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Entertainment / The Lagos Premiere Of Hoodrush by JoanJohnson(f): 9:36am On Oct 17, 2012
The premiere of the movie, HoodRush (Bimbo Akintola, OC Ukeje, Gabriel Afolayan) took place last Friday at Silverbird Galleria. Click the link below for reports and pictures from the premiere http://nollywoodmindspace.com/2012/10/17/the-lagos-premiere-of-hoodrush/
Health / Why Do Some Girls Have Big Stomach? by JoanJohnson(f): 7:23pm On Oct 15, 2012
Am so concern as to why some of our gals will have big tommy and one wld think they are pregnant. Wats the cause and how can it get reduce? As for me, its flat all the way.
Romance / Re: My Ex Named Her Child After Me by JoanJohnson(f): 3:08pm On Oct 15, 2012
[quote
author=ITbomb]i saw this coming. the husband will smell a rat. start
searching for the rat. finds the rat. and kill the rat.
lets pray the name of the rat is by no means same as the name of his
first son[/quote]

Hahahahahahah, u are so fuuny. Can't stop laughing.
Car Talk / Re: The First Thing You Do When You Enter Your Car? by JoanJohnson(f): 2:34pm On Oct 15, 2012
Start the car, and wind down, i air the car first b4 doing any other thing.
Romance / Re: Name One Bad Habit Your Partner Has? by JoanJohnson(f): 8:13pm On Oct 14, 2012
Eating in between meals, so annoying.
Romance / Re: y by JoanJohnson(f): 5:14pm On Oct 14, 2012
I can stay as long as 4 months without a bf cuz am comfortable with distant r/ships but with my hubby, 3 months is ideal cuz he might be working offshore or going for training. And he has to kip the money cuming for up keep.
Romance / Re: 15 Ways To Find A Husband by JoanJohnson(f): 5:28pm On Oct 10, 2012
Some of the steps you gave are nice, but i don't have to go out of my way in doing what i don't like simply becus i want a man, i'll only end up pretending to him and which will eventually crash the r/ship becuz he will love me for what he saw as first. God gives us our heart desires at HIS OWN TIME, we just have to be of good morals and at the right place at the right time and also we have to pray and be expectant. You partner will come wen God has seen that you are ready. Ask God to help you recognise him/her wen you see the person and to hear clearly from God to know that which He has choosen for you
Romance / Re: Ladies; Can You Sleep On A Mat In Your Boyfriend's Apartment? by JoanJohnson(f): 5:18pm On Oct 10, 2012
I don't even like the foam thing, i av slept on a mat before in ma bf's house, its no big deal.
Romance / Re: Is It Just Natural That You Miss Your Ex? by JoanJohnson(f): 5:12pm On Oct 10, 2012
I miss my Ex once in a while, maybe wen i see sumone or anything that reminds me of him, i still remember the bad ones wen i see bad tins that is as bad as him, i still remember him. Sum Ex are worth missing.

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Fashion / Re: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by JoanJohnson(f): 5:00pm On Oct 10, 2012
I personally can go out without make-up, dat i have been doing for weeks now, but as a babe, sumtimes we want to look bright, make-up gives you a bright look especially wen its done mildly. I think its good wen in moderation. But sum gals go d extreme wen applying them.
Celebrities / Re: Cute Photos Of Chidinma by JoanJohnson(f): 4:45pm On Oct 10, 2012
She is cute, love the display and creativity of the Ankara she used. Real nice.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Flaunts Baby Bump by JoanJohnson(f): 10:29pm On Oct 07, 2012
Wow, good to see this pix, she has added alot of weight oooooo, pregancy changes women alot. Anyway she is my besties anytime anyday.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Flaunts Baby Bump by JoanJohnson(f): 12:24pm On Oct 07, 2012
Wow, always wanted to see this. She's so cute as ever buh i think she has added weight. Still my besties actress anytime, anyday.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia In New Stunning Photos by JoanJohnson(f): 9:40am On Oct 05, 2012
KINGwax: i might not like tonto dike, but to me she's the hottest!

No doubt about ur opinion buh Tonto is just about 26 or 27 years wait till she gets to Regina Askia's age cuz with the way she is living her life i doubt she will still luk sexy to you den.

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Romance / Re: Using A Woman As Your Best Man by JoanJohnson(f): 12:14pm On Oct 04, 2012
@OP, go and see the movie "Maid of Honor". Its a foreign movie, wen u're done with it, then u can decide who to use.
Romance / Re: How Do Guys Cope With More Than One Partner? by JoanJohnson(f): 8:15pm On Oct 01, 2012
The guys av refused to comment, badt guys.

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Romance / Re: What Was The Reason Behind Your Breakup? by JoanJohnson(f): 3:55pm On Oct 01, 2012
Distance, and i didn't trust him @ a point.

