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Business / Re: How To Get The Perfect Startup Business Ideas by jobaltol: 7:52pm On Sep 19, 2017
Pray to God for an idea that will work to your favor...

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Phones / Re: The Tecno Phantom 6: Things You Didn't Know About The Phone by jobaltol: 9:19am On Sep 19, 2017
Queentito:
The camera takes the most beautiful picture ever, this is mine without editing. This phone remains tecno's best device for now





Madam, you look beautiful ...dont praise the phone, praise your genes

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Fashion / Re: Selemon Susan Funke: Susan Rosemon Inspiration Newspaper Series Collection by jobaltol: 3:22pm On Sep 17, 2017
Lovely....shows that she is mentally empowered to make a change in her generation...keep.it up maam

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Religion / Re: David Meade Claims World Will End September 23 by jobaltol: 2:17pm On Sep 17, 2017
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak out for me. By Martin Niemöller..

Nigerian Version
First they (army) came for the Niger Deltans, and I did not speak out - because I was not a militant;
Then they (boko haram) came for the north easterns, and I did not speak out - because I was not an almajiri;
Then they (fulani herdsmen) came for the middle belterns, and I did not speak out - because I was not in the minorites;
Then they (army) came for the igbos and I did not speak out - because I was not a biafran;
Then they came for the yorubas - and there was no one to speak out for me -JBL

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Politics / Re: Operation Python Dance: Charly Boy Writes President Buhari Open Letter by jobaltol: 2:04pm On Sep 17, 2017
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak out for me. By Martin Niemöller..

Nigerian Version
First they (army) came for the Niger Deltans, and I did not speak out - because I was not a militant;
Then they (boko haram) came for the north easterns, and I did not speak out - because I was not an almajiri;
Then they (fulani herdsmen) came for the middle belterns, and I did not speak out - because I was not in the minorites;
Then they (army) came for the igbos and I did not speak out - because I was not a biafran;
Then they came for the yorubas - and there was no one to speak out for me -JBL

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Health / Re: How Uganda's Health Minister Busted Corrupt Health Workers Using Hijab by jobaltol: 12:07pm On Sep 17, 2017
A country where they know the impact of corruption....
A country where the ministers listen to the opinion of the masses..
A country where the ministers have to witness the ill effect of corruption themselves without waiting for the committees to be set up.

Am very sorry to say....if Uganda continues like this ... in the next couple of years...Nigerians would be lobbying to get their visas like how we are lobbying for South African visas

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Family / Re: Re-prioritize: A Clarion Call To Ladies by jobaltol: 11:10am On Sep 15, 2017
The sincere truth of the matter is that the society influences what the female gender counts as being important


Luckily adichie was lucky to be flown abroad at a tender age...if not we would not be celebrating her like how we are doing now

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Feyenoord Vs Manchester City : UCL (0 - 4) On 13th September 2017 by jobaltol: 7:59pm On Sep 13, 2017
Hmm...im b like say man city wan score all the goals wey dem suppose score for ucl for this match...make dem take am easy o
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Backs Out Of South-East Governors’ Peace Parley by jobaltol: 6:01pm On Sep 13, 2017
Traditional Rulers' Meeting by jobaltol: 5:54pm
What I will do if I am buhari concerning the ipob agitation will be outlined below:
I will first call nnamdi kanu to debate for the secession of south east . The debate will hold on a neutral platform most likely the channels tv...later, i will tell them to vote for a referendum to leave nigeria..if they vote for it...i will then say that they should pay all the external and internal debts their states owed to the federal govt..
If they are successful...i will let them to vote again..if they still want to do so...then they will be called biafra region still part of Nigeria...with a clause that they will contribute 30% to the nigerian purse since it was nigeria's collective wealth that they used to develop rhe south east

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is Worse Than IPOB, Arewa Youths – Senator Owie Fumes by jobaltol: 5:59pm On Sep 13, 2017
Traditional Rulers' Meeting by jobaltol: 5:54pm
What I will do if I am buhari concerning the ipob agitation will be outlined below:
I will first call nnamdi kanu to debate for the secession of south east . The debate will hold on a neutral platform most likely the channels tv...later, i will tell them to vote for a referendum to leave nigeria..if they vote for it...i will then say that they should pay all the external and internal debts their states owed to the federal govt..
If they are successful...i will let them to vote again..if they still want to do so...then they will be called biafra region still part of Nigeria...with a clause that they will contribute 30% to the nigerian purse since it was nigeria's collective wealth that they used to develop rhe south east
Politics / Re: Restructuring: Tambuwal Chairs Northern Governor & Traditional Rulers' Meeting by jobaltol: 5:54pm On Sep 13, 2017
What I will do if I am buhari concerning the ipob agitation will be outlined below:
I will first call nnamdi kanu to debate for the secession of south east . The debate will hold on a neutral platform most likely the channels tv...later, i will tell them to vote for a referendum to leave nigeria..if they vote for it...i will then say that they should pay all the external and internal debts their states owed to the federal govt..
If they are successful...i will let them to vote again..if they still want to do so...then they will be called biafra region still part of Nigeria...with a clause that they will contribute 30% to the nigerian purse since it was nigeria's collective wealth that they used to develop rhe south east..

