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Food › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Eating Dog Meat? by JoanJohnson(f): 2:50pm On Mar 14, 2013
eyenCalabar: What is actually the problem of eating dog meat? Yesterday, a NL member complained of his American bulldog from South Africa missing and everybody were pointing accusing fingers at Calabar people. I was just laughing as I read through the pages. I couldn't even comment.

Yes, we eat dog but not that type that looks like a human being and very ugly. Let me put you in the light, dog meat is the best meat ever. Just that you have not tasted it before so you'll want to argue with that. People that have knows. It is very delicious and I tell you brothers and sisters, if you've not tasted it before, you are missing big time. You wanna try? Well, when next you visit Calabar, ask anybody to direct you to Atimbo after Navy Barracks. That's where we have the dog meat hotspot. You'll be amaze. You'll see that it's not only a Calabar thing. Even the Abokis we have around, they'll just pack their Mack Truck after a hectic day carrying cement from UNICEM to enjoy with us. We have taught them and now they are enjoying their lives. After eating, the sweetness would just be sparking in their brains and they'll be calling our girls " nyariya" . To crown it all, this is even the secret we always deliver in our "home work" very well. You wanna try me? Just like dog strength in running, so we'll run you ad-infinitum. grin grin grin So stop the stigmatization and jealousy because it won't stop us from enjoying our dog meat anyday anytime.


And am challenging you all beginning from Seun to give yourself a trial today. That Seun that his face is always looking like a 10yr old after taking dog meat, he'll be very bold just as dogs are always very bold. Lolz (just joking o abeg Seun before u'll ban me o). grin Well, to cut the long story short friends, just give yourself a trial and you'll be convinced then confession would follow that dog meat is indeed great. May dogs never run dry in our land.

#ProudDogEater grin grin grin
Am frm Akwa Ibom, and i av never tasted dog meat and will never taste it but i've bin to Atimbo to eat plantain several times. That place is a spot i tell you.
Health › Six Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep. by JoanJohnson(op): 2:20pm On Mar 13, 2013
Saw this on a friend's wall and decided to share.

1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH. Watch can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a longtime, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA. Scientist in America have discovered those who wear bras for more dan 12hours have a high risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE. Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phones and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE - UP. People who sleep with make-up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make-up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep. Lastly & Most important

5- DON'T SLEEP WITH PANT ON- To get fresh and odorless vagina you are to go to bed pant-less for free access of fresh breeze

