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I sat down today thinking of the best and fulfilling professions in Nigeria, one of the idea that came to me is Lawyer.
Obtaining a degree in law will take up to 6years to before it can be achieved.
I reasoned and come to conclusion that being a lawyer entails being an educated liar.
Since lying is part of the profession, I'm now asking, Do u think lawyers will make heaven

Na d yeyebrities dey destroy deir home oh

Na dose yeyebrities dey destroy deir home oh

The three -year - old marriage between a popular radio presenter, Omotoke Makinwa and her estranged husband , Maje Ayida has hit the rocks.
An Igbosere High Court in Lagos on Thursday dissolved the union .
Makinwa , is the co -host of the ‘Morning Drive ’ on Rhythm 93 . 7FM , a blogger and an author .
She had on March 9 , 2016, asked the court to dissolve the marriage on the grounds that the husband committed adultery .
Justice Morenike Obadina , while delivering judgment held that Ayida filed an answer to the petition but did not give oral evidence in support of it.
She said the position of the law was settled as pleadings did not amount to evidence .
“Pleadings on which no evidence was led are deemed abandoned . Therefore , Ayida ’s evidence is deemed abandoned .
“The effect being that the petitioner ’s evidence is unchallenged and uncontroverted ,’’ she ruled.
The judge said the issue of cruelty which the petitioner ( Makinwa ) relied on was established because of the “mental and emotional stress ” she was subjected to by her husband .
He said Makinwa had sufficiently proven that the husband committed adultery and continued to flaunt his adulterous relationships even to her face.
“I hold that the marriage has broken down on grounds of intolerable behaviour .
“I hereby pronounce a ` Decree Nisi ’ dissolving the marriage between Makinwa and Ayida which was administered at the Federal Marriage Registry , Ikoyi , Lagos , on Jan. 15 , 2014.
“The order Nisi shall become absolute three months from today unless within that period sufficient cause is shown why it should not be made absolute ,” Obadina said .
Makinwa had told the court that her husband committed adultery with his mistress , Anita Solomon , adding that the relationship produced a child .
She said since their marriage was contracted, the husband had “behaved in a way she could not reasonably be expected to continue to bear ”.
She also said the husband was cruel towards her, adding that their differences became irreconcilable.
During the trial , the petitioner ( Makinwa ) testified in court and tendered some documents including their marriage certificate which were admitted in evidence .
In her testimony , she said that after their marriage was contracted in 2014, cohabitation with her husband ceased on Nov . 8, 2015, without any child from the marriage .
She also told the court of an instance where her husband threatened separation and even drafted a separation agreement because she discovered that he bought a ticket for his mistress to travel to London .
The first respondent ( Ayida ) who replied to the petition when served , however , instructed his counsel , Mr T . O . Lawal, not to continue with the defence.
Ayida through his counsel , therefore, foreclosed all evidence.
The mistress ( Solomon ) , who is the second respondent , refused to join issues with the petitioner .
NAN

adeblow:
Show us decoder picture na

i for post the picture but I dey inside motor..... Maybe on Saturday..... Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I Don Bobo all of them

kechywillz:
If u have purchased it,tell us how it works

If u install am, plug � am, I mean the cord to your television, on your TV, sit down, relax and choose station of your choice,... Na so e dey work

It cost me five k, I did the installation myself, it was cool and awesome experience anyway

Bro lala, please coman do justice to it

y he be say bad news no dey end for Kenya, why?

Niceboyx4:
A man named LUKEMAN OWOLABI

Dem too dey fear

y asking me, d guy below me na analyst

only God knows my dear.. Note, the boy below me has no tangible thing to say

The guy below me is just..................................

Fake fake people tamina mina, dem don come OH... complete it it joor if u Don participate for Nysc

nA wa for her.... I pity the parentless baby

maybe for the reason best known to him.... God help

should we fry shit

good move

na dem sabi..... check my signature

Can I add web design to my skills.... Somebody should answer plsssdd

Bros plz stop this.D guy wey dey sing for my villa better pass dis... Next time op,put listener discretion

I think some of this bloggers do pay our mod... how can u be pushing this type of post without any direct link to the employer to the front page... imagine, doing this just to push traffic to their site ..Nawaoh

General safety tips:

1. Never take out an object you’ve been stabbed with. It’s actually preventing you from a hemorrhage. Let a doctor or other medical person remove it.

