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Christianity EtcRe: Aloysius Ikegwuonu "Bishop" Invited By Police Over Ozubulu Killings by Jodesky(m): 1:23pm On Aug 16, 2017
TheTrueSeeker:
Belated invitation....!!!
The Police is just playing to the gallery. Eye service

Let them not say we didn't do anything
What crime can 'bishop' be said to have committed?. Is it a crime to have been targetted for attack by assassins? No No No!

He can only assist the Police in tracing the assassins if he so desires, as that might open up sordid details about his background.

Its almost impossible to link him with any drug deals in Nigeria. So, the Police is helpless here especially if the guy refuses to volunteer any information about his adversaries.

Again this brings to the fore the need to make laws in Nigeria for the Police to dig into your background when you live above your means. The Tax Authorities should be in position to raise dust when you spend against the pattern of your tax returns.

Unitil that happens, the Bishop can ride on in his majesty.
Technology MarketRe: Pristine Condition Samsung Galaxy A5 DUOS by Jodesky(m): 1:01pm On Aug 10, 2017
But for your restrictive order that you won't entertain questions here, I would have liked to ask if it's dual sim and if it comes with a charger
AutosRe: SOLD ***Registered Acura TL 09/10 Super Clean Body N Interios Bad Engine @ 2.8m by Jodesky(m): 7:19pm On Aug 03, 2017
Scammer:
Lol.

This guy too funny.
Selling a Nigerian used abused 2009 Acura Tl sh-awd for 2.8Million grin grin grin
I'm sure the 4 exhausts are smoking like a fiat Truck grin

Engine will be replaced along with many other sensors, who knows if the catalytic converter is even present. and you still peg the car at 2.8 million.

Because this car looks bad ass and it's scarce on the road you think people don't know the actual value.

A clean title tl 09 awd can be brought in for as low as 4m with duty. Mileage might be around 140k miles tho.
Hey Dunce,
And just to let you know that another rogue dealer advertised this same car as BUY & DRIVE here:-
https://www.nairaland.com/3933278/neatly-used-acura-tl-2010/1#59110751

Yet, you want to slit this guy's neck for telling the truth.
AutosRe: Neatly Used Acura TL 2010 3.3m last Just Like Tokumbo by Jodesky(m): 7:15pm On Aug 03, 2017
MODERATORS IN THE HOUSE

Your attention is needed here..........


...........................................We just caught a FRAUDSTER!!!
AutosRe: SOLD ***Registered Acura TL 09/10 Super Clean Body N Interios Bad Engine @ 2.8m by Jodesky(m): 7:12pm On Aug 03, 2017
Scammer:
You no get sense.
Even your people dn tire for your stupidity.
For your mind you tink say you well.
Madman no they gree say e mad.
you better find solution for you life.
Eleribu
Chai! ....... This is why you are advised to stay away from WEED ...........
..............
Just look at your life now....................... going downhill..............
AutosRe: SOLD ***Registered Acura TL 09/10 Super Clean Body N Interios Bad Engine @ 2.8m by Jodesky(m): 2:34pm On Aug 03, 2017
Scammer:
Lol.

This guy too funny.
Selling a Nigerian used abused 2009 Acura Tl sh-awd for 2.8Million grin grin grin
I'm sure the 4 exhausts are smoking like a fiat Truck grin

Engine will be replaced along with many other sensors, who knows if the catalytic converter is even present. and you still peg the car at 2.8 million.

Because this car looks bad ass and it's scarce on the road you think people don't know the actual value.

A clean title tl 09 awd can be brought in for as low as 4m with duty. Mileage might be around 140k miles tho.
What exactly are you trying to pass across? You sound rather frustrated here.

Did you just lose a bet?
AutosRe: 6months Used 2009model C300 Awoof 2.6million Location Delta 07067339495 Call by Jodesky(m): 4:45am On Aug 02, 2017
iamexcelblog:
For this car to be this cheap, things are not adding up. Something is wrong somewhere. I may be wrong though.

