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Romance / Re: Pictures Of Me And Snake While Wearing Lord Chosen vest(pics) by Joclebs(m): 9:05pm On Sep 18
I stay in Ajah, I will be going for an interview at Ikeja tomorrow.

I don't have tp, I will be grateful if you may help me with transport fare.. Here is my last hope.

Thank you.

Opay.

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Politics / Re: Photos: Senate President (Senator) Godswill Akpabio Visits Wike. by Joclebs(m): 9:05pm On Sep 18
I stay in Ajah, I will be going for an interview at Ikeja tomorrow.

I don't have tp, I will be grateful if you may help me with transport fare.. Here is my last hope.

Thank you.

Opay.

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Education / Re: Just In: Neco Set To Release 2024 (ssce) Internal Results by Joclebs(m): 9:04pm On Sep 18
I stay in Ajah, I will be going for an interview at Ikeja tomorrow.

I don't have tp, I will be grateful if you may help me with transport fare.. Here is my last hope.

Thank you.

Opay.

90 34024 724
Career / Job Interview by Joclebs(m): 9:03pm On Sep 18
I stay in Ajah, I will be going for an interview at Ikeja tomorrow.

I don't have tp, I will be grateful if you may help me with transport fare.. Here is my last hope.

Thank you.

Opay.

90 34024 724
Politics / Re: The Dangote Refinery by Joclebs(m): 5:38am On Sep 04
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Politics / The Dangote Refinery by Joclebs(m): 5:36am On Sep 04
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Properties / Re: Beautiful & Asthetic Ebute Metta Police Barracks Built By The Colonial Masters by Joclebs(m): 2:30pm On Jul 24
Nigeria happened to it.

A place where our maintenance culture is so low!

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Crime / Re: . by Joclebs(m): 8:43pm On Jul 09
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Phones / Re: Tecno Spark 10C For Sale by Joclebs(m): 8:29pm On Jul 09
Still available.
Politics / Re: ‘Don’t Donate Your Pension Benefits To Churches, Mosques’- Sanwo-Olu Pays N4.46b by Joclebs(m): 3:01pm On Jul 05
It's very difficult to advise a gullible person..

First it's to liberate them before advising.

Meanwhile, they will not just give their pensions, they'll vote for BAT for second term.
Politics / Re: Edo: Court nullifies PDP Governorship Primary by Joclebs(m): 1:43pm On Jul 04
FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. It's obvious that you have not had a court case before. When you eventually do ehn, go and buy judgment and let's see. Indomie generation gbogbo

You know what I mean yet you choose to proof a point.

You'll be fine soon
Politics / Re: Edo: Court nullifies PDP Governorship Primary by Joclebs(m): 12:06pm On Jul 04
Nigeria, a country where the highest bidder wins in court.

I rest my case.

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Crime / .. by Joclebs(m): 11:39am On Jul 04
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Religion / Re: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Owner - Pastor by Joclebs(m): 8:32am On Jul 04
The husband is the wife's Lord right?.

Just as Jesus is our Lord yeah?

Yet we still do things that don't please Jesus right?

Same way a wife would continually do things that won't please their husbands.

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Travel / Re: Egbeda, Lagos Roads Flooded (Video) by Joclebs(m): 6:08pm On Jul 03
Hanndye:

So no website one can go to?

No, I'm not sure. There are different zones in Lagos , so you have to reach out to Legit Real Estate firms or Development agencies around your location or zone.
Nairaland / General / Re: . by Joclebs(m): 5:58pm On Jul 03
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Travel / Re: Egbeda, Lagos Roads Flooded (Video) by Joclebs(m): 5:33pm On Jul 03
Hanndye:

Where can we see that blueprint so that we can adhere to it?

If you want to buy from a Real Estate firm ask them for the blueprints of that area. If you want to develop individually, then reach out to government development agencies.

Don't just build, please make enquiries before you do.

Allow me to be your Real Estate Advisor.
Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 5:30pm On Jul 03
otipoju:


No wahala. I'll reach out when the time is right.

Alright boss. But remember, the best time to buy a Landed property was 5 years ago. The next best time is today.

Be good boss.

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Emergency Flood Abatement Gang Clears Flood At Iyana Oworo (pics) by Joclebs(m): 2:54pm On Jul 03
Kenochi:
This is not rainfall again,this is a flood
I feel for those areas that have been resisting every attempt by government to clear all the houses built on waterways and canals, they are in for a long thing
If you want to buy property or rent a house,this is the best time to go about it,imagine renting a house and you start getting apprehensive anytime it rains
I will stop here and tell you,if you want to get a property use a professional that understands the topology of the area
Start with a surveyor before you bring any other professional for landed property,you can sue them if they misadvise you

I am a Surveyor and a Real Estate Agent.

