Any man u see who has only moustache....that man must be a drunkard...look at Ajimobi's moustache, u will know that he's a heavy drunkard

To even imagine that less than 24k people would be able to exercise their franchise on the day of the election, it shows there shouldn't have been any supplementary eletion in the first place cos if the whole 25k people voted for PDP, they still lost to APC

INEC should have just announced APC the winner and then Faleke steps in

Bulshit....abeg, the should even cancel the whole election and appoint a military administrator to govern the state pending the time the whole court cases would be settled

thatsincerechic:
Luckily for me, in the afternoon of the day Amaka left the house, while I was lying on the bed after I just had a cold shower for the fourth time that day, because I was feeling hot and hungry and remembered how I was told by a church member during fasting, (she always appeared strong while I always suspected she ate while nobody was watching but one day, she told me the secrete to her strength during 3days dry fast in church was because she bathed constantly, almost anytime we were not praying and,) that the best way to keep your mind from food is to have a cold bath.
So you see, I made use of the information and to an extent it helped because I was lying on the bed feeling relaxed and scheming on what I would do to get money and then a
"knock knock... Can I come in"
Someone shouted from outside opening the door at the same time.
"yeah... No p" I mumbled
And he was in, his name was Hammed, a neighbour, and then he started telling me how he was hungry, he wanted to ate rice and stew, although the rice was ready but the stew wasn't, his girlfriend who was supposed to come around and prepare the stew had called earlier to say she would no longer come around because she was busy and that he was finding it difficult to prepare the chicken for the stew.
At the mention of chicken, I sat up, adjusted my clothes and listened attentively and smiled.
"and i wanted to ask you... Please don't be annoyed. I don't know if I am inconveniencing you.. If you can prepare the stew..
"why not! (I interrupted him) haba... With all pleasure jare(I said smiling) you are not inconveniencing me at all ooo how na? "
And then Hammed said
" or maybe I should just prepare noodles and wait for my girlfriend to come because I feel... "
" what are you saying sir! (I shouted, my eyes roaming, my muscles twitching and legs getting ready to stand up) I said you are not inconveniencing me (and when I realised I was shouting, I lowered my voice and quickly said, smiling ) I will gladly prepare the stew for you jor (and then I was up) oya let's go.. " heading out the room first before brother Hammed would have a second thought......

Ebinna.....FFO....

See Okorocha's wife behind in the first pix....i still dey wonder how two hefty human beings dey knack themselves for bed

Jumia is overrated....i have been keeping vigil on the website since yesterday thinking the price will drop....for where....

What's the essence of having black friday when you are only giving 10percent discount on goods....

Abeg I wan enter Gbagi and dugbe make I select in dozen price

A 91year old president....Africa is doomed

thatsincerechic:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Now I am tired...
Just as many of you have taken your time to read this story so have i taken my time in writing it. I cannot please you... I am not writing this story to satisfy your sexual urge(this is to those that are only concerned about Bleep)
I started out with a good intention of narrating my story to many out there who are going through what I went.. I wanted them to learn from this.
Now to those who want a summary, this is a story, stories are usually long narratives. Pls have it in mind that as I post comments I also see comments on this thread.. Majority of which are of obscene thoughts and it's a big distraction to me... Now do this
Imagine you were with friends, or should I say students whatever setting you wanted, and you were telling your story and some are throwing one or two sentence which is totally out of order, not what you have in mind because it is not what you experienced. Now how would you feel
To those that say I was running out of lies because I haven't mentioned the part where I had sex, pls bridle your tongue because You can not tell my story for me.
And to those who say they are bored with the story, just as you are bored, I am also bored because I was no longer seeing reasonable comments as I progressed and i am pretty sure that majority of those that tarried along up till this point are those that are eager to read and enjoy the sex scene. Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, I didn't start my story to ENTERTAIN but rather to ENLIGHTEN you on what is going on in our society.
To those saying I was making the stories shorts so i could garner pages, well sorry to say this but I think you are myopic, if you religiously followed from the beginning you would see comments on when I said I was at work.
And to the young man, that asked me why I Did not type everything out in a computer and uploaded all once instead, well you see sir, I started this story after a thought came to my mind, I was so motivated that I decided to register as a member on nairaland because I have always been a visitor on nairaland and this is my first topic on nairaland. I actually thought I could tell it peaceful as it progressed and not to be confused at the long run by many of you who wanted a different story.

