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Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by Jiteshell(f): 10:25am On Oct 18, 2014
TiffanyJ:
You're all welcome to this thread. I really appreciate your coming. Updates will start on monday. I wish you all happy reading.
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have been here since o, i don't just comment a lot, ya know, keeping it cool except when needed

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Literature / Re: The Complete Assassin by Jiteshell(f): 10:22am On Oct 18, 2014
tohero:

To me, I tot i described it. Don't tel me u r xpecting d WHITEs as characters except if u r 1grin. Actually I worked on d available pictures. In fact, d girl was using an headtie, made some manipulations with the characters to get dat results. I would love to here ur candid opinions. Tanks





Pls, do note dat nairaland server has compressed d file quality. So there are litle p wit d view.


It is all for fun!!!!!!!!
isorrait, i wasn't expecting whites, was expecting the steven to be a little bit more muscular, then stella to be really really different from what am seeing. The james in that picture looks like a teenager

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Literature / Re: The Complete Assassin by Jiteshell(f): 6:41am On Oct 17, 2014
tohero:
Hi, lovers of TCA, check ds out.

www.nairaland.com/1951101/complete-assassin-wallpaper
it would have been nice if the faces of the people you used fit the people described in the story

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Religion / Why Are We Not One??? by Jiteshell(f): 11:04am On Oct 11, 2014
Why are we not one

This question came up this morning in my room. I was just reading articles online and heard a roommate ask "why are Christians not one?".

This spurred me into writing this.
A muslim in the need to pray or worship can bodly walk into any mosque around and worship comfortably, though I know that there are sects in Islam yet it is all woven in a way that the are one body.

But in the church or body of Christ, everyone is to themselves. Here we see catholics screaming that pentecostals or protestants are not the real Christians. Arguments both online and offline, Christians fighting against each other on who is the right one.

The body of Christ keeps on falling as a result of our stupidity. We are called to be examples, living the life that shows Christ but we waste our times arguing on who is the right church. We have blocked our eyes and become blind to the darkness ravaging the world living in our own cocoon of rightness, we have blocked our ears to the cry of the lost souls wishing for someone to explain Christ and show him to them, we have blocked our nostrils with wool so as not to perceive the stench of destruction caused by devilish acts all around the world, we have blocked our mouth from speaking the truth to the broken hearted.

Oh Christians, my heart bleeds as I write this, why have we strayed from our purpose, why are we wasting time with church doctrines and ignoring the right things.

A deeper lifer cannot worship in another church all because of doctrine, a redeemer would see a gospel pillars member as a carnal entity, a winners member would see the synagogue church of all nations as a church dedicated to the devil, are you not already dedicated to the devil in your heart as you judge? A catholic would prevent her child from getting married to a pentecostal all because of doctrines.

Rather than living the life God called us to live, we are living a life enshrined in doctrines.

We have closed our hearts and let sinners keep on sinning, left new converts confused on what is right.

My hands shake, my heart bleeds, my lips tremble. What are we doing to change this. We have subjected ourselves to ridicule by unbelievers as a result of the scattered church. Even within the one church, there is discrimination with one department thinking the other is too carnal and within a department, insensitivity and discouragement making one wonder if working for the church of Christ is worth it.

It's time we woke up and do what's right. It's time we shove doctrines aside and become one body. It's time we focus on our purpose, on bringing in lost souls and showing them the marvelous light. It's time we embraced each other in love, it's time for a change.
Its time we show forth christ in unity.
It begins with you.
Thank you.

