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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi A Father Of Twins? by JoanJohnson(f): 2:47pm On Sep 18, 2015
Good for him.
Celebrities › Re: Actress & Evangelist Eucharia Anunobi Preaching (Photos) by JoanJohnson(f): 9:50am On Sep 16, 2015
Whatever makes her happy and fulfilled
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy shares some beautiful pic of Mavins Crew on the move to Dubai by JoanJohnson(f): 7:28pm On Aug 31, 2015
Nice one.
Celebrities › Re: Reekado Completes His Own Home Few Months After His Building One For His Parents by JoanJohnson(f): 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2015
Real nice. He knows his root.
Celebrities › Re: Fred Amata's Son, Oreva Amata Graduates With First Class From UK University by JoanJohnson(f): 8:54am On Jun 23, 2015
Nice one. Congratulations.
Family › Re: Advice Her Please, Should She Confront Her Husband? by JoanJohnson(op): 9:26pm On Mar 09, 2015
[Hehehehhehe, I bet he won't have good explantions.]

Confront him with d messages and ask him who is he cheatin on u with grin
Family › Re: Advice Her Please, Should She Confront Her Husband? by JoanJohnson(op): 9:24pm On Mar 09, 2015
[quote author=Cutehector post=31466690]Confront him with d messages and ask him who is he cheatin on u with grin

Hehehehhehe, I bet he won't have good explantions.
Family › Advice Her Please, Should She Confront Her Husband? by JoanJohnson(op): 8:55pm On Mar 09, 2015
She's been dating her husband on social media and he doesn't know. Should she confront him?

Read her story:

I’m actually rolling on the floor laughing. I am having a swell time.

I have been married to my hubby for 8 years and we are blessed with 4 boys which I had vaginally. After my last boy, my marriage went from bad to worse, as in, getting my hubby’s attention over the years has been very difficult. To have sex with him is even on ‘appointment’ basis. The rate at which my marriage was going, I knew that if I didn’t do something about it, it would move from worse to worst.

I sought the advice of one of my very close friends and she told me what to do. As funny as this sounds, it was working very well and I don’t want what I am doing to end.

I got a new phone and sim card, then opened new accounts on all the social media, putting all my best body parts as the display/profile picture, especially on facebook, whatsapp and bbm. I then sent a friend request to my husband. The silly man did not waste any time in accepting my requests. At first, he played hard to get but I still relented. Because my identity is not revealed to him, I went back to being the way I used to be with him that made him fall in love with me. I flirted with him badly, and he keeps falling more and more.

NHW, you won’t believe I send pictures of my p&%**y to him every morning and if you see how excited he gets. Can you imagine, he does not recognize ‘it’!The relationship has been going on strong for 6 months. In that 6 months, if you know how much he has sent to me. He has been begging to see my face, but I know that if I try that…the relationship will be over.

Back as his wife, his attention to me has greatly waned but he has been very polite and somewhat ‘nice’. He now locks his phone, as if…

NHW, I would rather have my hubby as a boyfriend than a husband. What do you think? Should I continue or should I stop?

Source: NaijaHouseWife
Family › Re: Share Your [pregnancy] Cravings Stories/Experiences by JoanJohnson(f): 7:12pm On Dec 29, 2014
This is really funny. I know of a lady who used to come to our compound to ask of sour soup, she would go to the restaurant close by and get all the stale soup, another was our next door neighbour who liked wood, she chews it like meat. I pray mine shouldn't be tasking for my future hubby.

So blessed to be a woman.
NYSC › Re: Why Do Some Married Ladies Commit Adultery During NYSC? by JoanJohnson(f): 3:40pm On Dec 11, 2014
Simply put 'Indiscipline and the lack of fear of God'
Celebrities › Re: Charles Novia Releases Top 5 Nollywood Actresses For 2014 by JoanJohnson(f): 12:29pm On Dec 09, 2014
Nice one especially for Nse, my favorite.
Fashion › Re: Ladies: Share Pictures Of Your Natural Hair Here by JoanJohnson(f): 2:59pm On Dec 02, 2014
Thanks
CoachDX:
Nice!
Fashion › Re: Ladies: Share Pictures Of Your Natural Hair Here by JoanJohnson(f): 2:55pm On Dec 02, 2014
That is my real hair, let me post the front for you to see
killercute16:
MADAM this is not your real hair na

Fashion › Re: Ladies: Share Pictures Of Your Natural Hair Here by JoanJohnson(f): 2:33pm On Dec 02, 2014
That's mine

Romance › Re: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by JoanJohnson(f): 8:49am On Nov 14, 2014
From my personal view its wrong but biblically, the story of Jacob and Rachael will explain more. Genesis 29 down to verse 36.
Fashion › Re: What Is Your Cant-do-without Make-up Item? by JoanJohnson(f): 8:24am On Nov 04, 2014
I can do without all the make-up items in my make-up bag, when I want to be natural, I don't feel bad doing it. smiley

Celebrities › Mercy Johnson Gives Birth To A Baby Boy by JoanJohnson(op): 10:48am On Oct 15, 2014
Our dearest Actress Mercy Johnson-Okoji has given birth to a baby boy in Baltimore, USA.