Maybe A Yahoo boy gone broke.
Did you read the post.?
Go back and read it before you start writing nonsense.
AutosRe: Super Hot and Clean 2005 Rx 330@4.9m In Katsina08050861801 by Jodesky(m): 6:40pm On Jul 28, 2017
Something is certainly wrong with you and your various offers......
AutosRe: 2005 Toyota Camry For Quick Sale in Katsina@1.5m 08050861801 by Jodesky(m): 6:37pm On Jul 28, 2017
Where exactly is your location in Katsina?

I'm in Zaria now and will like to come over there tomorrow or Monday.
AutosRe: Used Clean Honda Chatsworth For 650k Price Negotiable by Jodesky(m): 8:56am On Jul 27, 2017
Say ''NO'' to Weed
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz C280 '06 In Pristine Conditions. by Jodesky(m): 8:09am On Jul 22, 2017
olajide21:
So una decide to turn my shop to una market square abi. God see una!!!!
������

I feel you bro. Lovely car .... ..@ unfriendly price.......
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz C280 '06 In Pristine Conditions. by Jodesky(m): 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2017
Happy 100 days anniversary...................

.......... and Still Available...........
AutosRe: Registered 2009 Honda CRV by Jodesky(m): 9:09pm On Jul 21, 2017
Why in a hurry to post this nonsense when you don't have the keys to the car.

You now take a single shot from afar trying to create a false impression that you have owner's authority to sell.

You are just a pretender........... for now....
AutosRe: 2000 Accidented Toyota Camry Available 1.2m Lagos by Jodesky(m): 8:26pm On Jul 18, 2017
Mrtesso:
Apparently the ones that fix, paint and sell at 1.5 as clean title are serious human beings?

By the way what price tag do u consider "normal"?

And those that claim to know a lot but know so little, are they not human beans?
So if you buy this crap for 1.2m, you think your people will not rush you to Yaba left.
That thing's right suspension is gone and there will surely be more latent issues.

Why do you think the dealer is looking for a vctim?

What happened to your eyes, for God sake?
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Available To Serve In Buhari’s Govt. Now — Soludo by Jodesky(m): 6:20pm On Jul 14, 2017
mathy2p2:
embarassed embarassedI wonder wht is soludo talking about,when he was in the office,he champions looting which contribute negatively to unemployment nd incessant bank retreshment.
Haba!!!!
Technology MarketRe: Own a 72" screen with ceiling Projector for movies and soccer for 120k by Jodesky(m): 6:18pm On Jul 14, 2017
Hello
AutosRe: SOLD!!! Registered Toyota Camry Big Daddy @880k by Jodesky(m): 2:42pm On Jul 13, 2017
Why show the interior of an Acura MDX?

And the pictures dont do any justice to the car........ Or are you really hiding something?
AutosRe: Used Honda Accord Leather by Jodesky(m): 10:20am On Jul 09, 2017
boliano:
There is limitations to d size of pix that can be uploaded on NL...... Read


For more piz whatsapp me on 08071238667
For an NL legend like you, this is a thoughtless excuse. You would have made more sense by not giving any excuse at all.
SMH.
AutosRe: Registered Volkswagen Tuareg 06/7 Premium Clean Like Toks @ 3.2m by Jodesky(m): 9:00am On Jul 09, 2017
2006 Touareg for 3.2mhuh.

I will advise you move this post to the appropriate forum - the JOKES SECTION, for better appeal.

