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torqque7:
Lol do u enjoy where u work and the conditions?I bet not so that's not the kinda work I mean..if u have ur dream job or at least u are comfortable with where u work then ud know what I mean. Even bus conductor is a job now but not the kind I am talking about .

Ur reason for tagging me stingy is not something to take seriously joor lol..do u know how many people I chat with that immediately start asking for money,recharge cards etc?so I should oblige them all shey cos I'm not stingy?lol u try. When the time is right under the right circumstances I'll give to who I know I should give to

Treat her like a woman?smh..she is looking for a man she can control anyhow like

a puppy I am NOT that man o..I'll only pet and kiss ass when I'm at fault but our own case na money she de find,like she said,she only loves for the chadazz

It's a lie jhor... I love wima heart.. And wima soul... Cheddahz nah plus... My own is that you're not romantic...

I'm not looking for a puppy Aww control I'm looking for a man that'll treat me like a lady

Is that too much to ask for?

Rinsola32:
Give him and thank me later.

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Baby if yhu think say im grab too much... Give am yhur details

I'm sure they're other guys that are romantic and willing to spend

Rinsola32:
Follow another man ke? Not possible! As long as e-money wife never leave am, she no fit leave you too or have you seen where a woman left the house of a money bag? Forget that one jooor!

@Johda, you can see he is back. Release one of your contacts info now. Haba! Don't miss this oooo( I know what I'm saying)

Release contacts to someone that's unromantic +stingy?... Never!!

Rinsola32:
Love no fit die o. He is just testing you.

Whispers......I know him off NL, he is a money bag.

@Torqque7, I'm sorry I told her

It's a lie.. Gimme proof or idontbelivit ...

Ways to keep a woman? . We should prolly go to another thread cause you do not obviously know how to keep a woman...

After divorcing me, yhu shamelessly brought me to a "ways to keep a woman" thread... Chai you're just heartless

And as for my dream man, I've not found him yet but I know Aww find him one day my dream. Guy will never divorce me... If nah swear yhu dhey swear for me... Back to sender

I hope enough mosquitos bit yhu last night...

torqque7:
Lol where is this fake sweetheart,oya Jodha come o..this is the new thread,oya come and learn a few things for ur new boo who isn't stingy ..if u are still after his money alone,he will divorce you too...so better CHANGE

Pulease I don't do such... I'm from a Christian home

Lol don't mind me... I just hate public show of vulgarity... It's uncalled for..

prettythicksme:
Wat is catwalks out?u no dey fuvk?

And as for that link..

Hell no.. She's not

I was expecting to see a sermon on the dangers of opening explicit sites

Wasted about 20secs of my life viewing that trash...

Rubbish thread... Catwalks out#

abimic:
U don't read really need to have it big, I'm contented with it be it small as long as u can use the toilet ..... .
How the day?

Use it for only toilet

My day was stressful... Yhurs?...

Rinsola32:
Moderator should please change the topic to torqque7 flirting with johda.

Haba! I just read most of your chat now.

Johda, how can you get your number across to your new found " stingy" crush?

I want to eat wedding rice o

Torqque7, be a man and stop forming. a can see you are in love already

See jodha too, she wants you both to go go derail another thread. Hmmmnnn! She don fall in love too

Lol you really worse pass me... My aproko dey learn for where yhu dey

I fall in love based on the cheddahz... And it's obvious that torqque7 doesn't wanna spend money on me... So the love yaf die...

decode:
I want to look good for my Jodha.

Aww you're so sweet... Oya take kiss :

torqque7:
Smh..lol females ehnn,so complicated and dnt even know what they want,shey u dey find divorce now?I don give u on gold platter and u still the complain? ,ha abeg I no get power for this kind sweetheart Wey dey very unstable and wants to divorce me ontop smal money matter,biko oya come and collect ur divorce letter and comanbegoing

U don't do that too abi?lol I bet that's what every girl caught eventually, said before they got busted ..Students?mbanu,I was once a student and I know what I did and I also know what I saw,u be on top of a girl and her poor goodguy fiance will call her and she be forming I have headache that's y my voice is low lol.Godforbid I turn or be in that fiances shoe someday .

Hmm email complications?na wa o,as we don divorce how do u want ur new crush to toast u now? Anyway r u on bbm?

You're supposed to be begging me... Not to agree to leave me... It doesn't work that way

Hehehe thought you said yhu were a virgin... Yhu just use yhur mouth expose yhurself...

Not really... Let's goan derail another thread jhor

Rayhandrinni:
#1 jodha akbar...her name just glued to me head...viewed the pic, didnt like what i saw

Make thunder just settle down fire yhu .... Ewu Japanese

Atar girl

SalomonKane:
Any teenager who follows what he or she reads here will have himself or herself to blame for it, nothing more, nothing less.

Sometimes the guys herein type anyhow... What if yhur Lil bro or sis (if yhu have one) saw this and is thinking of practicing it?

