of light

lie down on my bed

cross my hands on my chest

make sure I'm not thinking about any thing

face up in d completely dark room with a faint smile on my face

do this for 2hours once in a week

learnt this from a NLder
what a great way to reliev stress
Romance / Re: Silly Things You've Done To Please Your Lady by JinaduJosefu(m): 8:37am On Oct 25, 2012
joey4jo:

Dude a hausa girl is a malo girl, doesn't matter if she's a classy or a hawlker. That's the point of the whole "bondage" to keep them away from badt guys like you. Unfortunately, its not working, I don't believe the girls, they are too old for that stuff, if they actually have been given out they would have been married before they are taken to higher institution, they only used that story so that you don't feel guilty, and make u feel like your liberating them.. Omo, they played you!
well, cant argue the malo thing with u bt in d area i served in niger state,the local uneducated ones were referred to as malo,u see them dressin gorgeously at night in their native dress,adorned with nose rings and earings,most often walkin in groups...going nowhere in particular,those were d ones we called malo chics that year......and concernin d playin thing,that one no concern me,in as much i chopped my punanies satisfactorily,whats my business if she played me or not.....and it also helped me coz that gave me enough reason not to think abt them again immediately after nysc....bt mind u,i met one of the fiance one on one,he had been takin care of the younger brother of Rukayat for more than 2years prior to that time
Romance / Re: Silly Things You've Done To Please Your Lady by JinaduJosefu(m): 8:13am On Oct 25, 2012
joey4jo:
Kk.. Na wa for u o! All this risk for that forbidden fruit. That's why malo girls dey vex me sometimes, pretence.
u cant really blame them,most of their husbands are bestowed on them....pple they dont av chemistry with.....they wud want to explore b4 spendin d rest of their life in "boundage"**but mind u,my own chics are not malo girls,they are d confirmed yariyan mai kio**
Romance / Re: Silly Things You've Done To Please Your Lady by JinaduJosefu(m): 8:02am On Oct 25, 2012
joey4jo:
Guy which state and area abeg.
niger state....i leave u to guess d area
Romance / Re: Silly Things You've Done To Please Your Lady by JinaduJosefu(m): 7:59am On Oct 25, 2012
omonori1:



Dude you sure say no be the female students wey you teach for secondary school as corper you dey kolombi..... Underage nawa to u o!
nope,neva....for the 3 years i taught after graduation b4 pickin up my job....i neva had anything to do with any of my student....that was my 1st principle,u lose ur respect as a teacher then u start avin an affair with any of ur students....Rukayat was avin her I.T in a LG while Alheri was an HND2 student in a neighbourin polytechnic

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Romance / Re: Silly Things You've Done To Please Your Lady by JinaduJosefu(m): 7:42am On Oct 25, 2012
Way back during my service year,we were warned neva to av any affair with indigenes coz most of them wud av been engaged at an early age....that was d practice in d north then...bt me with my strong head i dey "kolombi" 2 separate local chics that were about to marry....**no b my fault,those chics too like me**
and we were also warned to always return to our lodge latest by 10pm coz of d volatile security situation then and mosy esp. We werent speakin d language,we wont be able to defend ourselves if we were caught at night by d sucurity pple......
u wont believe i'd go 2ru a bushpath where dangerous animals had been killed previously to see these chics at their papa house around 12midnight and 1am...smoochin and makin out under d tree...then...wud return to my lodge 2ru d same bushpath around 2am,all alone
just thinkin about d risks when service year ended.....What if i'd been caught by their parents or friends to their fiance
What if I was robbed when goin to see them or when comin back to my lodge
What if I was apprehended by d vigilante or police and declared an armed robber
What if I was attacked by a dangerous animal esp. Snakes that were very common along that bushpath
There wud be one single answer to all of these....U have been warned....then i'd look like a FOOL
Miss u Rukayat and Alheri