2. If you need urgent help in a public place, do not scream for help. People will think someone else will help you. Instead, call out for help to one specific person.
The bystander effect, is a social psychological phenomenon in which individuals are less likely to offer help to a victim when other people are present. The greater the number of bystanders, the less likely it is that any one of them will help.

3.If the plane you’re in has to perform a water landing, you should never inflate your life jacket while you’re in the plane, as it will make you stuck on the ceiling. Get off the plane first, then inflate the jacket.

4.If you’re cooking with oil and gas and it catches fire, never try to extinguish it with water. Because of the oil, you’ll instead make the fire bigger. Simply turn off the gas and use something non-flammable to cover the flames. A pot lid, wet cloth or a wool blanket are useful.

5.Stay close to the ground if any building catches fire. Smoke is the first cause of death during a fire & smoke rises. Clearer air for breathing is found close to the ground.

6. If you find yourself in the ocean, for example, and want to surface, your first instinct will be to paddle as fast as you can. It will exhaust you, and eventually cause you to drown. Instead, just float.

7.Wherever you go, be it a church, a party, or even a school, make sure you see 3 exits. It can be both easy and hard. Scan the space with your eyes so that even if there’s only one door you’ll find at least three ways out.
Why? If something bad happens, it’ll be too late to look for an exit. If you’ve found and memorized them in advance, you’ll be able to move toward one of them almost without thinking.

8. If a dog is going to attack you in open place then,
do not run, dog can catch you in no time( since it is open place).
do not look into its eyes( animals can sense fear).
do not show your back( showing back is a sign of fear).
grab a stick if possible. Stand straight and be in attack mode. Walk backwards slowly until you are out of attack zone(200 meters is dog’s attack zone).

9. If you notice you are being followed, Raise your head, and go slowly.
People tend to instinctively lower their head and increase their pace when they sense danger. However, you should do just the contrary: confidently raise your chin, and slow down.
Why? When you follow your first instinct, you become prey. Who or whatever is threatening you, slow down, raise your head, and look sideways to see the danger with your peripheral vision.

10. Suppose you rammed your car into an electric-pole and live current wires on your car then,
Do not panic. Your car tyres are made up of rubber and will work as an insulator. The metal surface of the car acts as a Faraday cage due to which the electric field inside the car is zero.
Do not step out of the vehicle,if you do so you will complete the circuit between wires and earth and you’ll be fried in no time.
Pick up the floor mats in you car and throw them on the ground where you could reach by jumping
Make sure you cover maximum area with mats
Open car door widely( roof top is preferable) then jump onto the mats which you placed earlier.
Make sure you remove two legs at once( keeping one leg inside may complete circuit).

11. If you were bitten by a viper/any venomous snake, do not run(the venom will spread faster). -Take a picture of the snake if possible or remember its features (pattern/head shape).
-Within the first 2 minutes, more than 95% of the venom will still be around the wound.
- Tie your shoelace 3 inches above the wound to slow down the spreading of the venom and loosen the tie for 30 seconds every 10 minutes to avoid necrosis.
-Call for help.
While waiting, rinse the wound with water (ideally 5% potassium permanganate with 2L water if you have a First Aid kit) or any -liquid (especially, urine).

12. If your car especially the fuel tank were on fire, do not try to douse the fire with water. Water is lighter than petrol and therefore would sink to the bottom of the tank. The boiling water would produce more heat, which when cannot diffuse, would cause explosion -use dry powder fire extinguisher. Using the incorrect agent can allow the fire to re-ignite.
If the fire cannot be put out within 3 minutes, abandon the car.

