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Romance › Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Jodha(f): 11:06am On Apr 21, 2018
Earthbound:
Most embarrassing.

There's this girl I used to kpansh back in the day. She was a fwb till she got in a serious relationship then we called it quits. Months down the line, she introduced one girl like that to me. She don hype me die for the babe. The babe sef come dey chat me up dirty for WhatsApp. I come dey feel like olosho wey dem dey pass like football but my 'burden' is mine. She was in Owerri, and I, Lagos. This babe came to Lagos to kpansh me! On the day we hooked up, I swear I don't know what came over me that day. Maybe it was stress, nervousness, or something, people of God, I came in all my 'long' glory in less than 3 minutes. This Igbo girl just started speaking language and putting her underwear back on. I did not need an interpreter to tell me what she was saying. I had to BEG for a while for
her to let me go again. I'd never been so embarrassed in the oza room in my life.
Yhu were expecting to cum in an hour? undecided
Romance › Re: See The Food A Nigerian Lady Prepared And Stored All For Her Man (photos) by Jodha(f): 11:03am On Apr 21, 2018
myself13:
She's an extremist! A red flag in the making. it is apparent she has some strong affiliation with those known for extremism up North! This is how female extremism/fanaticism gave rise to female suicide bombing. The husband should be sensitized about the inescapable dangers of dating an extremist in any form or shape.
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In this accord, I fear for her man though. There is every indication she might one day pull out a deadly stunt on her man out of the least of provocations. She should be monitored lest something disastrous befalls the innocent man. Ladies are unpredictable. I would suggest he dumps her right now for he's own peace and safety. The earlier the better, as we were told. A woman with extremist tendencies is a possible violent vicious woman. Some men will just be risking their life anyhow in the name of stupid love.
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BTW, it is understood that foods refrigerated overtime is quite unhealthy for the body upkeep - and here we have a woman specialized in this unwholesome act on the brink of poisoning a beloved brother.
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#FearWomen!
Yhure far gone...lool
Romance › Re: Overly Tall Guys How Do U Cope With Self Esteem Cuz Mine Is Killing Me!! by Jodha(f): 10:39am On Apr 21, 2018
It's like the op is surrounded by dwarfs that's y.... 5" 11ft is pretty much average for a guy...if it was a lass d story would have been different....

As for me my height is the best thing that has happened to me.....I walk around with my head held high...and admiring glances eer'where I go... grin

I love it when some guys stand besides me and look stupid because... I'm taller than dem....
I so much love the attention I get eer'where I go...

People are like "fine girl I love yhur height" and I'll just smile grin

Of course I'll never date someone I'm taller than...and my husby will be far taller than me...

#tallpeepsrock
So op I don't get yhu...
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 10:27am On Apr 21, 2018
IamD18:
Na u be "Awk" cheesy
Lool....I mearnt "OK"
Romance › Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Jodha(f): 10:26am On Apr 21, 2018
Rayhandrinni:
abeg, say what you want to say. Which baba dem are you waiting for? angry
Baba dem like yhu...
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 10:25am On Apr 21, 2018
predmine20:
Jman06 i beeseech you to leave those ladies alone because they will never agree with you a virgin.
Just see the way Upsetgirl1,Highpriestess1 and jodha are insulting we virgins because they are pained for losing theirs.
You have done well,your comments are true especially the 1st one which got me laughing.
Lool...yhur stupidity is amusing....
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 10:24am On Apr 21, 2018
IamD18:
Please, i'm trying hard not to see you like the rest of these dumb ladies on this section undecided

He vowed never to marry a non-virgin because of the lies a non-virgin told him, what's hard there to understand embarassed

Didn't you see where he noted himself a virgin, saying that his family values virgins a lot huh


Say what you know mrs/miss, who said men don't give a fvck about virgins huh , this is one of the lines non-virgins uses to console themselves undecided which man will like to marry a lady who's pussay isn't tight huh

And where d'fvck did you get your statistics from?

I was harsh, but said the truth.
Awk
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 10:22am On Apr 21, 2018
Jman06:
And when did you conduct a research to arrive at the conclusion that 90percent of guys do not want virginshuh Because a few loose guys on nairaland type such rubbish to lure more naive girls into bedhuh

For your information, more guys still crave and respect virgin girls. Stop deceiving gullible girls here!

Virginity remains one of the prides of a lady!
Lool...awk...
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 12:00am On Apr 21, 2018
IamD18:
As for the Op, he's right and not off if we are to judge from his thread. And for my comment, i'm right because some non-virgins lie a lot about their virginity.

@Embolden, i'm not suppose to apologize for my comment in anyway, but for the sake of what I can't say, i'll say 'I'm sorry ' cheesy grin
I still maintain my stand that the op is wrong... The topic was "why I will never marry a non virgin ...my bitter experience" and what he posted after that did not correlate with the topic... I was expecting a heart touching story...
Dearie yhure wrong because nowadays... The world has gone so bad ...no one gives a hoot about virginity...so there's no need to lie..
90% of guys presently do not want to marry a virgin...most guys do not care at all...
So why should they lie?.... Yhu see my dear yhure wrong...