6 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVES OR HUSBANDS. Scientists are of d opinion that one may never wake up again; and if this happens?? DISGRACE AWAITS,as in, one will like to be picked up dead, by loved ones from such a place to the Morgue!...
STAY BY THE RULE
Romance › Re: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by JoanJohnson(f): 7:49pm On Mar 11, 2013
Sensual Man: Didn't know this babe has yam-legs until today she came to do weekend @my place and wore my boxers, and her teeth are somehow. I no longer like her plzease. What do I do?
Dat means you wanted her for sex and not for keeps, you don't love her. If there was true love involved, you won't even notice the "yam legs". Grow up.
Fashion › Re: Yvonne Nelson On The Cover Of Pride Magazine Uk’s New Issue by JoanJohnson(f): 4:12pm On Mar 11, 2013
Must she show her breast in the pix? some things are not call for.
Health › Re: Stop Taking Drugs With Soft Drinks, Expert warns by JoanJohnson(f): 3:57pm On Mar 11, 2013
The expert said "it could", so he is not certain.
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S4 With Eye-Controlled Smart Scroll by JoanJohnson(f): 2:41pm On Mar 11, 2013
Make dem no make person eye blind oooooooooo
Romance › Re: If Your Ex Sends " You Will Never Find Someone Like Me Again" by JoanJohnson(f): 2:21pm On Mar 11, 2013
I will not reply cuz if i do then we're having a conversation. I will simply ignore the message.
Fashion › Re: Toolz Vs Mogulette Lilian: Who Wore It Better? by JoanJohnson(f): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2013
They both rock the dress.
Celebrities › Re: 2face & Annie Release Pre-wedding Photos by JoanJohnson(f): 7:27pm On Mar 05, 2013
So in love wit the 2nd pix, real nice and congrats to you pple.
Health › Re: Common Diseases In Nigeria And How To Prevent Them by JoanJohnson(f): 6:33pm On Mar 04, 2013
Its common yet so hard to keep the rules. God help us in this country.
Romance › Re: Do You Like Public Display Of Affection? by JoanJohnson(f): 10:03pm On Feb 27, 2013
I like PDA, but as a single gal nt yet married, i will NEVER allow a boyfrd try PDA with me. When i get married and my hubby likes it, will be very pleased to respond but certainly to an extent.
Politics › Gov. Ameachi Dropped As President Of The Governor's Forum. by JoanJohnson(op): 9:02am On Feb 25, 2013
The
Rivers State Governor, Gov. Ameachi have been dropped as the president
of the Governor's Forum and Akwa Ibom State Governor, Obong Godswill
Akpabio is now the new President. Got this on 93.7FM News Port Harcourt
this morning.
Celebrities › Re: Goldie To Be Buried Today At 10am by JoanJohnson(f): 8:45am On Feb 25, 2013
Chinwem: Funeral at 10pm??
Its 10am and nt 10pm. Check d post very well.
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw, Rita Dominic, Uche Jombo & Funke Akindele (Pictures) by JoanJohnson(f): 4:06pm On Feb 22, 2013
Kate Henshaw the oldest of them and yet the only one with the youngest look.
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Justus Esiri Is Dead by JoanJohnson(f): 10:50am On Feb 20, 2013
R.I.P, this is sure a shock to me, and you will be greatly missed.
Pets › Re: What Do You Think Of Pets(especially Dogs)? by JoanJohnson(f): 5:00pm On Feb 18, 2013
Am not just into pets, donno why, but i dnt have flare for them.
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities React To Goldie's Death On Twitter by JoanJohnson(f): 5:21pm On Feb 15, 2013
RIP Goldie am shocked and still sad about ur death, i pray you make it to God's presence in heaven.
Romance › Re: Where Are You Celebrating Your Valentine Today? by JoanJohnson(f): 10:16am On Feb 14, 2013
Presently, am @ d office, after this will be in church.
Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday Dare Art Alade And Ms. Tiwa Savage by JoanJohnson(f): 3:39pm On Feb 05, 2013
Happy Birthday to you too. Wish u more happiness in life.
Politics › Re: 36 States Of Nigeria And Their Meanings by JoanJohnson(f): 10:15pm On Jan 31, 2013
This is the best thread ever since i joined Nairaland. @OP, nice work, will sure save this for myself and my unborn kids.
Romance › Special Advice For Single Ladies (A MUST READ) by JoanJohnson(op): 4:43pm On Jan 30, 2013
1. Guys love to marry an Independent and Matured lady... So instead of sitting there and waiting to be bluffed by a guy, focus on getting a career that would take you out of the house wife category...

2. Never let the sweet talks of MOST guys deceive you, sometimes all they just want is to have easy access between your legs and run off thereafter.

3. Remove the mentality from your mind that guys will keep springing up to approach you. The older you get by the day, the less toasters you will have.

4. Playing 'too' hard to get is the worst thing you should ever start, remember, Nothing lasts forever. If you still doubt, check out the number of matured single ladies looking up to GOD FOR A MIRACLE (Husband).

5. Never extort things from a guy you don't love, guys always have ways of paying a girl back, either through their FRIENDS or total 'PAID' STRANGERS....BE CAREFUL.

6. Never be deceived you can trap a guy through sex. A man will also return to his wife who sex starves him for years once he loves and trust her. You can never win a man over with your body.

7. If all you take to the relationship is the mind set to EXTRACT MONEY from him, don't complain if all he ask from you is your body. He has seen you have nothing else to offer...

8. Don't be fooled when Guys tell you they have never met a prettier girl, they will say that same thing to an 80year old woman they want to get intimate with.