http://jiteomare./2014/10/11/why-are-we-not-one/
Literature / Re: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by Jiteshell(f): 7:28am On Oct 11, 2014
LarrySun:
Sent. smiley
Thank you smiley
Literature / Re: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by Jiteshell(f): 12:33am On Oct 11, 2014
LarrySun:
Sent. smiley
Can you also send to me? Jiteomare@yahoo.com. Please cry
Romance / Re: Four Myths About Premarital Sex by Jiteshell(f): 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2014
Missmossy:
Makes sense,but all of these doesn't change the world view perception of s3x.
which is sad
Romance / Four Myths About Premarital Sex by Jiteshell(f): 7:24am On Oct 10, 2014
Myth 1: “You should have sex with the people you date because you wouldn’t buy a car without test driving it first.”
It is true that one would not buy a car without test driving it. It is also true that cars are objects, and that a person who owns a car is supposed to use it. But people are not cars. We’re not objects. A married person is not supposed to use his or her spouse. A married person is supposed to participate in “total mutual selfgiving” and to exemplify the “absolute and unfailing love” God has for us. The need for a test-drive, when the quest is for a car, exists because we have to see that the means (a car) serves its purpose. The need for a test-drive, when the quest is for a spouse, is a myth, because a person who treats a spouse like a means to an end is a person who doesn’t love.

Myth 2: “You should have sex with the people you date or wedding night sex will be awkward.”
Or underwhelming. Or bad, as Kiri Blakelely recently wrote for the Stir: “Not everyone is great in bed, and most people don’t start out very good at all.” This myth — that we ought to have premarital sex so sex isn’t uncomfortable on our wedding nights — implies not solely that the quality of wedding night sex is paramount, but that how immediately sex is pleasurable is what determines its quality. But pleasure isn’t the only part of sex that makes it good. Unity makes it good. Procreation makes it good. That it facilitates teamwork and requires communication makes it good. (Fun fact: In a Yahoo essay, Michael Strauss at first shares Kiri’s sentiment: “You will both be much happier if you have at least moderate skill” before the wedding, he wrote. But then he added: “…especially if it was learned with each other.” Why it’s ok to learn with each other before you’re married but not ok to learn with each other after you’re married remains a mystery.

Myth 3: “You should have sex with the people you date because…body parts.”
Actual quote from Kiri’s recent sex post at the Stir: “Don’t you want to know if your husband is packing a hunting rifle or a tiny little plastic kid’s pistol? … I’m not saying size would be a dealbreaker, but don’t you have the right to know what’s down there?” Which I’ll answer with a question: Why do I need to know if knowing probably won’t change my mind? In subscribing to this myth — that we should have sex before we’re married because we ought to be familiar with certain body parts — we risk valuing a person’s parts more than we value a person.

Myth 4: “You should have sex with the people you date because you need to know you are sexually compatible.”
This myth wouldn’t be a myth if sex were static. But it isn’t. Even Kiri agrees (“Most people don’t start out very good (at sex),” she wrote), and so does Michael, who accidentally admitted that sex “skills” are learned. And they are, with communication, practice, patience, and time. Which means compatibility can be achieved. Which outs what actually underlies this myth: a quest not for compatibility (which can be achieved within a marriage), but for effortless compatibility, which wouldn’t require what we are far too quick to avoid: work.

Source: http://www.forteebello.com/uncategorized/four-myths-about-premarital-sex-guest-post-by-arleen-spenceley/

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 6:15am On Sep 19, 2014
DikSin:
Emm.. What are u doing here? Aren't u suppose to be. Sucking on myballs Its over between us two
undecided
Romance / Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 6:13am On Sep 19, 2014
DikSin:
Emm.. What are u doing here? Aren't u suppose to be. Sucking on myballs Its over between us two

angry
Romance / Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 5:58am On Sep 19, 2014
Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

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Phones / Advice Needed by Jiteshell(f): 6:41am On Sep 15, 2014
hello peeps. I want to get an android phone but need advice on which to go for. I have about 35000 naira. I love browsing, reading and playing games but do not want something too large in terms of size
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by Jiteshell(f): 9:35pm On Sep 11, 2014
elijahdre:
Which of the phones or tablets are u interested in sir?
blackberry q5
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by Jiteshell(f): 5:08pm On Sep 11, 2014
how much for delivery to benin
Phones / Re: Prices Of BBZ10, Q10 & Q5 by Jiteshell(f): 9:14pm On Sep 10, 2014
Whats the current price of q5
Literature / Re: PEMISIRE: ....a man's destiny by Jiteshell(f): 9:07pm On Sep 05, 2014
Nice comeback, am freaking impressed. But sha your grammer confuse me o
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Jiteshell(f): 8:20am On Sep 02, 2014
Well, i didn't realise i had mistakenly unfollowed this thread until i started getting mentions. Nice
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Jiteshell(f): 6:58am On Aug 14, 2014
From a lecturer to me "the cap on your head is making air not to enter your brain"