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Romance / Re: He Made Love To Me Or He Had Sex With Me? by JinaduJosefu(m): 8:32pm On Oct 21, 2012
Idowuogbo: Lets make love bawo? No time! My own na...Darlingo! Come let's import and export or in my ngbatified moments, na bebe! Wa lana sibe. No more no less!
igbo in d system
Romance / Re: He Made Love To Me Or He Had Sex With Me? by JinaduJosefu(m): 8:22pm On Oct 21, 2012
I personally use d two depending on the occasion;
1. When my chic and i agree to make love...it wud be d normal borin missionary style...i'll move slowly into her with a nice R&B music...i wud handle her softly and gently but....
2 when we agree to have s.ex (oh ya ya yah!)...it will b an explosive section....tryin all nonsense that comes to our head...i rough handle her while she does d same to me....she gives it back to me as i give it to her.....it can last up to 4hrs with hard rock music load on the speakers!
Politics / Jinadu-josefu's Thoughts About Western Dominations by JinaduJosefu(m): 8:36am On Sep 20, 2012
EVOLUTION brings about a convincing and long lasting CHANGE other than IMPOSITION
There was an age when the most civilized set of people on earth would behead individuals for ridiculous offences like Blasphemy,Apostacy,Heresy,Possesion of the bible,Expression of scientific findings,etc....bt what brought abt this day civilization was not imposition by people that believed differently bt self-checking and collective effort against the hienous practice.They questioned the rationale behind their actions and underwent a process of "revolution of thoughts"...that brought us to d present-day civilization.
If a group of people have chosen to be alien and archaic in their way of believe,it's a decision others have to respect even though they might be looked upon as if they were tens of century behind civilization.
Imposition of the perceived right ways of life should not be done as it will never produce a lasting effect.It will only lead to sporadic and spontaneous chaos. It is like teaching a nursery pupil calculus! But if the people collectively think they need a change in their way of lifes,THEY should make the decision,not someone else making d decision for them.
Furthermore,we have to agree here that the rate of development in all circumstances would always be different. That is why a maize plant would bring forth its fruits in 3months while it would take years for a mongo tree to do the same. So,if some set of people feel they are not ready for civilization,they should be left alone,they have a longer "maturation period" than others...their "time" is coming soon.
Western impositions have been experimented in Africa and we dont need a soothsayer that it is failing woefully-Democracy is not working,failed in more than 90%,their policies put us into mess,remeber the IMF's devaluation of naira policy and Stuctural Adjustment Policies,their food has caused a lot of disorders-the 70's can food causing Cancers 2day...etc
abegiiiiii let the west leave the arab nations alone,leave them with their religion and believes no matter how bizarre their practices could look.
Leave them with their autocratic governance,they will revolt if they need any change...external influences would just bring more confusions!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by JinaduJosefu(m): 11:28pm On Sep 16, 2012
Hmmmm....i had mine when i was in part2 in d uni...i was keepin my hair-afro-...there was this woman(a Dr Miss) that always told me to cut it but i declined...
Then one day i slept in my block3 rm 81 awo hall in oau,i saw d woman in my dream tellin me to cut my hair again i declined,bt she sent 4 hefty guys to come and carry me....then she scraped my hair till it was shining....she then said to me "can u see u're lookin handsome now"......
Lo and behold,i woke up to find my afro scraped,no single strand of hair on d floor,no blade,everybody was sleeping.....guys,fear grip d hell outta me....i wan mad.....woke everyone up....they said they know notin abt it
on d 2nd day when i wan go confront d woman coz i told them the dream i had...that was when they confessed that it was one of the normal madness in awo hall called "aro" they(my roomates) did for me....what a relief!
Health / Re: A discussion on Bipolar Disorder by JinaduJosefu(m): 5:36am On Sep 11, 2012
kayswag100:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Nairalanders never fail to disgust me. how could u be asking for info' on bipolar disorder [b][/b]WHEN GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND?

