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Romance › Re: Is First-cut Really The Deepest?? by JoanJohnson(f): 11:27am On Sep 11, 2012
I use to think it was the deepest, until this very one happened to me, its not just deep but it dugged a pit in my heart, i still can't get over it.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Monaliza Chinda In 2012 Shoot Out by JoanJohnson(f): 10:03am On Sep 11, 2012
kulyie: Shes soooo beautiful,as far as am concerned shes prettier than d over hyped geneieve
She is beautiful no doubt, but am sure u knw that for Genevive to still luk younger than her age makes her more beautiful than Monalisa. U can't compare an African colour wit one u can always buy @ d market (cream to tone). Black is beauty, anytime, anyday, anywhere.
Romance › Re: But he was using her Bottom as a makeshift pillow... by JoanJohnson(f): 3:52pm On Sep 07, 2012
Very simple, just walk quitely out of the houz as if i didn't see anytin. He can say anytin later, but for dat moment, all i'll do is leave the scene. No quarelling or crying.
Romance › Re: How Long Should I Wait After One Relationship Ends To Start Another ? by JoanJohnson(f): 8:11pm On Sep 06, 2012
Give urself a break, i've bin alone without being in a relationship for 6 months nw, and am very fine, by the time the next person comes, u'l be more careful b4 jumping in. The world doesn't start and end with sumone in a relationship.
Romance › Re: What Albert Einstein Said About Kissing A Pretty Girl by JoanJohnson(f): 7:04pm On Sep 06, 2012
Alot of pple do it, especially in our Nollywood Movies. Ope they get to see this, cuz pple see them do it and follow trend.
Romance › Re: A Manual For Understanding Women....vol.1 by JoanJohnson(f): 5:37pm On Sep 06, 2012
AmBeautiful: Besides you men are no better!
My dear, tell them, men always think they are easy and simple to deal with, meanwhile u live ur whole life trying to know the man u're living with.
Romance › Re: 45 Things A Girl Want, But Won’t Ask For It From You. by JoanJohnson(f): 7:08pm On Sep 05, 2012
Hmmmm, dis is nice but hw many Nigerian Men can really do this, all this are seen in movies jooor.
Romance › Huge Debt After Wedding, Who Is Responsible? by JoanJohnson(op): 11:38am On Sep 05, 2012
Alot of couple finish their wedding ceremonny with alot of debt waiting to be paid, i always ask myself who is responsible for it, is it the man accepting whatever the bride says or the bride wanting her wedding to be colourful like she has always dreamt of?
Romance › Re: What Does A Girl Look Out 4 In A Guy??.... by JoanJohnson(f): 9:51pm On Sep 04, 2012
I like a God fearing man, and a man that makes me laugh, if i can be so free to laugh with him then am comfortable wit him. In as much as money is important, he has to fear God cuz wen he fears God, other tins will fall in place like Love, Respect, Care etc. Neatness not excluded ooooooooo, mi hate dirty guys without swag.
Fashion › Re: Accessories You Hate Seeing On Guys by JoanJohnson(f): 7:19pm On Sep 03, 2012
Apart frm the wedding ring and wrist watch, any other jewellry is disgusting.

Also, skinny pants and Jean, i don't want to knw hw ur boxers luk, so stop the sagging and cover up.
Romance › Re: What Do Guys Admire In A Lady? by JoanJohnson(op): 8:43am On Sep 03, 2012
CFCfan: Welcome to nairaland, Joan Johnson. Please avoid posting "how will this affect the ..... of......"
Thanks, buh didn't get the meaning of the msg u sent.
Nairaland General › Re: What Are Your Mannerisms? by JoanJohnson(f): 9:24pm On Sep 02, 2012
I like using 'Its a lie' even wen i know it isn't.
Nairaland General › Re: Three Great People You Would Like To Meet. by JoanJohnson(f): 9:01pm On Sep 02, 2012
Jesus - When i get to heaven.

Juanita Bynum

CeCe Winans
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? (please Choose) by JoanJohnson(f): 7:48pm On Sep 02, 2012
Acidosis: Please feel free to share..

° oopps! wrong thread. I am Married!
° I am a Reverend Father/Sister
° I'm a teenager
° Not bouyant enough
° No suitors
° I am comfortable with my Boyfriend/ Girlfriend
° I don't need a wife/husband
° My mummy says I'm too young
° I'm yet to find my missing rib
° I'm scared of women/men
° My Pastor/Iman is yet to approve
° I'm still praying for a life partner
° I'm yet to hear from God
° My wedding plans is on..
° Still awaiting her response
° I can't combine marriage and academics
° Too many suitors.. ..So I'm confused.
° I don't want to hurt my boyfriend/girlfriend.
° I am a young man/lady for christ sake!
° @OP, Whats your business? ?
Still praying for a life partner. You got anyone for me?
Romance › What Do Guys Admire In A Lady? by JoanJohnson(op): 7:13pm On Sep 02, 2012
What are those qualities u admire in a lady, maybe when wen known will be noted.
Romance › Re: What Do Women Do, That Pisses You Off? by JoanJohnson(f): 7:04pm On Sep 02, 2012
saint pipe: I hate the word 'whatever'
Some dumb naija ladies actually thinks it makes them sound sexy and gives them class undecided
Hahahahahahha, dis is so fuuny buh its true, i totally agree with you.
Romance › Re: Describe Your EX As A Type Of An Animal... by JoanJohnson(f): 5:58pm On Sep 02, 2012
Dnt knw the animal to use, he was a skimmer, took all i had, my love, strampled on it and got missing till date. Stupid guy he was.
Romance › Re: Describe Your EX As A Type Of An Animal... by JoanJohnson(f): 5:57pm On Sep 02, 2012
Dnt knw the animal to use, he was a skimmer, took all i had, my love, the little money i had and got missing till date. Stupid guy he was.
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Month To All Nairalanders by JoanJohnson(f): 5:42pm On Sep 02, 2012
Amen, powerful declarations. Wish u same. [quote
author=God's-Word]I ask for God's brain to drain away the rain of
pain in your life and in the live of all Nairalanders and fall rain of
gain on us all so that what we all obtain and ordain to be will not turn
into vain.

Just like the Eagle,
we will all fly.
Just like Gold, we will all be valued.
Just like the sun, we will all shine bright.
Just like the river, we will all flow unlimited.
Just like the palm tree, we will all flourish.
Just like money, we will all be useful.
HAPPY NEW MONTH TO YOU AND TO ALL NAIRALANDERS!![/quote]
Christianity Etc › Re: Nike Oshinowo Avoids Churches Because Of Unnecessary Attention by JoanJohnson(f): 5:31pm On Sep 02, 2012
Dats bullshit, she can't go to church becuz pple look @ her, then no need to even attend other functions or grant interviews. May God have mercy on her.
Romance › Re: Can Lust Lead To Love?? ... by JoanJohnson(f): 5:19pm On Sep 02, 2012
I don't tink lust can lead to love, wen u see a person, u get attracted to the person, nt necessarily d physical built, maybe the way he/she behaves and u gradually grow in love. Anything outside this dont last.
Fashion › Re: An Accessory You Hate Seeing On A Lady? by JoanJohnson(f): 5:11pm On Sep 02, 2012
yuncka: SANITARY PAD!
Dats wat we cannot do without, so take it off ur list and mind.
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Teju Babyface's Church Wedding by JoanJohnson(f): 4:38pm On Sep 02, 2012
Happy Married life Teju, cuz after the wedding comes Marriage. Congrats.

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