Lool...it's awk... I just felt yhu were harsh that's all...
Romance › Re: Does she Look Older Than Her Age ? by Jodha(f): 11:53pm On Apr 20, 2018
golor:
Common get away you .. Is it a nude pix ? So, she dont upload her picture on Facebook ? Or did I say anything regarding the picture ?
Lool...oga calm down ...nah fight?....

Una blood too dey hot...
Romance › Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Jodha(f): 11:46pm On Apr 20, 2018
Oya ooo

Let's wait for the baba dem...

Romance › Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Jodha(f): 11:43pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
Create the thread
Expect a thread tmrw...
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 11:42pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
OP didn't go off point, he's a virgin who loves a virgin, he met a lady who claimed to be a virgin but weren't one, when he found out, he left her, hence his thread.

Check my comment, I had to embolden where the lady claimed her uncle molested her to drop my comment concerning how ladies tell lies on how they lost their virginity.

What's confusing there?
Op went off point in the sense that... He should be angry d girl lied to him.... Her nonvirginity did nothing to him..only her lies..

Yhu should have pointed out to him..

Yhur post was some worth demeaning to girls... Yhu saying some girls lost dia virginity for coke and biscuit.... Isn't nice and proper...
Even if its true...it's not proper saying it like that... Yhu are indirectly saying... If yhuve lost yhur virginity yhure a LovePeddler...

And that's off..
Romance › Re: Alarming Increase In Prostitution - Especially On Social Media by Jodha(f): 11:36pm On Apr 20, 2018
BlackPantherxXx:
My IQ increased significantly reading your Nobel-worthy threads on sex dolls and cunnilingus....

Nigerian Youths wish to emulate you, Sir

Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Sex After Traditional Marriage? by Jodha(f): 11:32pm On Apr 20, 2018
If yhu can wait till trad marriage... Y can't yhu wait till the white wedding....

To wear the wedding gown...d bride should be pure and undefiled ...
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 11:26pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
I'm going to logically converse with you because you harmlessly quoted me.

Now madam, tell me, what's the point in this thread?
First of all the op was off...
His reason for not marrying a nonvirgin was not logical ...and he was typing and also making decisions out of point..

Yhu on the other hand...yhu had the opportunity to correct d op and lead him on the right path...but rather...

Yhure shooting aimlessly at space...
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 11:16pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
I don't get.
I mean yhure far from d point...what yhu typed made zero sense..
Romance › Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Jodha(f): 11:15pm On Apr 20, 2018
Nairaland guys are the undateable ones oo
Romance › Re: Dangers of pornography and masturbation addiction. by Jodha(f): 11:10pm On Apr 20, 2018
Tell dem...ooo

I just recently discovered wima two korokoro eyes that girls do masturbate too....asin seriously.... Tufiakwa
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by Jodha(f): 11:05pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
This is one of the things that annoys me about these loosed non-virgins, they are good in telling lies and trying to play smart by playing with your intelligence.

After turning their private part to tourist centers and loosing their virginity to their street mechanics for biscuit and coke, they'll start coming up with stupid sort of lies when asked.

It's either their neighbor's goat molested them or they lost it while riding a bicycle.

If they did not loose it while laughing, then they lost while crying.

Most of them will even tell you that they lost it while dancing shaku shaku!

If you aren't a virgin, please stop telling lies and misleading men who loves virgin, it's disgusting, loosing your virginity isn't the end of the world.
Yhure way off niggur...
Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Insult Anyone In This Forum Again After Today's Encounter. by Jodha(f): 10:59pm On Apr 20, 2018
Hahahahah

Romance › Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Jodha(f): 10:54pm On Apr 20, 2018
abimic:
Hahahah
U want to teach me how to cook... Hahahah.. No worry, u know how the matter dey be for there.. No need to talk am here..... Those not gifted in cooking would still say they are great cook so that sermon won't fly...with all these generation of indomie girls, it would be foolhardy to say a daft thinking lady would say she doesn't know how to cook. Thank God for we men, we upped our game, our cooking skills might even Relegate women to the back in the kitchen making them take tutorials. grin grin shocked...i know u hardly here just as me lately ..hope you good....
Lool... Joke apart... I'll teach yhu how to cook...
All kinds of soup.... I'll teach yhu...
Forget that indomie generation talk...most girls can cook very well....some are just lazy to cook ...but it doesn't mean they can't cook...

Yhu guys are too judgemental.. It's not a big deal for a guy to know how to cook it's a normal thing..
Upped which game biko....lool...
Women can never be relegated to the back especially with affairs of the kitchen... Impossicant...