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Literature / Re: My Crony by Jiteshell(f): 1:18pm On Aug 13, 2014
TemitopeDaniel: Thanks Jiteshell, I appreciate this.
you are welcome
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Jiteshell(f): 12:56pm On Aug 13, 2014
codedbaby: Hey Guys am beginning to understand something in this story. When Aunt Vien went to her sister in Port Harcourt, Oleng's mother mentioned about her sister little secret which she ought to tell her. I think the secret is this. when Oleng woke up after delivery she looked for her baby and the Doctor said he died due to some complications. I think Aunt Vien knows about the baby's death all planed with the Doctor and Oleng's mother. what do u think pals?
I agree
Literature / Re: My Crony by Jiteshell(f): 12:42pm On Aug 13, 2014
thepatroit: CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PLEASE O!

Lovers of T. Dan, please no one shud beef me cos I came here to say my mind and point out sum tins 2d writer.
I left guest mode jst bcs of him.

T. Dan, no doubt ur stories r interesting and captivating and u r very talented in bringing stories to life bt ur grammar and composition aren't doing anything 4me.

Some tyms wen I read ur stories, I'm lyk WTF! I can't evn differentiate wen one of ur characters is having a thought or talking out loud. Pls make use of italics 4d thoughts or bold them or sumtin.

Then ur composition isn't working 4me. While I understand rushing to write 2 entertain ur readers, I'd prefer u take ur tym 2 edit ur story b4 posting. Sumtyms d names r mixed up. Sumtyms I dnt evn get wat u r writing until I read it again and re-compose it in my head. I min y serve bread and tea wen u can take ur tym 2 cuk and serve delicious fried rice and chicken?

Please don't ask me 2 giv u examples cos it wud b 2 much 4me 2 write out. Bt one example is-
'He gave her a scary look'.

U r fond of using dis wen itsnt called 4 in d situation. There r many kind of looks dt wud fit perfectly in dose instances.

I cud go on and on bt I hv 2 stp here. I hpe what I call CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM wud b taken in gud faith. Some readers MIGHT nt get it bt being in the literary society, one jst can't help bt notice dese tins.

I luv ur talent and hw u input researches or personal experience into ur work. Kip it up!

Tanx

I agree and most times, its almost like you are trying to simplify everything to look like a secondary school composition. No doubt, you are good, very good but you can be better. Abeg make una no eat me raw o

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Literature / Re: Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by Jiteshell(f): 8:56am On Aug 13, 2014
Present
Literature / Re: Story You Will Miss On Nairaland by Jiteshell(f): 3:42pm On Jun 27, 2014
Divepen: now that there has been an attack on naairaland database, many stories here have dissappeared...
which story will you miss till seun osewa repairs or restore them
as for me it is
elantracey:etohan
sammy hoe's everybody is a genious
and so many more cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed cry
cheesy I just realised that am no longer following you. Long time, how are you na
Literature / Re: The Claw, The Tail, And The Cross. by Jiteshell(f): 1:00am On Jan 09, 2014
Wow
Education / Re: SHELL Petroleum (SPDC) Scholarship by Jiteshell(f): 10:26am On Jan 07, 2014
hi everyone. when i sent my details to shell, my last seesion's result was not with it, is there anyway i can send it now?
Religion / Re: Nairaland Bible Quiz-you can join anytime... by Jiteshell(f): 4:27pm On Dec 30, 2013
Divepen:

