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eyenCalabar: What is actually the problem of eating dog meat? Yesterday, a NL member complained of his American bulldog from South Africa missing and everybody were pointing accusing fingers at Calabar people. I was just laughing as I read through the pages. I couldn't even comment.Am frm Akwa Ibom, and i av never tasted dog meat and will never taste it but i've bin to Atimbo to eat plantain several times. That place is a spot i tell you. |
Saw this on a friend's wall and decided to share. 1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH. Watch can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a longtime, it might have adverse effects on your health. 2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA. Scientist in America have discovered those who wear bras for more dan 12hours have a high risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it. 3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE. Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phones and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first. 4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE - UP. People who sleep with make-up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make-up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep. Lastly & Most important 5- DON'T SLEEP WITH PANT ON- To get fresh and odorless vagina you are to go to bed pant-less for free access of fresh breeze 6 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVES OR HUSBANDS. Scientists are of d opinion that one may never wake up again; and if this happens?? DISGRACE AWAITS,as in, one will like to be picked up dead, by loved ones from such a place to the Morgue!... STAY BY THE RULE |
Sensual Man: Didn't know this babe has yam-legs until today she came to do weekend @my place and wore my boxers, and her teeth are somehow. I no longer like her plzease. What do I do?Dat means you wanted her for sex and not for keeps, you don't love her. If there was true love involved, you won't even notice the "yam legs". Grow up. |
Must she show her breast in the pix? some things are not call for. |
The expert said "it could", so he is not certain. |
Make dem no make person eye blind oooooooooo |
I will not reply cuz if i do then we're having a conversation. I will simply ignore the message. |
They both rock the dress. |
So in love wit the 2nd pix, real nice and congrats to you pple. |
Its common yet so hard to keep the rules. God help us in this country. |
I like PDA, but as a single gal nt yet married, i will NEVER allow a boyfrd try PDA with me. When i get married and my hubby likes it, will be very pleased to respond but certainly to an extent. |
The Rivers State Governor, Gov. Ameachi have been dropped as the president of the Governor's Forum and Akwa Ibom State Governor, Obong Godswill Akpabio is now the new President. Got this on 93.7FM News Port Harcourt this morning. |
Chinwem: Funeral at 10pm??Its 10am and nt 10pm. Check d post very well. |
Kate Henshaw the oldest of them and yet the only one with the youngest look. |
R.I.P, this is sure a shock to me, and you will be greatly missed. |
Am not just into pets, donno why, but i dnt have flare for them. |
RIP Goldie am shocked and still sad about ur death, i pray you make it to God's presence in heaven. |
Presently, am @ d office, after this will be in church. |
Happy Birthday to you too. Wish u more happiness in life. |
This is the best thread ever since i joined Nairaland. @OP, nice work, will sure save this for myself and my unborn kids. |
1. Guys love to marry an Independent and Matured lady... So instead of sitting there and waiting to be bluffed by a guy, focus on getting a career that would take you out of the house wife category... 2. Never let the sweet talks of MOST guys deceive you, sometimes all they just want is to have easy access between your legs and run off thereafter. 3. Remove the mentality from your mind that guys will keep springing up to approach you. The older you get by the day, the less toasters you will have. 4. Playing 'too' hard to get is the worst thing you should ever start, remember, Nothing lasts forever. If you still doubt, check out the number of matured single ladies looking up to GOD FOR A MIRACLE (Husband). 5. Never extort things from a guy you don't love, guys always have ways of paying a girl back, either through their FRIENDS or total 'PAID' STRANGERS....BE CAREFUL. 6. Never be deceived you can trap a guy through sex. A man will also return to his wife who sex starves him for years once he loves and trust her. You can never win a man over with your body. 7. If all you take to the relationship is the mind set to EXTRACT MONEY from him, don't complain if all he ask from you is your body. He has seen you have nothing else to offer... 8. Don't be fooled when Guys tell you they have never met a prettier girl, they will say that same thing to an 80year old woman they want to get intimate with. 9. A guy always taking you to the SILVER-BIRD, FAST FOOD (pizza in or galitos), MALL AND EVENTS AT CONFERENCE CENTER/NATIONAL THEATER is no sign that he loves you, if he doesn't care to ask and PLAN YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER then you are just his 'SOCIAL MATE' and nothing else.... 10. If the only time he invites you over is when he needs to cook, clean the house and do his laundry, then just know you are his "executive house help". 11. If he avoids meeting your family and close friends then it is an obvious sign he is just playing games with you. 12. Don't always change the TV station from NTA to CHANNEL O, MTV and Fashion TV. Take time to find out what is bothering him and how you can help out. 13. If the only places he doesn't frown when you enter are his bedroom and kitchen then know you aren't welcome (only being used). Have you noticed that most of the ladies that end up being emotionally abused are the ones at the receiving end... Always with open arms, requesting for something and ready to receive... The more you widen your arms, the more he widens your legs. A grown up guy who gives the excuse about his parents being wild when he brings female visitors to the house is a sign that HE HAS A SERIOUS GIRL AND HAS INTRODUCED HER TO HIS PARENTS ALREADY... ADVISE YOURSELF... FINALLY, I ALWAYS SAY THIS AND WILL REPEAT IT AGAIN... It's better to be sitting in a taxi smiling happily than to be in your husband’s fresh air conditioned BMW x6 with bruised eyes wearing a fresh Gucci shades alongside a Burberry scarf.... JUST REMEMBER, THAT DATING A RICH MAN DOESN'T GUARANTEE HAPPINESS IN MARRIAGE... MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING..... MAKING RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE IS WHAT MATTERS MOST! |
Will he ever get tired ![]() |
Why nt if i still feel d love we once shared. There are sum ex that left without saying goodbye, and we wnt them back or sum of dem we wronged so bad and will wnt to correct our wrong. Sum of us are lying to ourselves here, lets be honest. |
The shoes don't compliment her dress. |
@ Op, nice write up, No.5 is my favorite, even if nt all men are d same but sum ladies need to drop their Ego a little bit and be submissive. |
I feel better wearing it wen it rains, i dnt av a car so wen am going to work and it rains, i appreciate it, can't afford to spoil my good shoes during d raining season. |
Wow, congrats to her. Am so happy for her. |
God is not through with me. |
PH City |
My best is Mercy Johnson-Okogie My worst is Tonto Dikeh |
Nope, i've neva dated any but i almost had the spirit of possesiveness in me until i dealt wit myself immediately. Thank God i came out of it. |
Am in Port Harcourt, ders no ntwrk, its so bad since yesterday. |