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Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Girl you are on point. don't mind some guys chop n clean mouth. same guys will call you cheap when you don't demand for money
Thanks.

princechurchill:
So Nigeria's destiny is locked in APC broom?

EarthXmetahuman:
[s][/s]flat head will never make sense.

It's a curse.

chinawapz:
95% of the Fulanis no fit drive

HeyCorleone:
It is our tax they are using to do all these rubbish..

It shall never be well with these people.


Modified;

For all those miserable arselicking bastards misquoting me, y'all don't realise that this kid is being treated with Nigerian money. Money that should be used to resuscitate our hospitals and healthcare infrastructures is being used to take care of one man's son simply because he's your president, and y'all are happy.

Nigeria's progress would be difficult having around idiots who do not have idea of what the government is meant to do for them.

Modified;

So many insults and threats?! Why? Because I simply said the government should not use our tax for needless thing. What is even my business? Let them use the money meant for reasonable things in the country to take Care of themselves.

DLondonboiy:
Okorocha your mother is igbo but your father is not igbo...you bloody liar.
Your mother left her husband and went to ugwuawusa where she slept with an Hausa man who fathered you and your younger brother.

You are not igbo, you bloody ritualist.

Your mother is igbo, but your father is Hausa!

It was your hausa father that introduced you to IBB..
We know your story. Deceive only fools.

Kingwizzy16:
They look good sweet family


I thought they divorced oh

Nizguy:
tot they denied any thing recruitment??

Abee79:
So, you want us to click on the link so that we can read the rest of the article on your blog abi? Okay, wait for me make I drink tea first . . .

SalamRushdie:
EFCC should start with why Buharis previously thin cows are getting very fat while the Nigerian people previously fat are now thinner .

esaias1:
was begining to think its a copy and paste

PointZerom:
Make I no talk Wetin dey my mind.

Jsucre:
where two or three Arewa youth is...?

Desyner:
Same Arewa Youths who threatened Igbos (Not IPOBs) and didn't even get a invite to police station have spoken. Let's see between them and Masari who prevails.