99.5% of answers you will get wld be answers you can get urself. aunty, abeg make we hear word jooor!!
ur argument and conclusion is as empty as u!.....there is no crime in what d OP has done.....
1. we av medical personnels(psychiatry nurses,matrons,psychologists,psychiatrists etc) on NL that cud give us first hand info from their personal experiences...which we cud learn from and wud b informative.

2. a topic like ds gives room for constructive debate about conflicting ideas about the subject matter...e.g on ds particular thread,we've seen 2 different approaches to resolving the issue....some pple said lithium radicals cud resolve BP disorder while someone came forward with nutritional solution!.....

3. dont believe everything u see on google,there are some universal propangada to spread false knowledge and make d world believe somethings like.....HIV originated from africa monkeys,....Global warming is caused by greenhouse gasses generated by humans **when more than 90% of the world greenhouse gasses are naturally generated ,hw logical is that?**-a bid to sell expensive sources of energy to d rest of d world..

4. Thank God u said 99.5% of what is written here is from google,...that 0.5% that we wud get here cud b a cutting edge....let's learn to learn!

5. One last thing, think deep bro b4 postin nxt tym

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Romance / Re: Your Babe Confess To You Dat She Is HIV Positive After Bedroom Dance. by JinaduJosefu(m): 8:07pm On Sep 08, 2012
Romanus actually had d choice of buying a cup of Gaari or a pack of gold circle-both goin for #40....

Guess what?.... Romanus chose a cup of Gaari grin grin ;Dv grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Gunmen Invade RCCG Corpers' Lodge In Taraba State by JinaduJosefu(m): 5:22pm On Sep 07, 2012
Guys,dont mind Ess....he is lookin for undue attention...bt my real concern is the claim that such crime of that magnitude is labelled BULGARY and STEALING....a bid to trivialize it!
Crime / Gunmen Invade RCCG Corpers' Lodge In Taraba State by JinaduJosefu(m): 3:48am On Sep 07, 2012
GUNMEN, yesterday,in Jalingo, Taraba State, attacked members of National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, at the Family House of the Redeemed Christian Corps Fellowship, RCCF, behind Federal Government Girls College, FGGC, dispossessing them of money and other valuables.

It was gathered that the bandits held the corp members hostage for several hours after robbing them. The gunmen were said to have gained entrance into the lodge from a toilet in the female wing of the building, carting away three laptops, 24 mobile phones and an undisclosed amount of money.

Feeding allowance gone

One of the victims, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: “We were about 20 corps members in the lodge when it happened. All our phones were taken away.

“Some of us had more than one phones. Our monthly feeding allowance, which we contributed, was also taken away by the evil men.”
Another said: “We were sleeping when some men came in holding all sorts of dangerous weapons. Wenever resisted them. We obeyed their orders because we were shocked by fear.

‘They threaten to behead us’

“They asked us of our state of origin and religion, threatening to behead us if we misbehave.”

Confirming the attack, RCCF President, Banji Omogbehin, said: “The motive of the attack was unknown because the bandits asked us our state of origin, threatened to rape our ladies and behead us.”

Officials of NYSC, who visited the corps members, said the issue would be seriously dealt with, as the scheme would not tolerate such act on its serving corps members.

Police report
However, Police spokesperson, Amos Olaoye, said it was a case of burglary and stealing.
He said: “I can confirm the attack, but it is not robbery. We have not made any arrest yet but the police are investigating.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/09/gunmen-invade-nysc-lodge-in-taraba/


p.s: firstly,police claimed it was a case of bulgary and stealing.....when the assailants came in with weapons and met their victims,tamed them and threatened to behead them....this shd b a case of armed robbery and terrorism!


Albeit,the corps members shd thank their 'star' for being alive....that those blood-loving almajiiri graduates didnt carry out their threats other than shoutin "we lost our feedin allowance".....hmmmmm,.my kid broda is right to insist on re-deployment from kebbi state claiming all "abokis" are potential boko boys!
Crime / Re: French Mother Arranged For Her Daughter To Be Molested by JinaduJosefu(m): 3:12pm On Aug 11, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Thanks! I appreciate ur compliment.

Ode!
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