9. A guy always taking you to the SILVER-BIRD, FAST FOOD (pizza in or galitos), MALL AND EVENTS AT CONFERENCE CENTER/NATIONAL THEATER is no sign that he loves you, if he doesn't care to ask and PLAN YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER then you are just his 'SOCIAL MATE' and nothing else....

10. If the only time he invites you over is when he needs to cook, clean the house and do his laundry, then just know you are his "executive house help".

11. If he avoids meeting your family and close friends then it is an obvious sign he is just playing games with you.

12. Don't always change the TV station from NTA to CHANNEL O, MTV and Fashion TV. Take time to find out what is bothering him and how you can help out.

13. If the only places he doesn't frown when you enter are his bedroom and kitchen then know you aren't welcome (only being used).

Have you noticed that most of the ladies that end up being emotionally abused are the ones at the receiving end... Always with open arms, requesting for something and ready to receive... The more you widen your arms, the more he widens your legs.

A grown up guy who gives the excuse about his parents being wild when he brings female visitors to the house is a sign that HE HAS A SERIOUS GIRL AND HAS INTRODUCED HER TO HIS PARENTS ALREADY... ADVISE YOURSELF...

FINALLY, I ALWAYS SAY THIS AND WILL REPEAT IT AGAIN... It's better to be sitting in a taxi smiling happily than to be in your husband’s fresh air conditioned BMW x6 with bruised eyes wearing a fresh Gucci shades alongside a Burberry scarf....

JUST REMEMBER, THAT DATING A RICH MAN DOESN'T GUARANTEE HAPPINESS IN MARRIAGE... MONEY IS
NOT EVERYTHING..... MAKING RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE IS WHAT MATTERS MOST!
Celebrities › Re: Charlyboy's New Pictures by JoanJohnson(f): 8:15am On Jan 30, 2013
Will he ever get tired huh huh huh huh huh huh
Romance › Re: Can You Date Your Ex Again by JoanJohnson(f): 10:18pm On Jan 16, 2013
Why nt if i still feel d love we once shared. There are sum ex that left without saying goodbye, and we wnt them back or sum of dem we wronged so bad and will wnt to correct our wrong. Sum of us are lying to ourselves here, lets be honest.
Fashion › Re: Tiwa Savage In Orange Outfit. Cute? by JoanJohnson(f): 5:47pm On Jan 06, 2013
The shoes don't compliment her dress.
Romance › Re: A Single Lady's Advice To Married Women! by JoanJohnson(f): 9:20pm On Jan 04, 2013
@ Op, nice write up, No.5 is my favorite, even if nt all men are d same but sum ladies need to drop their Ego a little bit and be submissive.
Fashion › Re: Latest Rubber Shoes/rubber Footwears In Vogue: Your View About It by JoanJohnson(f): 9:41pm On Jan 02, 2013
I feel better wearing it wen it rains, i dnt av a car so wen am going to work and it rains, i appreciate it, can't afford to spoil my good shoes during d raining season.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Delivers Baby Girl by JoanJohnson(f): 10:31pm On Dec 30, 2012
Wow, congrats to her. Am so happy for her.
Literature › Re: Write Your Life Story In 6 Words by JoanJohnson(f): 8:09pm On Dec 26, 2012
God is not through with me.
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Travel › Re: What State Do You Live In? by JoanJohnson(f): 9:19pm On Dec 24, 2012
PH City
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your Best And Worst Celebrity In Nigeria For 2012 by JoanJohnson(f): 12:27pm On Dec 24, 2012
My best is Mercy Johnson-Okogie
My worst is Tonto Dikeh
Romance › Re: Have Your Ever Dated A Possessive Partner ? by JoanJohnson(f): 5:15pm On Dec 17, 2012
Nope, i've neva dated any but i almost had the spirit of possesiveness in me until i dealt wit myself immediately. Thank God i came out of it.
Phones › Re: Are You Experiencing MTN Network Failure? by JoanJohnson(f): 10:26pm On Dec 14, 2012
Am in Port Harcourt, ders no ntwrk, its so bad since yesterday.

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