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PropertiesOffice Space Available In VI by Joclebs(op): 4:40pm On May 23, 2025
To-let Office Space in Victoria Island.

First come, first serve.

Rent is competitive and negotiable.

Check flier for more details...

RomanceSalsa Night At Virginrose Resorts by Joclebs(op): 4:11am On May 16, 2025
Get ready for an unforgettable evening at Virginrose Resorts Salsa Night!

Happening Live Today!

Join us for a night full of rhythm, fun, and fiery moves. Kick things off with a beginner-friendly Salsa dance lesson - no experience or partner needed. Once you've got your groove, keep the energy going on the dance floor or grab the mic for some lively karaoke. Whether you're here to dance, sing, or just soak up the vibe, Salsa Night is the perfect escape.

Come one, come all.

Venue: Virginrose Resorts (Plot 1231a Bishop Oluwole Street, V I, Lagos)
Date: Every Tuesdays and Fridays
Time: 7pm
Gate fee: Free
For more info call: 09032899514 or see flier.


https://www.eventbrite.com/e/salsa-night-tickets-1363436558449?aff=oddtdtcreator

Nairaland GeneralAn E-flier Designer Wanted by Joclebs(op): 4:14pm On Feb 28, 2025
I need a designer for an upcoming event.

Chat me up on WhatsApp on zero90 32 eight9 9 51four

Treat as urgent.
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PropertiesRe: Beautiful & Asthetic Ebute Metta Police Barracks Built By The Colonial Masters by Joclebs(m): 2:30pm On Jul 24, 2024
Nigeria happened to it.

A place where our maintenance culture is so low!
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PhonesRe: Tecno Spark 10C For Sale by Joclebs(op): 8:29pm On Jul 09, 2024
Still available.
PoliticsRe: ‘Don’t Donate Your Pension Benefits To Churches, Mosques’- Sanwo-Olu Pays N4.46b by Joclebs(m): 3:01pm On Jul 05, 2024
It's very difficult to advise a gullible person..

First it's to liberate them before advising.

Meanwhile, they will not just give their pensions, they'll vote for BAT for second term.
PoliticsRe: Edo: Court nullifies PDP Governorship Primary by Joclebs(m): 1:43pm On Jul 04, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. It's obvious that you have not had a court case before. When you eventually do ehn, go and buy judgment and let's see. Indomie generation gbogbo
You know what I mean yet you choose to proof a point.

You'll be fine soon
PoliticsRe: Edo: Court nullifies PDP Governorship Primary by Joclebs(m): 12:06pm On Jul 04, 2024
Nigeria, a country where the highest bidder wins in court.

I rest my case.
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Christianity EtcRe: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Owner - Pastor by Joclebs(m):
The husband is the wife's Lord right?.

Just as Jesus is our Lord yeah?

Yet we still do things that don't please Jesus right?

Same way a wife would continually do things that won't please their husbands.
TravelRe: Egbeda, Lagos Roads Flooded (Video) by Joclebs(m): 6:08pm On Jul 03, 2024
Hanndye:
So no website one can go to?
No, I'm not sure. There are different zones in Lagos , so you have to reach out to Legit Real Estate firms or Development agencies around your location or zone.
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TravelRe: Egbeda, Lagos Roads Flooded (Video) by Joclebs(m): 5:33pm On Jul 03, 2024
Hanndye:
Where can we see that blueprint so that we can adhere to it?
If you want to buy from a Real Estate firm ask them for the blueprints of that area. If you want to develop individually, then reach out to government development agencies.

Don't just build, please make enquiries before you do.

Allow me to be your Real Estate Advisor.
PropertiesRe: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 5:30pm On Jul 03, 2024
otipoju:
No wahala. I'll reach out when the time is right.
Alright boss. But remember, the best time to buy a Landed property was 5 years ago. The next best time is today.

Be good boss.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Emergency Flood Abatement Gang Clears Flood At Iyana Oworo (pics) by Joclebs(m): 2:54pm On Jul 03, 2024
Kenochi:
This is not rainfall again,this is a flood
I feel for those areas that have been resisting every attempt by government to clear all the houses built on waterways and canals, they are in for a long thing
If you want to buy property or rent a house,this is the best time to go about it,imagine renting a house and you start getting apprehensive anytime it rains
I will stop here and tell you,if you want to get a property use a professional that understands the topology of the area
Start with a surveyor before you bring any other professional for landed property,you can sue them if they misadvise you
I am a Surveyor and a Real Estate Agent.

My advice is worth a million
TravelRe: Egbeda, Lagos Roads Flooded (Video) by Joclebs(m): 2:45pm On Jul 03, 2024
We shouldn't forget Lagos is a coastal city irrespective of the axis you find yourself ; mainland or island.

Most of this floods are caused by us. We casually throw plastic and nylons on the roads and in our canals.. This promotes flooding to an extent.

Then the people building indiscriminately on flood passages..

Lagos has a blueprints, Real Estate companies and Private individuals should adhere to this blueprints and we'll have a better Lagos!
PropertiesRe: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 2:44pm On Jul 03, 2024
otipoju:
They probably have excellent drainage.

I was in Florida recently. I observed that the place we went to had social amenities like excellent road networks, malls , hospitals even though it was a developing area terms of residential properties.

The roads and amenities were built first and that led to investors coming to put their money into the building of residential properties and other types of buildings.

In Nigeria it is is the opposite.
I understand where you're going boss..

Nigeria is still a third world country and our leaders aren't being forthcoming.

But to the earlier comment, Lagos can't be submerged just because of flooding.

If it's by the sea level rising then the Maldives and other places with lower elevations would first be submerged..

Permit me to be your Real Estate Advisor..
PropertiesRe: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 9:11am On Jul 03, 2024
otipoju:
I have a morbid fear of anything in that axis. The flooding after the heavy rains are a no no for me. I can't be far way and be wandering what water has destroyed in the house.

Muiz Banire gave a prediction about this phenomenon way back around in the early 2000...that Lagos will be submerged by water in the near future
The Maldives is of lower elevation than most places here in Lagos yet it hasn't been submerged. So think about it.

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