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Politics / Re: Aisha Alhassan Attends FEC Meeting With President Buhari In Aso Rock by jobaltol: 12:29pm On Sep 13, 2017
..bring your friend close ...and your enemies closer...
Celebrities / Re: Ime Bishop "Okon Lagos" Dressed Like A Lady In New Picture by jobaltol: 8:05pm On Sep 07, 2017
Na so madness dey start....yabaleft administrators




You are about to get a new client
Politics / Re: "Recession Ends When Nigerians Can Eat 3 Times Daily" - Atiku Abubakar by jobaltol: 7:39pm On Sep 06, 2017
2019 campaign is ongoing....nigerians, dont be fooled the second time....once bitten twice shy

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido's Poor Guitar Boy Releases First Single by jobaltol: 7:23pm On Sep 06, 2017
Are you poor? Davido asks the guitar boy..
Politics / Re: Isigate: IPOB Protesters Chased Away From Police Station In Umuahia (Video) by jobaltol: 7:11pm On Sep 05, 2017
I thought Sir Kanu said that no ipob member should apply for bail from a zoogerian....what were they going to do at the station...smh

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Education / Re: Pictures - Finally, I Am A Graduate!! - Thank God - Viviangist.com by jobaltol: 6:55pm On Sep 05, 2017
Pls au do one create a new topic on nairaland
Politics / Re: Governor Samuel Ortom Orders Immediate Repair Of Collapsed Makurdi-lafia Road by jobaltol: 5:44pm On Sep 05, 2017
We Nigerians can never be proactive...always reacting to emergencies...i can bet..the road myst have been giving signs of collapse...but as usual...we go dey manage am till it gives way

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Family / Re: Marriage And The Happily Ever After Syndrome: An Alternative Perspective by jobaltol: 3:51pm On Sep 05, 2017
You have just stated the alternative perspective. What about the pros and cons of that school of thought. I hope you will do justice to it in the next article...thanks

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Health / Re: Freedom Omoifoh, Sick Italy Based Nigerian, Solicits To Be Sent Home by jobaltol: 1:12pm On Sep 01, 2017
Special prayers to all nairalanders:
In this month of September and other -ember months, Almighty God will not make you sick. He will order your steps...No bad event shall happen to u and ur family...Amen

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Sports / Re: Governor Emmanuel Udom Promises Super Eagles $10,000 Per Goal by jobaltol: 12:37pm On Sep 01, 2017
Promises that would not materialise.. after the match...the govnor go talk say he was quoted out of context..
No b today..

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Crime / Re: Police Nabs Member Of Gang That Robbed MTN Mast In Abia And Attacked Guard by jobaltol: 9:17pm On Aug 31, 2017
People have poor conscience...how can you steal the equipments of a basic human need? It is grossly unfair

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Health / Re: Please What Can I Use For My Skin That Harshly Reacts To Mosquito Bite by jobaltol: 9:30am On Aug 31, 2017
Dont you know that those reactions are informal ways of nature telling you that you are not meant to be in naija....port to a mosquito free country asap

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Romance / Re: "Mood" With My Special Someone by jobaltol: 11:33am On Aug 25, 2017
remember the Lord in the days of thy youth

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Politics / Re: Buhari Did Not Lie About My Father - Ojukwu's Son by jobaltol: 10:22pm On Aug 23, 2017
They don promise this one an appointment
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Reacts To Buhari’s Speech, “Buhari Goofed Big Time In His Speech” by jobaltol: 6:42pm On Aug 21, 2017
It is easier to sit behind a laptop and dish out advices. When it was time to walk the talk like Charly Baba did, I did not see his shadow there...though Uncle seyi made sense sha....pls note, am not a zombie

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Politics / Re: Buhari: "Ojukwu Visited Me In 2003 & We Agreed That Nigeria Must Remain One" by jobaltol: 4:47pm On Aug 21, 2017
I dont believe this...buhari that could not keep to his electoral promises ....just three years ago..will now tell me that his discussion with someone that has died ....concluded about the state of the nation.i refuse to believe...pictoral evidences dont count in the court of the law

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Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola And Tayo Sobola In Eye Contest (Photo) by jobaltol: 1:32pm On Aug 18, 2017
Who big eye epp? Opolo eyes no b open eye
Celebrities / Re: Oyenike Yusuf Wishes For Seun Egbegbe’s Return Soon by jobaltol: 12:30pm On Aug 18, 2017
This is a good example of a wonderful wife...associating with him for better for worse..kudos

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Business / Re: Dangote To Invest Up To $50 Billion In U.S., Europe By 2025 by jobaltol: 11:38am On Aug 17, 2017
Dangote...the boss

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Celebrities / Re: Almost Done With My Second Album – Davido (see Track-list) by jobaltol: 3:30pm On Aug 11, 2017
The first album of his was released in 2012. Now the "almost done" album is in 2017
I can predict that he will complete and release his second album in late 2018...

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