Since you are not patient enough to know how I used what i had to get what I wanted.... You would probably never know.

My experiences are my precious moments because they shaped me into what I am today, and I won't have it altered because I want to tell a story on nairaland.

At this junction I drop my pen!

# walks out of thread*******

Hey u...what are u taking us for....are you trying to blackmail us

I am not a fan of too long story, and dis is the first time I will open a thread and read everything from first page to this present page and when u are even suppose to be appreciative for the supportive comments so far, u even have the guts to walk out on us....what an insult

Abeg if u wan walk out, kindly buy recharge card and refund every MB I wasted reading everything frm the begining....nonsense

I bet he can even cram the names of house of representative members off-hand....you think na beans to be a medical doctor

No be cramming dem dey do in medical school?

These kings mentioned above are paupers when it comes to royal wealth(permit me to use paupers)....except Sijuwade, others are average....

So a dead man can write from heaven

End time epistle

I could remember how a pretty lady approached me when was still in OAU one day...the girl said she's hungry and she doesn't even have tfare back to her house in town.....as a sharp boy, I come use d opportunity to ask her out after giving her some little change

When I got to my room in quarters...I thought about the whole scenario and gave myself a knock on the head and dirty slap for such an immature behaviour...so unlike me...how can I utilise the weakness of someone to my advantage....since then, I've been very courteous

Don't be mischievous...atw hat point are you folks teleguiding the movement of the president

Government is a continum...thats why the failures of the last ministers of ministries of works, housing and power was transferred to him...

It's been long these political and economic heavyweight met to fraternise and socialise

Thank God u acknowledge he built houses, tho costly to your logic...since 1999 combine all the ministers of housing, the houses they built were not even up to 20percent of houses fashola built in lagos

The motherfucker think after using over 15million naira to build a a house, the government should give it out to people for just 1million naira...useless fools

Oh boy...see Amaechi's face like...we too dey there

The thunder that will fire Metuh is smoking Oshodi weed

Tot they said it's not real or even situated in the east...

Tall and handsome....make sure you deliver and shame those people looking for Buhari's downfall

HungerBAD:
Saraki still sitting on a stolen mandate.

Just a matter before he becomes history. The New Nigeria we want, does not include the Saraki types.

Let sleeping dog lies

It's just damn inevitable...Nairaland has turned me to name-checker

Cnt just help it

Bobbystanley:
A terrorist can never be devastated because of the death of an individual unless the Victim is also Terrorist.

What an imbecilic comment from a lunatic ignoramus

The most hated personality in the whole of south east after Okorocha....but loved by every other tribes in the country apart from his people

Even Jesus was rejected by His jewish people, accepted by Africans and europeans

And to even imagine that the person instigating this clueless ideas was hiding his butt in far away London....

I cnt imgaine myself at this level of my academic attainment stoop so low to be receiving orders from someone in a foreign land....thats pathetic

Idiot....is he a Nigerian or not

Is he a Briton or chinese

Congregation of gbeboruns and gbefilas

I am amazed why autopsy wasn't carried out before burial

Religion is killing truth and fact in this country

No sauce, even the group is fictitious....ive said it before and I will keep saying it, Tinubu is the most popular Nigerian in the world....

There's no family his name isn't mentioned daily either for good or bad....haba

He hasn't met the bail conditions.....instead of these brainless and tactless charlatans to perfect ways to meet his bail conditions, they are always here on nairaland and every other social media network ventilating through their anus

I guess IPOB members are peopled with educated illiterates....no more, no less

This Tinubu na winch...hosting the wife of the president....this man get balls