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@poster, u're perfectly right when u said they argue on what they have little or no knowledge about & expect u to accept their own point of view even if u're a professional in that field. My cuz perfectly fits into that description. So s'tupid!

I need a 2 bedroom flat btw 200 to 250,000 at aguda or anywhere in surulere. Pls i need suggestions asap.

I'm not married.

I have 2 see ur face b4 ur brain. On d other hand, naija singer 'flavor' said in 1 of his songs: "maka na mama mu gwara m si na ezigbo agwa bu mma nwanyi o."

Weedinla, i'm richer than u. I dont need to know u to be sure of that. Have a nice day f'ool.

@OP, U dey fall guys hand. Dont ask me how.

@Weedinla, I'm talkin reality here boy. U think i talk r'ubbish like some of y'all kids who fantasize about impossibilities? They do profitable business with their money; they have their money workin for them! Have many of them as friends & associates. Will be there very soon. I aint telling u 'dem say'.

If u're worth at least 10 mil & above in cash (cars, house, jewelries excluded) then u're a big boy.

@poster, u didnt change your profile pic. Ur real pic is there. U effd up dude.

Ikechukwu ft don jazzy - Nows d time to know who's got d money.

Neva told a lie!

Thinking about why i aint thinking about nothing. Damn!

Ikechukwu ft don jazzy - Nows d time 2 know who's gat d money.

@Lbotus, I like u too bro.
@Queen B, Of course it should sound dangerous (i warned u earlier). 'U may be tempted to ask me to kiss other places', remember?lol. I'll gladly wait for that part (save d best for d last). So u're good with d wine? *Rushes to d freezer & gets d wine. Pours some in Missy's glass* Baby i think this song (rap music playing in d background) is too strong. Can i change it sumthin more romantic?

Those are my lines. Like em? Freestylin.
I'm happy its better now. Just chill, when we get to d rubbing (oil) & kissing part, ur life will never remain same, lol. U wanna sip on my blood? U a vampire? Well i love vampires when its u. But, how do i go about d blood for now? I cant multitask (washing u while drawing blood outta my body). Lemme get u red wine (red like blood); it'll serve till i'm thru with d washing, kissing & rubbing. Then u get d blood.

@Chinesedoll, Why u wan spoil show na? What God has joined, . . .lol
. Ol skool makes sense sometimes u know*winks*
@Missy, Ok luv. Didnt know scrubbin it that hard hurts. Neva meant to hurt u, inshort i dnt have a heart to. *Rushes to d room & gets d oil (dont wanna keep mi queen waiting after d scrub) Starts scrubbing gently* U enjoyin it now? U've got very sensitive feet. Do u need sumthin to sip on?

Missy, U know u're my queen & u only will i serve. I musnt stop till mission is completed *Starts work* U've got very soft & beautiful feet mi luv. Cant i rub scented oil on them when i'm thru?

@skfa1, We dey do 1 thing 1 thing a.k.a african romance, lol. Wheres my Queen B?

^Do u like it with rubber sponge, foam or towel? I'll kiss ur feet when i'm thru but be warned that u may be tempted to ask me to kiss some other places passionately, lol.

*Gets apricot scrub to wash Missy's feet (anything for mi lady)*
Dont worry baby, i paid d fine. Dont trust these jail warderns lest u charm them with ur beauty & they demand sumthin else, lol.
Can we get down to d wash biz?
@Snowdrop, Take it easy bro. Ur blood dey hot o! Or are u applying to be my bestman on our (i & Missy) day?lol

@snowdrops, What do u expect with that kinda beaut?lol

^U know its a criminal offence punishable by d law to look this beautiful, lol. So will u go to jail or pay d fine? Forgive my rudeness, i am a bounty hunter & my only job is u. Dont worry, i'll quit once i get u (took d job just cos of u).

Hi Missy B.

Abbygyal, What?lol

None. For sharp runs, lol.

Hi Zeal.

@Indie, I know a lot of women who s got abroad husbands. Most of them are f'uckin single dudes! Believe me, I should be f'uckin some if i so wished. Tempted many times.