Teenagers are kids.. They're gullible.. They follow what they see... They can't be responsible for their actions...

They try use yhur head sometimes (no offense though)

Pictures of the girls or idontbelivit

Be mindful about what you post on social blogosphere's especially a public site like naira land.

Children shouldn't get the wrong impression /intention... About things

You may be thinking you're typing this trash to catch fun but a teenager may be reading this and may get another thing outta this...

Watch what you post...!!!

torqque7:
Lol me stingy?cos I collected subscription money and used it to buy vibrating bed for u?chai smh..oyah where the divorce papers bring am make i sign sharp sharp I no do again

Hahaha females are not same as men now that's why they are able to keep things with dates in their head,everything has to be about romance with females ..oya I haff agree for divorce so that ul go and try others and learn small lesson

Hmm students get plenty wahala..u for example na our case study lol,plus another student go de help u service ur student boo for ur behind,while she lies to u that u are her one and only, ;Dplenty plenty bad market too numerous to say here,I'll give u details somewhere else,maybe we will find another thread to derail again lol ;Ddo u reply pm's?

So you want dump me nah ehn... issorait...

Pulease ion do such.. I'm a faithful sombori

My email is having complications... Ion even understand how it works....

Good morning dearie...

I have ass jhor (not big ass oo)

Short people are wicked (my opinion).

I don't feel concerned about the protest cause I feel it won't change anything

abimic:
I got the pic clearly of the dope girl, I even saw one today sef, didn't know when I muttered wow to her hearing, and she was like feeling on top the world, slim, small boobs, small ass and very confident.
I'm pretty sure u've described yourself too, and it is dope too, tall, small boobs, small ass or no ass, with little hips .... Nice one, tall girls rock though and they're loving, welcoming, unlike short girls that are most times pained unnecessarily over what I know not of.
Good morning
Yes, the protest might not hold because it seems divided more now, again, it's on a working day, of which thousands who are employed wouldn't want to lose their jobs under private employers that they're managing themselves, no one wants to become jobless now, not even now especially. 2baba isn't working under anybody, so he can be home one year and still live fine than even people going to work 24/7 a year..... 2012 was a bit successful because there was a nationwide strike, so many trooped out in support before NLC short changed Nigerians.

abimic:
We are of same height then, tall and slim isn't bad if there is back side to match up the confidence publicly, but short and chubby go be like robocup nah, with yam like kind of calf, wey go b like shuku, and it really turns off, short and chubby forces to impress by shaking everything that no one even notices, but slim and short with Behind backside are always most times respectful, and they have swag when they walk esp when they wear sneakers, might not necessarily be applicable to all slim and short but majority of them. Anything goes as a match for tall, but slim with dry back and front is over slim o that one no be slim again o. .
February 6th is when the much publicized 2face protest had being billed to hold, u didn't know about it?

Hmm that's your own philosophy... Other guys think differently... Trust me there is a kinda tall that doesn't require boobs/ass I don't know whether you've seen that kinda tall... Trust me it's epic....

She'll be like a model.. Nice shape.. With just lirrle hips no ass.. No big boobs... I once saw a girl like that she was about 6.0ft tall.. (I was mad though, cause she was far taller than me) but she looked dope"✌

I don't mean slim Asin look sickly oo..

Oh that 2face stuff... I knew but I didn't really take notice of the date... I'on think it will hold anyways...

abimic:
What makes u think u aren't the tallest female then, anything higher than that is a giraffe. U didn't know?
But u don't really look tall sef from your dp neither slim too, maybe due to the positioning. But u look light in complexion there.. .. .
And how's work going?

Anything higher than that is a giraffe? That's a big lie... There girls of 5.10,5.11,6.0...ft tall and trust me they look dope... The problem is when you're unproportionally tall.. For example longer torso... Shorter legs... And so no... Without hips, or lirrle ass to back up... (that's like horrible), nothing in this world you'll wear that will look good on yhu... With that kinda shape...

Except that... It's gorgeous to be tall no Matter how tall... I'm not light skinned maybe it's the light... I'm kinda "chocolate" in complexion

torqque7:
Hmm normal to divorce is that what u were taught?ur family and pastor must hear abut your orientation. Iav never dumped a girl before in my life o tru ..I av always been the one dumped lol so just don't join them o lol..in fact av never dated any girl Sef before o and I'm a virgin ..I was hoping to get disvirgined on the 14th of this month so how could I av dumped someone before now?

So u have already made plans to use me for ur next evil thread? ya wicked..u won't have good network to be able to post it online,I don use juju swear for ur network . As for the guy u want to start following I hope u know how recession is biting hard on everyone?before u realise it,him go don use u hammer money to do valentines with his real boo and ul come and make a heart break thread here..by that time I'd av been disvirgined already by my new bae and I'll not even look ur face again even if u wear makeup o lol.