Jite i c u
i help u greet Oga G.O oo
cheesy
Religion / Re: Nairaland Bible Quiz-you can join anytime... by Jiteshell(f): 10:10am On Dec 30, 2013
Oga G.O.
Literature / Re: What Lurks In The Dark by Jiteshell(f): 6:34pm On Dec 29, 2013
jayloyexten: APPRECIATION.
First of all I am grateful to God for this inspiration...(Baba we will still meet in my chambers for thanksgivin part 2)

In the words of Marcel Proust-
"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy, they are the charming gardners who make our souls blossom"

Its been an epic of rain, sunshine, dew and harmathan. Cuttin' through the thoughest time, through vale and heights.
This story lasted for six months and ten days- a long time indeed.
Yet some faithful and inspiring readers started from the sratch, people like Damex, Scon-p, Jemecks, Enomasly, Gameboy, profjingo, slickest.

Some others came afterward.
Dan, ERF, FR3EDOH,SPENDIDFLOZZY, JITESELL, XTOPHERA, RAFIC HARINHURLA TONYXX SWAG-WIZ TEEBEGS TUNSPEAR MARIEENKAY KAZYOTI SHAYOOR REX JEEZY ABITHEL DAVEREBRANDED DUXEYS KELSMIC OGOANITA FELIXANDRA GEN2JAYNEE UBIQUITOUSADE TOSIN7A PLAINMIRROR BULQLAY P-BENI jOnybOy....

And also to my silent readers, i must confess that you all were the wind that fanned these coals that now burn ablaze.

Thank you for your constructive criticism, for your words of ginger and encouragement, for even creating a light atmosphere by fallin' in love with yourselves, i.e shayoor and Rex (he he he)
For borrowing fones to read the story, for loggin in late and early to find updates, for buyin' credit 'nd Bis... for been patient, for coping with my failed promises (ie last night), for persevering...
you did alot, you are awesome and and amazing...

I also appologize for some short commings and typos as i know that they killed the flowz @ one point or the other.

Special thanks to Damex and Scon P for endorsing the story.

Gen2jaynee, you always made me smile when i see ur name... and you followed lately to the end, thank you (hugs and just one peck)

Scon-p, i cant thank u enough.

Damex... I'm speechless-thank u!

Erf, you were awesome, you inspired me @ many times.

Rex bro..., you too much thanks a plethora.

Shyoor i'm shy to say i love u, maybe i'm just playin wid words. Thank u.

Dan, o, a bowl of thanks wount suffice.

Mariee...kid momma, u coped wid ur tight schedules thanks.

Splendidflozzy... o, there are so many others that vibed the vibes to vibes, please just accept my summarised thanks as an epic of gratitude.

On the last note, may God spare our lives to gather next year for my second story on NAIRALAND.
I'm not sure of the title yet, 'coz there are actually two possibilities.

Also i am thinkin' of changin' the title of this book to VOLTURIS.
Coz i discovered a foreign film with the title WLITD.
I need your suggestions and advice on that.

I hope to publish this book 2014 when im done with editin' but trust, i will tip u when the book is out.
I dont really like Nigerian paperbacks for novels, but i'm still searchin' for a good publisher that can give me a New York feel.

What did you learn from this book, did it change anythin' or teach anythin'?

Thank you handsome' and pweedies, for those that doubt their beauty, thank you ladies and gent, ;-) I love you ALL!

C Oyinloye John Oluwatosin 2013.







thanks and the story was awesome. Vultoris would be great
Celebrities / Re: Sean "Diddy" Combs Shares Family Christmas Card With His Six Kids by Jiteshell(f): 6:01pm On Dec 26, 2013
Cute
Literature / Re: Fighting Back! by Jiteshell(f): 8:23pm On Dec 23, 2013
The story is really disjointed, you are jumping from scene to scene and it's not following
Religion / Re: Nairaland Bible Quiz-you can join anytime... by Jiteshell(f): 6:32pm On Dec 13, 2013
Thanks fam. For the wishes
Literature / Re: What Lurks In The Dark by Jiteshell(f): 5:53am On Dec 13, 2013
Uh oh, priest is their father?

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