When two or three women are gathered, there must be gist in their midst.

And salon gist is the best. “Some women have ‘mouth’. Even if a man does not want to beat them, they will push him to,” a woman said.

“My neighbour is a very quiet man. He was my husband’s classmate. His wife is a troublesome woman. We find ourselves wondering why he married her,” another woman added.

I had an urge to jump into the argument with both feet and win it. But I held off.

Biodun camdan and wait for her to finish. I know you want to say, I told my self. “Violence is not something anyone deserves.” Don’t wait to hear any yeye story, whatever happened is irrelevant the moment someone turns violent.

But because my middle-almost-name is Pay-chence I just listened.

“She heckles him every single day and he keeps quiet. We can hear her voice, they stay upstairs. One Sunday morning, we were about to get into the car to go to church when the wife flies past us in her nightgown and closely behind her is her husband carrying a knife and wearing just his boxers. She dashed across the street and a car almost knocked her down. My husband and other neighbours gave chase and caught this man. He was shaking with rage. He was ready to kill her and face the police.”

Now I am curious, what on earth led to that?

“Later when he was calm, he said he had been playing with his baby on the balcony. His wife came climbing the stairs and made a remark about him not throwing her child down. He was irritated and asked her if she thought she loved the children more than he. She started name calling as was her usual MO. He decided not to say a word. That got her even more riled up. She began to taunt him and then she dropped the big one.”

Ok, so what was the proverbial straw?

“She said, mumu man, stay there and be paying someone children’s school fees.”

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Is this suppose to be aa joke

Allah, I will kill her sef.

Knife isnt sufficient

He shldv used a machete