So pregnancy will not stop ur shakara?HA ur case don de fear me o,it's like my pastor did not see the vision clearly when he said something about me kicking it with a babe who looks nice without makeup and likes trouble on NL and her name starts with a J..he didn't tell me ur wahala get doctors degree now

See u,those pliers cut anything metal o..e go do u like film when we locate the promise land after cutting the padlock and chains u use to tie ur legs ..JESU. .ur a student?no wonder..students na BAD market o,mbanu.

So cos I forgot to wish happy new month has become wahala?have u forgotten I am a guy?guys r not wired to remember things with dates or anniversaries..hell even my birthday gahn na Facebook the help me remember so no vex..all we are wired to do is hustle and procreate..everything else is by the way so if u want to dump anyone for a reason like that then u go dump every guy u date o including ur husband ..oya happy new month bring ur small mouth here Lemi kiss u

Goan report.. My pastor will understand when I tell him you're too stingy for my liking.. Lolzz you're a crowned liar.. So this is how yhu deceive innocent girls... Telling them that you're a virgin it won't work on me...

Taah guys do tend to remember little things more than girls... We're too busy with stuffs still yet we try to remember things... You're just not romantic

There are other romantic guys out there that will remember little things like......

I won't stress my husband even with pregnancy... He'll be the happiest man on earth...

How are students "bad market" ehn?...

We don derail this thread too much... Oya teleport me to another thread

Rinsola32:
Don mind him jare!

He no gree send you the money and he refused to send me shawarma. Now I know his kind of man is not a "gentleman"

How was your night?

I'm not minding him jare ... I'm minding my new found secret crush ... Don't worry sis.. Aww buy yhu that shawarma (hope yhu like chicken shawarma?)

My night was restless.. Yhurs?

I key into that prayer point.... Any guy that wants to ruin my life... Should be ruined... Financially, emotionally, physically, spiritually, sexually, and in every aspect of his life.... So he won't get to meet an innocent soul like myself

My own is that while following the afore mentioned guidelines... Don't be too quick to jump into conclusion... Unless you're 180% sure... If not if you have a spouse like me...


It'll be totally disastrous.. (accusing me of something I didn't do)... Maybe your spouse is having an entirely different problem.. That's making him/her act strange... Communication is the key anyways...

(my opinion)

Rinsola32:
Yes forever an ever. Amen

Love portion? Hmmnnn! It will surely taste nice. I w want it in vanilla flavour

Picture ko, photo ni

My dear do not show him any pictures.... If he wants to see yhu... He should go to yhur house...

Balance diet or no balance diet... I'on like it... And that's it...

If yhu call 5.9ft too tall then I'm "too tall"... ... Tall and chubby.. Slim and short? That's not true dearie... I'm not chubby.. I'm slim and I know I'm not looking that bad(by the grace of God)..

Chubby and short.. Is OK and tall and slim is bae

What's happening on Feb 6?

abimic:
Beans worst food, Maybe u think u living in GEJ era..
Beans still remains a top choice for me, infact, it really served me lots of purposes when I was in the University then. Did u say manage if mixed with rice?
Mixing it with rice makes it a balanced diet nah
Of course, it is not as if a man with dwarfism can just suddenly take short cut to growing taller by eating beans. But hope u aren't too tall, it's always cool tall and chubby or short and slim, that makes a perfect body size for ladies. Are u getting ready for Feb 6?

abimic:
Beans worst food, Maybe u think u living in GEJ era..
Beans still remains a top choice for me, infact, it really served me lots of purposes when I was in the University then. Did u say manage if mixed with rice?
Mixing it with rice makes it a balanced diet nah
Of course, it is not as if a man with dwarfism can just suddenly take short cut to growing taller by eating beans. But hope u aren't too tall, it's always cool tall and chubby or short and slim, that makes a perfect body size for ladies. Are u getting ready for Feb 6?

BBalance

I'm blushing oo ....

Why won't I deny .. I know I'm tall but definitely I'm not the tallest.... That's an heavy title and I don't want it...

Happy new month to yhu too dearie

abimic:
Let me wish them all my five romancelanders, happy new month.. ... ......
Ifitumiojo, my barrister friend in law school abuja, wishing u a successful career afterwards, I do know u've missed calabar, extend my greetings to mum. . Your Lagos boy says happy new month....
Yemsai, congratulations on your graduation, wishing u a next great step afterwards...... Your boy not expecting you to go to bed this morning says happy new month.
A very good ally, VampireeM, the Lekki girl, my strong friend, hardworking, what more can I say? Yes! The sleeping girl too who does that without taking drugs, hopefully she won't sleep on water someday ..... abimic wishes u a happy new month..
Jodha, I remember once saying domineering but she countered it, maybe the adjective was a bit harsh, then assertive would do, in just few days, I felt like I've known enough, direct and blunt, straight forward regardless whose ox is gored, u give her she gives u back word for word, infact sometimes harsher, but I do know she's the tallest female romancelander which she would deny now p..... Abimic wishes u a happy new month of Valentine, reminds me Jack and Rose....
Lastly to NwannekaUloma, just want to wish u a happy new month.