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Em no wan prophecy for me ehn ... Issorait

Lol nosa

A pot calling kettle black.... Sorry to disappoint you bros but your thread is irrelevant also...

spicythoria:
lol...ehyah

Asin ehn it was really terrible...

torqque7:
Ahn ahn..so true true u want to divorce me and follow another guy shey? Ehnn so after collecting the money u want to run abi?and ul come and make another thread of how u chop torqque7 money and need advice.. like that ur other thread..see ur tiny mouth that ur using to be chopping peoples money anyhow,il soon bite the mouth off ..those guys u want to follow av used aka gum to gum their hands inside their pockets o..shishi u no go see collect from them so just seat ur cute ass down beside me and chop pineapple.

Lol..have u ever seen someone who agreed she does Shakara?u no go gree now,first I call u for this thread and see as u just the catwalk anyhow before u come meet me,now u r still doing more shakara..e be like when I just give u Belle and u born the shakara go stop

Rotfl..so ul do worse?don't u know we have padlock cutting pliers?if u like padlock even ur boob join,the padlock will be cut open .

Hmm indoor all day?I envy u o,let's exchange lives for just one day so I can enjoy this ur indoor chilling..so uv been indoors all day and u didnt send me an invite? ..by the way, are u a student?

It's a normal thing to divorce yhu... How many girls have you dumped yourself (uncountable)... It's only normal and fair for me to dump you ... How diju know I was about to create a thread about you

The guy aww follow next will be willing to will out everything he has to me.. I'm sure of it.. Aww collect more than shishi from them whether you like it or not...

So you know, pregnancy doesn't stop Shakara.. That's a dumb phrase..

Padlock cutting pliers can't work on me...

Yh I am... (you didn't even wish me happy new month) give me reasons y I shouldn't dump you for this singular act

Rinsola32:
Finally, you and johda( excluding me) don finally derailed this thread.

You both kept showing love up and down

The only person guilty of derailing this thread is torqque7... He doesn't obey rules...

But I myself loyally abides to law alongside constituted authorities...

He's dragging me to derail this thread ...

torqque7:
U don't want the bed again?after I wasted plenty money to get it? so what should I do with it now? OK would u rather relax on the floor then? Even the pineapple Sef u are vexing for that one too?smh..na wa o..so all this attitude because I was thinking of ur comfort and spent a lot to get u a vibrating bed now u tag me aka gum hand?jesu..women are tooooo complicated.

Ehnn so u mean I should be working just to give a woman my money? wonders shall never end..oya come and take both my share and ur share of the subscription mulla rinsola32 paid,I have received my salary too come and take that and add it Sef,I av also applied for salary advance so I can collect nxt months salary now and u can have it too..anything else?shey u will calm down now?oya let's enter inside room and settle ..but u will come out until late after two days o lol.

Lol see ur small head there,u go sabi do shakara well well for man way go want toast u o this babe I can imagine the stories ur boyfriend will have to say about u and how u use to punish him , na ur type go use chain and big padlock tie ur legs together for night as punishment to ur guy if him fuc.kup

My dear my yesterday was fine o,and better Sef today..not as stressful as it was yesterday tho.Trust u are good today?

Ehn give me the money first . We no dey settle anything... Give me the money lemme go my own way ehn... Lemme goan find a guy that'll be free with me (money wise), a guy that is ready to entrust his account details and atm password to me....


I no dey do shakara jhoor... No guy will say I suffered him or something... Cause I'm as plain as yogurt...

Ifah like you I like you... If I don't aww tell you hohhah... I don't like stressing peeps

Aww do worse than chain and padlock oo

I'm good dearie... I've been indoors all day...

makydebbie:
My dear, I wish I could give a million likes

. I'm blushing already... Thanks dearie


That was just the truth

wizrose:
lol she is more prettier than u.... the trousers are owk... let see Urs am sure u have no trousers

I could have given you a lashing reply but... Why suffer my thumbs when your opinion obviously doesn't matter/count...

Have a nice day sire

That girl is a bloody liar... Girls that suffered rape... Undergo a lot of emotional trauma... If she was really rape she will never go to any guy's house...

She would never even allow any guy to touch her physically....

If truly they've been raping or trying to rape her... She likes it... As in a lot.. That's y she keeps going..

Wetin she dey yarn na big, big talks...

(my opinion)

Francis95:
lol Below ?... Chai

Tell me what you saw, I'm more naughty than you sef

I'm not naughty... . I can't explain further..

. I'm not worried about your trouser dearie... Maybe you didn't notice but it was quite a slack...

You asked a question and I gave you my honest opinion... Shapen your trouser before you worry about men.....

By the way... You can carry the most slack of trousers around... I care less.... I just gave you the advice you asked for...

Homefinders:
Loool I checked your profile and got to know you need to be worried about your teeth and not my trouser . But if u like it I can send to u

I was just innocently trying to view the pics ooo.... My eyes just went below .... Before I even saw the packs...

Trust me you don't wanna know more than that... ... I'm not a naughty fella oo... It's just my eyes

Francis95:
Lol Jodha, what could dah be?

what did you see

Prophet... Coman prophesy for me...

abimic:
Like for real...
Is beans your favorite?

Noo .


If it was left to me.. Beans will never sell in the market... It's the worst food ever...

I can't eat it alone sef... But I can manage it... If it's mixed with rice...