You certainly can't be serious..
PoliticsRe: Flooding: White Man Paddling His Canoe In Victoria Island, Lagos (Video, Photos) by Jodesky(m): 8:31pm On Jul 08, 2017
alcmene:
Lagos is just an over rated slum.... lipsrsealed

If Lagos is like this then you can imagine the conditions of Owo, Oshogbo and Ogbomosho cheesy cheesy
Your education is a complete waste. Are those other places you mentioned anywhere near the coast or as congested as Lagos.
So much for your ignorant mind.
AutosRe: 2004 Camry Big Daddy XLE 4 plugs Tokunbo In Ibadan @1.6 Fixed 50,000 Miles by Jodesky(m): 3:12pm On Jul 08, 2017
oludolars:
The pics and the details of the 143k mileage camry is a comparison showing that the one the OP posted cannot be 50k mileage with that state,more so we are talking about a car of 13 years old which is very rare. Such a car must have be rarely driven and extremely neat inside-out.

This is just an odometer roll back thing. Gbam!
Oh, I see.

It's obviously a roll-back. This Big Deals (female moniker) guy really got some crooked deals up his sleeve.

Anyway, whoever is buying should keep his eyes open
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AutosRe: 2004 Camry Big Daddy XLE 4 plugs Tokunbo In Ibadan @1.6 Fixed 50,000 Miles by Jodesky(m): 6:41am On Jul 08, 2017
missjolacrown:
I don't have to argue with you ,come and check if the mileage has been worked on I will part with 100k naira
Now that you've realised that the car has done 143km mileage, I advise you remove the 50,000miles tag which is obviously an error.
AutosRe: Who Is The Autos Moderator? by Jodesky(m): 10:16pm On Jul 04, 2017
dominique:
I'm right here.
AND SO HE ESCAPED.......!!!
PoliticsRe: Does Secession From A Country Make an Individual Lose His Personal Property? by Jodesky(m): 12:44am On Jul 04, 2017
Billyonaire:
It happened after those days after colonial powers left. The colonial powers had the mandate and powers of administering how their their slave colonies were run (ignore my used of words, it is the butter I use to lubricate my facts and stats.). As at that time of the last war there was absence of the colonial masters and the blackman had no adequate knowledge of how to rule themselves. That created a cocktail of illiteracy and madness. Now it is a different kettle of fish. So, there is no tear on our armour plate.

Permit me to digress;
Social Media is a weapon, not even the most powerful country in the world has been able to totally control the vast dark web, messaging apps, and the not-to-mention blockchain communications tunnels that now dot the length and breath of the creepy deep. ISIS recruits fighters through this channel so Igbos will have monumental underground support as their people are everywhere in the Universe. I think we might an Igbo man at Mars. I had to bring that up. To push a way the fears of those who think there will be war, there will be none. Let us stop this fear. Let's pray for Buhari to recover first, it is only him, as commander in chief that can declare war.

OP, having stated my warning above regarding the warring morons, I will state as follows;

NO, Whether you have CofO or Not, the property you have in the North is yours till the end of this world, until you decide to sell it to whoever.

The reasons are very simple. So many foreigners own properties Nigeria, Indians, Lebanese, Chinese etc have real estate projects all over our country so, Nigeria knows if Biafrans are gain Independence, then Foreigner owned assets in Nigeria and foreigners owned assets will automatical assume foreigners own tax bracket. And that is already in the ECOWAS and UN Charter.

The days of No Man's Properties are gone.

Now is the Era of No Man's Land.
Most of the arguments here omit one fundamental, which is Immigration Law. The moment Biafra is created, every person whose origin is rooted in that Biafran geographical entity loses his Nig passport and ceases to be a Nigerian. He must first return to Biafra and then apply to re-enter Nigeria (or whatever is left of that part) vide a valid visa but this time with his Biafran passport.

At that point, the govt of that Nigerian entity may grant or refuse visa. Every country reserves a right to design it's immigration policy the way it desires.

Before you can own property, you will require some measure of work or residence permit, without which you cannot remain in the new Nigerian entity not to talk of owning landed property.

One other reality is that Nigeria may eventually break into multiple parts with each unit havng separate identities and varying immigration policies. Such policies may be skewed against different nationalities but the common denominator is that everyone must first return to their homelands before embarking on processes of regularisation.

