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Hi Missy B.
@topic, Why havent some1 tot abt wht i'm wondering now? Are pastors babalawos of nowadays? How did u come abt d discussion with ur pastor?

^This girl once insisted i take her to tastee fried chicken eatry. Meanwhile there were chicken republic, mr biggs & tantalizers eatry right by us. She insisted so we had to go there (TFC which was far from where we were). When we got there, she asked for fried rice, two types of salad, a big chicken & juice. She couldnt finish half of d food after i've paid close to 2k for her food alone. My face changed sharp sharp. When she asked why, i tried to hide it but couldnt. I told her & she got mad. Pls who should be mad, i or she?

^In naija or uk? U dont like d food or were u 'forming'?lol

@jamolomo, Na 'formings'. U spend ur money to buy d food & them girls eat only half it. The funniest part: they still go home hungry!

Just a simple conversation wont hurt. Doesnt mean u're gon give any contact detail.

@blank, Thats rude.

No be only kneel, i'll stand on my head to propose. Whats romantic bout having ur man kneel down to put a ring on ur finger? Too much 'hollywood' & novels.

Mine happened 14yrs ago. Wonder why i should be shy to relate it. Dont do that kinda stuff no mo.

I dont wanna be known for asking ppl to share their experiences but its fun. I like real life experiences.
Way back in my junior secondary school days, we used to have this house girl (d chick make sense). She wasnt all matured then but her b'ooby make sense; she keeps herself clean+neat too. I used to feel she'll be my easiest route to getting laid but i never made an approach to her about it or forced her into it. She saw me stark n'aked once in d bathroom; wasnt her fault cos i forgot to lock d bathroom door. She smiled, apologised & left. I couldnt believe myself. 'Fortunately', d next time i went to her room, i met her in d same condition she met me in d bathroom. She was simply irresistable! I grabbed her, caressed & sucked her b'oo'bs. She didnt resist so i went down with my fingers (never f'ucked her). We continued like this for 2yrs. She used to sneak out midnight so we'll do our thing, till my mum caught us 1 day! I got d beating of my life that day. She stayed on for 1 more yr but we never did nothing no more.
Dont be shy guys; tell bout urs. We almost all did it once.

Babonboard, When he told u he'll like to see u later, didnt u think he could've asked u about d novel right then? He must have prepared his lines too for d 'd' day, lol. Too bad it all evaporated in a flash! U didnt help matters by freakin out too (believe me, u did). Well, he's past right now. But guys sef, cant we do better? Na wa o! lol

Not in lagos. Too much fakers.

@Babonboard: Believe me, if d guy had posted here, he would have posted that experience as his most embarrassing toasting experience, lol. Pls find ur way back to him. He likes u as much as u do him. Just create an enabling environment for conversation. Ask d questions this time, he may be more inclined to talk. I wish u d best.

^My bad. Never meant to insult u sha.

^Alast! A sincere lady. Good. U for toast d guy. Who knows if he likes u but lack some courage.

Smokers are liable to die young. Believe me, its true.

@poster, Go Bleep urself! Why badmouthing someones religion cos she denied u s'ex? Did she ask for d things u buy her? Are there no girls where u worship? Just concerned sha.

Where have i been?! Watching my dear team get knocked out. Well, its all good. I cant help but continue laffin about d experiences i've heard here. Keep it coming guys. D girls are shy to tell us about when they once freaked out.
@Cyberfreak, can u pls tell me? I'm referring to ur last post.
@sofeco, guy why u dey drag cyberfreak with me na?

Cyberfreak, i love ur confidence too. Aint we just 'perfect' for each other? Forget d "another girl" matter, i want u. Pls say yes this time. Plssssssss,
@beylinko, lol

@cyberfreak, Shower me with insults & i'll be cool with it. I'll count it as one of my embarrassing toasting moments, lol. So does this mean we're on? Pls dont say no.

@Sofeco, u're funny. Ok i'll put a pic b4 d week runs out.
Never said i'm cute tho.
@Cyberfreak, Its kungfupow@yahoo.com
@Ruddie, thats a lot of patience. Good.

@cyberfreak, I dont put my pic out online. Got some nice pics tho. Lets chat via YIM. We may arrange a meet/go out on a date. Watchasay?

@Cyberfreak, I dont know how good i look. U can check it out for urself. Hope u wont be disappointed if i dont look as good as u think 'good'. Ppl say i look good tho.
@kimi, lol

@cyberfreak, Its not that girls dont freak out sometimes when a cool guy walks up to them or looks their way. U dont wanna hear my experience with respects to that. Yeah. One must be olodo once or more in a lifetime. These days all i have to do is look at u & smile, walk straight to u & ask u out. Very hard to resist. Even if u resist, u do it very mild.

@Vtuclan, that was funny.
@Omega, thanks 4 d translation.
@area boy, how did u redeem urself?
@magnum, silly things men do.lol

I go from d lips to d chin, to d neck, to d bo'obs, sniff her arm pits, go to her navel, to d inside of her thigh, then i turn her around, go to d back her ears, to d back of her neck, to d lower part of her back, to her curves, turn her around again while i kiss d inside of her thighs again, go downtown & lick it real good. Then we get down to bizness. Aint no bragging (i dont), they say they like d way i kiss. Not on d lips.

@tboy, lol.

@omega, lol

Xamphara, lol.
Rokiatu, she likes me. Its still evident till today. She just wants to talk to me with any slightest chance she gets. I think she was just jealous d last time (d other girl was very beautiful too).

We are now just 'hello - hi' friends (tho i know she wants more than that).

Mine happened in company where i usually come for business. She politely told me we cant talk d 1st time i approached her cos she was kinda busy. She likes me (most ppl do), which is obvious from her body language whenever she sees me. I like her too & she knows it. She saw me talking & laffin with another girl d next time & all hell was let loose. She ignored me when i approched her. I followed her outside to d reception then she shouted, "dont u know this is a company? Why do u keep running around harrassing girls here? Pls stop following around & lemme be"! I wished d ground would open its mouth & swallow me cos there were 'a thousand & one' eyes starring at me.