When two or three women are gathered, there must be gist in their midst.

And salon gist is the best. “Some women have ‘mouth’. Even if a man does not want to beat them, they will push him to,” a woman said.

“My neighbour is a very quiet man. He was my husband’s classmate. His wife is a troublesome woman. We find ourselves wondering why he married her,” another woman added.

I had an urge to jump into the argument with both feet and win it. But I held off.

Biodun camdan and wait for her to finish. I know you want to say, I told my self. “Violence is not something anyone deserves.” Don’t wait to hear any yeye story, whatever happened is irrelevant the moment someone turns violent.

But because my middle-almost-name is Pay-chence I just listened.

“She heckles him every single day and he keeps quiet. We can hear her voice, they stay upstairs. One Sunday morning, we were about to get into the car to go to church when the wife flies past us in her nightgown and closely behind her is her husband carrying a knife and wearing just his boxers. She dashed across the street and a car almost knocked her down. My husband and other neighbours gave chase and caught this man. He was shaking with rage. He was ready to kill her and face the police.”

Now I am curious, what on earth led to that?

“Later when he was calm, he said he had been playing with his baby on the balcony. His wife came climbing the stairs and made a remark about him not throwing her child down. He was irritated and asked her if she thought she loved the children more than he. She started name calling as was her usual MO. He decided not to say a word. That got her even more riled up. She began to taunt him and then she dropped the big one.”

Ok, so what was the proverbial straw?

“She said, mumu man, stay there and be paying someone children’s school fees.”

http://www.sabinews.com/divorce-is-bad-o-but-i-love-it-abiodun-kuforiji-nkwocha/

For those who are asking how to reserve their number and what happens after, here is the process
I just registered and I am waiting for whatever goodies ntel has in store.


Log on to www.ntel.com.ng
Click on Reserve Your Number
Click on “choose your own number”
Enter your detail and your existing telephone number
Submit details
Type in Number of your choice up to a maximum of 5 phone numbers
Check Availability
Reserve now
On completion of your reservation, ntel will send you an email confirming the details of numbers reserved against your name
Look out for news of ntel’s market launch: when it is announced, you will be notified to complete the activation of an ntel LTE subscription on your new number
Please remember to bring original ID documents (driver’s licence, international passport, national ID card) corresponding to your registration details when you come to activate your new ntel number

The Chief Executive Officer of ntel, Mr Kamar Abass, on Thursday said that the telecoms company had made its first Voice over Long Term Evolution (VoLTE) call in Lagos.

Abass made this known in a statement made available to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos.

NAN reports that NatCom Development and Investment Limited, trading as ‘ntel’, is the company that acquired the core assets of NiTel/MTel in liquidation.

It said that the test VoLTE call was made at 3.30pm at ntel’s new Tier III data centre located on Lagos Island.

The statement said that VoLTE calls were enabled over a carrier’s high-speed data network instead of on a voice network.

It said that VoLTE calls also connected faster upon dialling and featured ultra-clear high-definition voice quality.Ntel logo

According to the statement, the VoLTE call is completed in partnership with equipment manufacturers, LM Ericsson of Sweden and Sony Electronics of Japan.

”This crystal-clear, high-definition VoLTE call was made via an ntel SIM card and is set to be a significant differentiating factor for ntel, as it progresses with the roll-out of Nigeria’s largest Advanced 4G/LTE network due to be launched shortly.

”The successful test call is a confirmation that the key network elements are now in place to support the full commercial launch of premium integrated voice, video and data services over 4G/LTE.

”ntel network is built on the 900/1800 Mhz which are the most efficient propagation frequencies for the deployment of 4G/LTE technology,” the statement quoted Abass as saying.

The statement said that the VoLTE call followed ntel’s first data call on Jan. 18, and its first SIP voice call on Feb. 18.

It said that ntel would now progress work with Nigeria’s other mobile operators and international partners to perform cross-network VoLTE calls.

The statement said that the company would ensure that ntel’s customers connected with each other as easily as they could to both customers in Nigeria and to those elsewhere in the world, a network now comprising more than seven billion telephones globally.

It said that the test call was a further demonstration that ntel was fully committed to building on the acquired assets of NiTel/MTel to provide world class super-fast broadband services to support the Federal Government’s 2013 National Broadband plan.

The statement said that ntel would commence full commercial operations in its key launch states of Lagos, Abuja and Port-harcourt shortly.

http://thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2016/02/ntel-makes-first-nigerian-volte-call/

So basically, ntel is promising better services that what we've had so far. Do you think they'll deliver?

Ps: i hv done a lot of designs. Evrytin from cd jackets to posters to biz cards. Hope tiz ok 2 post 'em

@post. You are good. Hv u done anytin in coreldraw? Wld like 2 see them. Its d basic package i use. I like ur vibe-d nid to improve. I've kinda stagnated ova d past mnth. I fil challenged. Tanx

Could you say all of that again in English please.

We lost. Even with the papas. Guess that says it all

Bn a while guys. I see y'all are keeping it real. Av been doing a lot of stuff lately. I'l put them up soonest. Wil appreciate ur honest criticisms (no hatin pls)

Kemjisuper:

My attempt at a simple 2d logo as opposed to my usual 3d's. I hope I can do better with time.

I hope so too. Nice one

VIGINS GO TO HELL!!! ^{The fact ur one doesnt make you superhuman.}
Sex before marriage is a sin in the EYES of God.
Anything relating to sex fascinates us. Is why it always comes up
Being a virgin won't guarantee a happy married life
Your mate'll probably have done every dirty dirty there is
Just do the right thing=if can zip up, great.
If you can't control sex, how'll you control other aspects of your life[b][/b]

Still working on this. I need criticism pleeze!

True creativity is using the simplest tools, and behold, a masterpiece. Creativity is getting lost in all the new fangled software we use these days. I have seen some really gr8 designs here but we can get better. Cheers

seunnaija, please do

Yeah, I know. Reduce the resolution. Will be right back

Recent stuff. Wait till I get in the archives

You guys've got some great logos here. Y'all be hearing from me soon.

I'm looking forward to a great game. Both teams are well matched. May the best team win.
Who am i kidding? I want Barca to win so I can shut all them Man U fans up for once. Who tell una say Man U no fit lose?