This is this the minimum standard in all international border adjustment scenarios.

So, there will naturally be forfeiture of assets not necessarily because of abandoned property issues but principally as a result of immigration restrictions. It's not avoidable but can be managed on individual merits.
AutosRe: Distress Sale: Toks 2008 Toyota Camry LE For 2.5m by Jodesky(m): 7:25pm On Jun 24, 2017
Is it leather or fabric interior?
AutosRe: 2010 Toyota Rav4 Registered For Sale by Jodesky(m): 8:45pm On Jun 19, 2017
dombroski:
Caveat emptor
Spill the beans, please.
AutosRe: Camry 2004(big For Nothing) Or Honda DC Or Lexus RX300 by Jodesky(m): 7:04pm On Jun 18, 2017
@tolulope855

I expect you to shut that stinking mouth but you are stil repeating the nonsensical advice.

If your brain has no signals on a topic, why force your self to spew out that rubbish.........

What a big shame......
AutosRe: Camry 2004(big For Nothing) Or Honda DC Or Lexus RX300 by Jodesky(m): 3:21pm On Jun 18, 2017
tolulope855:
Rx 300 is the best out of the three.. .has almost same engine with Toyota Highlander. Good and Economical.
Why not buy Toyota Highlander instead.

If I were to be in your shoes, I'll go for DC. I just love tha DC than the the other two mentioned.
A very confused mind.........

He wants to choose one out of three, now you want him to choose three from three.

Must you comment by force?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Law Firm Vacancy by Jodesky(op): 5:26pm On Jun 16, 2017
Jodesky:
A commercial law firm in the Abuja city centre requires the services of a well groomed lawyer of 1-3 years post call.

Must be CAC-accredited and able to deliver timeously on CAC-related tasks with minimal supervision.
Must be a problem-solver especially in relation to CAC tasks.

May occasionally be assigned to Trademarks matters as well as non-contentious litigation briefs.

Must be result-oriented and self-motivated.

Starting pay is circa 50k per month for the first three months of probation.

Commencement date is 1st July.

Interested candidates to forward detailed CV to: copperstoneng@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesLaw Firm Vacancy by Jodesky(op):
A commercial law firm in the Abuja city centre requires the services of a well groomed lawyer of 1-3 years post call.

Must be CAC-accredited and able to deliver timeously on CAC-related tasks with minimal supervision.
Must be a problem-solver especially in relation to CAC tasks.

May occasionally be assigned to Trademarks matters as well as non-contentious litigation briefs.

Must be result-oriented and self-motivated.

Starting pay is circa 50k per month for the first three months of probation.

Commencement date is 1st July.

Interested candidates to forward detailed CV to: copperstoneng@gmail.com
CrimeRe: There Are Many Things Wrong With Evans' Story by Jodesky(m): 5:15pm On Jun 13, 2017
Alajiki:
The OP/ writer is oblivious of many things. Chief among them is that Evans can actually avoid the NFIU radar and blend the proceed of his crime into the system. It's easy.

The EFCC can only track the monies passing through the system, not outside - of course with the exception of the recently introduced whistle blowing policy. It was, in fact, because EFCC discovered that criminals still manage to evade it's radar that the policy was introduced. Evans does not need any bank manager or bank at all to spend that money...even if it's $10 million. There are so many loopholes in the Nigerian financial system that can be exploited to enjoy proceeds of crime.
The OP is too fixated on this banking model of transacting in Nigeria. Its even dumb for anyone to imagine that a kidnapper will give out his bank details or lodge huge sums in this accounts, especially in this era of BVN.

Meanwhile he has disclosed his modus operandi which is that he stays away from the banks, but he rather spends his loots in acquiring assets to avoid suspicions attached to banking processes.

The guy is quite intelligent is his deals and seeing that he started as a lone ranger way back really worked for him until he moved up to the big deals and had to work through alliances.

The bubble was sure to bust someday as its just happened.

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