Pls let's also rejoice with her.
Source: http:///gQYgttrNVI
Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Girls Should NOT Be Obsessed With Men's Height? by JoanJohnson(f): 2:39pm On Sep 20, 2014
I also had that issue with tall guys. I always anticipated a tall guy for my husband but my present man is far from tall, he is short but caring to the extreme. I came over it when my aunty gave me a scripture to read. All my follow ladies still waiting for a tall or a particular kind of physical attribute of a man should please read 1 Samuel 16:7.
Romance › Re: Asking An "Ex" About Your Flaws, Is It Ever Okay? by JoanJohnson(f): 9:36pm On Sep 19, 2014
@OP, I don't see anything wrong with it. I have done it b4 nd it help me so much, I never knew I like jumping into conclusions without listening to the full story until one person pointed it out to me, right now am better, I keep calm and listen though its a bit tough for me but it has really helped me, that's why I try to part with an ex in a more nicer way, we can still assist each other if need be. Late Pastor Bimbo Odukoya said it was not wrong to do it and I took her statement and it has helped in making me better than I was.
Celebrities › Fashion Police Icon Joan Rivers Dies @ 81 by JoanJohnson(op): 10:04pm On Sep 04, 2014
Joan Rivers has passed on @ 81. Her sense of humuor will be greatly missed. RIP beautiful woman.
Romance › Re: Ladies: Which Of These Is Your Ideal Male Body Structure? (pix) by JoanJohnson(f): 10:39am On Sep 01, 2014
Rectangle all the way.
Food › Re: Bakers Square - Show Us Your Cake Designs Here by JoanJohnson(f): 11:57am On Jan 10, 2014
Nairaland Got Talent! Well done guys.
Fashion › Re: What Type Of Perfume Do You Use? by JoanJohnson(f): 9:21pm On Jan 01, 2014
Tom Ford Black Orchid and Heat by Beyonce.
Business › Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by JoanJohnson(f): 9:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
GTBank all da way.... #mybankmymoney#

The worst is Fidelity @ Garrison Port Harcourt, u can't av an emergency and rely on Fidelity.
Romance › Re: Cooking For Your Boyfriend In His House: Is It Right Or Wrong? by JoanJohnson(f): 9:15am On Nov 27, 2013
Well for me, i dnt see anything wrong in doing that as far as he appreciates it, i naturally love cooking and its my joy when people eat what i prepare. But if we have nt seen each others unclothedness yet, then i won't cook cuz from after cooking i will want to have my bath and then before you know it everyone will be singing praise and worship which i won't want, i can cook from my home and take it to him if na my food him really wan eat. Cooking is fun and when a man eats your food and still wants you to cook for him, then know that u've gotten him in that area.
Family › Re: Photos : Black Family Undergoes Amazing Transformation To Become A White Family by JoanJohnson(f): 2:03pm On Nov 20, 2013
Total rubbish
TV/Movies › Re: DJ Switch Wins Glo X Factor [PHOTOS] by JoanJohnson(f): 1:49pm On Sep 18, 2013
Wow, so happy she won. It was so obvious that she was gonna win it. Go gurl, you are good.
Phones › Upgrading Whatsapp On Nokia Asha 200 by JoanJohnson(op): 8:38am On Aug 21, 2013
Please, how do i upgrade Whatsapp on my Nokia Asha 200? Initially i couldn't do it with my phone, but through this forum i started doing Whatsapp, and now i can't log in because it askes me to upgrade, that the one am using has expired. How do i achieve this?
Romance › Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by JoanJohnson(f): 9:15am On Aug 12, 2013
I've not asked a guy out b4, but i show my interest if i like him. Guys know when a gurl likes dem same tin with gals. Not just our culture here i think.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Shares Family Photos by JoanJohnson(f): 10:28am On Aug 05, 2013
God bless your home MJ. All ur smiles and dat of your husband and daughter shall be permanent.
Christianity Etc › Re: When Do You Listen To Christian Songs by JoanJohnson(f): 6:17pm On Jul 21, 2013
I love music naturally, so i listen to christian music as often as possible. Praise is what i do when i wanna be close to HIM. When my praises go up, God's blessings comes down.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson & Daughter Purity At The Airport by JoanJohnson(f): 11:51pm On Jul 20, 2013
Real 9ce. U rock MJ.

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