13. You are driving a car and your brakes failed,then
Do not say your last prayers in panic and be shouting "Jesus! Jesus!" upandan!
Do not kill (turn off) the engine in panic as turning off engine will lock your steering then you can't change your path to avoid collisions.
Do not change your gear to “neutral”, just decrease the gears sequentially. If you are in 80 with 4 gear come to 3rd and hit accelerator car will slow down like wise do with rest of the gears.
Once you have attained impact sustainable speed, try hand brakes. If they failed too, collide your vehicle with a similarly sized, parked car because Car fronts are designed to absorb shock (structurally weaker) and hitting a similarly sized car will distribute the momentum evenly
Else collide it with a tree or pole( make sure you wear seat belt and have air bags).

14. Never walk down the stairs with your hands in your pockets. This way if you trip/fall, you’ll not be able to catch yourself.
15. If a stranger gets in your car forcefully and orders you to take them somewhere, you can drive straight into a pole or a lamp post. This way you’ll render yourself useless to them because
a) the car is damaged and
b) you've drawn enough attention by crashing the car.
Sure, you'll damage your car but you'll save your life. Ensure your seat belt is on and your car has airbag.
I know I run the risk of sounding like a religious bigot but we are sharing life-saving tips here, and what I'm about to share has proven time and time again to be a major life saver.

16. If there are more than 2 routes to your house, try as much as possible to occasionally switch routes and don't switch in a patterned manner.... This will help you against ambushed kidnapping

17. Don't walk on/by the road when you talk, instead stop and finish your phone call before walking.
You will experience Inattention Blindness (you may be looking at an object but you'll fail to register it or process what it is).
The human brain cannot multitask. Walking and talking on a cell phone are two thinking tasks that involve many areas of the brain. Instead of processing both simultaneously, the brain rapidly switches between two cognitive activities.
Cell phone use reduces pedestrian safety. It shuts the world around, makes you blind to danger and is one of the leading causes of death for pedestrians.

18. When involved in an accident and a medical rescue team is on site, don't go about screaming your lungs out "help me! Help me! Yeparipa!"..... Make little or no sound as it is a well known fact that the less injured aren't usually the most vocal in an accident. The silent ones are most times attended to first as it is assumed they are CRITICALLY injured.

19.Do not take pictures of military vehicles, military personnel or military installations without permission. - Don't ask me why but you can find out if you want.

20. If you are in a foreign country, stay out of political discussions unless you know all of the parties VERY WELL. If pressed for an opinion, then simply state ,truthfully, that you don't know enough to comment. You will stay alive minding your business.

21.There is a little, clever device that can prevent death, headache, bleeding, back pain, neck pain, bone fractures, head trauma, brain damage, organ damage, bruises and emergency hospital admittance.
It’s called a SEAT BELT, use it always.

22. Wait a second or two after the light turns green before hitting the accelerator. There's always that one asshole at the other end that tries to outsmart the red light and they're never going slowly either.

23. If you are driving an automatic and you experience a failed brake, the first thing you want to do is to take your foot off the accelerator.
Secondly shift your vehicle gear down to D1 to reduce your speed. As your speed gradually drops, use your hand brake. Although it will take longer than usual to come to a stop because it only stops the back tires. Along with this, keep swerving the car and drive off the tarmac on the gravel or mud patch, if the conditions permit. This is to cause friction which will hopefully a long way in slowing the speed of the vehicle.
Ensure your hazard lights are on to warn fellow drivers & pedestrians.
Worst case, you can also scrape your car to the barrier/railings on the side of the road.
Friction is your best friend in such a situation. Try making the most of it.

24. Avoid as much as possible taking the lift alone. Use the staircase if the floor you are going to is not far. Otherwise, use the lift together with others.

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I find it difficult to upload picture to nairaland nowadays,,, bro lala, what's happening?

source :http://newsexpressngr.com/news/42726-BREAKING-NEWS-IPOB-makes-U-Turn-withdraws-threat-to-stop-Anambra-governorship-election

The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) has withdrawn its threat to stop the conduct of the November 18 governorship election in Anambra State.

The decision was reached after a meeting organised by a non-governmental organisation, the Ala-Igbo International Foundation with the leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu in Owerri, the Imo State capital.

Leader of the foundation, Professor Uzodinma Nwala, says after much deliberations which they say is still ongoing, IPOB has assured the Igbo leaders that it won’t disrupt the November 18 governorship election.