I'm awk...how 'bouh yhu?
Nairaland General › Re: Man Kills A Big Python That Wanted To Attack His Family (Photos) by Jodha(f): 10:44pm On Apr 20, 2018
ceejayx:
U will start hissing and spitting anyhow like Jodha ur ass and breasts will begin to sprout and u will cause fatal accidents everywhere u go
Ass and boobs will begin to waahhhtthuh....

Where can I find d nearest python meat? grin
Education › Re: Niger Delta University Students Protest Due To Increase In School Fees by Jodha(op):
Lalasticlala ... Fynestboi ... Richiez this should be in front page ...comman help oo...

Education › Re: Niger Delta University Students Protest Due To Increase In School Fees by Jodha(op): 6:20pm On Apr 18, 2018
foliman:
Shithole country...
Nothing works in Nigeria, the most annoying part is that after graduation, job is not even guaranteed.

My stake is that a state school that can charge as much as that amount should also be able to employ their graduates.
The most annoying thing is that they have refused to tell us the reason for the increment..

If they're increasing school fees to give us better services I'll understand... But y should I be paying bench fee of 80k and still in sitting on top window in class...
Or pay 40k for internet fee and yet the school has no internet access..

It's all gibberish...
And something needs to be done...
Stabbing and shooting innocent students protesting for their right has gone too far ...
Education › Re: Niger Delta University Students Protest Due To Increase In School Fees by Jodha(op): 5:31pm On Apr 18, 2018
foliman:
State governors these days are making life unbearable for the masses that gave them their support.

AAUA increased tuition fee by 700%, for crying out loud; what's wrong with these governors?

Moreover, they enjoyed free education under Chief Obafemi Awolowo, now it should be their turn to sustain the system so that citizens would enjoy the dividend of democracy, but they chose to punish same citizens who voted them in power.

I wonder if an average civil servant can afford the tuition fee of 2 children at once in the same State's University.

Nigeria is a ticking time bomb.
Mhen it's damn frustrating...imagine a civil servan that is not paid salary...

Paying more than 500k...for 2 children in a godamn state university... It's annoying...

This country is thrash...
Education › Re: Niger Delta University Students Protest Due To Increase In School Fees by Jodha(op):
There is still confusion as to what to do next..since the school authorities of the Niger Delta University are hell bent on stopping the protest...

Many students were left injured ...

Naija which way?...

Something must be done to curb this menace oo... NDU is the only state university in Bayelsa.. Yet they want to close it down..

Education › Niger Delta University Students Protest Due To Increase In School Fees by Jodha(op): 4:51pm On Apr 18, 2018
The students of Niger Delta University led by their SUG president protested due to the unnecessary increment of their school fees .

The school authorities sent thugs to stop the peaceful protest ,and injured the comrades involved in the protest.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: CeeC "Tobi Bakre Is 29 Years Old, He Told Me That" by Jodha(f): 4:33pm On Apr 18, 2018
Lool...
Romance › Re: A Lady Not Earning At Least N150k A Month Shouldn’t Think About Marriage - Joro by Jodha(f): 4:57pm On Apr 09, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

DEUTERONOMY 22

" If it is discovered that a young damsel is not a virgin on her wedding night, then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die".


IS A BOOK WE SHOULD FOLLOW, AND OBTAIN MORALITY FROM?
Yhure arguing out of context Mr man... We're not arguing about virginity ..so I don't know y yhure bringing this up..

We all know the bible does not codone formication and adultery ...
The same bible said... "For all have sin and fall short of the glory of God"...
My bro the bible is beyond normal comprehension... Can yhu quote another part of the bible that said this same thing...?
Romance › Re: A Lady Not Earning At Least N150k A Month Shouldn’t Think About Marriage - Joro by Jodha(f): 3:45pm On Apr 09, 2018
SnowJay92:
Lol, is 150k bread winning? Don't be angry, even though his view is subject to personal perceptions and the living standards anyone chooses to live by, what he's saying is not very wrong, considering the standards you ladies set for the guys.
I didn't say 150k is bread winning.. But since d woman is not d bread winner of d family... Then it doesn't matter d amount she's earning... Provided she works and contribute little stipends to d family...
That's all..

Plus he shouldnt be demanding such from women when most men don't earn...up to that amount ..
Romance › Re: A Lady Not Earning At Least N150k A Month Shouldn’t Think About Marriage - Joro by Jodha(f): 3:42pm On Apr 09, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

MEN HAS BEEN BREAD-WINNING FOR CENTURIES, IT'S YOUR TURN NOW.

HOW YOU WANT EQUALITY WITHOUT MAKING ANY CONTRIBUTIONS IS FURTHER PROOF THAT EQUALITY IS MANY LIGHT-YEARS AWAY.
Lool...the bible stated that the man is the head of the family...as Jesus is to the church ...
The bible also said the man should love, care and provide for his household...

But that does not mean d women folk should be segregated ...

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