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Asabaman:
awwshhh!!! that was harsh Honey!

He was harsh too... Didn't you see

torqque7:
Lol funny thing is some of these vigilantes are the same people doing the stealing..hmm na wa o it is well sha.

You stay alone? Maybe you need a roommate if that place is that dangerous,wouldn't be nice reading stories that touch from you here o lol.

Hahaha so you like vibrating beds do you?oya pack yaself and phone plus laptop and relocate here but come with house rent o cos landlord just told me 1min ago that the rent just went up.

You're totally right on that..
Roommate? Hell no... I'm done with that shii... I've had the most terrible experience with roommates.... It even hurts to think bouhrit....

Don't tell me you're a coward ehn ... I don't bite... I'm as calm as a dove

Rayhandrinni:
If only your face looks like your name

I'm pretty sure your entire family tree cannot produce someone as intelligent as me.... Your posts proved it...

So you know beauty is in the eyes of the beholder... Beauty without sense is rubbish...

Whether I'm ugly or not it doesn't take an atom of sense from me.... Likewise it doesn't add an iota of common sense in your possibly cranked cranium

torqque7:
Lol@ soothsayer...hmm stealing ke..women can fear and imagine plenty plenty ehnn .you guys don't have vigilantes around? Anyway try not to think or imagine bad things,you don't need to attract negative energy..

Eyahh kpele,I'd av invited you to my place where you'll be safe and sleep peacefully but my bed is allergic to females..it will just start vibrating when a female tries to sleep in it ..lol. don't worry just lockup and don't open for anyone once it's dark and ul be just fine

Of course, there are vigilante groups.. Many... We even have security men...

But all these doesn't stop those hoodlums.. I'm not afraid.. Oo just wanna protect by beloved phone

I love bed that vibrates

It's Hindi... Jodha is like a Indian legendary goddess /empress...

Went as planned...

abimic:
Sure it did, yours?
Of course I've got trust you if I were to go by my first instinct.
So Tell me, what's it with your moniker, Jodha, what does it mean and coined from? maybe Judith with something else.

You're a confused person obviously.....

Op I raise boobs+ass for you....

Thatz all I have to say

Be there looking for fine girls....

Them go use your heart play naira bet

The op is not typing the truth.. I'm sure she sent him those nudes... If not you should she have nude pictures of herself... Or is she a porn model?... Some girls are too naive...

That's how a stupid was crying.. That she wanted to travel for school, then she decided to take nude pictures of herself on his phone.... In other for him to feed his eyes whenever he's Hot... The idiot called her two days later telling her his phone along with her nudes were stolen...

The foolish girl was openly crying and wailing....

The bottom line is that the girl in question has nothing else to do... Than to accept her mistake and learn from it

(I don't mean she should give her body to the dog she calls ex)...

torqque7:
Lol I need your present location first so I can know where I'm teleporting from o ..ha you love pics and you are tall..perfect combo for a runway model..oya come and be my model,we can discuss the terms of contract privately lol.

My night was just there joor..sleep hates me so it avoids me like a plague but I'm good tho.

You must be a soothsayer
How didju know run way modelling is my secret passion ..

Look inside of you and you'll know my location...

Eyah sleep hates you?... Well I'm having similar problem but mine is sort of different...

There's been a rampad stealing galore in my vicinity... And I can't sleep peacefully... Always having the feeling someone will coman steal my pc or phone

Richnero:
which one is oganihwe boobs?

It means extra large boobs

Your virginity status is your choice/decision... It's not something you should publicly type and ask for the opinion of people you barely know...

Plus you're a man, you should be able to make a decision and stand by it... Any other person's opinion doesn't matter...

But it you ask me.. You're on the right track... Apart from fulfilling the biblical commandments... You're saving your life the complications that involves with sex...

(my opinion)

jtjohn:
I love big boobs.....

I don't see how that's my problem

Trash

As dem come rich now.... *who e epp*

Lolzz

I suffered a similar plight, only that I wasn't desperate like the blogger...

They mocked me ehn.. People will tell me "you and your friend nah age mate, c her boobs which time your own go big"?