I don't think my height is based of what I eat... Its hereditary.. There isn't any short person in my family...

Francis95:
I didn't want to reply buh I'm forced to. ..
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didn't you see the pics where I was standing. ..
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Now see this...take a good look at that Chest

Trust me you don't wanna know the first thing I saw when I viewed that pics...

(it wasn't the abs)

Hmm in my opinion he's forcing out the abs by bending in the pics...

He should stand straight in the pics and you'll see his chest is flat...

Anyways ion see the need for the thread ("just saying)

I don't want the vibrating bed anymore... Keep your pineapple to yourself....

Give me all of the money or "it's over"...

When I say you're money too conscious... I mean you're stingy ... Your hand is too tight (aka gum) when it comes to money...

If you can't give a lady money.. Then what are you working for ehn

We'll surely settle when you give my share... Till then.. (talk to the hands)...

Hope your day went well?

torqque7:
Haba now babe,see how u r accusing me unjustly,I didn't even lie plenty Sef of just small lie o oya take pineapple chop and calm down.

Hmm which mulla again?I used it to buy a bigger vibrating bed and a comfi couch so that u and ur laptop and fone can feel at home when u come now so y u still d find mulla again? ..Smh...women ehnn ul have 5000 in ur house and she will have 50000 in that same house but the money for the house general spending is ur 5000 while the 50000 is hers alone..I spent mulla for ur comfort but u still no happy lol.

Breakup ke..u and who are doing that one now better just chop pineapple and seat down quietly before I bite ur mouth o,what is break up?I don't know what it means o ..u say I am too money conscious?choi..it will still be u that will say u will not enter my house cos I'm broke if I am not money conscious of na wa..what do women want Sef? Now u don vex go spoil my name for rinsola32 say I wan give am love potion ..oya come let's go to the room and settle this issue..there is a pineapple garden under my bed with ur name on it

Ion mean to be rude or to derail the thread....

But


I just viewed the op's profile and mhen I trousers is slacked liked kilode ..

You should be concerned about mending your slacked trousers and not bothering yourself about a guy that likes you on a 10% probability scale...

Sighs#

Another insecure old(mature) lass with poor self image..


Op aww advice you to work on your self esteem... Coming up with threads like this can never boost your self esteem... But will make it worse(considering the behavior of nairaland guys)

Seek for help discreetly elsewhere..

I can't believe I'm typing this but honestly speaking... She's the root cause of her predicament...

Although the guy is a dog...

Biko am I the only one seeing that.... That pics was photoshopped....

Op I think getting yourself a proper educational grooming is what should be your utmost concern.... Cause your grammar sucks...


That's the only kinda "suck" I could understand from the hogwash you hitherto posted...

Rinsola32:
torqque7, see what you caused now?

Madam, how you dey?

I'm good dearie... Do not collect anything torqque7..gives you... He might put love portion or touch and follow inside...

You know guys can never be trusted

torqque7:
Lol no now..it's not what you think babe ..I would have directed her to meet u up and get the account details sha like u asked but that ur location ehnn even me I got lost that night ,the teleportation device Sef teleported the wrong person,it also got confused ..sha don't worry I'll just use the money and buy a bigger vibrating bed and couch so u can be very comfortable when u come .Dont argue be quiet and take apple chop I'll collect and spend on our behalf

By the way,You just make me burn my fuel and waste energy that night I came looking for u ,after I managed to convince the vibrating bed that both of u will enjoy each other and it was seriously anticipating and thinking I'll return with u only for me to come back empty handed,now the bed is vexing and has decided to be allergic to me ..women been the cause of mens predicaments since 12.bc ..How are u today?

You're one of the biggest liars of all times... I don't want apple... I want pineapple...

Kindly give me my own share of the mulla

We yaf broken up... You're too money conscious for my liking

Rinsola32:
That's so good of you! Nice people like you are very rare to come by.

Waiting for your account details and jodha won't hear

Too bad dearie... I caught you guys right in the act

Desperado...

. Mine was that when I was in SS1 I wasn't even making noise... I was sitting with my friend(a chronic noise maker) she was shouting and gisting out loud about a policeman

I was just quiet listening, when our principal came and said she saw me shouting.... I told her I wasn't the one... She insisted that she saw...

she then flogged the hell awta me, I didn't cry ooo

I just sat quietly thinking about my life.... My friend that was making the noise... Came and started telling me sorry... Omoh c cry wey I cry...

It was so damn unfair... I'd never forget that day....


I no know wetin I type sef

Hmm mm.....

Why is everyone supporting such a shame show of nudity....

Some Nigerian guys are literally dogs.

Smh#

torqque7:
Lol really? Interesting,but you know entertainment is not free anymore anywhere in the world shey?so on behalf of jodha and my humble self,I'll sacrifice my account details so you can pay your subscription into it,don't worry I know people are scared of giving out their acct details but i don't mind as long as it's for a good cause ..

But no need to tell jodha that I am giving you this heart warming offer sha o, let it be our secret cos if she finds out she may charge double,you know how you women don't play when it comes to money now..yes I am nice like that lol .

Caught right in the act.... So you're trying to cheat me ehn.... In my very before


Kindly redirect that lass to send to money to my account... Asap

You're a guy.. You shouldn't need money....

Females have more needs than guys... ...

How many people come day view this topic nah....

Shuu ooo

Dat guy is a fvck boy...