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Politics / Re: Concerns Over Governor Dickson’s Health Rise by JoanJohnson(f): 10:29pm On Sep 30, 2012
I just watched the 10pm news now on STV, and Dickson spoke. He is fine, nothing is wrong with him. Pple should stop spreading false rumour.
Romance / Wedding Night by JoanJohnson(f): 9:59pm On Sep 29, 2012
Is it really important for the newly wed to make luv after the wedding ceremony that day? It seems its a most do, won't they be so tired?
Am not married yet but i think one could be tired, after all, they still have more days, months and years together.
so what's ur take on this?
Family / Re: Touching Lies Mothers Tell Their Children by JoanJohnson(f): 4:08pm On Sep 25, 2012
Dis is the best write up i have ever seen since i joined NL. So nice and thoughtful. I Love my MUMMY all over again.
Religion / Re: What Part Of Church Service Do You Enjoy Mostly And Why? by JoanJohnson(f): 7:48pm On Sep 23, 2012
I don't ever wanna miss d praise and worship session, it puts me in the right mood for the word to come forth. So inspiring and captivating. Brings God's glory down.
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom At 25: Happy Silver Jubilee Celebration by JoanJohnson(f): 7:33pm On Sep 23, 2012
Happy Anniversary to my motherland, am happy to be an Akwaibomite anytime, anyday, anywhere. Akwa Ibom aneke ayaya eti eti.
Romance / Re: Beautiful But With A Material Stigma!!! by JoanJohnson(f): 12:49pm On Sep 18, 2012
U're writing alot of grammer that is making no sense. Put it down in simple english, u're afraid she's asking too much.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Whats Your Mood Right Now by JoanJohnson(f): 12:40pm On Sep 18, 2012
I feel sleepy
Autos / Car Accident by JoanJohnson(f): 7:31am On Sep 18, 2012
Multiple Car Accident @ Garrison Junction, Aba Raod, Port Harcourt. One Lane is blocked, so much traffic.
Romance / Re: The Nigerian Wife by JoanJohnson(f): 3:57pm On Sep 17, 2012
[quote
author=HiiiPower]I just
had a heart to heart conversation with my mum about marriage, and she
wants me to marry a Nigerian girl. Basically, I'm not attracted to
Nigerian girls. I've only had one Nigerian girl since I started getting
freaky with girls, and we never got along. We were two different people
with different mentalities and outlook to life; and to be honest, most
Nigerian girls bore me to sleep.

Personally, I think Nigerian girls are capricious, superficial,needy,
and empty up there. And I'm not a big of people who can't inspire me
intellectually and those who judge people without getting to know them.
Perhaps, it's probably the ones that have met, but they all act the same
to me. However, I've met a couple of highly educated ones, but they're
not really attractive.

I love my mum and I sincerely want to make her happy, but where can I
find this elusive breed of good Nigerian girls, if at all there is any?

[/quote]

U are a terrible person, hw dare you speak dat way abt a whole
country. You simply mean all d gals in Nigeria are dumb. Go and marry ur
freaky kind of gal where u want, i just wish to meet you in person and
give u a piece of my mind.
Romance / Re: The Nigerian Wife by JoanJohnson(f): 3:48pm On Sep 17, 2012
[quote
author=k2039]

OP,you are the one who has a problem,[size=18pt]you
attract what you are
.[/size]

You need to see the likes of Ogugua88 and co,before you start rubishing
our sweet naija girls.

To find the best mate become the best mate first and
[size=13pt]you also need to change all your dirty
preconceived mindset about our admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing,
beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling,
delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite,
fair, fascinating, fine, foxy*, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand,
handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing,
pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent,
shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb,
symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful[/size]

[size=15pt]nigerian ladies[/size][/quote

U av said it all, dat guy has a problem.

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Romance / Re: Can You Stay Friends With Your Ex? by JoanJohnson(f): 3:19pm On Sep 17, 2012
It all depends on hw we broke up, am still frds with an Ex and its so nice, he's married nw and we later found out why we cldn't stay together, but am so matured to ignore them, the way we relate puts dem @ d edge.
Food / Re: How To Make Unripe Plantain Porridge by JoanJohnson(f): 10:39pm On Sep 13, 2012
@ Poster, nice meal, but its more yummie with dry fish and enof vegetable. Sum men on NL tink we ladies can't cook, i dare any of you to try us especially me, u won't go back the same way you came. Am proudly an Akwaibomite and i knw wat am saying. Good food is good for you.

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Only Guys That Toast Girls And Not The Other Way Round? by JoanJohnson(f): 2:50pm On Sep 13, 2012
When a lady does it, sum men will disrespect her, either call her cheap or says she lacks luv and desperate. I admire alot of guys buh i can't ask them out. But if i get the opportunity to talk with dem, i cld just admire sumtin they av on, like their shirt etc. Its nt just in our nature to do so here.
Romance / Re: Dos And Don'ts On A First Date by JoanJohnson(f): 8:53pm On Sep 12, 2012
If u're bin served before the person u're with, get sum respect by waiting for the other person's meal to arrive before eating or if u're really hungry, take permission to start eating, trust me i left a guy becuz of this, it potrays hw selfish one can be.
Romance / Re: Looking Into Your Partner's Eyes - What Do You See? by JoanJohnson(f): 2:56pm On Sep 11, 2012
No partner with eyes, the last time i checked, wat i saw wasn't wat am seeing nw, i saw all the good tins with him, now am nt seeing again.

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