But I thank God for my life I now have boobs(normal size) though... And my friend literally has oganihwe boobs

abimic:
Well no doubt, self control matters, even in marriages, but your emphasis on konji would kill some guys ehn, like this is too sure for u, u go don show those guys around u pepper,Tough one I could perceive there like buhari body odour. firstly, it all depends on your class, level of exposure to be so certain what u claim. If one is in a relationship, of course konji wouldn't be an issue as it would be ran on mutual understanding, albeit some bf still cheat on their gf and what would u do here, no be if u catch am sef. For the singles, in adekunle's voice, there's a man for every woman, and not even nowadays that more girls are on the loose sexually, the only thing is God should protect we guys, konji talks are stale lately, except the guy is like me practicing self control, else there are girls out there who aren't slut ready to meet the demands ranging from office, to university, to outing, seminars, and even nairaland as we meet new people daily. And if all girls were to reason like u, Konji would have long died since the 90s, as this would give more guys the resolve to test your ball. Good morning

I totally wish I had the power to make people see what I'm thinking... Typing alone I wouldn't be able to explain my points to you..


Anyways trust me when I say "some girls are foolish" not gullible... I know this for a true fact.... It's the *absolute truth*...

Hope your day went as planned?

He he he torqque7 I love pictures, coman teleport to the photoshoot

My night was blissful, grateful to Jah... Hope yours has no complaints?

Trash

Dunno what to comment on this thread sef

torqque7:
Jodha oya come and see o..just carry yaself and come quietly here lol let's continue our own.

Catwalks in quietly

Wahrisit?

abimic:
Iwo ehn, most girls aren't foolish, infact none is when it comes to sexual relation but gullible. Infact, all girls are depending on who's fingering the brain. No doubt some guys are dogs but self control/ abstinence till meeting right partner is best. Left to you, most guys would die of konji, funny and untrue, infact, I don't expect you to fall for all guys and the one u do for, surely would drill it well and make reverse be the case of you wanting to escape the konji instead. Moreover, ladies stand to benefit more as we guys are more at the losing end, so it's to you ladies' benefit, so ladies should literarily be more konjified but our feelings and sexual desires if peak are not easily hidden unlike ladies'. Infact, an old man can be doing like baby because of wetin e want chop. See ehn, when u pass through Royale in Ikeja Lagos even as early as 5am when I go to work, u need see some Behind, fine girls that are classic who really need to escape the konji world. But Should I say you're coitophobic?

Benefit what exactly?

All these ones you're typing na "big big talk"

One thing I have most is self control, even at my own detriment... I still insist if every girl reasons like me "konji will kii some guys"

Drixxx:
which one be soft dwarf again choi Lmao

Dwarf em body dey strong nah

The Lord is telling you to see me as your Lil sis

luminouz:
Welllllll! Don't u think d Lord is telling us something babe?

Nah lie no bory will say anything... Drag me to a thread of your choice

torqque7:
Lol..na your type sabi cry for small thing ..hmm if I drag u to a thread now they will say I am toasting you so I'd rather pm you so that when I decide I might start toasting then nobody will know

Op is a godamn liar... Dark skin girls are calm and lovely

Black is African, it's natural... It's just epic... Y should we pick on a bleaching bunch of buffoons? (just saying ooo for emphasis not beefing)...

Face be like monkey abi ape we lick lime... (that post got me like laughing really hard for real)


Most guys are dogs, it's not a new thing... I'm typing from experience....

We now live in a world where we have sorry dogs with uncontrollable libido as men.... It's do depressing....

I wish every girl reasons like me sometimes (most girls are foolish also)... If it was left to me... Most guys would die of konji... Seriously

Half naked men photo assemblage you mean

Don't have the patience to start perusing any link but I'm sure aww enjoy whatever benefits when I'm married

I'm scared of no one, let them come in their numbers, I'm equal to the task(just bluffing)

Oya les goan make ours I'm perfect, hope you are too?

torqque7:
Lol this ur small mouth ehnn no make those girls using makeup to come for u for calling them ugly o my hand no dey ..but ur on point though..

Hmm this one ur concerned about not derailing the thread so where will we continue our conversation?oya follow me let's go make our own thread..lol,how r u today miss?

I'm 5.8ft tall, we're almost the same

luminouz:
Loool! Am 5'9 feet tall sha.....are u taller?

I'm 5.8ft tall, we're almost the same