People who are eligible to vote have also been told to go out and exercise their franchise without fear of molestation.

The Ala-Igbo Development Foundation is an Igbo group that brings together Igbo academics, elders, clerics, patriotic public figures, women and youth, both at home and abroad, with the main objective of protecting and ensuring the survival of Ndigbo, their culture and civilisation as well as the development of Igboland. (Channels TV)

Innoson motor today unveil their new 17seater bus .This came immediately after they released their IVMfox yesterday.The story was released on their official facebook page. I think innoson motor is making a wave in auto industry......... Rate the bus

MOUNTAIN TOP LIFE DAILY DEVOTIONAL
JULY 2017 EDITION

SUNDAY,13 AUGUST 2017.

THEME: ​FOUNDATIONAL CHALLENGES​

FIRE SCRIPTURE: Job 4:19-21.

Memory verse:Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
Revelation:3:11.

Bible in One Year; Psalms 87,88. Romans 13.

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES:
Our Lord Jesus Christ had His own foundational story but He did not allow it to dictate His destiny.

PROPHETIC WORD:The Lord shall destroy every evil foundation dictating your life.

HYMN –(CHRIST IS THE SURE FOUNDATION)

​OUTLINE​
A lot of the challenges we experience are due to our foundation. Some challenges also come from the Lord when we do not do what He tells us to do in the case of Jonah and the fish. Challenges can also come from the environment we live in or the association we belong, from our villages and hometowns.

Challenges can also come from our mistakes or past sins. Like the children of Israel in the book of Judges, each time they sinned and turned from the Lord, He would bring their enemies against them and when they repent of their sins, God would forgive them. In all, the challenges only linger because we allow it.

As Christians, we have not yet utilised half of the power God gave us. We are still calling the enemy sweet names and making lovely embracing faces to the enemy. The moment we get angry and face the devil with an angered spirit of enough-is-enough, he would pack his bag and leave.

The Bible says if the foundation is destroyed, what can the righteous do? Hence, we desperately and urgently need to break away from our foundation. There is no person who does not have a foundational story.

Even our Lord Jesus Christ had His own but He did not allow His foundation to dictate His destiny. He was born in a manger, luckily for Him, His parents knew the Lord so there were no idolatry rites performed for Him.

The idolatry rites performed for people in the olden days caused a lot of problems for them and their generation and it is only an aggressive prayer and fasting that can break away the relationship. The story of Gideon is a pitiable one. God already delivered him from his foundation. He was weak otherwise he would have faced the people when God instructed him.

When the angel told Gideon that God had chosen him to deliver the Israelites, he doubted the angel and asked for confirmation. When God told him to destroy his father's altar of baal, he could not do it by day and when God told Gideon that He had delivered the Midianites into his hand, he still doubted it. God had to confirm what he said to Gideon through a dream.

In fact God wanted to assure Gideon that the 300 soldiers He chose were nothing for him to deliver Israel with. After the Midianites were defeated, Gideon went to build an altar and married wife and had concubines. Today, many of us do behave like Gideon because of our faulty foundation.

​PRAYER​

​MORNING​
1. I break my destiny from evil foundational power, in the name of Jesus.

2. Foundational powers, waiting to manifest on the day of my celebration, be destroyed by the fire of the Holy Ghost, in the name of Jesus.

3. Thou power of the Most High, burn to ashes evil foundational powers affecting my destiny, in the name of Jesus.

​EVENING​
4. My destiny, hear the word of the Lord, arise shine, in the name of Jesus.

5. Every foundational power that has swallowed my destiny, vomit it by fire, in the name of Jesus.

6. Evey coffin constructed for my destiny, burn to ashes, in the name of Jesus.

7. Holy Spirit, do the work of deliverance in my life today, in the name of Jesus.

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Have a blessed day.
#AUGUST
#DKO
#MFM

plz let's keep this thread alive by updating it with the prayer assign for each day

Limpopo crooner kcee will be joining his counterpart in the entertainment industry to contestfor anambra governor.Remember ,Yul Edochie will also be contesting for the same post . According to the post on his instagram account, he will officially made the announcement on Tuesday 8/8/2017...wish him well