My advice is worth a million

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Travel / Re: Egbeda, Lagos Roads Flooded (Video) by Joclebs(m): 2:45pm On Jul 03
We shouldn't forget Lagos is a coastal city irrespective of the axis you find yourself ; mainland or island.

Most of this floods are caused by us. We casually throw plastic and nylons on the roads and in our canals.. This promotes flooding to an extent.

Then the people building indiscriminately on flood passages..

Lagos has a blueprints, Real Estate companies and Private individuals should adhere to this blueprints and we'll have a better Lagos!

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Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 2:44pm On Jul 03
otipoju:


They probably have excellent drainage.

I was in Florida recently. I observed that the place we went to had social amenities like excellent road networks, malls , hospitals even though it was a developing area terms of residential properties.

The roads and amenities were built first and that led to investors coming to put their money into the building of residential properties and other types of buildings.

In Nigeria it is is the opposite.

I understand where you're going boss..

Nigeria is still a third world country and our leaders aren't being forthcoming.

But to the earlier comment, Lagos can't be submerged just because of flooding.

If it's by the sea level rising then the Maldives and other places with lower elevations would first be submerged..

Permit me to be your Real Estate Advisor..
Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 9:11am On Jul 03
otipoju:


I have a morbid fear of anything in that axis. The flooding after the heavy rains are a no no for me. I can't be far way and be wandering what water has destroyed in the house.

Muiz Banire gave a prediction about this phenomenon way back around in the early 2000...that Lagos will be submerged by water in the near future

The Maldives is of lower elevation than most places here in Lagos yet it hasn't been submerged. So think about it.
Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 8:52pm On Jul 02
kedeojo:
Am from Edo but I will prefer to buy a land in Lagos than Benin. You are talking as if Benin is better, they can sell a land for three people. Do you know the number of land cases in the Court. Same tribe in different communities will be killing their self because of land. I have family and friends who lost their lands. When buying land in Lagos, patronize registered real estate firm, confirm from government agency and make sure your land is not close to canal, high tension areas. Don't listen to any sweet mouth. Land in Lagos appreciate far more than any other places in Nigeria.

You know this things.....
Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 8:49pm On Jul 02
otipoju:


Noted. I have plenty of questions but I like the fact that this one is direct C of O. Makes life easy for folks like me.

Okay. I have a land with C of O title by ShopRite, along the Monastery road, Sangotedo.

It's currently selling for 35m per 400sqm.

Estates that surrounds this plots are going for 50m per plot. No cap.
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Commissions Two Housing Projects In Lagos by Joclebs(m): 6:35pm On Jul 02
GboyegaD:
How much is a unit? This is the very reason why corruption will remain in the civil service and government at large. How do you explain that a country where many live in poverty (by World Bank definition) sells unit of housing for ridiculous prices?

It's quite ridiculous. Where will an average civil servant get funds to buy this.?

In any case you want to invest in Real Estate, I'm available.
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Commissions Two Housing Projects In Lagos by Joclebs(m): 6:30pm On Jul 02
hriwura:
Its looks pleasing. I hope they make it affordable for civil servants

I have lands affordable for civil servants.

If they buy today then in five years they can resell it and recoup x20 of the investment.

Remember, the best time to buy land was
5 years ago, the next best time is today!
Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 6:22pm On Jul 02
dibunotion:
Don't invest in Lagos

Where do you want to invest Sir?

We have lands almost every where in this country
Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 6:21pm On Jul 02
IrepChrist:
It's expensive.

I have cheaper lands boss
Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 6:20pm On Jul 02
Unperturbedpota:
Invest in Lagos at your own peril. Better come to Edo state to have peace of mind .

Don't let someone tell you tomorrow that you aren't an indigene so you can't vote a candidate of your choice or live freely.

Or tomorrow they will revoke your CFO because you aren't Yoruba..

Or tomorrow they will tell you they want to build coastal rail way .

Experience isn't the best teacher. You most not experience every bad thing before you learn from the mistakes of others.

Edo state is one of the most peaceful and calm places to live and invest.

You can invest in anywhere you want to. Not everyone buys plots of land to live in. You can buy, keep , then resell.

You get?
Properties / Re: Havens Cottage: Epe's FIRST Property With Direct C-of-O! by Joclebs(m): 6:16pm On Jul 02
odutolu1:


Run oooo

I'm not getting a dime from him nah. Which one is run o?

He should come with his Lawyer to our office and he'll never regret such action..

But if he runs as you'd advise, then he'll continue to run away from investing in stable assets which only appreciates.

Invest today in real Estate and you'd be glad you did.

Land no dey spoil!

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